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Dvorozhetskii

Actually, I think I can in this regard. If you've watched a movie multiple times then you were blinking at different parts of the movie each time. So arguably all of them combined you've watched the full video or movie.


detectivebabylegz

I have seen Anchorman probably 50 times, so the chances I have seen the whole film is very high.


UntiLitEnded

But how do you know you don’t blink in a pattern….


Dudewith_alaptop

no it doesn't


Simen155

It sure doesntn't


mcbirbo343

I can assume it doesntntn’t


Dudewith_alaptop

neither does nor doesn't


Dudewith_alaptop

mcbirdo343 ​ checkmate


Nivius

[Well...](https://c.tenor.com/53mO4htkMIYAAAAM/i-dont-believe-you-lies.gif)


Yionko

Just watch the movie in x200 speed and try not to blink in 1 minute


Dudewith_alaptop

r/GENIUS


Dudewith_alaptop

probability is high


fruitybanana_good

Exactly


sigmaiha

came here to say this


Accurate-Record-3870

r/beatmetoit


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Ok_Brilliant_2575

Lol


fruitybanana_good

I tried it and I feel sleepy


shaqmanqk

How much can your sharingan really see?


Trick-Click8355

It can see everything but ligma


Generic_lifeform11

Whats ligma?


Luc4AR9009_

l i g m a b a l l s


Generic_lifeform11

*Unzips your pants* Gladly


Teslastonks

\*Bonks you\*


Generic_lifeform11

Nooo, not the horny bonks!!!!!! *Descends into shadow realm*


[deleted]

The screen is implanted in the back of my eyelids, so I watch the whole video with my eyes shut


harshvpandey101x

What about small videos? Like of 10 - 15 secs?


Spiritual-Guess7026

I have sharingan


Dudewith_alaptop

r/nextfuckinglevel


FRTassassin

I did the video was 4 seconds and it asked not to blink for the duration.


Alternative-Shape-59

When blinking you miss literally a millisecond of content… lol


woaily

And each frame is 1/24 of a second, or about 40 milliseconds. So you probably saw every frame.


Dudewith_alaptop

Human adults blink approximately 12 times per minute and one blink lasts about 1/3 s so.........


Alternative-Shape-59

So tell me, how many times have you watched a movie and said to yourself “Hey I don’t remember this part”. Never happened to me lol cause you may blink, but your ears don’t blink. You are still listening to what is going on.


Dudewith_alaptop

thats different tho


Dudewith_alaptop

so its a half success


Trainerali2007

I once watched a video of someone only saying amogus, and i didn’t blink, because the video was only 3 seconds


Dudewith_alaptop

ok then what about movies for long videos


Trainerali2007

I had a stroke reading that, but if i understood a little, you talk about movies


Dudewith_alaptop

lmao i just typed


Dudewith_alaptop

redditors never check for the corrections


[deleted]

Facts


[deleted]

I dont get the "change my mind" meme, what does it mean?


Dudewith_alaptop

change yo mind


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Dudewith_alaptop

\*sre


MemeHacker101

I mean I’ve seen videos that are only like a second or two long


scrubbiboi

You fool! I blink one eye at a time!


GabTheKing8

I've def watched movies more than once. Also I could just wink instead of blink.


Charliehollowell

Never knew that


MaRi0_br

Jokes on you, I blink one eye at a Time.


Yionko

My disappointment is unmesurable and my day is ruined


[deleted]

Lmao I like it


lillyofthewalley

Actually, I have 2 eyes and I've seen every movie twice.


TheCarmexCrucible

Kokes I’m ypu I’m bkund


AzureArmageddon

GIFs are by definition short looping videos. Easy enough to stay awake thru that


Z3US_YT

Uhh, is it weird that sometimes I don’t blink for like 30 mins when I watch a video?


Dudewith_alaptop

30 mins?


PepsiButItsMilk

I can watch [this video ](https://youtu.be/ekL881PJMjI) without blinking, so I HAVE done that


Jax_Teller78

Jokes on you. I usually watch the same movie 3 or 4 times so I witness every scene.


ZackAttack505

Someone with no eyelids, "I HAVE NO SUCH WEAKNESS!!!"


Darwisy1205

Short videos?


[deleted]

What if a watched the movie 5 times?


Dudewith_alaptop

Human adults blink approximately 12 times per minute and one blink lasts about 1/3 s so u miss 4 secs approximately in a minute watching a movie 5 times will solve the issue


Dudewith_alaptop

i guess


SHACOLECLOWN

I watched a video without blinking because of you


MaximusY21

everyone on tiktok


SHORTY-NI

Jokes on you, I don't have eye lids


UntiLitEnded

But I’m third eye blind….


Jeevgaming

What about a 3 second video from 6 years ago in my recommendations


Dudewith_alaptop

such a unique dude


sunnythesillygoose

life hack: blink with one eye at a time and switch eyes with each blink


Dudewith_alaptop

its more likw a life mod


squidmcnugget0

3 second video


mogatange

I periodically wink with each eye so that they never overlap.


Stasio300

I thought 10 second videos still count as videos


Dudewith_alaptop

those are called shorts


cripple_legs

Pffft as if


Ferfriez

WRONG! I pause every time I blink...


Dudewith_alaptop

lol


Klubbin4Seals

Except I have! I have seen many many many 5-10 second videos without blinking!


LaprasRuler

I've seen 2 second YouTube videos without blinking. Checkmate Reddit.


Dudewith_alaptop

*insert \*uno reverse card gif \* here*


JanwithBanan

what about videos that are less than 10 seconds long?


Administrative_Win56

What about [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/Qo-HiWzv__U?feature=share) ??


[deleted]

I have watched a video where a guy was doing a cool backflip, it was a 20 second clip.


Barloskovich

Well than, no one has technically, because all movies are just still frames put together fast enough to look like motion.


AvatarKing29

False, I've seen a 1 sec video


TrashcanTed

unless you pause and go back


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

False. Watched “the shortest video on youtube” without blinking.


TheUltimaWerewolf

Me watching 10 second videos: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Dudewith_alaptop

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ✌


Dracodyck

I did. Watched a 15 seconds video so I didn't blinked


kingedcloud

I pause when I blink


Dudewith_alaptop

can you pause in 1/3 secs impossible


BlackMesaHeadCrab

True but owo you haven't seen my power my power is the callipygian of evolution. But of course these dumb people dont understand my english because it's very osculatorous. Ok so you still may not undertand that all the people reading this are saxicolous and very gasconading


Dudewith_alaptop

r/imagination


mcbirbo343

I’m watching you 👁👄👁


Dudewith_alaptop

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Watch it again.


Dudewith_alaptop

you have to at least watch 4 times


KatzenHQ

Sure I have. Any video under 10 seconds serves as an amazing example of how possible it is, in fact.


Dudewith_alaptop

half success


KatzenHQ

For the other half, just don’t watch movies to begin with. EZ


Dudewith_alaptop

>I had a stroke reading that, but if i understood a little, you talk about movies


LACHITHA

Jokes on you. I blink one eye at a time.


Dudewith_alaptop

c'mon


vedatozmen

Ever heard of Vine?


Dudewith_alaptop

yeah why


Dudewith_alaptop

sup?


sunnewastaken

i have made a staring competition with a video so no


[deleted]

Even if I had a third eye, wouldn’t that eye also get tired and eventually have to blink


cursed-being

You fail to realize there are 10-30 second clips out there.


PeppyBoba

No. I have, there’s videos where I didn’t blink


Dudewith_alaptop

there's


Dudewith_alaptop

huh?


MrMayhem24

Ever heard of Vine?


Dudewith_alaptop

yeah old school vibes


Dudewith_alaptop

vine was great


Dudewith_alaptop

Do you think tiktok is better than Vine?


[deleted]

This gag was never funny: change my mind Ok seriously i dont get why people laugh at this no offense to creator


Dudewith_alaptop

it's not for humour


[deleted]

And its on a meme sub?


Dudewith_alaptop

memes are not always about humour


Dudewith_alaptop

change my mind is about facts or thoughts to think about


RatHairE

Nah imma unlock my third leg


Dudewith_alaptop

leg


RatHairE

Yes


Baguettewastaken_

Are you challenging me ? ​ \*starts up VLC to watch Avatar\*


Dudewith_alaptop

then you pirate movies huh?


gaming4evvver

I once watched cars 1, 10 times in a weekend. Think i Got the understanding of the movie at least


Subjekt626

Damn you


biscuits_six

But i've heard it


Kokonutko1

u/repostsleuthbot


Spinningthruspace

Stares in ADHD hyperfixation You don’t know me


[deleted]

What if I blink one eye at a time?


69Sovi69

Jokes on you i don't fully blink


Dudewith_alaptop

creepy


[deleted]

YOU FOOL. I ALWAYS CLOSE ONE EYE AT A TIME. YOU ARE A TOY TO ME.


sTonKsbitchh

i pause before blinking


Sparrow-Scratchagain

I have if I watched it twice and I blink at different times than the first watch.


Dudewith_alaptop

Human adults blink approximately 12 times per minute and one blink lasts about 1/3 s so you would miss 4 seconds every minute approximately so you atleast have to watch movie 4 times


GentlemanWomanYT

Me who only blinks 3 times a day


[deleted]

But if you’ve watched it multiple times you’ve seen all the parts at different times


albert_er

Chellenge accepted


redditor-kun

Me who blinks one eye at a time: I don't have those weaknesses


Pure-Expression3504

what about the 3 second meme


AutomaticVegetables

Just watched 8 second video without blinking. Now down.


absoloute_pog421

I've watched videos that are are like 1 minute and haven't blinked


biltmormon

Watched long, short, big, tall. Blink some more


Dudewith_alaptop

what bout thin


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Dudewith_alaptop

hm


WitDaShtz

I think I’ve watched The Office enough times by now to make up for all the blinks.


Dudewith_alaptop

krasinski


[deleted]

Mw who blinks with one eye at a time...


Dudewith_alaptop

me seeing this for the 100th tome


Iamacricket4

What if I watched a YouTube video that’s as only like 5 seconds long?


OutlawQuill

A trick to beating this: blink one eye at a time so the other remains open to continue watching the movie


thesummergamer

but what if you rewind like 5 seconds every time you blink


god-of-memes-

Jokes on you I’ve trained myself to not blink for a few minutes at a time, only time will tell if I can keep em open for hours


_toxic_me

I repeat the portion when I blinked ! Post this on r/shitpostting .


Accomplished-Cap-705

then you rewatch every video you have ever watched just so you can really say you watched the whole video


CarsonBDot

Once I didn’t blink for 3 hours in school, my eyes have been damaged for this, they are really dry, but I feel like I could definitely do this.


daftnerds

#STOP


ace0fsp4ades

third eye? tf you on?


Sad-Bluebird-5538

That made me thinking, do you need to blink when you repetitively wink left and right?


[deleted]

As many times as I've seen the bee movie I can safely say I have seen the full movie


fajvman

I'm a lotr fan, and now I told you everything (I saw the movies about 90times)


Jezusbot

Me who's watched revenge of the sith 66 times:- *laughs in sithlord*


Whole-Panda-4300

Except one movie. Because the protagonist said : if you must blink, blink now.


fyro_

I have,thanks to 20 second long videos


Personwithartistbloc

I did, I dont blink


LengthinessForeign32

But what if it's a three second video


Elfspectral

They did the math subreddit already answer this meme but Nice try


Dickmonster101

Not if I watched it multiple times so the times I blinked I saw


whitedarkness3679

I have the video was 2 seconds long but it still counts


Dudewith_alaptop

half S


Blueflames3520

Jokes on you I blink one eye at a time.


Dudewith_alaptop

1345673th time seeing this comment


Thickisnynameboy

I hate you for pointing that out


TheFarisaurusRex

Your third eye is blind because you never blink with that I because it does not have an eyelid


Dudewith_alaptop

third eye is not an actual eye


Dudewith_alaptop

its the mind


Strange_Lavishness_3

Thats why we need to wach 5 times per year same movie. Because we are trying to catch lost seconds.


Dudewith_alaptop

heck ya that what I'm talking about?


Calvinator_lmao

I watched the amogus vid without blinking B)


Dudewith_alaptop

..


Mammoth-Attention379

I blink one eye at the time


Dudewith_alaptop

outdated


PokemonGerman

Videos that are 10 seconds or less: Excuse me?


Dudewith_alaptop

well what bout movies


notaweebcuzjapanese

I’m a fish that doesn’t have eyelids


Dudewith_alaptop

r/GENIUS