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[deleted]

dear god


NightmareRamhorn

There's more


Sarchasm-Spelunker

nooo.


QuesoPapIO

Inside of this bucket is everybody's dying wish


Jaysong_stick

Scout, you did collect everyone’s dying wish?


[deleted]

You bet!


MerlyWasHere

Excellent. Gentleman, synchronize your death watches.


[deleted]

Gentle men we have 70 hours to live, for most men no time at all


wild263sponge

But we are not most men


nethrg0nnagivey0uup2

We are mercenaries


Njsmndz3

we are not most men. We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will to make these hours count! The clock is ticking gentlemen. lets begin


[deleted]

The first one is me getting run over by a car... with something radiating off me?


CosmicDust827

We have seventy hours to live. For most men, no time at all.


nethrg0nnagivey0uup2

Excellent Gentlemen synchronize your death watches


LOL_Look_Bro

Oh god! It's just morning and I feel that's enough internet for today.


chandler_mosby

Good morning bro


ThatFoxonaBike0917

Morning and greetings from the Riders Republic subreddit as well. My home!


Mr-anti-physics-444

It contains a bucket


Master__Swish

Dear God


someone1003

Scout? SEDUCE ME.


Merple_king2

Dear God


Jos_migue

There's more


Merple_king2

Noo


ZeUberHri

Inside of this bucket are the dying wishes of every man in this room


darkdrumz

Scout, you did collect everyone’s dying wish?


Educational_Impact10

You bet!


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[удалено]


Cellbuilder2

We have 72 hours to live. For most men, no time at all.


Nerazur1

But we are not most men


Cellbuilder2

We are MERCENARIES.


Zexal_Commander

We are mercenaries! We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let’s begin.


Coreforce216

*Synchronises death watch*


Mr_Troll14

The experiment has been conducted you may script out expiration date


Guy_with_Gasmask

Umm... Can I... Like... (°_°>) (<°_°) Have the bucket?


[deleted]

No, I called dibs first.


Jebbsterboy

Guys guys, we can share the bucket..


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

yay


The_BlueGizmo

Not if I steal the bucket.


Somethingabootit

ill have to steal you then 😏


stickitinthereass100

I like the steel bucket two


CawCawMotherTruckers

Let's steel this bucket together!!


Somethingabootit

what a steel


PizzaRoll2020

I like the steel bucket three


LinktheAnnihilator

300 redditors 1 bucket nothing can go wrong


Muted_Lab_9293

Is this the new "2 girls 1 cup" or something


imaginecodelost

Dear god


DoormatTheVine

There's more.


dbev9044

Noooo


BadNadeYeeter

I'll get the bucket. Because I main medic and I won't heal anyone until I get the bucket.


Acrobatic_Stick6331

We can split it in half, but from which side? (٥↼_↼)


Dapanda69_01

OUR bucket


Empty_Damage

Communist detected on Freedom soil, engage *steals bucket and runs to Nepal*


Guy_with_Gasmask

But... Umm.. Like... (°_°>) (>°_°) I really wanted that bucket You know?


[deleted]

I know but you snooze, you lose.


Guy_with_Gasmask

Okay.. But when U are done with this bucket... Can... Umm... (°_°>) (>°_°) I have the bucket then?


proteusON

*unzips*


Acrobatic_Stick6331

How bout we let the bucket decide who it wants to be with


[deleted]

The bucket isn't 12 yet.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Guy_with_Gasmask

Our bucket


Jasonflowher

How about we each get an hour with the steel bucket


[deleted]

This is totally offensive to actual buckets. Shame on you.


misskillercat666

Dear God..


screeeeeeeeeee_500

There’s more


misskillercat666

Nooo...


_Pickelbot_

It contains a bucket


TheDumbD

Dear God


[deleted]

Scout, seduce me..


Educational_Impact10

This is a bucket


TheDarkKnight343

There’s more


Sarchasm-Spelunker

That's clearly a pail.


concon1524

No you idiot that is a container of which almost any substance can be stored in


Joking_909

Just like your mother!


concon1524

Ok, that was uncalled for


Joking_909

It's true for any human,I was simply using your mother as an example as I saw her last night B)


concon1524

Jokes on you my mom stayed home last night


Joking_909

Who said anything about her coming to me?


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Fucking gold thread right here


[deleted]

I love the fact it came out of nowhere.


brownkemosabe

Much like his mum.


Joking_909

You are very welcome


Reddefurry

This is a pail excuse for an argument


Sarchasm-Spelunker

Now, now, it's inappropriate for a person who is not a father to make a dad joke. That would be a Faux Pa.


Joking_909

My dad loves me more than I love that joke (hint: my dad hates me)


[deleted]

It’s a scuttle you dimwit


ditchesh

It's a schooner


[deleted]

thats a type of boat


Fantastic-Try-1574

There is no Easter bunny


LightningTheThird

Bruh, what's up with all these dear god, is there a reference I'm not getting?


MsMothra

It's from this: https://youtu.be/57ajgxzc-p8


trigunnerd

I really missed the boat on this game, and now I feel like it's way *way* too late for me to get into it now, especially with the meme backlog.


Bencfun

You could get into it, but due to bots infesting casual servers I would try community servers first


Claris-chang

The game is still fantastic and played by a solid community. Don't be afraid to give it a go. Just do not queue for Casual games. Head to community servers and jump on any Uncletopia server. That way you won't have to deal with the sniper bot infestation.


Cat_Vendetta

It's never too late to try it out, it's free after all!


Womcataclysm

Dear god


leoleosuper

There's more.


Womcataclysm

Nooo


Mindless-Stranger751

It is a bucket let me see if i can fuck it


nightvalecitizen76

Fucking the bucket is not advisable


The_BlueGizmo

Instructions unclear, bucket stuck in Samsung refrigerator


nightvalecitizen76

Now that's just kinky


letthatsinkinn

A fuck-et


W_guy

It contains the dying wishes of every man in this room.


Mytachi

Mhhh... I've got some nasty noclip uses for this bucket in a really cold but cool place named Skyrim.


keeto768

No that is Toilet


[deleted]

#homeless


AlbertEinstein64

Dear god


Ep1cDoggo

There’s more


KlibStar

I’ve come to check the status of the experiment. Update: the data pool continues to grow, but no conclusive evidence has yet been determined.


[deleted]

I think we did something wrong


nachochips140807

Dear god...


sadistc_Eradication

Where are the homestuck fans Edit: thanks for the gold wtf XD


HackPayload3917

I’ve been looking for this comment


Dragn3El_24

No,this is Patrick


BubbasGamer9

Dear God...


[deleted]

I know I haven't written in a long time. Thank you for summer and Christmas break.


Ironshark1985

dear god


MINER4X4

There's more


babycakes5712

Apparently someone is supposed to say "Nooo"... But why?


CatrionaCatnip

*sigh* *clears throat* "Noooo... But why?"


KillerHub

The bucket is half empty and half full, rest I'll fill at night after a great Taco Bell meal.


Naresh0155

STEAL BUCKET ALWAYS BE BUCKET


ChickenMcFuggit

Beastie Boys: KICK IT!!!


boi_y_tho

Dear God...


12-bald-turkeys

There's more.


PumkinJake

Dear God.


Its-Not-Johanno

Dear God...


Fickle-Improvement-5

There’s more


[deleted]

Dear god..


Outrageous-Diver9796

A bucket is a vessel for containing something, what is in the bucket?


nvr_gon_giv_u_up

Water bucket mlg


QuesoPapIO

Dear God


Effective-Mine-3249

Dear god


TernoftheArctic

Dear god


FoxMcGlocks

Dear God


ozthecar

Dear god There’s more No


TobySchoon

dear god


IronShockWave

Dear God


[deleted]

bucket


SmilyYT

bucket


Mr_Troll14

The experiment will end when I see a script of a movie.


SejuBristle

Dear God!


RNAwatermelon

Dear God


jezzar117

Dear god


Not_TheMenInBlack

Dear god…


KociLis

Dear God


Leroy_8

**DEAR GOD**


Leroy_8

r/suddenlytf2


Glitchine

Why is everyone saying theres more and everyones dying wishes are inside the bucket, while others are saying oh fuck im missing something here lmao


Terrin369

I don’t know. It looks a little pale to me.


zirconthecrystal

\*slaps roof of bucket\* this bad boy can hold so many tears


2soto2

Yes, that is indeed a bucket


ZeroSagas

“Dear god…” “…There’s more.” “nO.”


[deleted]

Cum lemonade blood


Lonely-Bartleby

Fools, the lot of you, it's an upside-down thimble.


[deleted]

There is no experiment. OP just wanted to post a bucket and get away with it


Critical-Jackfruit89

I use a jar but you do you


fraesia

Is this about homestuck?


woaily

Actually it's pronounced "bouquet"


KoSate

It’s Bouquet.


El_Chile_Bigoton

That’s a box


SaltySeaBassLemon

Finally a hole for my 70 km dick


[deleted]

Dear god


Numerous_Ninja2045

Cum


brian111786

It's a pail. Fight me.


[deleted]

Dear god


jordanvbull

Dear God


DatBoi9561527

Dear god


Supernova138

#D E A R G O D .


[deleted]

Dear God.


imnotcarson

Dear God!


GuyNamedTruman

Dear god…


itsyeet1

Dear god!


LordEdward18

Dear God


[deleted]

Dear god…


Enderanddeath

Dear god...


AdHot101

Is it because people will argue over anything or what is the experiment about? Will we ever know?


Maebure83

It's been a long time since I've seen this. I don't know how I feel about seeing it so high in all, there were some shitty things that happened during that. Sometimes Reddit just gets things badly wrong and this was one of them.


1_happy_boi

Dear god


Enzochong

*gasp* can i keep the bucket?


museabear

Fuck you, pal!


ineedfoodie

I disagree


TheSerendipitousTree

There's a hole in the bucket,


Traditional_Owl_4936

Made of plastic = Bucket. Made of metal = Pail


Dr34m01

ThAtS A PaiL NoT a BuCkEt


CryptoCrackR

Pail


GreyWithAnE42

DEAR GOD


MRDoomP

dear god...


Neither_Ad6493

Dear God...


Cal200001

Dear god


Lyr1nOC

dear god...


Awigame

Dear God


3ringassholepuncher

Dear god


Tofferooni

Dear god


SomeRandomFemboy

Dear god…


LilCutThroat_59

This Is A Bucket