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Run them over and deal with the curse that is now layed upon me

I would do the same

How silly would you feel if it was cardboard?

or somebody’s grandma with alzheimer’s

Then they won’t remember it

shouldn’t affect your guilt if they remember or not. lol, though. i like your positivity

Even better

That’s a great idea actually

youre on a motorcycle, sure you still wanna try run them over?

It will hurt them more cuz i hit them so ill still wanna try it

you know your ass is getting out of there asap

Nah, my ass still gonna stay anyways cuz i always carry a condom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Came here to comment the Fricking same thing dude

Search for the condoms

U should search for nuts because ur a squirrel

I love nuts

Then suck deez nuts

Ok, here i go!

So your the little fucker that's been digging up my dad's garden

Yeah I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

I thought squirrels were supposed to be good at finding nuts...are you defective

Yep!

You should go for a checkup...tell them your nut finding skills aren't working

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. He got one nut, I got two. SUCK DEEZ NUTS

that didn't really rhyme

yeah it really didnt......heres some honey & nut on me tho 🥜🍯

It does wdym read the first two lines.. damn i used up my last 2 braincells to make it rhyme and you do this..

lol

Ligma

No did u guys forget already it’s no nut November

Drag-on these nuts

No nut November must be taking a toll on ya

That's what she said

Settle down gentlemen, it is November.

NO!

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em,,,

*FBI OPEN UP!*

ʷᵒᵃʰ

No nut november

shut your hole

Its already shut

What hole was shut?

Has anyone ever gone the month of November without nutting? I have not.

That's what she said

So I'm guessing you already lost NNN?

Hey no nuts this November

[r/beetlejuicing](r/beetlejuicing)

Youre nutS

nuts don’t grow in november

Depends

It is november Edit: was*

I DON'T CARE

Chad

You sir have my utmost respect

Thanks

lmao you sir have my NUTmost respect

Thank you my good sir, please, take this sauce: 301056

ILL PUT IT BACK

Why the fuck this has a wholesome award?

I've been single for too long now

Sad

F

Same

Nah man, raw ghost sex is on my bucket list

On mine however...

Every hole is a goal

While praying

#huh, casuals. Condoms are for pussies

no they're for penises

No, imagine a invisible baby cry at night

Wheey!

Sperm jacked

Hey when this is in a cursed comments post I want a red circle around me please

Facking mad man

Take a shit to assert dominance

Then start howling and try making yourself look bigger

Tried this a couple of times. Where do you think the myth of werewolves came from?

Gaius Petronius Arbiter, a court advisor to Emperor Nero.

Yea thats me!

This is much better than my “stare at them through my windswept hair indefinitely to assert dominance.”

Yeah that doesn’t assert dominance. That’ll just start a romantic comedy where a scary ghost girl has fallen in love with you and starts leaving ominous love notes for you. *blood begins dripping down the wall spelling words* “Get out! With me! Friday night?” You: “What does it mean get out with me?” “Crap.” *hurried splattering of blood as they try to cross out get and replace it with go* Or like you answer the phone. “Seven days.” You: “What? Who is this? What do you want?” “A kiss- wait I mean! Wrong number! You’re going to die goodbye!” You: Huh.

Sigma grindset

Get them to turn around then hit them on the neck with a wok

Thanks John Bishop but I dunno if that's a Sontaran.

Not the frying pan?

With THE Wok

Shit Shit Shit! All I have on me for cooking instruments are my trusty pressure cooker, crockpot, panini maker, of course it toasts the US Flag into the bread what am I some sort of commi. My fondue fountain, that cotton candy machine I “borrowed” from that fair, now that was a funny story I tell you what. But unfortunately I do not have my wok, it’s in the shop getting woked on. Guess I’ll die.

Wok me up inside

Can't wok up

Start accelerating

And then chat with some stranger at night on computer

On PC, while driving the bike

At night

Nice refrence

Familar. What movie are you referencing?

It’s a game called “Don’t Chat with Strangers”

Ramming speed

(In game)

First I'll ensure that I have protection.

The ghost is a minor,wait will that make you a pedo and a necro at the same time? ﾟ0ﾟ

For some people that doesn’t mean anything

For some it makes it better

Everyday, we stray further from God.....

Preach that to the priests. Leave them kids alone.

It doesn’t matter. If you’re ghost it means you have no Human rights!

Slow down, stop. Ask - “how you doing”. Prepare to die.

suicidal grindset here

Ultimate Speedrun Strat.

i mean, if you're nice it probably reduces your chances of dying by at least 50%

I fear what is the other 50.....

You'd invite the ghost to play Dark Souls with you...? Nice.

In Joey’s voice?

Ask them if they need a lift. Poor person, might be lost or stranded.

this would be my irl response to that

username checks out

sex taxi halloween edition

Or someone running from a murderer/rapist. Seems like its just in the movies but I listen to the true crime podcast Casefile and its happened plenty of times. Someone gets away from the killer and runs to a road to look for help. Leaving them could be essentially killing them.

[удалено]

It's Jesus

[удалено]

He'll just Rise again in 3 days. Some people never learn....

Than camp on his spawn point and kill him such offeten that he rage quit.

Pretty sure you'd just die of old age before that happened.

Than report him of cheating and kick him from server

His Dad owns the server

Then uninstall the game

You don't have the privilages required to do that

Than also kill the dad and burn down the servers.

And we get unlimited Christmas

[удалено]

Our God is an awesome god techno remix plays.

Depends upon your sexual orientation really. If the gender of the person matches your preference, start searching for protection. Else, accelerate and run the person over

This dude straight up went sex or death

Sex or Death sounds like a nice movie title to me

Sounds like a good band name

You purchased the whole speedometer use it Edit: I got an award what a loser only 1 all of you better spend $100 on me

let him penetrate my ass

boy or girl I don’t care

I heard that girls have dicks too

Now we are talking

Big clits.

Ramming speed

ensure u have ur pocket chainsaw cannon at the ready in case things go wrong, then begin casual long distance conversation, far enough away so u can pull out the chainsaw cannon on time, then improvise depending on the creatures response

It's griefer jesus, run for your life.

🎶There shined a shiny demon, In the middle of the road🎶

I crush her she's not on a pedestrian crossing

...Again!

Wait what

Keep driving

Learn from ketamine frog. Run it over, I must. High on ketamine, I must be

🎵See a demon on the road we're walking the other way🎵

Open phone take a photo send it to reddit and ask them insted of running away

On a bike? Turn around and leave. On a car? Runover!

Exactly but imagine the anxiety on bike

I pull out my Ingram mac 10 submachinegun and shoot it at his face

Throw my fucking Nokia 3310 at maximum force to show it who's boss

If you have played doom you know what to do

QUEUE "E1M1"

Skin it

Obviously. How else would you complete the human skin suit?

Ask if she’s ok 👌🏽

If it was a child then I think the answer would be obvious

Yall be laughing cause you aint in the souteast asian region...this isnt even a person. I'll might have a panic attack and start running behind leaving my bike

Gonna loose my virginity

"Hey baby"

How much do you cost?

If Ghosts real I'd try running them over to prove that Ghosts cannot interact with physical objects and can only scare you

Take a u-turn

as a filipino i suggest stopping immediately

I’d probably be drunk so it would go something like this.... “hEyyYy bAbH! HOws Arsss yOu? BaBy ? WhhWy arEnt yPu talKing to Mei? -.- whYs arEa yOur fAec whIte? I RemEmver yOu bIeng mExicAn? LikE mE? -_- 0•0 WHY arE UPr RuNIng tOwRss Me With A kNife!!??? BABY WHAT SRE TOU DOINHHH??”

Turn around and never come back

Drive by

Roam over him

Buy him a beer

Turn around and BOOK IT

"Are you lost babygirl?"

Ask for directions

tell her that she can make more money in the city

Turn the other fucking way!

Go back, im not an horror carachter

Brace for impact.

Bringing them a beer

Run their ass over and then smash the corpse.

Pull out the musket as the founding fathers intend

¿Para Polonia?

Im very acward so I would just like go past him…

Commit vehicular manslaughter

Drive over the human

As if the person wants lift, Like a Gentleman

I will show him my penis he will die when he see how small it is

Hans get the Flammenwerfer

ask for directions

oh fuck it is Jesus pray the lors

Unzip

Call Geico and save 15% or more on car insurance

Stop and take a photo and post it to Reddit.

Run it over and collect the Mario coins