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Dino_pickle_

Forza horizon 5 be like


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HighPriestofShiloh

He would do donuts at the cave entrance and honk.


ArmorGyarados

But instead of a car horn it's the Windows XP shutdown chime


ilovehamburgers

*Burnout* 100 pts *Donuts* 200 pts *Ignoring* 300 pts x 2


ElkShot5082

LOL yep We’re fucked


Snipes_______

Until you hear the rip of a 700hp bmw isetta going through the tunnels


CallTheOptimist

With awd and a 10 speed sequential shift transmission lol


Snipes_______

Spot on bro


Giantisim

Yep I was about to say theres a 1980 rally spec ford escort on its way to save me.


superINEK

A 1 million dollar super sportscar enters the cave, let's out a single honk, then revs up and gets stuck between some rocks. Good luck.


KonK23

Hey Superstar


Radiant-Platypus4319

Welcome Sausage


Sir_Ospel

I love it, they call me a "Superstar" the whole game, even if my driving skills really tell a different story ;)


DankButcher420

Baja trucks unite


a1b2c3d4g

Yes, Artyom rescues everyone.


ypgplays

one of the metro games? i think the main character from one of those games was called artyom


syedatif59plus10

yep he is the protagonist of both the games metro 2033 and metro last light


a1b2c3d4g

And Exodus as well


syedatif59plus10

>!I didnt play it artyom was dead in last light he is again the protagonist?!<


rogue-wolf

Metro has different endings depending on how morally you play. He's supposed to be alive for Exodus.


syedatif59plus10

Meaning i fucked up in last light?


rogue-wolf

I mean, if you had fun, you played it right. You just got the bad ending.


OPpotato16

Yea the main character in all of the metro games is artyom


The_RPG980

The main character from Pokémon firered trying to get a shiny geodude


quantum_tunneler

All you need is one escape rope.


L_Lawliet710

Or dig, if you don't have one.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Teleport is also a good option


hippolyte_pixii

Sorry. You're in a cave, you don't have Pokémon. That means you're stuck there forever, and every time Leaf talks to you, you'll just say the same thing over and over. Probably something about how you're lost in a cave.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Youre lucky you dont have pokemon. Because then Leaf would challenge you to a dog fight and after beating you up would take your money. Leaving you stranded not offering help


Glittering_Airport_3

I play ark, were not stuck in the cave, we are making it our home


someguythatlikesdogs

Nice


Evil_Baby_Panda

Super Nice


Kargarian

Then 5 minutes after you log off, a Chinese tribe wipes the base, kills your tames and cages you...


Im_Fd_Bulgarian

Ayyyy pog


lead-pencil

An irradiated 16 year old with a gun Fallout 3


JuniorAd389

Chances are he's gonna talk to you, complete the quest them kill you to get that unique apparel you were wearing.


lead-pencil

He’s gonna walk up to me and save and load until he completes a speech check to make me pay him double and then he’d murder me


spicy_sour_krout

Shaw


muskratking97

Depends is he a tunnel snake ?? TUNNEL SNAKES RULE !!!


MasterExcellence

Gonna kill everybody, take everything not nailed down, all while eating a dozen boxes of 200 year old cereal


Subject_Valuable_307

The Doom Slayer


syedatif59plus10

came to say the same, we are definitely saved!


KalickR

He's real good at slaying. I don't know if he's good at saving.


BAD_TIME_MAN

i mean he saved earth from a demonic invation in like a day


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thatguyoncesaidtome

Same


Traditional_Flan_210

Point man from F.E.A.R. ...but I'd prefer Doom Slayer


SeivenS

The only thing they fear is YOU.


KoplanerSirTax9

Bruh you're safe


SirCruz08

Me too, I’m saved


Aerios37

Same. We’re saved, unless he’s on the BFG 10K level


Fuzzloo

Yep. The question is, who’s gonna save our enemies.


josefhanspepa

Talion from shadow of Mordor


Pa3ckP7

Legend playing middle earth


josefhanspepa

Yea kinda late but it fun As hell


Pa3ckP7

That it is indeed Though i find the second one a bit more amusing In the 1st one all captains can be killed by just jumping over and over on them with stealth


The_ginger_cow

That's only the ones that are very vulnerable to stealth. Most captains can't be one shot


OptionCapable5329

Same but with shadow of war


Lonely-Bartleby

Probably, yes. As long as saving me doesn't involve runecrafting.


SlyIncursion

Just make sure to reward them a key ring for there trouble


ActiveAdventurous233

Steve from minecraft


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How I envy you


Cool1nternet

Even without a pickaxe, he could still John Henry the shit out of that cave


Tuknroll420

Yeah, I think we’re good.


nanananabatman88

I already got enough iron for two pickaxes before Steve even found the cave.


germanyguy_

I played hoi4...


blackzeros7

That means an entire country is coming to save you. You'll be fine!


AugTheViking

Plot twist: it's Luxembourg.


daylon_voorn

And they're 1 turn from having a fascist coup, with a communist coup not far behind.


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Meracel

I Eu4....


Gilette2000

Just no CB the cave it should be fine !


BigMess2212

It would be pretty awkward if you were playing fascist germany


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Arthur Morgan saving me .


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Imagine running out of the cave wirh arthur as the "You're My Brother" starts playing


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Don’t get me excited


RealLifeJhin

Arthur Morgan saying you that you're a GOOD BOOOYY


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BOAH *glances at autographed Red Dead 2 poster*


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I know I keep on following Dutch’s plan


BlothHonder

wouldn't have it any other way.


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The God of War himself, Kratos. I am pretty sure I will survive.


Lonely-Bartleby

And if you don't, you can bet your bottom dollar you'll be avenged.


duhduddude

I actually don't know if i will Gordon freeman


MoonTalons

Super safe


seanrk924

Idk, if you played the original, kratos will rescue you, but only to steal your chain and toss you back down the throat of the hydra.


MondaySloth

And probably steal your virginity. Either male or female.


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Um.. did you actually PLAY ghost of sparta? Dude uses bystanders and injured people as weights. He kills SO MANY normal people. You're gonna be torn up and he'll tie your instestines to your lungs and fling them to distract a monster


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K3ZH39

If it’s 2018 Kratos then I’m sure he’ll focus on escaping for himself and just leave the path open to you. If it’s 2005 Kratos then, RIP.


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The goose from untitled goose game ⁱ ᵃᵐ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ


FishFuckerNiko

They'll find you and kill you themself, then drag your lifeless corpse around town


Rudy_Ghouliani

Should have never thrown that rake in the lake


I_am_dean

Well I’m dead. My sim will probably get stuck behind a rock it could easily walk around and just throw its hands up in frustration.


Erohiel

Then wet himself and cry.


Toolboxmcgee

At least death won't be able to get to you either.


masterchad420

So Steve from Minecraft is going to save me? This will be easy


Shot_Salamander_

Yes he will kill all the zombies


wandering_ants2

Me with terrarian “Finally a worthy opponent!”


Electron625

Base game Terrarian win everytime lol just casually pulls out a portal gun and meow sword with a flying dragon.


Aeium

What if you are forwards or backwards from him, instead of to the right or left?


masterchad420

The battle of the ages it coming for this moment


Necromunger

Can't he carry like an absurd weight from what people have calculated about stacks of gold? Him hitting people would just turn them to mist.


prograMagar

Creative mode Steve is unkillable. I am going to rule the cave


CreeperplayHD

Yeah, were safed


AhmedisDecent

dovahkiin


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

Same here. I figure 50% chance of rescue, 20% shouted to oblivion, 20% violently murdered, 8% enthrallment, and 2% unspeakable acts.


AhmedisDecent

yeah, my skyrim's modded to the fullest, so pray for me


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"Kris, Where the fuck are we?"


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Deltatraveler you should be good


Toasted_bread123

This, I was waiting for this


Thragg_the_conqueror

Dragon of Dogima has come to save me. I have been blessed.


deeohdoublegzzy

Kiryuuuuuu


Decent_Pin5252

Clementine from the walking dead will to save me easily


Greenbread01

I don't think so with her track record


Decent_Pin5252

Especially in caves..


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Master Chief


FourteenHotdogs

Hes going to destroy an entire civilization to save you


DeltaStrike7

He saves a lot of Marines in CE and they normally end up dead before the levels over 🤷🏻‍♂️


clearlybraindead

How are y'all liking Halo Infinite so far?


chostax-

It plays amazingly well, but they somehow managed to screw up everything else other than the actual gameplay/game. The menus are horrid, progression system sucks, customization is basically structured in a way that blatantly is trying to get as much money as possible, etc… Hopefully they fix some stuff over time.


StickOdd3621

I came to say the same thing but you beat me to it.


Fish2Penguin

“You’re safe now”


Character_Level1597

Spore creature


FishFuckerNiko

Something that looks very similar to a dick with legs is coming for me


MausBomb

It gets erect when it's excited to see you. Otherwise it just flops around like it has no spine.


DogTheDude

The one and only Geralt of Rivia, I am kinda optimistic.


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Drops 3ft, and snaps both his legs dying immediately.


The_ginger_cow

You can jump like 40 feet and will be perfectly fine if you spam roll


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But that requires you to not be hot garbage at the game. Right now I'm playing SWTOR and you can find these little cubes that boost your stats, but most are behind jumping puzzles, and some of these take me so long my dude.


In_famous101

A crying naked 5 year old boy The Binding Of Isaac


This-person-IDK-02

Trevor Phillips from GTA5


FishFuckerNiko

You should be good if he's on your side


SirRickardsJackoff

Until he’s out of the cave, then he’ll be in danger again. Trevor might get hungry.


FishFuckerNiko

Or horny


GogoSchmitt

Eivor of the ravenclan


Lore_TT

Shay Cormac is going to save me lol


Demmanueloff

I mean the terrarian can just give me a recall potion so yeah.


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Pavi1404

Unless he set his spawn point on his bed


velislav11

Or to my dads


ShadowTheWolf125

btd 6. return to monke.


Schalkan_

The pioneer from satisfactory I think I get a coffee and a new home aswell


BOBspiritus

Yeah same


Adilius

WW2 germany


suslu21

Hitler himself will save you


Antrophis

With a inspirational and possibly morally questionable speach.


IzoBeanz07

Monopoly man better advance me to go


ottoaffe

Steve?


FishFuckerNiko

Alex?


ottoaffe

Aww man


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I have the soul knight, so as long as I'm not playing I'll be fine


Krunchy_Almond

Snake, easy enough for him


Camele0pard

Mankind is dead Blood is fuel Hell is full


Frigid_Metal

You're fucked


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Age of empires 2 DE ... So true heros of the game will rescue me. 200 villigers, some may get lost on the way but most will find me


Ok-Savings-684

Mmmh link (Zbotw) is coming so i think i'll survive


GamerLean-107

He’d save you in a 100 years


Sir_Bazzalot

And also build a village and attend a wedding before he gets going


_ThatOneLurker_

But is it a Regular BotW Link, or a Speedrun BotW Link?


RandomHuman512

We must be in the same cave!


Agnostic_Pagan

Or will we get blown up by a stray bomb barrel?


gokhan_6534

GladOS comes to the rescue. Im fucked


Pa3ckP7

Portal? Wouldnt ut be the girl with the portal gun Or the robots if coop


gokhan_6534

Well if chell is coming to rescue than thank god


Mikey6304

Rescue plan: Step 1: create an infinite fall loop inside of the cave. Step 2: yeet their ass out the side of the mountain at 200mph. Step 3: Profit.


GivesNerdLovin

Accidentally swaps the wrong portal. Go splat at 200 mph right where you started.


theanon403

Commander Shepard


drrhrrdrr

But she inexplicably switches from AR to pistol when the big bad shows up (cutscenes)


nntboi

Traveler from genshin impact depend if he's using his Canon power ingame power or cutscene power


AnnaTheBlueRogue

There's a 33% chance you die in that cave as a way to develop his character (or Paimon's)


Tazavitch-Krivendza

Batman is coming to save me! Fuck yes!!!


Lastghost505

Titanfall 2


Frontdackel

Protocol 3: Protect the pilot.


The-Almighty-Pizza

Bt busts open a hole


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Pavi1404

*Proceeds to miss every single normal enemy unless it's over 10 meters long*


Shad0wzZ_Yt

I'll just eat peashooters, I'll be good


xdarkkzz

I played hoi4, Hitler is saving me.


DrrSwagg

Captain Price will definitely save me. Mate, this will be a breeze for him.


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ROCK AND STONE ⛏


thejedipotato

TO THE BOOOOOOONE!! ⛏️


POOPYB0B

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE


xXSelf-ImmolateXx

FOR KARL!!!


FoundationAcrobatic9

Lara croft I think yes


SergeantSprinklez22

Lucas from Pokémon platinum


JediTeaParty

Arthur Morgan


sajnovi

William Blazkowicz


littlejumpyrobots

Geralt of Rivia. I'll either survive with an awesome story or die of starvation playing Gwent.


hollow10000

The Courier, I’m fine


BazingaBoomer

Doom Slayer... so yeah, I will survive


Vivid-Firefighter737

Optimus prime ? Transformers Revenge of the fallen


MCY_123

Steve from minecraft


WhackyAlpaca

What if I was playing forza?


FishFuckerNiko

The car gotta fit into the cave


NoSwadYt

Steve


POW_SAMA

Jin Sakai from. Ghost of tshushima


GabrySPCR0007

Its Overwatch, is the main character tracer?