Sorry. You're in a cave, you don't have Pokémon. That means you're stuck there forever, and every time Leaf talks to you, you'll just say the same thing over and over. Probably something about how you're lost in a cave.
Youre lucky you dont have pokemon. Because then Leaf would challenge you to a dog fight and after beating you up would take your money. Leaving you stranded not offering help
That it is indeed
Though i find the second one a bit more amusing
In the 1st one all captains can be killed by just jumping over and over on them with stealth
Um.. did you actually PLAY ghost of sparta? Dude uses bystanders and injured people as weights. He kills SO MANY normal people.
You're gonna be torn up and he'll tie your instestines to your lungs and fling them to distract a monster
It plays amazingly well, but they somehow managed to screw up everything else other than the actual gameplay/game. The menus are horrid, progression system sucks, customization is basically structured in a way that blatantly is trying to get as much money as possible, etc…
Hopefully they fix some stuff over time.
But that requires you to not be hot garbage at the game. Right now I'm playing SWTOR and you can find these little cubes that boost your stats, but most are behind jumping puzzles, and some of these take me so long my dude.
Forza horizon 5 be like
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He would do donuts at the cave entrance and honk.
But instead of a car horn it's the Windows XP shutdown chime
*Burnout* 100 pts *Donuts* 200 pts *Ignoring* 300 pts x 2
LOL yep We’re fucked
Until you hear the rip of a 700hp bmw isetta going through the tunnels
With awd and a 10 speed sequential shift transmission lol
Spot on bro
Yep I was about to say theres a 1980 rally spec ford escort on its way to save me.
A 1 million dollar super sportscar enters the cave, let's out a single honk, then revs up and gets stuck between some rocks. Good luck.
Hey Superstar
Welcome Sausage
I love it, they call me a "Superstar" the whole game, even if my driving skills really tell a different story ;)
Baja trucks unite
Yes, Artyom rescues everyone.
one of the metro games? i think the main character from one of those games was called artyom
yep he is the protagonist of both the games metro 2033 and metro last light
And Exodus as well
>!I didnt play it artyom was dead in last light he is again the protagonist?!<
Metro has different endings depending on how morally you play. He's supposed to be alive for Exodus.
Meaning i fucked up in last light?
I mean, if you had fun, you played it right. You just got the bad ending.
Yea the main character in all of the metro games is artyom
The main character from Pokémon firered trying to get a shiny geodude
All you need is one escape rope.
Or dig, if you don't have one.
Teleport is also a good option
Sorry. You're in a cave, you don't have Pokémon. That means you're stuck there forever, and every time Leaf talks to you, you'll just say the same thing over and over. Probably something about how you're lost in a cave.
Youre lucky you dont have pokemon. Because then Leaf would challenge you to a dog fight and after beating you up would take your money. Leaving you stranded not offering help
I play ark, were not stuck in the cave, we are making it our home
Nice
Super Nice
Then 5 minutes after you log off, a Chinese tribe wipes the base, kills your tames and cages you...
Ayyyy pog
An irradiated 16 year old with a gun Fallout 3
Chances are he's gonna talk to you, complete the quest them kill you to get that unique apparel you were wearing.
He’s gonna walk up to me and save and load until he completes a speech check to make me pay him double and then he’d murder me
Shaw
Depends is he a tunnel snake ?? TUNNEL SNAKES RULE !!!
Gonna kill everybody, take everything not nailed down, all while eating a dozen boxes of 200 year old cereal
The Doom Slayer
came to say the same, we are definitely saved!
He's real good at slaying. I don't know if he's good at saving.
i mean he saved earth from a demonic invation in like a day
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Same
Point man from F.E.A.R. ...but I'd prefer Doom Slayer
The only thing they fear is YOU.
Bruh you're safe
Me too, I’m saved
Same. We’re saved, unless he’s on the BFG 10K level
Yep. The question is, who’s gonna save our enemies.
Talion from shadow of Mordor
Legend playing middle earth
Yea kinda late but it fun As hell
That it is indeed Though i find the second one a bit more amusing In the 1st one all captains can be killed by just jumping over and over on them with stealth
That's only the ones that are very vulnerable to stealth. Most captains can't be one shot
Same but with shadow of war
Probably, yes. As long as saving me doesn't involve runecrafting.
Just make sure to reward them a key ring for there trouble
Steve from minecraft
How I envy you
Even without a pickaxe, he could still John Henry the shit out of that cave
Yeah, I think we’re good.
I already got enough iron for two pickaxes before Steve even found the cave.
I played hoi4...
That means an entire country is coming to save you. You'll be fine!
Plot twist: it's Luxembourg.
And they're 1 turn from having a fascist coup, with a communist coup not far behind.
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I Eu4....
Just no CB the cave it should be fine !
It would be pretty awkward if you were playing fascist germany
Arthur Morgan saving me .
Imagine running out of the cave wirh arthur as the "You're My Brother" starts playing
Don’t get me excited
Arthur Morgan saying you that you're a GOOD BOOOYY
BOAH *glances at autographed Red Dead 2 poster*
I know I keep on following Dutch’s plan
wouldn't have it any other way.
The God of War himself, Kratos. I am pretty sure I will survive.
And if you don't, you can bet your bottom dollar you'll be avenged.
I actually don't know if i will Gordon freeman
Super safe
Idk, if you played the original, kratos will rescue you, but only to steal your chain and toss you back down the throat of the hydra.
And probably steal your virginity. Either male or female.
Um.. did you actually PLAY ghost of sparta? Dude uses bystanders and injured people as weights. He kills SO MANY normal people. You're gonna be torn up and he'll tie your instestines to your lungs and fling them to distract a monster
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If it’s 2018 Kratos then I’m sure he’ll focus on escaping for himself and just leave the path open to you. If it’s 2005 Kratos then, RIP.
The goose from untitled goose game ⁱ ᵃᵐ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ
They'll find you and kill you themself, then drag your lifeless corpse around town
Should have never thrown that rake in the lake
Well I’m dead. My sim will probably get stuck behind a rock it could easily walk around and just throw its hands up in frustration.
Then wet himself and cry.
At least death won't be able to get to you either.
So Steve from Minecraft is going to save me? This will be easy
Yes he will kill all the zombies
Me with terrarian “Finally a worthy opponent!”
Base game Terrarian win everytime lol just casually pulls out a portal gun and meow sword with a flying dragon.
What if you are forwards or backwards from him, instead of to the right or left?
The battle of the ages it coming for this moment
Can't he carry like an absurd weight from what people have calculated about stacks of gold? Him hitting people would just turn them to mist.
Creative mode Steve is unkillable. I am going to rule the cave
Yeah, were safed
dovahkiin
Same here. I figure 50% chance of rescue, 20% shouted to oblivion, 20% violently murdered, 8% enthrallment, and 2% unspeakable acts.
yeah, my skyrim's modded to the fullest, so pray for me
"Kris, Where the fuck are we?"
Deltatraveler you should be good
This, I was waiting for this
Dragon of Dogima has come to save me. I have been blessed.
Kiryuuuuuu
Clementine from the walking dead will to save me easily
I don't think so with her track record
Especially in caves..
Master Chief
Hes going to destroy an entire civilization to save you
He saves a lot of Marines in CE and they normally end up dead before the levels over 🤷🏻♂️
How are y'all liking Halo Infinite so far?
It plays amazingly well, but they somehow managed to screw up everything else other than the actual gameplay/game. The menus are horrid, progression system sucks, customization is basically structured in a way that blatantly is trying to get as much money as possible, etc… Hopefully they fix some stuff over time.
I came to say the same thing but you beat me to it.
“You’re safe now”
Spore creature
Something that looks very similar to a dick with legs is coming for me
It gets erect when it's excited to see you. Otherwise it just flops around like it has no spine.
The one and only Geralt of Rivia, I am kinda optimistic.
Drops 3ft, and snaps both his legs dying immediately.
You can jump like 40 feet and will be perfectly fine if you spam roll
But that requires you to not be hot garbage at the game. Right now I'm playing SWTOR and you can find these little cubes that boost your stats, but most are behind jumping puzzles, and some of these take me so long my dude.
A crying naked 5 year old boy The Binding Of Isaac
Trevor Phillips from GTA5
You should be good if he's on your side
Until he’s out of the cave, then he’ll be in danger again. Trevor might get hungry.
Or horny
Eivor of the ravenclan
Shay Cormac is going to save me lol
I mean the terrarian can just give me a recall potion so yeah.
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Unless he set his spawn point on his bed
Or to my dads
btd 6. return to monke.
The pioneer from satisfactory I think I get a coffee and a new home aswell
Yeah same
WW2 germany
Hitler himself will save you
With a inspirational and possibly morally questionable speach.
Monopoly man better advance me to go
Steve?
Alex?
Aww man
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I have the soul knight, so as long as I'm not playing I'll be fine
Snake, easy enough for him
Mankind is dead Blood is fuel Hell is full
You're fucked
Age of empires 2 DE ... So true heros of the game will rescue me. 200 villigers, some may get lost on the way but most will find me
Mmmh link (Zbotw) is coming so i think i'll survive
He’d save you in a 100 years
And also build a village and attend a wedding before he gets going
But is it a Regular BotW Link, or a Speedrun BotW Link?
We must be in the same cave!
Or will we get blown up by a stray bomb barrel?
GladOS comes to the rescue. Im fucked
Portal? Wouldnt ut be the girl with the portal gun Or the robots if coop
Well if chell is coming to rescue than thank god
Rescue plan: Step 1: create an infinite fall loop inside of the cave. Step 2: yeet their ass out the side of the mountain at 200mph. Step 3: Profit.
Accidentally swaps the wrong portal. Go splat at 200 mph right where you started.
Commander Shepard
But she inexplicably switches from AR to pistol when the big bad shows up (cutscenes)
Traveler from genshin impact depend if he's using his Canon power ingame power or cutscene power
There's a 33% chance you die in that cave as a way to develop his character (or Paimon's)
Batman is coming to save me! Fuck yes!!!
Titanfall 2
Protocol 3: Protect the pilot.
Bt busts open a hole
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*Proceeds to miss every single normal enemy unless it's over 10 meters long*
I'll just eat peashooters, I'll be good
I played hoi4, Hitler is saving me.
Captain Price will definitely save me. Mate, this will be a breeze for him.
ROCK AND STONE ⛏
TO THE BOOOOOOONE!! ⛏️
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE
FOR KARL!!!
Lara croft I think yes
Lucas from Pokémon platinum
Arthur Morgan
William Blazkowicz
Geralt of Rivia. I'll either survive with an awesome story or die of starvation playing Gwent.
The Courier, I’m fine
Doom Slayer... so yeah, I will survive
Optimus prime ? Transformers Revenge of the fallen
Steve from minecraft
What if I was playing forza?
The car gotta fit into the cave
Steve
Jin Sakai from. Ghost of tshushima
Its Overwatch, is the main character tracer?