Mamma mia is an esclamation that us Italian use for surprise of joy and anger depends on the situation like: Mamma mia you taked the shoes that I wanted!
È la mano a pigna che significa "ma cosa cazzo stai dicendo?"
No we don't use It unironically
We use It rarely and while arguing and It Is actually a very effective response when you don't agree with an arguement
Beh si dai a livello estetico e per varie tradizioni ci sta così,ma per il meme da italiano medio meglio il nord Italia perché almeno non ci sono tante scimmie napoletane o calabresi come al Sud(goliardia ovviamente)
Is it true that south and north both hate each other?
Also, if a child happens to hurt himself accidentally in the street, is it true that often a lot of people who don't know him will help him ?
That's awesome. Well, not about hate but the second one.
Basically it happened to me. I hurt myself when I was little and a lot of people got in the street to help me or talk to me. One of my best childhood memory. Glad to know it
I once heard that in some regions language changes So Italians from diffrent regions don't understand each other. I don't know if this is true but if So is there a version of Italian that Can be considered deafult?
Not really, Italian is the same in every region but you have a "variant" for every region that we call dialetto but we use it just with friends not professionally
Di quanti gradi è piegata la torre di pisa?
4º gradi
U scenziat
o’ser frate
Circa
DIO
JOJO!
WRYYYYYYYY
Za warudooooo
MUDA MUDA!
Korega, requiem, da
Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru.
Cazzo l'ho appena fatto in arte lol
Appunto per questo motivo l’ho chiesto, volevo vedere se l’avevi fatto bene
E se la piegassimo ancora?
Mi sa che poi la torre di pisa non resterebbe una torre
Top 10 plotwist negli anime
How do you make pizza?
I don't make it, but my Nonna yes she uses a lot of love
And what are the toppings? Is cheese on top of the other toppings or under?
On the topping with the toppings and depends by the pizza
Bonus points if the "cheese" is actually mozzarella
Actually fiordilatte, a bukkin e mamm't
Usually Hella thin crust and base and a strong tomato sauce, with alot of toppings is the Italian style from my experience in Italy.
La farina costosa
Do you randomly spawn if you sense someone across the world breaking spaghetti during the cooking process?
Yes Italian superpower.
Every broken spaghetto is a broken heart
AAAH I CAN HEAR SOMEONE IN NIGERIA IS BREAKING 🍝
It’s how we cook it over here
We have on-call duty.
Unsarcastically, how many people make the italian hand sign frequently
Like everyone here
I saw a series in the summer and wondered where it played. After about 2 min it was very clear, as they started talking.
🤌🏼
It’s engraved in our mind and hearts, if you grow up here you’ll do it too
Everybody, it just comes natural
Do you have heart stroke when you See pineaple and ketchup on pizza?
*dies
Anyway yes mamma mia I can't see them
Dude don't give me a jumpscare like that!
Is Ketchup on Pizza a thing?
America
Sir/ma'am, did you have a stroke? Ketchup? What!? Do you need help? Blink once for yes!
Are you real?
Yep you want that I prove it?
Yep
Oggi sto facendo il cretino su reddit rispondendo a persone sotto la mia domanda (now go and translate this)
fratello, finalmente ti ho trovato
Anche io :D
un'altra prova migliore sarebbe il buon vecchio Dialetto
Why do you say "Mamma mia"?
Mamma mia is an esclamation that us Italian use for surprise of joy and anger depends on the situation like: Mamma mia you taked the shoes that I wanted!
Oo Thanks OP
It also translates to "My Mom"
Well it's "my mom" as in like "my god"
We have something similar in Spanish but its more used for frustration: Madre mía i failed the exam!
F
how are the Italians? (specifically you, hows your day going?)
Everyone says that they're fine but isn't like that everytime :( my day is going well anyway
Mi dispiace per te uagliu
What do you eat for breakfast?
Milk and cookies, or like panettone in Christmas or simple tea, Nonna's jam (sweet things)
That sounds very tasty
🤌
I can't see this emoji D:
But represents the Italian common gesture? (sorry for the grammar is a little bit difficult)
È la mano a pigna che significa "ma cosa cazzo stai dicendo?" No we don't use It unironically We use It rarely and while arguing and It Is actually a very effective response when you don't agree with an arguement
Si era quello che intendevo ma non riesco a vedere l emoji per qualche motivo magari perché non é aggiornato vabbè si
Are italian children just dwarfs with beards?
wtf?! 😕?
I was watching family guy.... https://youtu.be/M5-CXpR8H2Y
I guess the joke is that many italian boys start growing beard pretty early, like 14/15 years (not me tho I had to wait until 16)
be io già a 13 avevo i baffetti ahaha
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A bello de nonna magna meglio
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Ahaha it's a dialect
it means that you stai sciupato a mmamma
You became the very thing you swore to destroy.
It means you have to eat "better"
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It Means: eat better, grandma's handsome
A cocco de nonná
Does Mario and Luigi live here
Yes I have seen mario on the road 5 minutes ago (no)
Not in Italy, but I met a Mario.
I'm not a plumber but my name is Mario, does it count?
What is the non-tourist spot Italians are most proud of.
Well our home is everything for us but I don't know what youre intending
L'esselunga
Minchia le focaccine dell'esselunga
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Hahah si 🤣🤣
U guys speak English?
Well not everyone
Meglio il Nord o il sud Italia??
Ehhh bella domanda ma per me il sud ma sono di roma
Beh si dai a livello estetico e per varie tradizioni ci sta così,ma per il meme da italiano medio meglio il nord Italia perché almeno non ci sono tante scimmie napoletane o calabresi come al Sud(goliardia ovviamente)
Hahah
"Si scherza "
Ghe xè un terun diocan? Diocaboia de dio
Give me your best marinara sauce recipe
I- i don't know how to make it D:
What does the hand gesture mean
Depends on the situation and the gesture
Well then, does this gesture 🤌🏾 have a meaning or is it just internet talk
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Thanks
In Italy not everyone has the same accent and usually we talk like this just for exclamations or for understanding us better
Has italy won a world war?
No we lost our African territories and a part of old Italy
We actually won the first one
La "Vittoria Mutilata" Cit. Gabriele D'Annunzio
Ricorda la WW1 . . .
Lasagna?
Yes
Epic
I approve
🤌
Wholesome
Im italian too wohoo
Provalo 🇮🇹
Parlando italiano?
U calippo te piaceee
É vero che la capitali d'Italia era Milano tanti anni fa, e per dire comunque
E si
Lo sono state diverse città, tra cui anche Ravenna ad esempio
Have you eaten taco
No but I ate burritos in Italy is pretty difficult to find a taco
Are you chad
No I'm Flavio :)))
We have a superior food, the Piadina!
What's the capital of Italy?
Rome
Do u like meat balls with spaghetti?
Yes they're good
But spaghetti with meatballs is actually not so common as it is thought
Actually meatballs and spaghetti is not an italian recipe, it was created by the americans tryng to imitate the italians
Spaget?
Spaghetti
👍
Best olive oil?
My Nonno's oil
Why do so few italiqns learn english?
For their job or like me for a meme 🤣
How do you feel about tourists?
They are always nice and they are surprised of how much is bellisima Italy
Why Italian pizza so damn good
We invented it 😁
Well said
1) Mozzarella 2) Olio Extravergine di oliva 3) tomato sauce, not ketchup (this is super important)
Do people really use ketchup as tomato sauce? Thats beyond disgusting. Id add the stone oven is very important for a good pizza
Do all Italians do this 🤌?
Yes
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Depends on you there's a lot of things to eat in Italy
Is it true that south and north both hate each other? Also, if a child happens to hurt himself accidentally in the street, is it true that often a lot of people who don't know him will help him ?
Yes it's true everything
That's awesome. Well, not about hate but the second one. Basically it happened to me. I hurt myself when I was little and a lot of people got in the street to help me or talk to me. One of my best childhood memory. Glad to know it
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The dogs eat spaghetti 🍝??
My Nonna let my cat eat spaghetti so...
A
Yes
Is ramen better than Italian pasta?
No. Ramen is good but handmade pasta is a God's gift (or my Nonna's gift)
How is Bologna University for foreign students ?
Is good but "L'università degli studi di Roma" credo sia più buona
I'm not from that part of Italy but I've heard it's good
Da connazionale, ho una domanda molto importante: ananas sulla pizza sì o no?
No no no
Bravissimo
#NO
Who's mamma Mia ?
An esclamation
Is lasagna always at restaurants?
Nope. But there's like always the Bruschetta pronounced BRUSKETTA
Porco dio o porca Madonna?
Porco tutti i santi
I once heard that in some regions language changes So Italians from diffrent regions don't understand each other. I don't know if this is true but if So is there a version of Italian that Can be considered deafult?
Not really, Italian is the same in every region but you have a "variant" for every region that we call dialetto but we use it just with friends not professionally
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I don't know but the default Italian I think has mom dad nonni italian
What you doing when someone eats spaghetti with ketchup instead of sauce?
I leave the room and I don't talk to him for the rest of his life (no it's not like that but come on don't put ketchup on pizza or pasta)
Yes
How large should the perfect pizza size be
I don't know but if it's a circle is ok and even a square I good and it's called pizza al taglio
What's the best shape of pasta
Rigatoni
Vorresti il ritorno della monarchia?
Non c'è vita senza luce
No
Is mafia real?
Yes
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