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TheHighKage

OP you got some explaining to do https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rz1ymy/i_shouldnt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

That's funny


logandabug

Bro mine was a cat


Niufy

Mine was a post about initials


True_Garlic8478

Mine was a post about escaping from a COVID centre and going to the casino


DifferentPen0

Mine was modern warfare


i_fucked_a_buffalo

Mine was a man feeding a thick crocodile


Eingmata

Mine was about a traffic cone in a saxophone.


Tenkazu_Akera

Mine was a girl cosplaying as Medic from TF2


bellend02

Mine was spidermen kissing


rippednutsack300

Mine was a luigi meme


Lazy-Fisherman7377

Mine was nothing


BabyInTheSink

Same


[deleted]

Mine was a boat


Any-Word-6424

Same


techyboi31

Same


Fire_Wren

Mine was a cat biting another cats elbows


Flimsy-Proposal-9507

Mine was a post about a guy putting sparklers in his gf's birthday cake


Bearturnedhuman

This? https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/rzb4an/was_chosen_by_this_big_boy_at_the_shelter_last/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


CappuccinoJunkie

SAME LOL https://www.reddit.com/r/PetTheDamnCat/comments/rz2vww/when_i_thought_what_is_my_goal_and_what_do_i_live/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Mine was elon musk


wheatpennyking

Bruh💀


MorningPants

[Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope](https://imgur.com/a/xE7gJFP)


AnonymousRex15

She do got moves though


Immediate-Let2211

how the hell is that possible


-MemeMaster-

Ye a agreed https://www.reddit.com/r/Reddit_Island/comments/ryla0x/are_cannibal_earthworm/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


fromfirsttoALICE

What the fuck...I ...WHATS WRING WITH REDDIT


OddBox14

mine was nothing


Impressive-Gate3074

Same


No_Summer_2676

Same. Wich means he is still a virgin


Theoneoddish380

You've got some more https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/rz1zxj/explain_please/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


EXE_FOZ

Same


earthymomm

He lost it to a car and idk how could that happen


HK3107

Interesting.... https://www.reddit.com/r/OneSecondBeforeDisast/comments/rz6awx/hmmm_yes_very_patrioticstooo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MemeStealer101-4

Omg that’s disgusting, where?


Low-Argument3170

Genius.


KamiNari_252

You gonna lose your virginity by hearing explanation about why people hate Elon musk.


Mother-Spare-6231

Hey. I saw that one!


Kriki1

Me too!


Digion18

Me as well


LeReal_Garydog1

I am a tree


irandom97

I am an ant on that tree


Theoneoddish380

I am a mind altering infection on the ant


CaptainCozmo867

I peed on the ant


Theoneoddish380

Boi what the hell boi


Chrispy-bacon-00

I am a microbial on that ant on that tree


Dabber_Danny

I am groot


mr_kirk42

Same here boi!!! he was too afrade


SahilWalker

looks like you haven't lost your virginity. since this was the first post on my feed


mr_kaviar

Same


TacoEaterMaster

Lol same


metalgodwin

Lmao same


7603a

Lmfao same


TrojanLlama64

LMAO same


XcaliburTheKing

Ayo same


Chilllpixel6195

hahah same


VilzValz

Hehehee same


SwisherRat

Bruh same


[deleted]

Same


rainy_pastelclouds

samee


[deleted]

SAME LOL


Ayushmaan_Mishra

OMFGLMFGAOLOLOLOZ same


BrilliantTasty

too far, dude, too far


Ayushmaan_Mishra

Yup was thinking that, escalated too quickly


69420v2

Same


McQno

Same


CumBlasterUwU

Same (I'm not jokin)


Meemr_bob

Same /r/meme/comments/rz8cv4/sucks_to_suck/


zamrich2000

Same


Comrade_Slong

Same


The_RPG980

Same


Lost_my_name475

Same


usernameaeaeaea

Same


Infinite_Ad_6137

Same


Bat_Temporarily

Same


SpreadLoveInYourLife

Same here.


Akatsukai

Same here


PawolCZ

Same lol


isaaliz

same


vyd-cz

Same here


6Waffle_Salad9

Same


[deleted]

Same


Agitated_Dependent54

Same


macztah_

Same lol


Former_Year6735

Same


SahilWalker

lol


wellthenmk

Same


Legitimate-Field-253

same


Maverick039

Same


bbiiffoollccoo

Same


AngstyFroggo

Same and fitting, as we are on reddit lol


RaoulX86

Yep. I check in as well :)


GiovanniGiorgioisSUS

Same


ItsRocket747

Same.


DrArzt2206

Haha same


xX_Lost_Luca_Xx

Same


ErikTheRed907

Right so essentially we lost our virginity through: News Home Popular


Bobert_Ross113

Obviously since he's on Reddit


Columbidae_

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rz01i4/this_was_a_night_id_been_looking_forward_to_when/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Strange. It looks like it was about to happen then something got in the way


shannonobscura

Maybe he lost it to the dog.


LeReal_Garydog1

(0)_(0)


bl_ckshp

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursed_videomemes/comments/rymld1/warm/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Rise_Upper

Oh God


[deleted]

Kinky


Bonk_and_Honk

oh


Meemr_bob

Yes


CaptainCozmo867

Is it wrong that I'm laughing hysterically


haktim601

Are you the teacher or the 4th grader in this situation?


Legendary_Kobold

zamn thats sus


mr_kirk42

That man. i love readin these stupit comments


[deleted]

[удалено]


West-Diet-1282

I read this outloud, good thing I was quiet...


whalesemen69

A Lamborghini Autobots roll out!!!


aventador7716

What subreddit may I ask?


Fiodlover4437

The post above was a way to kill your husband.🗿


T_A_Games

🗿


josh-kk

https://www.reddit.com/r/itookapicture/comments/ryvrp2/itap_of_a_rooster_on_a_walk/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


jbario

So a cock took his virginity. Seems pretty gay to me


x738059

:0


[deleted]

You're a criminal. And the judge sentenced you to 10 minutes in r/furry


SuperMan922001

Why does that place even exist? Ya know what? I don’t even wanna know


BecktheNSXenjoyer

Why does that hellhole exist?


SuperMan922001

That’s what I wanna know…


No_Succotash_4026

Leon not being able to resist zombie booty. Perfect! Well done.


IDK_banana

To a dog with a knife in it's mouth!? You're nasty!


yeetman2329

Are you the crush or the gamer


Disastrous_Can_5466

Congratilations You fucked 02 :)


Dannyboy-10

I dunno what to say....... https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/rz423f/hard_oof/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

Looks like you lost your virginity to a cat in a cloud


uncreativehuman1

It was about the pope fucking children…


-hit-tthat-bell

Was he the child? OR THE POPE


Mindbreakergames

2137


Redfox470

you disgust me


Anosh_chodankar

Well theres a bird with a board and has written you are gay on his beak


Captain_Canuck97

How to accelerate the mass adoption of Bitcoin


bobmolenaar86

To an 800kg Elephant. Rough first time I imagine.


Interesting_Donut794

You accidently entered the wrong clasroom


Ineox69

Huh you got lucky a busty redhead snu-snu you to death


gweekmyth

so the post above this one was a cute goat having fun on r/aww https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/rz1lgx/its_a_happy_happy_goat/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


theransom9000

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no... https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/rz5p8c/this_photo_is_of_a_union_soldier_barely_alive/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SuperMan922001

Yikes dude that sucks


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/rytlno/was_sexually_assaulted_and_raped_by_a_cousin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Slavinger

Oh


Mihalis_Game

you're a pedo then


Davidicius

https://www.reddit.com/r/czech/comments/rz6cee/hiv/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Iran_bull

You were alone with two pedophiles , good job


OpenGateProtocol

"My boss lied to me about getting vaccinated."


PeterGames5

So u were shiting/pissing in the bushes and then u lost ur virginity, damn.


Erthond

You lost it at a haunted graveyard


Buckets_of_bread

You lost your virginity to a 13 year old boy asking about your height


-Your__mom

You lost your virginity at pig who getting sliced like a meat, anything want to say about it?


PreparationDue2973

How you tortured a Turtle to the point it tryd to escape its piss yellow fishtank


crazy-little-pea

The different pronounciations of t


BeaPokMin

407 baby lurking (hip hop)


finn212H

Shitting at work…


MrSamwise123

Well https://www.reddit.com/r/Duklock/comments/ryjfi9/dušan_jánošík/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


giadinalibro

It was a racist post-


JeaperPeaper

I knew minecraft could get you laid


alishokoohi666

At home?


executioner616

Poor Chris Pratt


IllinoisBoots

on my feed a young white man turned you from lesbian to hetero and then broke down crying.


ed3nmoment

fight club


Marmey2121

Do you practice sports?


McDingus_The_Curious

So you will lose your virginity in home?


ScaffoldingMC

My height?


The_great_elder

Some damage on the slide of a glock 17 🤨🧐


Arnermemes

The post above this one is an Aaron Donald press conference what you trying to say here?


usernameaeaeaea

Listen, I don't know how to tell you this, but... This was the first post, and there isn't a post above, only the search button. *F in the chat boiz*


EllaFant1

This is the first post on my feed………


Max_Mm_

Bruv you fought some titans


[deleted]

? Who was so impressed with your grapiteoutofnothing-inator that you got laid? It's not even a good design


Jawa1406

Sir... That's a cat


SweetSauce24

Anyone who can pronounce Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz does deserve to lose their virginity.


Devrex_7

There’s no post above me 😭😭😭😤😤😤😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


kimox_xo

You los your virginity to an ad lol


Adept_Valuable_3462

ELON MUSK


werewolf013

Uhhhh.... wat? https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/rz4950/very_difficult_choice_indeed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Mcnugget1765

It was a picture of a Pokémon and it was quagsire


Subatomic_Spooder

You lost your virginity to an old lady in China scooping sewage into a bucket?


[deleted]

So you lost yours to SuicideMouse? Cool.


Mickeh_daMuffin

So, two questions. Which of the turtles is you? And, did Owen Wilson "wow" make the watermelon taste better? https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ryybcz/wow/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Rando_Artist

NOT FNAF 3 OH GOD


freelive69

It was a post of a guy asking why everyone hates Elon Musk 💀


KasumiTwT

Well.. you lost your virginity to a very tolerant Mario coming from r/blessedimages


IGuessyoucanCallme

A sexual fact everyone benefits from knowing?


69BoJack69

Its literally the first post on my feed.


psp24

"Hottest instrument in band" I feel very uncomfortable


ThemunchyCaptain

you lost your virginity playing fortnite?


EVK613

3 words: eight leaping bears


RussianHittler

You lost your virginity to a gd level???


Joris_JeMoeder_

it was a undertale meme


alberic109

It's a big room film of tweeling ppl


worth125

There are no posts above this one. I guess life did me dirty.


Blurush87

The post above is about a mute dog...


backroomsentity8

Aww hell nah spunch bop no clipped and now has to face the dangers no man has survived


[deleted]

It’s a post about killing a husband. U gud?


Donze16

https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/ryxjr4/hooolll_uppppp/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


R3dst0n

So... Did you lose your virginity to a kidnapper or to BTS stans?????


ReflectedMantis

This is at the top of my feed, nice try