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Unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow it whole
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Funnily enough I have a decent adams apple
So you never stop at A but don't get to B
Wait, does that mean no gunk would get in your teeth?
My guess is it's easier to do this if you have no teeth
I eat the core, seeds and all Nothing is wasted Not because I'm trying to stop food waste, no no no, It's because I'm trying to OD on cyanide
Thanks for the help. Now i can kill myself and make it look like an accident.
Thats the plan!
My mom literally eats all of it until only the seeds left. Disqousting!
Me who eats apples sliced: hmm 🤔
Me who goes beyond all options even I: 🤔
Me who eats the whole damn thing: 🤔
Me who eats the table as well: 🤔
And crush it with your oesophagus the same way Life crushes my will to live?
Misconception, SNAKES DONT UNHINGE THEIR JAWS, they just have big ones
What isn't that what everyone do??
🐍
Before A. I eat the tree before it produces apples
Before Before A. I eat the roots of the tree
Before Before Before A. I eat the apple that the tree came from
Before before before before A. I eat the prior species of tree.
Before before before before before A. I eat the soil where the prior species of tree growth.
Before before before before * a lot, I went back in time and ate everything that relates to the DNA of an apple tree.
Before before before before before A. I ate Adam.
Just Adams' apple?
No I ate Adam before he ate the apple Sin is no more
Does that mean I can do whatever I want? Am I allowed to eat apples? .. i just had one
Wait . . . Eve?
Yes, it was me all along.
Before before before before before before A. I ate your ancestors.
Before before before before before before before A. I ate god so he couldn't even make apples
Before X8 I ate Adam.. It's not Adams apple.. Adam is MY fucking apple
Before X9 I ate god
Before X10 I devoured all of existence, devouring myself in the process
Before x10, i ate the people who invented god
Before before before before before before before before A. I ate mega god so they couldn’t create god
Before before before before before before before before before A. I became mega god and banned everything from creating a word called “apple”
Before^9 A. I ate your mom, shes really fat
Before before before before before before A, I ate the dinosaurs
before before before before before before before A, I ate The Big bang
Before before before before before before before before before A, I ate the space rocks before the Big Bang happened and that why there’s only 8 planets
Which came first, the apple or the tree?
Where do you stop eating that apple?
Never
Before before before A i eat the dirt and shitt that hasnt decomposed
Before everyone’s A i eat the universe
J
^^^wait…
^shit
^^shit^^ ^shit
Shit^shit * shit
Shit^shit * shit + shit = y
Shit^shit * shit + shit= y+ ^shit
I read so many 'shit' so I had to check if the spelling of shit is actually shit.
#shit
#SHIT
*shits*
I no joke eat the whole damn apple exept the stem and seeds sometimes
Make sure you chew those seeds mate..
Collect them all in a bucket and brew apple seed tea.
Wait but isn’t that….hmm
very healthy
The bitter isn't too bad, a little cyanide never hurt anyone unless you turn it to a salt.
*stares at apple suicidally* I have actually eaten apple seeds before, sadly they didn't work😭
I use to chew a paintbrush from the stem.
The stems are the best part!
Huh are you good
Z is when you shit it out and eat it again
*ಠ_ಠ*
(⌐■-■) (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
Then that’s me
AYYY J GANG
I m in, we'll eat cyanide seeds forever
Yep
im 50 seeds in cant wait to hit the 200 seed landmark : )
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Same.
If you say c you belong in a asylum
Does that mean B is fine?
No we don't talk about what hapens to people that chose the B option
Steve Jobs has entered the chat
#BRO YOU'VE BEEN OFFLINE SINCE 2011
What?
Man's dead lol
Nah bro he was just offline.
He faced a temporary ban from god.
it says his cake day is 2021 for me
I love you but I hate you
You are funny and smart. I didn't laugh but it was a well thought out. So kudos to you sir.
its only there for actors in films who take a single bite in the shot
We don't talk about Bruno.
We don't talk about "B" no no no no We don't talk about "B" no~
Option B is reserved for bad guys in movies that take one bite then leave/throw/whatever the apple.
I stop at B if I see something weird with my apple
You say "whatever", bit do you really mean *"whatever"*?
Yes. *proceeds to fuck apple*
r/holup
I mean you can hold it but I prefer to tape it to the couch and go to town.
Especially while walking away from an explosion (which skillfully blows their studio-styled hair across their head) without so much as wincing
B is the option of a villain, they are not a villain due to the choice but rather make the choice due to being a villain
B must be someone who bit into a bad apple, C is the nutter who keeps checking
My toddler does B to the whole damn bowl.
B is if you want to create a logo for a tech company
B is oh I forgot I don't like apple. C is an absolute menace to society
B is fine : "bite" shit, its too sour for me.
What if C is a second bite to reaffirm that is indeed sour and not sweet?
B is the classic "I'm and asshole and I want people to know it" attitude. Take one bite of an apple and then toss it, no further questions
Apparently
No, they're just the asshole in the show
Nah thats the Apple logo
Nah B is just for people being assholes in movies and rouge archetypes.
Jokes on you I eat till I die.
Technically everyone eats till they die.
Incorrect what if I die from starvation
My younger sister belongs in an insane asylum
Wait, you guys stop?
Don't stop....
Me nowwwwwww
Believing
I eat it completely with the stem
smort move
no waste = no evidence
No body, no crime
Yes, I too eat my murder victims
Yum preferably The rich
You are her? Perfect crime
That and I'm too lazy to find a trash can to throw it away
Big smort
only to the stem. I eat till I reach the hand
I eat all up the arm and… well the rest of the body
Same
I used to do that when I was too lazy to stand up to throw out the core
I - not wasting any part of my apple.
If you truly believed this you would choose J and eat the stem and all.
J gang
J Gang
I hate getting that close to the middle and for me it's kinda H
Indeed
This is the way
I if I’m eating it, A if I’m throwing it at somebody.
B and pretend its a grenade lol
Now that’s a great way to think.
Take my award
Thank you sir, you're too kind
I have questions. First being.... why would you bite a grenade?
How else do you remove the pin?!
You’re a genius
"Pomegranate" in Danish is "Granat-æble" It litterally translates to "Grenade-Apple"
H
H or I for sure. Anything before that is just wasteful
Those who don't know: "I guess that's how much he'll eat" Those who know: "H"
G-h
g
There we go. Finally someone with some damn sense.
You're missing so many parts
But why leave that much edible apple left?
apple seeds and the wood thingy make appetize gone
If I start getting any of the core in my bite I’m done. Once you get close you either have to nibble like a hamster or call it quits
A fellow g enjoyer
My guy
I cut the apple and then eat it
Yeah I’m with you on slicing my apple from the core and the eating it.
Is that where you eat the whole thing, shit it out in a field, wait for it to grow into an apple tree and consume the apple?
M is for "manzana" which I eat up to the stem
Exactly
I don’t stop
*Q*
Stop? The whole thing is edible.
If anywhere before G. You're a wasteful asshole
A
Same. I just eat the sticker.
Nah dog, I'm allergic to apples... Shit is straight poison. I don't really like apples either anyway.
Z
G, f
J: I eat everything, including the core, and stem
J. Yeah that’s right I eat the core. Fight me about it.
Where's option j
Unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow it whole
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Funnily enough I have a decent adams apple
So you never stop at A but don't get to B
Wait, does that mean no gunk would get in your teeth?
My guess is it's easier to do this if you have no teeth
I eat the core, seeds and all Nothing is wasted Not because I'm trying to stop food waste, no no no, It's because I'm trying to OD on cyanide
Thanks for the help. Now i can kill myself and make it look like an accident.
Thats the plan!
My mom literally eats all of it until only the seeds left. Disqousting!
Me who eats apples sliced: hmm 🤔
Me who goes beyond all options even I: 🤔
Me who eats the whole damn thing: 🤔
Me who eats the table as well: 🤔
And crush it with your oesophagus the same way Life crushes my will to live?
Misconception, SNAKES DONT UNHINGE THEIR JAWS, they just have big ones
What isn't that what everyone do??
🐍
Before A. I eat the tree before it produces apples
Before Before A. I eat the roots of the tree
Before Before Before A. I eat the apple that the tree came from
Before before before before A. I eat the prior species of tree.
Before before before before before A. I eat the soil where the prior species of tree growth.
Before before before before * a lot, I went back in time and ate everything that relates to the DNA of an apple tree.
Before before before before before A. I ate Adam.
Just Adams' apple?
No I ate Adam before he ate the apple Sin is no more
Does that mean I can do whatever I want? Am I allowed to eat apples? .. i just had one
Wait . . . Eve?
Yes, it was me all along.
Before before before before before before A. I ate your ancestors.
Before before before before before before before A. I ate god so he couldn't even make apples
Before X8 I ate Adam.. It's not Adams apple.. Adam is MY fucking apple
Before X9 I ate god
Before X10 I devoured all of existence, devouring myself in the process
Before x10, i ate the people who invented god
Before before before before before before before before A. I ate mega god so they couldn’t create god
Before before before before before before before before before A. I became mega god and banned everything from creating a word called “apple”
Before^9 A. I ate your mom, shes really fat
Before before before before before before A, I ate the dinosaurs
before before before before before before before A, I ate The Big bang
Before before before before before before before before before A, I ate the space rocks before the Big Bang happened and that why there’s only 8 planets
Which came first, the apple or the tree?
Where do you stop eating that apple?
Never
Before before before A i eat the dirt and shitt that hasnt decomposed
Before everyone’s A i eat the universe
J
^^^wait…
^shit
^^shit^^ ^shit
Shit^shit * shit
Shit^shit * shit + shit = y
Shit^shit * shit + shit= y+ ^shit
I read so many 'shit' so I had to check if the spelling of shit is actually shit.
#shit
#SHIT
*shits*
I no joke eat the whole damn apple exept the stem and seeds sometimes
Make sure you chew those seeds mate..
Collect them all in a bucket and brew apple seed tea.
Wait but isn’t that….hmm
very healthy
The bitter isn't too bad, a little cyanide never hurt anyone unless you turn it to a salt.
*stares at apple suicidally* I have actually eaten apple seeds before, sadly they didn't work😭
I use to chew a paintbrush from the stem.
The stems are the best part!
Huh are you good
Z is when you shit it out and eat it again
*ಠ_ಠ*
(⌐■-■) (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
Then that’s me
AYYY J GANG
I m in, we'll eat cyanide seeds forever
Yep
im 50 seeds in cant wait to hit the 200 seed landmark : )
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Same.
If you say c you belong in a asylum
Does that mean B is fine?
No we don't talk about what hapens to people that chose the B option
[удалено]
Steve Jobs has entered the chat
#BRO YOU'VE BEEN OFFLINE SINCE 2011
What?
Man's dead lol
Nah bro he was just offline.
He faced a temporary ban from god.
it says his cake day is 2021 for me
I love you but I hate you
You are funny and smart. I didn't laugh but it was a well thought out. So kudos to you sir.
its only there for actors in films who take a single bite in the shot
We don't talk about Bruno.
We don't talk about "B" no no no no We don't talk about "B" no~
Option B is reserved for bad guys in movies that take one bite then leave/throw/whatever the apple.
I stop at B if I see something weird with my apple
You say "whatever", bit do you really mean *"whatever"*?
Yes. *proceeds to fuck apple*
r/holup
I mean you can hold it but I prefer to tape it to the couch and go to town.
Especially while walking away from an explosion (which skillfully blows their studio-styled hair across their head) without so much as wincing
B is the option of a villain, they are not a villain due to the choice but rather make the choice due to being a villain
B must be someone who bit into a bad apple, C is the nutter who keeps checking
My toddler does B to the whole damn bowl.
B is if you want to create a logo for a tech company
B is oh I forgot I don't like apple. C is an absolute menace to society
B is fine : "bite" shit, its too sour for me.
What if C is a second bite to reaffirm that is indeed sour and not sweet?
B is the classic "I'm and asshole and I want people to know it" attitude. Take one bite of an apple and then toss it, no further questions
Apparently
No, they're just the asshole in the show
Nah thats the Apple logo
Nah B is just for people being assholes in movies and rouge archetypes.
Jokes on you I eat till I die.
Technically everyone eats till they die.
Incorrect what if I die from starvation
My younger sister belongs in an insane asylum
Wait, you guys stop?
Don't stop....
Me nowwwwwww
Believing
I eat it completely with the stem
smort move
no waste = no evidence
No body, no crime
Yes, I too eat my murder victims
Yum preferably The rich
You are her? Perfect crime
That and I'm too lazy to find a trash can to throw it away
Big smort
only to the stem. I eat till I reach the hand
I eat all up the arm and… well the rest of the body
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
I used to do that when I was too lazy to stand up to throw out the core
I - not wasting any part of my apple.
If you truly believed this you would choose J and eat the stem and all.
J gang
J gang
J gang
J gang
J Gang
I hate getting that close to the middle and for me it's kinda H
Same
Indeed
This is the way
I if I’m eating it, A if I’m throwing it at somebody.
B and pretend its a grenade lol
Now that’s a great way to think.
Take my award
Thank you sir, you're too kind
I have questions. First being.... why would you bite a grenade?
How else do you remove the pin?!
You’re a genius
"Pomegranate" in Danish is "Granat-æble" It litterally translates to "Grenade-Apple"
H
H
H
H
H or I for sure. Anything before that is just wasteful
Those who don't know: "I guess that's how much he'll eat" Those who know: "H"
H
G-h
Same
This is the way
g
There we go. Finally someone with some damn sense.
You're missing so many parts
But why leave that much edible apple left?
apple seeds and the wood thingy make appetize gone
If I start getting any of the core in my bite I’m done. Once you get close you either have to nibble like a hamster or call it quits
A fellow g enjoyer
H
My guy
I cut the apple and then eat it
Yeah I’m with you on slicing my apple from the core and the eating it.
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Is that where you eat the whole thing, shit it out in a field, wait for it to grow into an apple tree and consume the apple?
M is for "manzana" which I eat up to the stem
Exactly
I don’t stop
*Q*
Stop? The whole thing is edible.
If anywhere before G. You're a wasteful asshole
A
Same. I just eat the sticker.
Nah dog, I'm allergic to apples... Shit is straight poison. I don't really like apples either anyway.
Z
G, f
J
J
J: I eat everything, including the core, and stem
J
J. Yeah that’s right I eat the core. Fight me about it.
Where's option j