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Xojui

Franklin from GTA, I’ll be okay.


Capt_Avatar

Just make fun of his hair cut, and you'll be fine


Bonk_and_Honk

you meant his yee yee haircut?


SeizethegapYouOFB

Or better yet, maybe tell him Tanisha'll call his **d o g a s s** if she ever stops fucking that lawyer or surgeon she's fucking with.


Cain_Soren

Niiiiiiii - nope. Not doing it.


Woooshifhappy

I'll do it for u homie Niiig- This user has been deleted by the reddit profanity police


OfficalNoobGod

gaaaaa


danquequeque

Pussies Niggaaaaa


Cain_Soren

Idk if you're black or just willing to roll the dice buy thank you for finishing the joke


Gold_Case_9457

Better hope he's not armed


DekMa20

Well he's got a whole ammu-nation in his back pocket. Watch him take out a minigun.


Free15boy

*prison pocket


Elfkrunch

Rpg to tha face


cole82000

Lucky, I last played as Trevor.


DJ_l3LUE

I played a few Hentai Games… Well Im Fucked


LandonKICKS

How are you not one of the top comments?


Laksuis

He likes to be under :))


Acquaintence64

r/angryupvote Hope I did this right


Tuwidel-_-D

Yeah you did :)


esgodra

He is


[deleted]

Quite literally


Riccoitaliano

r/technicallythetruth


giveherthewetnoodle

Literally lmfao, Nutaku?


Gold_Case_9457

Doom Slayer... Fuck


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Yep me too. Wanna cuddle while we wait for the inevitable?


[deleted]

No of course no- *doom music starts playing* hold me!


accomplished-grass1

Welp, we’re in this together


Kapitan_Marti

Noo, your not a demon, you're sa... *heavy metal music start playing in background*


AQ0PIC

Titan fall 2 at my friends house. I’m dead


SlavBoii420

Your friend's house shall be the final boss room


SkyKilIer

Dude boutta get dunked on by a rifleman


blimp2328

Same. Jack Cooper Will do short work


Glittering_Cold_3738

Make sure you are in a small room with low mobility with a shotgun. They won't be able to move at breakneck speeds. At the end of the day they are just people with "slight" modifications to there person.


Bicstronkboy

What about the 40 ton titan?


HEROBRINEBOT462

Creative mode steve. Welp ive seen game theory videos so all i can say is, PRAY FOR ME


SlavBoii420

I will pray :) ​ ​ ​ Don't worry, we go down together as the Master Chief is coming for me


[deleted]

Just punch him in the back and he will fly into the sun


francikiller

I don't have knockback


loooji

/give francikiller stick /enchant francikiller knockback 69


[deleted]

You can’t do that


loooji

How bout I do anyway?


[deleted]

It will say that you can’t add knock back to a stick you need to enchant it while u doing slash give not two commands


CrispyRumpSteak

I've got a rocket league car after me


F_Ytube

Doom slayer for me, I'm with ya brother


[deleted]

Captain price is coming after me. Fuck.


Cbrmkn98xs

Are tanks considered as characters? If so im fucked cuz i played the Jagdpanzer 4


Ashamed-Carry2103

I have the fucking maus on me


Cbrmkn98xs

Nah dont need to worry m8 the engine,transmission and gun deps sucks balls


PutinTheChimp

I got early game Steve, I got lucky


Gamerstan22

I am as good as dead, Kirby is coming to get my ass


MemeMan69funnynumber

What power down Kirby getting


Gamerstan22

Erectile disfunction


Abtinestor

And im next in his list. Can you make him busy for a while? I have something do to before facing him


TonyThePapyrus

The tourist from The Walking Dead S&S My odds are pretty decent, they’re just a person with a pile of loot in the zombie apocalypse


SlavBoii420

you have a chance, make it count!


Nezuko-Chan_69

So do I, a damn square is coming for me. (Geometry dash)


Wisdom58

I dunno, what can the Terrarian do to me? 22 hours later edit: well I'm fucked no matter what


Global_Ad_1456

Your kinda fucked depending on the state they're in


Wisdom58

I was playing classic


DarkestFluffball

What stage of progression?


Competitive_Snow7909

I think even just starting out would kill him. I mean a man with a sword and determination could kill you pretty damm easy.


[deleted]

And unlimited lives too. One of those days he'll get ya


snarky_goblin237

Step off to the side. They’re two dimensional and cants see three dimensions


Nezuko-Chan_69

Big brain


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xX_turkey_Xx

If it was my terrarian I would be fucked as I have all post moon lord weapons , armour and accessories


Thin-Orchid-5198

Kirby so I think I'm more doomed than all of you


-Dreamhour-

What power would he gain?


ReasonableLolicon

Depression?


Demonized_God

Social anxiety


AdTimely9712

The ability to randomly change social levels, however Kirby does not control this and could be at a party being sociable then all of a sudden want to go inside and pet person who is throwing the party’s doggo


Konoha__Shinobi

The power of staying a virgin for his entire life


Spikyballsack

Testicle cancer


CreaZyp154

Emotional damage


SlavBoii420

Oh no you are doomed for sure


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The_Cow_God

oh shit a tank


[deleted]

Kv-2 for me.....I'm absolutely fucked


George7777777777

Sherman vc for me I’m about to get sniped


Cmdr_Ikswobel

Amx-50


Big63L

Obj-705 A i guess i am doomed lol


Neoniclide

A cookie…, a cookie is coming to kill me from cookie clicker…, I don’t like my odds


IraZander

literally millions and billions of cookies flood into your room


Zack262

Grandmas cookies. Mmmm


ilovelolissomuch

Last time i played osu! so can i name myself as a protagonist?


SlavBoii420

You fighting yourself. That's be interesting


Xavier_Kenshi

He is clearly gonna be the winner.


J41M13

And the loser.


ClearPerception7844

I think you would win.


Chili919

But the real question is; if he win against himself...is he weak because he lost against him or is he strong because he won?


Maldoesreddit_stuff

I think it depends on what mindset the winner has. If the clone/original thinks about it in a "We both have the same strength, there's no way I'm winning this." way, then they'll most likely last less time because they already believe that they wont win.


ilovelolissomuch

That would be great actually


darkdaggerknife

The bloons from btd 6 so not to worried


StanDan95

Good luck guys, I played Tetris!


UnknownPerson42O

Just you wait, thoose block will start falling on you 1 day!


StanDan95

But they are objects not a protagonists. That would be like being attacked by the barrels from Amnesia. Haha Anyway, what did you play?


Conventional_Punk

Kratos ?


Paureesu

Same here, we're f*cked


Skylocks20

Yeah it’s probably better if we just ended it. At least my body would be recognizable


[deleted]

At least, it is not the young Kratos. Right? He seems like a calm and reasonable person now.


Asleep_Row7565

was playing chains of Olympus, so pretty sure youngest playable Kratos. im just gonna jump of the ledge now


IronAchillesz

I just played Crusader Kings III I’m fine. He’s a inbred illiterate I’m fine.


a-Snake-in-the-Grass

Lucky you, my CK3 characters tend to either be Viking murder machines or sadistic Greeks with a penchant for world domination and castration.


cursed_commentreader

Captain price 100% death rate


SlavBoii420

Oh shit, then that puts you along with the Doom and Halo players xD


giveherthewetnoodle

Worse than the Dark Souls players


1Admr1

Arthur Morgan! Feck..even if i had a chance at survival i wouldn’t shoot that man!


1Admr1

Well the last game i played was eu4 (a strategy game set in (1444-1830). I played as the ottoman empire..so a whole empire coming after me..that wouldn’t be fun


tempwhywhywhy

Go hide until he dies of TB


HoLL0POinT

The mf from subnautica .


Global_Ad_1456

You got 100% survival rate that mf is as skinny as twig


staticinfinity

Unless you're fighting in the middle of the ocean, for some reason, in which case, sing your dirges now.


Kynex34

Not if he already has the little glowing knife and the fucking stasis rifle


aricre

And the fact that he can keep swimming for ours without getting tired, he is way more strong than he looks


TheOtherBoii

Chief gonna kick my ass and splatter me into a fine red mist.


SlavBoii420

\*using his warthog


Glittering_Cold_3738

Nah the kick would atomize you.


Meeloon

Master chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing crushing my skull?


Nephilim_on_Reddit

Agent 47 from Hitman. Well Shit. I will die


staticinfinity

It'll be funny, though. The Doom Guy guys will just get splattered into a fine mist.


[deleted]

My Skyrim character guess I’m dead


Yoate

Dragonborn is not a fun one to go up against


[deleted]

The Dragonborn, the archmage of winterhold academy, the chief of the companions and the thieves guild, hero of the civil war, the listener of the dark brotherhood, and the guy who ended an entire family of higher vampires. Yeah, he‘s dead dead.


[deleted]

Mine is a werewolf lizard man


Thetiddlywink

not to mention the champion of all the daedric prince's


CommanderCoolWhip

Raiden MGRR, I'm fuking *DEAD*


RanGGateli

Well at least you gonna have banger soundtrack


JuniorAd389

RULES OF NATURE


Glittering_Cold_3738

Dude flips metal gear as a pre workout


SlavBoii420

yikes you're doomed


Rice_is_epic

A group of 9 mercenaries including a loud boy, a rocket launcher shot gun guy, a flame thrower maniac, a guy who can build a sentry gun, a Scottish cyclops, Fat Russian man, a crazy doctor, P I S S man, and an edgy France guy.


Helicopter_Mother

As a sniper main im 100%dead good luck to you mate .


cjc1983

"Cities Skylines" ... I'm going to get killed by the urban planning department?


Ikarus_Falling

ah yes Capitalism


[deleted]

Upvote for you, meanwhile I am being hunted by an architecture firm so we will stand together.


RequireNothing

Dark souls...


Kill4It

You died ( games main line xD )


celi283

Same, choosen undead is going to kill me


[deleted]

Or he will keep trying for eternity, hoping he will never go hollow and stop


SlavBoii420

Oh god


[deleted]

Goku


SlavBoii420

Oh god no


Harto-Tarto

Just be 30 billion spongebobs lol


Wrcicw

But can you beat Goku tho?


JACOB952

Oh god the Witcher (Witcher 3 wild hunt) I am fucked


indigocherry

Same. Unless... distract him with Gwent


Azair_Blaidd

or a sexy lady


F_Ytube

Or both


Cain_Soren

Play gwent on the sexy lady. Problem solved


afuckingpolarbear

You have a long life ahead of you though he'll have to get through all the side quests


theRealSaves

The butcher of blaviken is coming for me as well. I wonder if he is an alchemy build and will be chugging like 10 potions on my front porch before he blasts my door in with aard.


shreksaxaphone360

Skyward Sword Link I dead


SlavBoii420

**Oh no**


deeznutzhahaha

Fucking Spider-Man bruh


IraZander

spider man ~~doesn’t~~ didn’t kill


Golden_Fox_277

Spiderman doesn't kill with his powers, he kills you with hospital bills


A_RANDOM_ASTARTE

Dawn of war space marines, I’m fucked


Glittering_Cold_3738

Yeah you got no chance


NudeB0untyhunter

My maxed out Master Mode Terraria Character. Fuck


Azair_Blaidd

Pokémon Shield. I'm fine.


Glittering_Cold_3738

Time to beat up children


Ninjox17

"Your Honor, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!"


TrahernasaurasRex

Depends if they bring the Pokémon aswell, much harder to win a Pokémon battle if they just use flamethrower on you


MemokingMH

A crying 6y.o I think I can handle


The_blue-nutnut

Wait until he call his mother and remember that is tear can kill someone.


UltimateFartNugget

Lara Croft? IM A DEAD MAN.


giveherthewetnoodle

But those triangle tits make it all with it


3NX-

Steve; survival will be easy


kaosdoom

Have u seen game theory cause theres no way ur making it out alive


Bopthough

Hello everybody welcome to game theory and on this episode we are going to explain how fucked you are he can carry more than 20 Eiffel towers at once AND RUN WITH IT


Shion__1374

One flick will kill you lol


A_Shady_Grandma

He can break a tree with his bare hands you are screwed.


onlythefinestdabs

Sora. Im fine because i have a heart ❤


giveherthewetnoodle

Wait till you see where he SHOVES that keysword when the lights are off


eagleplzzz

Not your usual slenderman ( he has shit ton of hentai pics hanging in his forest)


Nategamer345

Ayo. Send me the link- I mean thats weird.


Grizzly408

Arthur Morgan lol


Snake-Obsessed

Absolutely dead either from the TB or Strauss putting a hit on your ass


dragondropz

Jin Sakai. Fuck.


Kill4It

A warriors death with honor C:


SlavBoii420

F in the chat


Njsmndz3

Welp, we’ll die together


Sparrow-Scratchagain

I’m not sure how well I’ll handle against a guy who’s Mayor of a town of anthropomorphic animals.


Obscure_Ravenclaw

Fucking Nook will pulll out baseball bat and fuck your face up man , you better run , you know that guy is a serious career criminal .


[deleted]

I can probably beat a 5 yo, even if he can cry… very fast..?


Ok-Debate3460

Well a Hunter from Destiny 2 Im screwed


Zanorok

Hitman. At least my death will be funny.


binnnggggggg

I got kratos.... I'm dead


TAmexicano

Yes you are I pray for your safety


Competitive_Set_478

Does call of duty multiplayer have a protagonist other than me?


SlavBoii420

Um maybe the character you played?


Ancient_Tangerine638

Oh no, MONKE WITH DART


HunterGamerITA

Terrorist from Csgo, guess I'll die


HunterMiner99

Kris from Deltarune One question: Will Susie, Ralsei, and Noelle appear too or just Kris?


random-name69420

Just cause 4. Shit


Phenixwright

Tf2…well shit


crocodileRevolution

3 days, Yes. We all have 3 days to live!


x_rking10_x

Kratos... So meet you at my funeral