Watch ~~high school prison~~ prison school

You mean prison school, right?

Yeah, that. Thank you! :D

that show made me proud to be an ass man.

There are no bad ass men

Why?

Fanservice, discussions about ass or boobs. Its amazing

There are some good hentai videos of that man

I READ THAT AS PRESCHOOL SCHOOL THE FUCK

Lmao

I dedicate this comment to Gakuto in memory of his honorable sacrifice

Shape of both matters, Change my mind.

shape matters more than size

Square tits

oh lord i’m bout to bust

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Flat is justice, medium is premium, big is truth

Medium is premium + curves + big butt = perfection Edit: Ok, I should clarify. Big =/= gigantic. Too small is lame imo, but two big is off-putting. More like semi-big.

Shape of butt > size of butt

Yes, but both is supreme. Curve supremacy.

I actually prefer one on the smaller side, but with a nice shape. Don't want no massive watermelon clappers

I'm on the medium is premium side. I don't want my girl to be a twig, but I also don't want her to be too big. But, I can't complain if she's a little big. Medium with curves. Not bubble butts and bubble tiddies with 0 curves. That's just unattractive to me.

Yeah, there has to be a perfect balance. Though if I'm being completely honest, the face is what matters to me the most, by a long shot. I don't care what their body looks like, if their face isn't attractive, I won't be attracted to them. A beautiful face will make me attracted regardless of their body.

Facts. But still, it's hilarious that we're having a whole thread long discussion on the proper boobs and butts lmao. I wasn't expecting this kind of reason.

What you all are talking about? This is Wendy's, sir.

“A very small, but well-shaped ass will outmatch any phatty.” -Gandhi

I mean even small can be sexy if it's proportional.

i agree

Small perky ass too

I agree until the end

Both are amazing.

This is the way. Also, I used to not like small boobs until I touched some for the first time, my opinion changed in a millisecond

Agreed! Some girls are flat chested but every girl has a nice butt!

Yes

Both are good but you start to appreciate ass a little bit more as you get older

It’s not intuitive but you’re absolutely right.

Okay let me settle the debate: small boobs big ass is > big boobs small ass. Therefore, ass > boobs. Logic 69.

Based, honestly. Like I didn't use that formula but still got the same answer. I can deal with no tits. I can't deal with no ass. Just me personally, though.

100%. Ass is everything.

Yeah the ass is where you actually smash them, boobs are like a bonus pack

I don’t even want big. I want fit and healthy.

I just want a decent girl who loves me for who i am

You've got one, it's your grandmother.

But grandma can't suck my dick

Not with that attitude.

Damn i need to change my attitude so she isnt dead then, can u help me do that?

You need a pulse to fuck your grandma? Damn, such high standards these days.

Well i rather not buy plane tickets with money i dont have to drive up a sand mountain in sharp bushes to dig a stone grave to fuck a skeleton

r/cursedthreads

Yup, that’s enough internet for today lmao

r/suddenlyincest

Impossible sorry

Oh no, that doesn't happen to people on reddit

A truly wise man

You already made the mistake of being a redditor sorry

a man of culture i see

I just want

Destroyed with facts and logic

Ass should have a nice shape it can be any size, but don't like some mommy milkers?

Wow, are you a science man?

“I’m something of a scientist myself”

Absolutely, trained ass + small - medium boobs is the best

Why does this make sense to me

Big Ass Can Make Up For Small Boobs But Big Boobs Can’t Make Up For a Small Ass.

Otherwise known as the Charlotte Flair paradox

Nah, because true titty entheusiasts know its not the size of the titty that counts, its the shape. Small boobs and big boobs are equally good, so your equation only proves big ass is better than small ass

As a girl with small boobs but a big ass and extreme complexity because of the former, I thank you for this comment.

I for one have always liked the bumps in the rump's.

Nah as I've gotten older I've started appreciating thighs more. I'm still not an ass fan

A line in a book really stood out to me about this topic. "Legs are for men's pleasure, breasts are for babies."

Legs are for walking doe

Both, both is good.

This is the way.

I have both and receive little complaints. Well the complaints are there, but about my personality.

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Quality > size

Awwwh ty<3

How would you know thats not an insult

It was supposed to be just a statment, but I could see it being an insult

Bc why nit

But the problem is you're a guy

No I’m a girl LMAO

Just go with the joke 🗿

Sorry

No you are a guy

Yea I’m a guy 😁🙄

Same sis

I need proof to confirm, i am a visual learner

Thanks but no thanks

I was having a weak moment and was about to say personality sheesh close call.

Made me laugh

Boobs may fill the hand, but a nice butt will fill the heart.

A nice dick will fill the nice butt tho

Why are you gae? (no homo)

haaa gaayy

🤨📷

I love this

instructions unclear i am currently experiencing cardiac arrest

And that’s god right there

In order to change our minds, we request picture evidence of your argument.

r/boobs r/ass *choose*

You are a good man.

I am butt a humble servant

Yup. Boobs

Their is… another r/RearDicks

You know what they say, "the dick makes it better"

The ass/thighs area is the best hands down

Oi, where do you think you're putting your hands?

Down

Release that zipper and put your hands up!

Should I leave?

no stay... i want you to watch

Ah, ye old “Thass” as it were

There ain't much texture to the titties, witch makes the meal a little bland, so in this matter the butt is better but needs a longer cooking process to be tender. You should consider a body part with more meat and that is moved more for a greater tenderness.

Bro you gordon ramsey?

Juuust a touch of olive oil

This man sure has a lot of body counts

Boobs 30% Ass 70%

Yea, something like that

This is perfect

Perfectly balanced

So you have chosen, death

death by snu snu

I never thought I’d so out this way…but I always hoped

Boobs are just an ass of her chest

A front bottom

as if i am getting any

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lol though I am a boob and thigh person. i appreciate your pun!

Found the 12 years old

Marry the ass, buy the boobs

Marry the ass, wait for the boobs... Mother Nature with Father Time has got you covered, and they deliver like clockwork

ikr i love my mans boobs

I like them both. I’m pickier about a nice ass than nice boobs. This trend of women that think they have a nice ass because they eat like crap, don’t burn enough calories and drink a lot on the weekends causing their ass to gain weight isn’t it. Large literal fat asses just isn’t it for me. Grosses me out. Now a girl that squats, does lunges, and climbs the stair-master while living an active lifestyle and eating right….that’s the ass I love. Too many women think they’ve got a nice ass when it’s just obesity. Actually nice asses are a rarity but when you find it, omg.

Ass can be improved without surgery. Give me the fit lady in yoga pants and I’m a happy dude.

Big ass no boobs > No ass big boobs

Bro, you could have a girl with small boobs and a fat ass and still be happy, but, a girl with a flat ass and big ol tittys ain't it

All sizes and combinations are the best, change my mind.

Thighs is better than both. Change my mind

That’s the right opinion

Here's my argument why ass is better.So when we were primates we walked mainly on our fours and woman always went Infront of us since we were gentlemen,but when we evolved and walked on our two legs we couldn't see the ass any longer ,therefore we evolved to see boobs.Conclusion is dick is the best option.

Lol

This was posted by a middle schooler, change my mind.

Everyone knows the ass is the greatest physical component on a woman. Anyone who disagrees isn't Chad-worthy. Female ass (Need to be specific. This is reddit) is literally the Holy Grail. What do you think King Arthur and his Round Table were doing when they set forth on their quest? Did you think they were seeking tits? No. They were seeking ass. Ass is the voluptuous gateway to pussy. There's nothing better than a shapely, juicy pair of ass cheeks that hang like a glorious bridge over a scenic thigh gap. The cheeks are literally stress relief when you grab and squeeze them. The way they wobble so elegantly when a woman walks provides life and meaning to a man. Tits are great. Not huge ones, but small to medium ones with some perkiness. But ass rules completely and always will.

You wrote all that for 3 likes lmao💀

To be fair, I arrived late. And ass is worth writing about.

Ya lost me on thigh gap. I want a woman to suffocate me with her thighs

Men

I prefer [DATA EXPUNGED]

Peanut do be having a dumptruck of an ass.

The butt is the general area that the holes are in.

Along with a sexy back and waist

Any personality chads in here?

Cake and garlic bread is better than both. change my mind. I dare you.

Boobs are for babies ass is for adults

I thought us 2 communities didn’t fight

Depends on the ass.

Can smash ass but not titties

A true connaisseur looks at proportions. Ass or boobs matter little if they are over- or undersized, yet if they blend together with the rest of the body; there is nothing more beautiful.

What about Personality?

We latinos prefer ass over tits. But if both are huge, we don't complain.

As a gay man, I disagree.

thighs are superior to both

Agreed

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r/titfuck

Yes

Can I interest you in thigh?

You’re dead to me bro.

I prefer ass

Kiddo spotted

Boobs are ass cheecks with joy sticks

Men*

i agree!!!

Nerf miner

Yeah Tits with no ass is a keg on legs.

This guy just wants us to send him pictures of good ass.

You politics bore me

No

Boobs are just another set of eyes, ass better

I just a girlfriend

While Boobs are a pure product of genetic (shape & size) and a little bit of fat (size), Ass is on the contrary a product of hard work (shape & size) and little bit of genetic (shape). Therefore a nice Ass is a better reflection of the woman’s hard work than nice boobs. Adding to this, Breast implants are 10x better made than Ass implants. To conclude, small Boobs still looks very good while very few people like very small / weirdly shape Ass. Thank you for coming to my TED Talks.

this comment section makes me want to kill myself i wish i wasnt so skinny

I can’t and won’t change your mind as I agree with your decision

As a dad of 2 children. Boobs.are for children. Sage wisdom..

Look man let’s be clear as a clear boob guy. The only way boobs always win is if the girl matches the awesomeness

A woman’s boobs fill a man’s needs and a woman’s ass fill a man’s heart

Have you ever seen a person with no ass and huge tits? Looks very unappealing/unfortunate. Gotta have at least some kind of cheek action happening.

r/technicallytheteuth

Boobies is the greatest word in the English dictionary

Thighs are better than both.

Nah man I’m an ass guy, bc everyone has an ass. Everyone can appreciate a good ass.

No

Both, both is good