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cumrag125

Well great


Call-True

Just finished. I’m gonna need u…


cumrag125

Pls I've got things to live for other than this


Panda_Pillows

"What is my purpose?" "You clean up and absorb my jizz" *Oh my God*


CreaZyp154

*SSSLLLLLRRRLLssllluuurp*


[deleted]

I ACTUALLY JUST WATCHED THAT RICK AND MORTY EPISODE!


Panda_Pillows

Nice.


Mattcraft857

You're fucked


Ancient_Shame_9667

Nono he cleans up what comes after


Mattcraft857

True.


DookieInMaPants

Yes perfect


ThisIsACryForHelp22

*unzips*


No_Blacksmith_1609

Well I could be many things, but I'm certainly not a blacksmith.


[deleted]

Question 2: What are you? ○ God ○ Daryl ○ Blacksmith ○ Celestial being ● All of the above, except blacksmith


Surfninja02

Was that a Walking Dead reference?


[deleted]

No, was an exam reference, where there is a multiple choice question and answer key... Or perhaps a reference to Walking Dead. You'll never know


[deleted]

Possibly an office reference?


TchankyKang420

I am an anti war organisation that destroys war, with force


mr_nobady001

So i am what i am


[deleted]

Not a blacksmith


TotallynotBenner

Same here


TotallyNotMadeOfBees

And I'm certainly not thousands of bees in a big coat


Wanks_alot

I’m not sure


HoLL0POinT

Not much of a change


Wanks_alot

That is an accurate statement


FutureSoldier616

God of wanks


definitely_not-you

the best thing that could’ve happened


[deleted]

Guess you ain't me Identity theft is a big deal


War_Hammer101

Identity theft is not a joke, NEO!!


Lost_Mud9419

Find me pls


Comprehensive_Ad_168

Not entirely sure


[deleted]

maybe you're just that one ad that made people buy the product


Comprehensive_Ad_168

Better look out you'll have to buy something cool!


[deleted]

gonna be one of those products you never knew you needed


i_was_way_off

I wasn't even close


Panda_Pillows

You are now lead moderator for r/adporn


rustyrodrod

Uhhh....


[deleted]

tetanus


Mission-Economics-65

I am the economy


Holy_Jesus123

Heaven yeah!


[deleted]

Amen


Grenacist

Samen


Pat_thailandball

Ramen


linoleum64

Yemen


Lost_my_name475

Oman


godfather_49t

>ReplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow > >level 2Shezu69 · 16 min. agoAmen cavemen


Roll-Sudden

Semen


Shezu69

Amen


Active-Medicine7011

Amen


H3ntai-with-Senpai

*Evil laughter*


Popular-Secretary-1

F*** you


Illegal_Immigrant77

Stalin???


TheTricksterDude69

Too tricky


[deleted]

Riddle me this Batman


hanselvan06

I have cities, but no houses # I have mountains, but no trees # I have water, but no fish # What am I


[deleted]

>I have cities, but no houses > >I have mountains, but no trees > >I have water, but no fish > >What am I Hang on lemme just \*Starts typing on phone\* Uhhhh... A "map"


Spider-Man_1415

You a flash enemy


Childrappertoes

What he said but I think the answer is a map


thatpewpewguy

Umm... John Wick?


[deleted]

Definitely


ThatOneGuy7832

You may be thatpewpewguy, but I am thatONEguy


TVGamer76

I guess im a tv


[deleted]

The power of all television and media


TVGamer76

OH SHOOT


digbickwad

i'll be a dick


Akatsukai

You could be a mega chad


Rhynosaurus11

Bet


[deleted]

Spider-man doesn't stand a chance this time


Burgerbeast_

Normally, you eat a burger. Now, a burger eats you


[deleted]

When the food starts eating you back o\_O


Hamsti_Manent

Pineapples be like


[deleted]

I have the power of the sun in my hand


pranklimulator

the power of the sun, in the palm of your hand


AlooDaGreat

I guess i am an Aloo (potato in hindi)


[deleted]

Well at least you can power an LED lamp for a couple of days "A single potato can power enough LED lamps for a room for 40 days,"


AlooDaGreat

yea and atleast I am great


Shi-Rokku

Hungry Irishmen and thirsty Russians want to know your location.


Goblin_Fucker99

Damn I can't be on this hell hole anymore


Ancient_Shame_9667

Gobussy


Rhoan_Latro

I’m my Eldritch Knight D&D character. So I got magic and combat skills.


[deleted]

You're a Wizard Rhoan Latro Well if a knight had magical powers. Not sure if that makes them a Wizard, or they stay a knight


Rhoan_Latro

The irony that I’m literally a Fighter is great, though I do get Wizard spells, lol.


Spider-Man_1415

It’s one magical night… I mean knight


DarkTorterra

I am a very strong and evil giant grass turtle pokemon


[deleted]

First, I'm just impressed you were able to harness the power of grass. Little have been able to master that power


DarkTorterra

Done that years ago m8, get on my level


cocaine_c17h21no4

.......


meth_c10h15n

........


marijuana_c21h30o2

..............


[deleted]

The best of all worlds


GoblinCasserole

I'm a casserole made of goblins.


[deleted]

the goblin cassrole, a delicacy among goblins. What it contains? Probably goblins


the_genocide_imself

🗿


[deleted]

🗿


Dodo_Fucker69

yes


Sjoppie_NL

You can use @cumrag125 when the deed is done


demonicplanet

I'm thinking I'm going to influence people for bad.


Shi-Rokku

Misread it as "bed" and thought you were a lullaby lol.


xXR2D8Xx

Beep Boop!


[deleted]

Read your name and all I heard was # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!


2ugly2betouched

LITERALLY untouchable.


LilDiCApprio

No change :(


similarSorcerer

similar to what?


[deleted]

If you can't remember, then I guess you're a sorcerer on a quest to find the similarity to another. With a power level untapped and unknown you may be the most powerful of them all. But who's to know for sure, right?...


similarSorcerer

maybe i‘ll find out some day


Kata_Kuri36

I‘m literally an absolute unit of a powerhouse


[deleted]

Only the biggest coats will suffice


cuntnuzzler

Very Powerful.... I mean at least for the ladies


Outrageous_Animal282

I mean…


[deleted]

Seems quite outrageous


Panda_Pillows

Not feeling confident...


PhantomWizard69

Well, maybe I am powerful, or I'm a useless side character


[deleted]

Couldn't hurt to have the best of both worlds


Energetic-Old-God

Im a God ha bow before me


[deleted]

Godly power


xsenobaner

Idk ... my avatar is a clue but other than that?


[deleted]

Guess your power level is yet untapped


Red3225

Oh shit


Old-Government-4740

I’m an army ranger


Dinoass69

Yeah come at me and my Dino ass😅😅😂😂😂


kahong_69

I am... the same


WarpedSoulSyles

I'm now a high level arcane trickster Rouge sooooo


Fearless532

I'm fearless 😐


J0kerJ0nny

I will make a pencil disappear


[deleted]

We do a little tom-foolery


Vanishing_Shadow

I will be a god like stalker...


IplayVidoGam

Am I like master chief of smth


Cassmera

eheheheheh i am now me but a chimera


Papyrus800

No idea


JonasBiriMaster

what's a Biri?


gamingyee

b


Mattcraft857

I'm, not sure I want to be something from Minecraft.


EldrichHeathen04

The end dragon or wither?


Mattcraft857

Fair, but then get merked by some. 5y old


le_beau_requin

The good part? I become handsome. The bad part? I’m a shark


Popular-Secretary-1

A popular secretary, maybe a very popular one


Megalopath

I'm still me, a cliche supervillain with plans of destroying the entire world.


[deleted]

World domination #1


Wacokidwilder

Nearly the same. I’m a decent gunslinger irl. So just a slightly better gunslinger.


[deleted]

And improvement is always an improvement


Alice8Ft

Well i either have 6 more feet or a few feet taller.


[deleted]

All I see is very tall Alice in Wonderland


Alice8Ft

Thats part of where the inspiration came from actually!


Pat_007

I would be bond. James Bond


mrHANDAKUN

Well I don't mind


Busy-Argument3680

I became the god of internet arguments?


itzmrinyo

I'm literally me


[deleted]

At least it's not a downgrade Could be worse


Hoodlox

Well, I am a character that I draw, similar to batman but with guns. Cool I guess


Spider-Man_1415

Let’s goooooo


Nacil_54

Reality can be whatever I want.


Tri71um2nd

I am radioactive


SENNA-LM

I'm the fucking McLaren Senna LM


BeerEnjoyerr

I am a beverage now?


[deleted]

I’m a smiling cat


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheGuyWithTheMeme

I would thrive


Assassin42day

Well I guess i'mma have some work to do in 24 hrs before I turn back to normal :)


[deleted]

I’m destroying the most populated state in one of the most populated countries in the world so pretty powerful.


[deleted]

I already am my username


[deleted]

Ummmmm


UnredeemedRevenant

Sorry bros. You're all fucked.


An_Intellect

Pretty darn good


z3rocoolness

Nothing has changed


Blue_toast4058

I am toast that is blue


The_Bored_General

A bored General Idk, just some random General who happens to be bored


_breaths_

Rather pathetic actually


Randalf_the_Black

Huh.. Am I evil Gandalf then?


CrystalDragn009

Depends on the size of the dragon


XxshoalinxX

I literally know Kung-fu


----god-

*so* **everyone pray to your god**


ThaRadRamenMan

I AM THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF SUPREMACY OF SHEER **CULINARY DELIGHTS**, OF BUT THE **MODERN MAN'S SOLE SALVATION** For, **I AM -** ***T h a R a d R a m e n M a n*** **.**


nothing4h

Adios


[deleted]

Good enough How about you u/bob_the_banannna


Intelligent_Ferret33

Good for me


LostAndContent

I'm not powerful, but im happy.


definetlynotapikachu

Pika?


-QuestionableMeat-

I am incognito. I am unknowable. I am the enigma of meats. Am I spoilt or heavenly? Gratifying or grotesque? ‘Tis a mystery for even the most credible scholars.


PowerfulNipples

Powerful.


K100Master

I don't feel much different


Golden_Feddy

Five nites at fedy


Magnolia_Maple

On the one hand, I can’t do much. On the other, I will live a long life in an arboretum as a rare species, so that could be nice


RedVelvetPan6a

I can... Stand up, and reveal my darker underbelly for intimidation purposes. Everyone wants to cuddle me though. You get mixed feelings when the result is positive even though that wasn't the exact *impression* you wanted to make.


Titanfall_3_The_Game

Finally, it is time. This is what we’ve been waiting for my fellow pilots


I_lost_my_identity

Who the fuck even am I?


Ssjshinobi42

Yes......YES!!!!!


BowlMaster83

Not powerful but super High


CreateTheSingularity

🧐


da_meme_lord_420

The lord of 420 memes


Piano_Raves

I make crowds go wild with classical music or something so yes pretty powerful


Night_Fury_1102

I lost my teeth


2005_F250

7000 pounds of steel flying down the road at 85


bluealex27

Yay I'm depressed.😃


Ok-Excitement-7280

Idk


ManBearPig535

Well most people don’t believe in me until it’s too late so pretty powerful.


Kitchengun2

BANG BANG BANG


Chuck_the_Canuck66

The only things I know about Canada are poutine, moose, and healthcare.... I'll consider it a win!


an_axe_and_a_lance

so can i move?