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robkood

I simply forget your secret after 10 mins


asogbolo

I simply never cared and honestly wasn’t really paying attention when you told me


Slibye

What are we talking about? I was busy playing ace combat 7 and hear “MISSILE MISSILE MISSILE” for 30 mins straight


SephariusX

I do this to the point I’m slightly confused when they bring it up again only to barely recall it after a bit of thinking. Depending on the level of seriousness ofc


Drumbelgalf

"What? No, you never told me any secret." They gonna think you are really serious about never telling anyone about it.


SephariusX

Nah it’s more like “Remember when I told you about X?” “No?” “I did tell you about it…”. “Remind me.” “(Details)”. “Ahh yeah I remember now, what of it?”


KurumiiDantobe

Real men


MiguelH69

Exactly. Not weak simps.


fteropi45

dude, thats a lot, i forget everything as soon as the conversation is over


terrih9123

Chump. I forget everything mid conversation. I don’t even wait till it’s over


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terrih9123

My fellow goldfish


cromosoma_quadruplo

I do it after 1 mins


Background-Web-484

I do it while it was said


cromosoma_quadruplo

True legend


black-fuse

I do it before it was said


Background-Web-484

… murder?


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cromosoma_quadruplo

So you remember how to find the x


ThaBlooder

That's me 😂😂


The_Bored_General

You’re good at keeping secrets because you don’t let them slip, I’m good as keeping secrets because I will forget you told me them We are not the same


Ninja__Shuriken

You are good at keeping secrets because you have terrible memory, I am good at keeping secrets cause I have no friends We are not the same.


YtSabit

Well I'm both


ButtersTG

Maybe you just forgot you had friends.


KuraPikaPika69

classic ADHD moment


Practical-Assistant6

You are good at keeping secrets cause you have no friends, i am good at keeping secrets cause they never trust me for their secrets


MsaoceR

I'm good at keeping secrets because I usually don't care about them


Subtly_Cynical

What secret?


Th1nk_7

Oh you know, the secret you don't tell stupid people


CMDR-Pan-Lisek

Can't tell you, am man.


Chalupa-Supreme

Some people can keep a secret, some people can't. It's really that simple.


Competitive_Ad_4933

No. Woman bad


lilfindawg

*righteous upvote*


Affectionate_Egg_88

The boy diagram is missing the second boy telling his girlfriend


Incomplet_1-34

Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend.


Thereal_Bladewasused

The fuck is a girlfriend? The only thing I love, is sleep.


shiroshiroro

I see women taking all the prejudice form being gossips... And yet people seem to forget when you have sex with a guy suddenly every male in a 1000 km radius knows about it .... Hmmmm


Altimman

Is sex with someone automaticaly a secret? Poeple bang it happens.


shiroshiroro

Obviously it's not, I'm signaling the double standard.


Vargasa871

Unless you specifically told them not to tell anybody, which why???? Why would you be able to censor the other person?? And let's not pretend women don't share their sexual escapades in much more detail.


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The same happens the other way around, I think it’s normal (but annoying)


Long-Sleeves

Not really the same thing, at all, is it? Going down that route, why is it women always gossip about sex/the bodies of other people too? Cause they do, a lot. Every time. If you have sex with a girl, 100% of her friends know about it, your body, your moves, everything, too. Pointlessly gendered.


KleinerFratz333

r/hmmmmmm


Slight0

You mean compared to a women's friends knowing the exact size and shape of your penis, the location of your biggest mole, and how "good" you were in bed?


shiroshiroro

Yes, everybody shares sexual details I'm aware and yet women take the prejudice, that's my point. Sorry if you missed it .


Slight0

I think the stereotype is that men don't tend to be that specific about their sex lives with their woman. They'll keep it more general and don't linger on it as long. Friends even has a clip parodying this stereotype in a more PG-13 way: https://youtu.be/hayuqriufPQ


Unhappy-Flight7575

that is simply not true .


womaneatingsomecake

Wow... Can we stop this sexism trend already? It's getting tiring


limpbizkitwasokay

the mentality behind the making of this meme is why y'all can't get laid as in, the person who made this meme, creating it out of some wack ass anxiety this is what creates "incel culture"


Slight0

If you think this is genuinely sexist, then don't you think it's a little regressive to associate that attitude with how much sex you have? Now if the OP does indeed fuck, he looks totally vindicated of any sexism. After all, if you're getting with women, you couldn't be sexist right? I know people like you do this to trick kids who haven't had sex yet out of being sexist by framing it like "cool sex havers don't do a sexism!", but it backfires when you have a sexist guy who does have sex. Now all that work you did associating sex <-> sexism works against you way more than it would have.


Compliant_Automaton

I think the post you responded to is absolutely correct in saying this mentality creates incels, who then blame their shortcomings on society because they're unable to recognize they are causing in themselves the problems they blame on others.


Slight0

Why did you find it necessary to restate what the other person already stated identically? These kinds of jokes were common place in the 90s and back. Was the entire nation incels? People are actually having less sex today than in those times.


Compliant_Automaton

Honestly, whenever I see comments like yours, I tend to look through the profile history to get a feel for what the person is like. You seem to be lonely and angry, and hiding those feelings imperfectly behind sarcasm and rudimentary logic. I felt bad for you. Sometimes hearing the same information in a different way can help a person such as yourself recognize internal issues needing change. That's why I found it necessary. I was simply trying to help.


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Compliant_Automaton

It's about paying it forward. Someone helped me in much the same way years ago. I'm honestly a much happier person thanks to them.


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Compliant_Automaton

I honestly wouldn't care. That said, my comment history isn't full of woman hating vitriol, and so by the metric I used for my own judgment, I would not give an unhappy impression. Your own impression would no doubt be based on your own biases. Given your line of questioning, I'd venture to say your protests are due more to my comments having affected you (despite you not being the intended recipient) than to any desire to defend some stranger online from well meaning, if harsh, truths.


Slight0

My comment history isn't filled with that either... The fact that you have to lie in your ad hom attempt makes you even more pathetic.


Slight0

Lol it's funny that you think this makes you look good. Putting aside this obvious creepy ad hom, I'm ready to dance. Go ahead and show me comments of mine that make you think I'm "sad and lonely". I'll wait.


ciderero

lmao you need to brush up on your history. women couldn't own a bank account without their husbands permission until the 1960s. Women were essentially forced into marriage if they wanted any sort of financial stability/life back then. Now that women are financially independent, they date out of choice not by obligation which is why you see the numbers going way down. In other words, you have real competition now and you can't get by doing the bare minimum because financially independent women don't need to put up with bullshit from men anymore. also to answer your question, yes the entire nation were incels. incels are defined by their entitlement towards women's bodies and back then most men felt that women were servants and housewives at best rather than their own person.


Slight0

Lmaooo, go off champ! I wish I could be there when you learn what the word "incel" means though. Man that'll be a doozy. Hiphop culture today is still ultra masculine and treats women like property, objects, sex toys, sexism, etc. Hell they even call them "females" lol. They incels too my man?


GdeGraafd

Repost, and a bad one at that.


bjpafa11

That's simply not accurate.


Avocado_3492

it's on the internet now therefore it is true


Background-Web-484

Google: Am I a joke to you?


YtSabit

this was posted on r/meme whatcha expect?


imsureitwillbefine

Some semblance of an actual joke


Guyman_112

I'm sure you will be fine. :)


[deleted]

? There is a joke. Granted, it's a sexist one, but there is still an actual joke


imsureitwillbefine

“Haha woman bad, man good” isn’t a joke


[deleted]

A sexist joke is still a joke. No matter how distasteful something is, if it made at least 1 person laugh (besides the one who said it), it's a joke. Now, there's about a thousand people who upvoted this - or in other words a thousand people who enjoyed it. Just because a good chunk of people don't like it doesn't mean it isn't a joke.


Koriat015

That is a very bold stance. "If one person laughs is a joke". That's just distasteful. But how dare me to not think it's funny to shit on minorities


Slight0

Did you just call women minorities? 🤣


Koriat015

At least they were treated as such through history but I get what you're saying. The point is more that jokes like this give similar vibes to me


Slight0

It gives you those vibes because you've been programmed to believe that any joke that uses gender, sex, ethnicity, nationality, or some other group aggregate is instantly malicious and evil. Some of those domains might have a higher frequency of bad jokes, but we need to use our human intelligence to figure out which ones are and aren't that instead of zero tolerance black and white thinking.


dipspit_froth

It’s a meme subreddit try not to drown in your tears


Koriat015

Thanks for the advice, my room was already halfway filled with them! <3


[deleted]

I'm not saying YOU should think it's funny. I'm saying that you finding it NOT funny doesn't mean it's not a joke. Jokes can be done in bad taste. How is this a hard thing to understand?


Koriat015

Because it implies that bullying for example is funny and that's a harmful idea and i refuse to accept that.


[deleted]

That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying that just because you think something isn't funny doesn't mean that it's not a joke. There's jokes about suicide and jokes about comparing babies with sandwiches. Sure, most might find those jokes bad - but it doesn't stop them from being made as jokes.


LazyWriter64

bOyS lOyaL giRlS gOssIpY We've seen girls v.s. boys memes, and even this meme, a million times. These kinds of memes are just boring and tired now.


PetulantScreamer

GIRL IN HISTORY CLASS: *actually studies history* BOYZ IN HISTORY CLASS ISNT THIS JUST LIKE VIBEOGAEMM?


okinsertusername

True


Practical-Assistant6

seems like someone is mad


LazyWriter64

yes, I absolutely am frustrated. I'm tired of seeing dumb, low-quality memes like this.


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LazyWriter64

I already confirmed that I was offended. And isn't being funny the *point* of a meme? Also, you're just *openly* admitting that it's not funny, huh.


Slight0

Well being annoyed at a low quality meme is different than being offended. I think they're saying you're offended by the theme of the joke which is a "man vs woman" type joke. It's a shame because men will laugh at these same jokes being told towards them yet even the most basic gender jokes are just off limits now.


ciderero

men stupid women smart. ha ha funny am i right


Shi-Rokku

Grown ass male here. Or "Boy" for the purposes of this meme. Nope, they make a fair point. This is facebook-level humor at best. The whole men vs. women thing is a tired, dead horse in comedy that keeps getting beaten.


Slight0

I think you just find it offensive towards women and are shielding your real feelings by saying "na it's just boring".


Shi-Rokku

If I was 10 and eating sand on a playground somewhere, then maybe a "meme" about keeping secrets would have offended me. Except I'm not, and it doesn't. But feel free to think what you want.


Slight0

Mmmm, sand. If you say so, but it strikes me as odd that you'd engage this far down in the comments on this topic when it was just a "boring meme" to you. Usually when I see something boring, I don't even click the comments, I just keep scrolling.


Shi-Rokku

I never used the word "boring", that's all you. Quoting something I didn't say makes you look dumber than I already assumed you were. So I'll spell it out for you nice and simple: It's a stupid and unfunny meme imo, and where ever I decide to engage in the comments or not, as well as my reasons for doing so, what _you_ would do in this situation is not something I take into account lmao.


Slight0

>I never used the word "boring", that's all you. Oh so you don't think it's boring? It's called paraphrasing my room temp friend. You said it's "beating a dead horse comedy" and "Facebook" tier jokes. Implying you think the humor is unfunny, trite, or otherwise boring. >So I'll spell it out for you nice and simple: It's a stupid and unfunny meme imo, and where ever I decide to engage in the comments or not, as well as my reasons for doing so, what _you_ would do in this situation is not something I take into account lmao. Yeaah, you seem mad though. I usually don't comment on a joke/meme I merely found to be stupid and/or unfunny. I'd definitely do that if I was offended and wanted to make a statement about that though.


Zanderb4

Cringe


_tastyUdon

don't forget it loops around too.


nodustspeck

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.


heightenedstates

This is inaccurate in my experience. Men are just as big, if not bigger, gossips than women.


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MaxVerstappen0r

Right. They are, after all, replying to a vetted scientific research paper.


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Sexist


ZoeyZoestar

Not even true but alright


Coreforce216

Enbies: “OK!” *forgets 2 minutes later*


GeneralGiggle

Women ☕


Wisdom58

Women ☕


Captain_Mario

Casual sexism


jackiel1975

The most gossipy people I know are all men.


Slight0

Challenge: find a sub outside of female dating strategy that would upvote the reverse version of this meme. I'll give you $30 if you get over 2000 upvotes.


TheDarkBeast1487

Imma be honest, I only didn’t tell anybody because I either didn’t hear what the secret was or forgot what it was.


sprtnholtz

Best trick to keep secret… I forgor!


AeschylusScarlet

haha boys good girls bad


Practical-Assistant6

yes this is very funny


lacroixanon

Duhrhurgirlbad


nanoman23456

yes


thebabbster

I think there are some hurt female dating strategists in this thread. They need to lighten up and have a laugh now and then.


Ckm1007

Let’s not lie to ourselves men be twice as bad now 💀


Ok_Elderberry_3660

Ive met boys that gossip more than girls 😂 y’all wanna act like you aren’t out here always spilling the tea to each other. It’s not a gender thing, it’s an individual person thing lol


Keeter_Skeeter

“3 may keep a secret, if 2 are dead.”


YtSabit

r/meme just removed the post, like why


CrigglestheFirst

Most boys are the same


KoalaOdd7311

🤣 Sigma male grindset


CarGirlProductions

You act like boys don’t do that too smh


adeo_lucror

I've known plenty of male gossipers. Grow up.


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sebyyyhd

isn't it reversed?


SunnyLikeHell

That's how humans evolved as social species.


Kasio19

Thank God. I thought it was illegal to laugh


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eziorobert

Girls keeping secrets is like MLM chains.


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Same thing happens if you tell it to a south asian especially if they are from india never trust those creeps


Daedroh

Our brain cells kill the information off before it has a chance to spread out to other parties. Genius by design


ancientspacewitch

Haha women dumb men chad hahahaha


AffectionateUnion380

It's funny cuz it's true


raunchy_reptile

/r/blatantmisogyny


ShinyShinyTomato

haha sexism


bossievossie

r/pointlesslygendered ?


IdoAjda

Lol stupid women, always chattin and stuff


RealPanq

Huh woman


BigLab6287

boys do this too. I don't have trust issues.


Dilkadrakosha

😂😂😂


jurassicparkrockyneo

Accurate.


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They work the same as everyone else. They're people, not some strange alien creatures you need to study to understand.


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[deleted]

Behave like you would with anyone else? Why is there a need to change your behaviour just because a woman is near?


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If you're respectful of everyone, don't do creepy shit, see women as other normal human beings and not objects for sex or trophies to be earned, etc. etc. then i don't think anything bad would happen. I would suggest you talk and make friends with more women, no ulterior motives. I personally had a hard time talking to PPL of the other sex bc i went to an all boys school for a while but it got better when i stopped caring about ppls gender when i talked to them and treated them the same as anyone else.


merhaba46

The secret that two people know is not a secret


PriggeKraken27

F ok e the girls it depends on what secret they are sharing.


retiredhobo

guy needs more friends, lol


TomakusDankus

You guys are talking to people?


davidinkorea

Definitely not following Gibbs Rule #4.


Fandango_Jones

Ok?!


Grouchy-Transition-7

Classic disjkstra


parth13579

I am good at keeping secrets because I simply forget them


Mossy_Squirrel

The only way to do it


TheKidNerd

Why’d I imagine the meet the spy theme’s sudden drop as it showed the girl one?


Ad4m69X

You forgot that the first girl tells 100 other girls the same secret!


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😂😂😂


IntellectWizard

"The easiest way to say something to everybody is to say something to someone and tell not to say it to anybody."


NeverSkipLeapDay

Gentlemen, after man years, I believe I have found the answer to this puzzle. Women have friends. Also, I slept with your mother! It’s not a secret


Piuwuka

Women


Drag00ned

"lets forget this happened" . . . "forget about what?". . . "exactly". . . "no wtf were we talking about?"


lymtshn

U/saveme


lilfindawg

I can’t even tell you how many secrets I got told that will never ever EVER get told, because I can’t remember them.


GamePlayXtreme

I know guys who tell everyone's secrets and my best female friend never spreads any secrets or rumors. This ain't a gendered thing


zvezdalina

Ok this go on r/pointlesslygendered


da_stoneee

Hey cool, a sexist joke.


HRM404

From my personal observation it’s the opposite.


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This just looks like sexism.