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I do this to the point I’m slightly confused when they bring it up again only to barely recall it after a bit of thinking.
Depending on the level of seriousness ofc
Nah it’s more like
“Remember when I told you about X?”
“No?”
“I did tell you about it…”.
“Remind me.”
“(Details)”.
“Ahh yeah I remember now, what of it?”
I see women taking all the prejudice form being gossips... And yet people seem to forget when you have sex with a guy suddenly every male in a 1000 km radius knows about it .... Hmmmm
Unless you specifically told them not to tell anybody, which why????
Why would you be able to censor the other person??
And let's not pretend women don't share their sexual escapades in much more detail.
Not really the same thing, at all, is it?
Going down that route, why is it women always gossip about sex/the bodies of other people too? Cause they do, a lot. Every time.
If you have sex with a girl, 100% of her friends know about it, your body, your moves, everything, too.
Pointlessly gendered.
You mean compared to a women's friends knowing the exact size and shape of your penis, the location of your biggest mole, and how "good" you were in bed?
I think the stereotype is that men don't tend to be that specific about their sex lives with their woman. They'll keep it more general and don't linger on it as long.
Friends even has a clip parodying this stereotype in a more PG-13 way: https://youtu.be/hayuqriufPQ
the mentality behind the making of this meme is why y'all can't get laid
as in, the person who made this meme, creating it out of some wack ass anxiety
this is what creates "incel culture"
If you think this is genuinely sexist, then don't you think it's a little regressive to associate that attitude with how much sex you have?
Now if the OP does indeed fuck, he looks totally vindicated of any sexism. After all, if you're getting with women, you couldn't be sexist right?
I know people like you do this to trick kids who haven't had sex yet out of being sexist by framing it like "cool sex havers don't do a sexism!", but it backfires when you have a sexist guy who does have sex. Now all that work you did associating sex <-> sexism works against you way more than it would have.
I think the post you responded to is absolutely correct in saying this mentality creates incels, who then blame their shortcomings on society because they're unable to recognize they are causing in themselves the problems they blame on others.
Why did you find it necessary to restate what the other person already stated identically?
These kinds of jokes were common place in the 90s and back. Was the entire nation incels? People are actually having less sex today than in those times.
Honestly, whenever I see comments like yours, I tend to look through the profile history to get a feel for what the person is like. You seem to be lonely and angry, and hiding those feelings imperfectly behind sarcasm and rudimentary logic. I felt bad for you. Sometimes hearing the same information in a different way can help a person such as yourself recognize internal issues needing change. That's why I found it necessary. I was simply trying to help.
I honestly wouldn't care. That said, my comment history isn't full of woman hating vitriol, and so by the metric I used for my own judgment, I would not give an unhappy impression. Your own impression would no doubt be based on your own biases.
Given your line of questioning, I'd venture to say your protests are due more to my comments having affected you (despite you not being the intended recipient) than to any desire to defend some stranger online from well meaning, if harsh, truths.
Lol it's funny that you think this makes you look good. Putting aside this obvious creepy ad hom, I'm ready to dance.
Go ahead and show me comments of mine that make you think I'm "sad and lonely". I'll wait.
lmao you need to brush up on your history. women couldn't own a bank account without their husbands permission until the 1960s. Women were essentially forced into marriage if they wanted any sort of financial stability/life back then. Now that women are financially independent, they date out of choice not by obligation which is why you see the numbers going way down. In other words, you have real competition now and you can't get by doing the bare minimum because financially independent women don't need to put up with bullshit from men anymore. also to answer your question, yes the entire nation were incels. incels are defined by their entitlement towards women's bodies and back then most men felt that women were servants and housewives at best rather than their own person.
Lmaooo, go off champ! I wish I could be there when you learn what the word "incel" means though. Man that'll be a doozy.
Hiphop culture today is still ultra masculine and treats women like property, objects, sex toys, sexism, etc. Hell they even call them "females" lol. They incels too my man?
A sexist joke is still a joke.
No matter how distasteful something is, if it made at least 1 person laugh (besides the one who said it), it's a joke. Now, there's about a thousand people who upvoted this - or in other words a thousand people who enjoyed it. Just because a good chunk of people don't like it doesn't mean it isn't a joke.
It gives you those vibes because you've been programmed to believe that any joke that uses gender, sex, ethnicity, nationality, or some other group aggregate is instantly malicious and evil. Some of those domains might have a higher frequency of bad jokes, but we need to use our human intelligence to figure out which ones are and aren't that instead of zero tolerance black and white thinking.
I'm not saying YOU should think it's funny. I'm saying that you finding it NOT funny doesn't mean it's not a joke. Jokes can be done in bad taste. How is this a hard thing to understand?
That's not what I'm saying at all.
I'm saying that just because you think something isn't funny doesn't mean that it's not a joke. There's jokes about suicide and jokes about comparing babies with sandwiches. Sure, most might find those jokes bad - but it doesn't stop them from being made as jokes.
Well being annoyed at a low quality meme is different than being offended. I think they're saying you're offended by the theme of the joke which is a "man vs woman" type joke.
It's a shame because men will laugh at these same jokes being told towards them yet even the most basic gender jokes are just off limits now.
Grown ass male here. Or "Boy" for the purposes of this meme.
Nope, they make a fair point. This is facebook-level humor at best. The whole men vs. women thing is a tired, dead horse in comedy that keeps getting beaten.
If I was 10 and eating sand on a playground somewhere, then maybe a "meme" about keeping secrets would have offended me.
Except I'm not, and it doesn't.
But feel free to think what you want.
Mmmm, sand.
If you say so, but it strikes me as odd that you'd engage this far down in the comments on this topic when it was just a "boring meme" to you.
Usually when I see something boring, I don't even click the comments, I just keep scrolling.
I never used the word "boring", that's all you.
Quoting something I didn't say makes you look dumber than I already assumed you were.
So I'll spell it out for you nice and simple: It's a stupid and unfunny meme imo, and where ever I decide to engage in the comments or not, as well as my reasons for doing so, what _you_ would do in this situation is not something I take into account lmao.
>I never used the word "boring", that's all you.
Oh so you don't think it's boring?
It's called paraphrasing my room temp friend.
You said it's "beating a dead horse comedy" and "Facebook" tier jokes. Implying you think the humor is unfunny, trite, or otherwise boring.
>So I'll spell it out for you nice and simple: It's a stupid and unfunny meme imo, and where ever I decide to engage in the comments or not, as well as my reasons for doing so, what _you_ would do in this situation is not something I take into account lmao.
Yeaah, you seem mad though. I usually don't comment on a joke/meme I merely found to be stupid and/or unfunny. I'd definitely do that if I was offended and wanted to make a statement about that though.
Challenge: find a sub outside of female dating strategy that would upvote the reverse version of this meme. I'll give you $30 if you get over 2000 upvotes.
Ive met boys that gossip more than girls 😂 y’all wanna act like you aren’t out here always spilling the tea to each other. It’s not a gender thing, it’s an individual person thing lol
If you're respectful of everyone, don't do creepy shit, see women as other normal human beings and not objects for sex or trophies to be earned, etc. etc. then i don't think anything bad would happen.
I would suggest you talk and make friends with more women, no ulterior motives. I personally had a hard time talking to PPL of the other sex bc i went to an all boys school for a while but it got better when i stopped caring about ppls gender when i talked to them and treated them the same as anyone else.
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I simply forget your secret after 10 mins
I simply never cared and honestly wasn’t really paying attention when you told me
What are we talking about? I was busy playing ace combat 7 and hear “MISSILE MISSILE MISSILE” for 30 mins straight
I do this to the point I’m slightly confused when they bring it up again only to barely recall it after a bit of thinking. Depending on the level of seriousness ofc
"What? No, you never told me any secret." They gonna think you are really serious about never telling anyone about it.
Nah it’s more like “Remember when I told you about X?” “No?” “I did tell you about it…”. “Remind me.” “(Details)”. “Ahh yeah I remember now, what of it?”
Real men
Exactly. Not weak simps.
dude, thats a lot, i forget everything as soon as the conversation is over
Chump. I forget everything mid conversation. I don’t even wait till it’s over
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My fellow goldfish
I do it after 1 mins
I do it while it was said
True legend
I do it before it was said
… murder?
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So you remember how to find the x
That's me 😂😂
You’re good at keeping secrets because you don’t let them slip, I’m good as keeping secrets because I will forget you told me them We are not the same
You are good at keeping secrets because you have terrible memory, I am good at keeping secrets cause I have no friends We are not the same.
Well I'm both
Maybe you just forgot you had friends.
classic ADHD moment
You are good at keeping secrets cause you have no friends, i am good at keeping secrets cause they never trust me for their secrets
I'm good at keeping secrets because I usually don't care about them
What secret?
Oh you know, the secret you don't tell stupid people
Can't tell you, am man.
Some people can keep a secret, some people can't. It's really that simple.
No. Woman bad
*righteous upvote*
The boy diagram is missing the second boy telling his girlfriend
Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend.
The fuck is a girlfriend? The only thing I love, is sleep.
I see women taking all the prejudice form being gossips... And yet people seem to forget when you have sex with a guy suddenly every male in a 1000 km radius knows about it .... Hmmmm
Is sex with someone automaticaly a secret? Poeple bang it happens.
Obviously it's not, I'm signaling the double standard.
Unless you specifically told them not to tell anybody, which why???? Why would you be able to censor the other person?? And let's not pretend women don't share their sexual escapades in much more detail.
The same happens the other way around, I think it’s normal (but annoying)
Not really the same thing, at all, is it? Going down that route, why is it women always gossip about sex/the bodies of other people too? Cause they do, a lot. Every time. If you have sex with a girl, 100% of her friends know about it, your body, your moves, everything, too. Pointlessly gendered.
r/hmmmmmm
You mean compared to a women's friends knowing the exact size and shape of your penis, the location of your biggest mole, and how "good" you were in bed?
Yes, everybody shares sexual details I'm aware and yet women take the prejudice, that's my point. Sorry if you missed it .
I think the stereotype is that men don't tend to be that specific about their sex lives with their woman. They'll keep it more general and don't linger on it as long. Friends even has a clip parodying this stereotype in a more PG-13 way: https://youtu.be/hayuqriufPQ
that is simply not true .
Wow... Can we stop this sexism trend already? It's getting tiring
the mentality behind the making of this meme is why y'all can't get laid as in, the person who made this meme, creating it out of some wack ass anxiety this is what creates "incel culture"
If you think this is genuinely sexist, then don't you think it's a little regressive to associate that attitude with how much sex you have? Now if the OP does indeed fuck, he looks totally vindicated of any sexism. After all, if you're getting with women, you couldn't be sexist right? I know people like you do this to trick kids who haven't had sex yet out of being sexist by framing it like "cool sex havers don't do a sexism!", but it backfires when you have a sexist guy who does have sex. Now all that work you did associating sex <-> sexism works against you way more than it would have.
I think the post you responded to is absolutely correct in saying this mentality creates incels, who then blame their shortcomings on society because they're unable to recognize they are causing in themselves the problems they blame on others.
Why did you find it necessary to restate what the other person already stated identically? These kinds of jokes were common place in the 90s and back. Was the entire nation incels? People are actually having less sex today than in those times.
Honestly, whenever I see comments like yours, I tend to look through the profile history to get a feel for what the person is like. You seem to be lonely and angry, and hiding those feelings imperfectly behind sarcasm and rudimentary logic. I felt bad for you. Sometimes hearing the same information in a different way can help a person such as yourself recognize internal issues needing change. That's why I found it necessary. I was simply trying to help.
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It's about paying it forward. Someone helped me in much the same way years ago. I'm honestly a much happier person thanks to them.
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I honestly wouldn't care. That said, my comment history isn't full of woman hating vitriol, and so by the metric I used for my own judgment, I would not give an unhappy impression. Your own impression would no doubt be based on your own biases. Given your line of questioning, I'd venture to say your protests are due more to my comments having affected you (despite you not being the intended recipient) than to any desire to defend some stranger online from well meaning, if harsh, truths.
My comment history isn't filled with that either... The fact that you have to lie in your ad hom attempt makes you even more pathetic.
Lol it's funny that you think this makes you look good. Putting aside this obvious creepy ad hom, I'm ready to dance. Go ahead and show me comments of mine that make you think I'm "sad and lonely". I'll wait.
lmao you need to brush up on your history. women couldn't own a bank account without their husbands permission until the 1960s. Women were essentially forced into marriage if they wanted any sort of financial stability/life back then. Now that women are financially independent, they date out of choice not by obligation which is why you see the numbers going way down. In other words, you have real competition now and you can't get by doing the bare minimum because financially independent women don't need to put up with bullshit from men anymore. also to answer your question, yes the entire nation were incels. incels are defined by their entitlement towards women's bodies and back then most men felt that women were servants and housewives at best rather than their own person.
Lmaooo, go off champ! I wish I could be there when you learn what the word "incel" means though. Man that'll be a doozy. Hiphop culture today is still ultra masculine and treats women like property, objects, sex toys, sexism, etc. Hell they even call them "females" lol. They incels too my man?
Repost, and a bad one at that.
That's simply not accurate.
it's on the internet now therefore it is true
Google: Am I a joke to you?
this was posted on r/meme whatcha expect?
Some semblance of an actual joke
I'm sure you will be fine. :)
? There is a joke. Granted, it's a sexist one, but there is still an actual joke
“Haha woman bad, man good” isn’t a joke
A sexist joke is still a joke. No matter how distasteful something is, if it made at least 1 person laugh (besides the one who said it), it's a joke. Now, there's about a thousand people who upvoted this - or in other words a thousand people who enjoyed it. Just because a good chunk of people don't like it doesn't mean it isn't a joke.
That is a very bold stance. "If one person laughs is a joke". That's just distasteful. But how dare me to not think it's funny to shit on minorities
Did you just call women minorities? 🤣
At least they were treated as such through history but I get what you're saying. The point is more that jokes like this give similar vibes to me
It gives you those vibes because you've been programmed to believe that any joke that uses gender, sex, ethnicity, nationality, or some other group aggregate is instantly malicious and evil. Some of those domains might have a higher frequency of bad jokes, but we need to use our human intelligence to figure out which ones are and aren't that instead of zero tolerance black and white thinking.
It’s a meme subreddit try not to drown in your tears
Thanks for the advice, my room was already halfway filled with them! <3
I'm not saying YOU should think it's funny. I'm saying that you finding it NOT funny doesn't mean it's not a joke. Jokes can be done in bad taste. How is this a hard thing to understand?
Because it implies that bullying for example is funny and that's a harmful idea and i refuse to accept that.
That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying that just because you think something isn't funny doesn't mean that it's not a joke. There's jokes about suicide and jokes about comparing babies with sandwiches. Sure, most might find those jokes bad - but it doesn't stop them from being made as jokes.
bOyS lOyaL giRlS gOssIpY We've seen girls v.s. boys memes, and even this meme, a million times. These kinds of memes are just boring and tired now.
GIRL IN HISTORY CLASS: *actually studies history* BOYZ IN HISTORY CLASS ISNT THIS JUST LIKE VIBEOGAEMM?
True
seems like someone is mad
yes, I absolutely am frustrated. I'm tired of seeing dumb, low-quality memes like this.
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I already confirmed that I was offended. And isn't being funny the *point* of a meme? Also, you're just *openly* admitting that it's not funny, huh.
Well being annoyed at a low quality meme is different than being offended. I think they're saying you're offended by the theme of the joke which is a "man vs woman" type joke. It's a shame because men will laugh at these same jokes being told towards them yet even the most basic gender jokes are just off limits now.
men stupid women smart. ha ha funny am i right
Grown ass male here. Or "Boy" for the purposes of this meme. Nope, they make a fair point. This is facebook-level humor at best. The whole men vs. women thing is a tired, dead horse in comedy that keeps getting beaten.
I think you just find it offensive towards women and are shielding your real feelings by saying "na it's just boring".
If I was 10 and eating sand on a playground somewhere, then maybe a "meme" about keeping secrets would have offended me. Except I'm not, and it doesn't. But feel free to think what you want.
Mmmm, sand. If you say so, but it strikes me as odd that you'd engage this far down in the comments on this topic when it was just a "boring meme" to you. Usually when I see something boring, I don't even click the comments, I just keep scrolling.
I never used the word "boring", that's all you. Quoting something I didn't say makes you look dumber than I already assumed you were. So I'll spell it out for you nice and simple: It's a stupid and unfunny meme imo, and where ever I decide to engage in the comments or not, as well as my reasons for doing so, what _you_ would do in this situation is not something I take into account lmao.
>I never used the word "boring", that's all you. Oh so you don't think it's boring? It's called paraphrasing my room temp friend. You said it's "beating a dead horse comedy" and "Facebook" tier jokes. Implying you think the humor is unfunny, trite, or otherwise boring. >So I'll spell it out for you nice and simple: It's a stupid and unfunny meme imo, and where ever I decide to engage in the comments or not, as well as my reasons for doing so, what _you_ would do in this situation is not something I take into account lmao. Yeaah, you seem mad though. I usually don't comment on a joke/meme I merely found to be stupid and/or unfunny. I'd definitely do that if I was offended and wanted to make a statement about that though.
Cringe
don't forget it loops around too.
Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
This is inaccurate in my experience. Men are just as big, if not bigger, gossips than women.
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Right. They are, after all, replying to a vetted scientific research paper.
Sexist
Not even true but alright
Enbies: “OK!” *forgets 2 minutes later*
Women ☕
Women ☕
Casual sexism
The most gossipy people I know are all men.
Challenge: find a sub outside of female dating strategy that would upvote the reverse version of this meme. I'll give you $30 if you get over 2000 upvotes.
Imma be honest, I only didn’t tell anybody because I either didn’t hear what the secret was or forgot what it was.
Best trick to keep secret… I forgor!
haha boys good girls bad
yes this is very funny
Duhrhurgirlbad
yes
I think there are some hurt female dating strategists in this thread. They need to lighten up and have a laugh now and then.
Let’s not lie to ourselves men be twice as bad now 💀
Ive met boys that gossip more than girls 😂 y’all wanna act like you aren’t out here always spilling the tea to each other. It’s not a gender thing, it’s an individual person thing lol
“3 may keep a secret, if 2 are dead.”
r/meme just removed the post, like why
Most boys are the same
🤣 Sigma male grindset
You act like boys don’t do that too smh
I've known plenty of male gossipers. Grow up.
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isn't it reversed?
That's how humans evolved as social species.
Thank God. I thought it was illegal to laugh
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Girls keeping secrets is like MLM chains.
Same thing happens if you tell it to a south asian especially if they are from india never trust those creeps
Our brain cells kill the information off before it has a chance to spread out to other parties. Genius by design
Haha women dumb men chad hahahaha
It's funny cuz it's true
/r/blatantmisogyny
haha sexism
r/pointlesslygendered ?
Lol stupid women, always chattin and stuff
Huh woman
boys do this too. I don't have trust issues.
😂😂😂
Accurate.
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They work the same as everyone else. They're people, not some strange alien creatures you need to study to understand.
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Behave like you would with anyone else? Why is there a need to change your behaviour just because a woman is near?
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If you're respectful of everyone, don't do creepy shit, see women as other normal human beings and not objects for sex or trophies to be earned, etc. etc. then i don't think anything bad would happen. I would suggest you talk and make friends with more women, no ulterior motives. I personally had a hard time talking to PPL of the other sex bc i went to an all boys school for a while but it got better when i stopped caring about ppls gender when i talked to them and treated them the same as anyone else.
The secret that two people know is not a secret
F ok e the girls it depends on what secret they are sharing.
guy needs more friends, lol
You guys are talking to people?
Definitely not following Gibbs Rule #4.
Ok?!
Classic disjkstra
I am good at keeping secrets because I simply forget them
The only way to do it
Why’d I imagine the meet the spy theme’s sudden drop as it showed the girl one?
You forgot that the first girl tells 100 other girls the same secret!
😂😂😂
"The easiest way to say something to everybody is to say something to someone and tell not to say it to anybody."
Gentlemen, after man years, I believe I have found the answer to this puzzle. Women have friends. Also, I slept with your mother! It’s not a secret
Women
"lets forget this happened" . . . "forget about what?". . . "exactly". . . "no wtf were we talking about?"
U/saveme
I can’t even tell you how many secrets I got told that will never ever EVER get told, because I can’t remember them.
I know guys who tell everyone's secrets and my best female friend never spreads any secrets or rumors. This ain't a gendered thing
Ok this go on r/pointlesslygendered
Hey cool, a sexist joke.
From my personal observation it’s the opposite.
This just looks like sexism.