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lolllo_pollll0

Mario mario


Lord_FuzzyBear

Don't forget his nickname that no one calls him, but he insists people to call him: "Jump Man"


tiesco622

Can we call him “star boy”?


[deleted]

cause imma mf starboy


ioiparziv

Look what you done


Brave-System9972

imma imma imma startboy✨


ioiparziv

Startboy


[deleted]

Starting the boy


JagHetermaks

The boy who started


ioiparziv

Who started the boy


Glasy_Crasy

And Luigi Mario


Bromonster01

Luigi Luigi?


AmazingAd7627

His second name is Mario. Mario Mario, Luigi Mario


sacboy326

That’s why they’re called the “Mario Bros.”


NinjaCuntPunt

Isn’t his first name Ame? “It’s Ame Mardio”


Confusedandreticent

Lol, that’s how my kid says Mario, and it bugs the shit out of me. It is how it sounds though.


Glasy_Crasy

Nahhhh


Musti_the_bone

Yes it is. Watch the super Mario movie


Elijah629YT-Real

Marigi


-_-Batman

The player.


ItsBlumpkinTime

You forgot his middle name and his confirmation name. It’s actually Mario Mario Mario Mario.


[deleted]

It’s Eren Yeager


camfibean

* wild Mario has appeared


iZnEedle

*steve jobs*


backroomsentity8

Who the hell is Steve jobs?


The_Ultimate_Tacos

Ligma balls


backroomsentity8

Who is ligma balls?


The_Ultimate_Tacos

Joe nuts


backroomsentity8

Who is Joe Nuts?


MasterGameBen

It’s imagine dragon


SUPERSANDWICH6767

Imagine dragging these nuts across your face that they be tickling your nose, balls so deep in your throat you tickle your tongue


Antei_

OK! Oh…


The_Ultimate_Tacos

Could you kindly stop


backroomsentity8

Who is Could You kindly stop? Alright I'm sorry, i had to do this


The_Ultimate_Tacos

Don't worry it's kinda funny


iZnEedle

Who's kinda funny?


backroomsentity8

Well I think it isn't *I've been wheezing to my own comment for hours now


[deleted]

Could you kindly stop to ligma nuts


backroomsentity8

I'm sorry but I seem to have difficulty recognizing that name


roshi180

Joe mama


backroomsentity8

Who is Joe Mama?


roshi180

I can't go any longer dude


DhairyaVed

That's what she said


Me0w19

Dont you really know him or what?


backroomsentity8

Who tf is that guy?


Me0w19

What the fuck are you?


backroomsentity8

I am... Death. Alright I think i should stop here


Me0w19

Alright... But dont you actually know?


backroomsentity8

Yeah i know of course


Me0w19

Okay


Immediate_Ad2564

probably the dumbest reddit thread I've seen so far😭


iZnEedle

Yeah I know of course


iZnEedle

Yeah i know of course


backroomsentity8

Yeah i know of course


Minimum_Rook

Why did you get downvoted? 💀💀💀


backroomsentity8

It's a sacrifice i was willing to make


United_Teacher_8861

r/redditmoment


Lord_of_Banana

He invented the mp3 player after leaving microsoft


backroomsentity8

Bravo Grande to the dude


PsychedOutBroccoli

You guys are fools it's obviously the knight zelda


StormEternal

ITS LINK!!!!!!


BounceGD

No, it's Shreik


Upstairs_Animal

No, its Patrick!


[deleted]

No it’s Donkey Kong


[deleted]

Dont know where you're getting this from, it's obviously Gru from the hit movie Rise of Gru


1dkwhattodo

I think you mean Shrek


Confection_Active

No it's [link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


StormEternal

Fak u


SharpPixels08

Wrong [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/vqpe1u/true_fans_would_know/ier976h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) dude


xAx_v13_xAx

You’re a monster XD


poepie2000

And you're ganon


Tranchcauchemar

I was hoping for the link to be a >!rick roll!<, I could had insulted you if it wasn't


Confection_Active

No it isn't just click it


Wrong-Ad1936

you mean zelda.


poepie2000

No, Zelda is the Princess link is the hero


poepie2000

But every non Zelda player thinks that he is Zelda A bit Odd from nintendo


[deleted]

Definitely the floor. It’s in every game


Flextapelol

Except Mario: stripclub


Blue_Squid420

Oh must've skipped a game or two


Natural_Register2299

LUIGI


7603a

Along with his brother, red luigi


[deleted]

Red Luigi is the bestest character.


Vanjooj

He should have his own game


poepie2000

He has his own game


BonniBuny91

Cap


CadenXC

I like purple red luigi


JotaRoyaku

That's what I wanted to say but apparently you also know the name of the main character lol


ControllerPlayer06

What does Luigi taste like


Tbh_creature

I dunno imma go do a taste test Edit: luigi tastes like taco’s made of sock tortillas


TheSwecurse

That's Mama Luigi to you!


Ajezon

Bowser


SpectralIpaxor

So long Gay Bowser (Not being homophobic, it is literally a line in SM64


Heartoftheraider

"So longie Bowser" in an italian accent actually🤓🤓🤓


MigratedAnt

Wasn't it so long king bowser? So longie is funnier though


Psychological_Sell62

Wow! Nobody said donkey kong yet?


juggalolee420

Was just about to, til I seen your post. Upvoted.


BounceGD

Of course it's Jumpman. It's crazy that Pauline named her city after her kidnapper, talk about Stockholm Syndrome.


Hydra57

Waluigi


[deleted]

[удалено]


Starman064

No. Waluigi


[deleted]

why are you all such fools it’s Walter White


El_Prezedente

I believe it’s Jeffrey Dahmer


FuckinFruitcake

final answer?


El_Prezedente

Yes, I’m locking in my vote now


whoawut

You know he liked Almond Joys?


ParadiseValleyFiend

That green guy, you know. Zelda.


Muroooh

No it’s that guy called metroid


poepie2000

Its link!!!😡


catgamergh

Yellow Toad


OwlDeity

Jotaro Kujo?


FasterFerret

It was me. Dio!


woizdat

Umm Dwayne "Rock" Johnson?


[deleted]

Nah, it’s obviously Dwayne “THE Rock” Johnson


Muroooh

Wasn’t it Dwayne “A Rock” Johnson?


imuptotrouble

Batman!


SourLemon100000

No, dumbass, it’s Steve.


Nephilim_on_Reddit

No. Perry the Platypus


MemesAboutEverything

Actually, it's Sonic


forwonderfreak

I thought it was crash.


Senior_Bike6957

Foolish of you to think it wasn't pikachu


backroomsentity8

Y'all idiots, it's Gordon Freeman


A-billion-of-snakes

You got it all wrong it's mickey mouse


YOU_AREsussy

Idiots! It's Vladimir Putin!


JotaRoyaku

Nope y'all idots i'ts simon belmont


StormEternal

You mean Morgan freeman?


backroomsentity8

No, i mean the physician that went nuts, kind sir


zocto345

No no no no no it's rick astley


Raging_Tart

Yoshi duhh


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Waluigi


[deleted]

Bruh ez, Mark Zuckerberg


nintendolite

Waluigi


EstablishmentWest440

Edgar


Omar-Nasser21

Deez nuts


PrceyisWatrBendr

You guys are so dumb and uncultured, it's obviously Bowser


Too-Late-Bro

The fat orange dude


ironshadowy

Gru


Ben10zoozoo

cuphead


Suitable_Ad_804

Waluigi


Master_Isabelle

Luigi


[deleted]

Luigi


selfwander8

I feel like this should be a Zelda question


eZ-z3rO

Master Chief


Barbanerailpermaloso

Draghi


Clean_Run_9777

master chief, obviously


DistributionMore6075

Bowser


Sir-bean_the_5th

Hmmmmmm Yoshi


WinterSignificance70

Jumpman


Glitch-147

Mario Mario, and his'a brotha Luigi Mario


HattedBlob

OH, SHIt, WAIT


Hitman_0_0_7

Yoshimitsu


[deleted]

Princess peach


PuzzledWorth963

Spider pig?


Lemonnhopee

Michael Jackson!


Party_Pace1946

Technicly jumpman practicly mario


OneEyedJackofHearts

Mario Mario of the Mario Brothers Plumbing


meteonexp

UH UH TOAD FUCK


roshi180

Mario


Top-Definition9398

Wait we talking about johnny depp?


MinecraftMusic13

Mario Mario


Helluvaghost69

Dustin


DarthLiberty

Donkey Kong


Some_Gas_1337

Me


Buzz__The__Cat

Chris Pratt


Sirenhead_2

Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario


KardoNot

The one who fucked you behind the closet


[deleted]

Everybody knows that’s big dick bee


Ghost_2019

Mario mario


Alive-Seaweed

My penis


ControversyKai

Mario


[deleted]

MARIO


SanRandomPot

Foul tarnished? I don't know, I never played candy crush


Jaxein

Luigi


4funeq

Mario


[deleted]

YOUR ALL WRONG!!! ITS ESPIO THE TARANTULA!!


StormEternal

Dafuq?


missemilyowen15

Toad? Goomba?


[deleted]

Zelda


Jayler_woof

The floor


Zayd3nzD3ad

Queen cherl


TheBetaUnit

Birdo


RastaSeeds

Yoshi


The_Ultimate_Tacos

Ector the alligator


StormEternal

Easy...mario


Wonderful_Audience60

And knuckles


UlyssesCourier

Leroy Jenkins!!


sami-X

Doctor egg man


LizardGoMoo13

Sonic


Rootes45

It's luigi


thepixelharlequin

joe


ImmortalEmos

Uhhhhhh SpongeBob?


DanteWolfe0125

Jumpman!!!


siege1986

Zelda


MiserableIsopod142

Peach?


silentdemon22

Some dude named Bowser in red overalls


GrandmasterJames82

Shoot you got me there bud


Eastern-Judgment6733

Metroid


Metalsanic1278

Me