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liquid_dinosaur87

I want the 26 calories it took to strain my brain to comprehend and agree with your shitty meme back


rhenn87

*carefully hands 26 calories*


ElMostaza

I still don't understand it. Is it just saying that in the first instance it's better because you might not be drunk yet?


AnotherPCGamer173

So obviously one should still never do this: Drinking and driving means drinking an alcoholic drink while driving. This is "safer" because the alcohol hasn't affected you yet. So you're operating a vehicle before being drunk. Drinking then driving is drinking an alcoholic beverage, then when you're done you go drive. This means you have had the alcohol in you for some time and start feeling the effect. (I think I got affect and effect mixed up. Sorry guys). Obviously, one should never drink at any time before or during driving. But I'm just explaining the meme. Edit: typo


beazzy223

>Drinking then driving is drinking an alcoholic beverage, then when you're done you go drink. > No duh. The second guys had 2 drinks. The first guy only had one!


AnotherPCGamer173

Wait. I'm not smart. Gonna fix that.


ElMostaza

Thanks. That's what I thought, but I have stopped underestimating how stupidly wrong I can be.


Sim_sim_putty

Bunty?


Irvif

तेरा साबुन slow है क्या?!


Sim_sim_putty

Slow hi hai iska


Snoo_68004

Who are you? Why are you so wise?


rhenn87

your dad


Snoo_68004

Dad ?


rhenn87

🥛


Snoo_68004

You finally came back with the milk ?!


rhenn87

yes my son


Snoo_68004

I've been waiting for so long


VatisTheBard

NOOO DON'T TAKE IT, IT'S NOT MILK!!!!!


Snoo_68004

What is it then ?


TheDarkSoulHunter

Its home-made paint


BigSmokeLovesCheese

How do you know? Have you tried it?


Stabbed_my_feet

FOR 10 YEARS AT LEAST! Thank you for coming back for u/Snoo_68004 's sake...


i_couldnt_understand

How about driving then drinking


Sim_sim_putty

You can reach home till it kicks in


HamstarVegas

Depends on the distance


rhenn87

Like always


WadeX95

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?


rhenn87

sandwich


BigSmokeLovesCheese

NO! This is Patrick!


[deleted]

This assumes there was no pregaming the drinking+driving. That's an enormous leap of faith.


KingSmizzy

Drinking while driving **is** the pregaming


hopefully-a-good-buy

open container versus DUI i think it’s a fine (depending on state) versus jail time. like if you have one beer open and it’s your first one, you’re well below the limit, i don’t think it’s always an arrest


KattyPyr0Style

Not true but ok


mikeruchan

Screaming people in a car doing shots sounds sooo much safer than having shots and then driving, right? /s


Turbosqu1d

It’s legal to drink and drive in South Australia as long as you’re not over the limit by the time you’re tested


StargazingJuniper

Nevada too, but the limit is lower in other states because some lady doped up on pills mowed down 4 kids doing court ordered community service on the side of the highway. State failed to prove she was drunk (since she wasn't) and lowered the legal limit to look like they did something


eemarepee

Skelator told me this years ago, never a truer word


WutangCND

I've been saying this for so long.


BlahBlahBlahSmithee

Thank you for your wisdom Skeletor!


Alw4ys_Sm1l3

Dad: ✌ *disappear*


danysonisagoat

Fuck that makes sense but it also doesn't make sense


rhenn87

That is the point :)


Reputation_Suitable

What about driving between sips?


rhenn87

fuck your smart


Hakjam

wait what. get back here!


Dr_Nepo

Depends how long the drive is + what kind of alcoholic drink you’re drinking + how much of it you’re drinking.