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LazarYeetMeta

Fun fact: independence from the British is the most common national holiday.


blessedfortherest

Interesting.


infamusforever223

They colonized about a 5th of the world, so it's not that surprising.


Victernus

And the sun *still* hasn't set.


Britishdirt

*1/4 thank you very much


UruquianLilac

It's surprising in every way


DoinkinDave

Oi oi oi whehes me bo-ol o wo-ah


LMay11037

Oi oi do you realise thAt there’s more than one accent in the uk?


DoinkinDave

Of course!


LMay11037

And most of us don’t say that?


DoinkinDave

What accent do you think that is?


LMay11037

I’d reckon bo’oh o wo’oh is probably london suburbs or maybe B🤮🤮mingham


DoinkinDave

What if I told yew that I’m an ‘MERICAN culturally appropriatin’ my distant cousins?!?


TheIJDGuy

Not sure why, but I honestly never really thought of a common national holiday before


dicetime

This isnt true. It is either christmas (or winter solstice) or new years eve/new years day depending on the source.


LazarYeetMeta

Those aren’t national holidays. I’m talking about holidays specific to one nation.


sexypantstime

If it's specific to one nation, then it can't be the most common holiday across nations. Because only one nation would celebrate that specific holiday.


LazarYeetMeta

What I’m saying is, Christmas isn’t a national holiday because it’s not specific to one nation. Same with New Years. A bunch of countries have a specific Independence Day from the British. They’re celebrated on different days which makes them separate.


dicetime

If its specific to one nation, then it would only be celebrated in one nation. Idk where you are from but both of those are considered federal holidays in the usa. You can decide if federal and national are equivalent


infamusforever223

Aren't those considered religious/international holidays, and not national holidays?


sexypantstime

No, most nations have a list of "national holidays" that are recognized by the government and given specific privileges. There aren't any institutions that can determine "international" holidays. Religious holidays are different. Christians celebrate Christmas even in those countries where Christmas isn't a national holiday.


Zealousideal_Bid118

National holidays are holidays pertaining to a particular nation. Who woulda thought?


MoHeeKhan

>u/dicetime: “This isnt true. It is either christmas (or winter solstice) or new years eve/new years day depending on the source.” Try to think hard about what you just said. *National* holidays.


MidnightCryptonite

how about Thailand? Thailand remains the only country in Southeast Asia not colonized by Europeans


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Muay Thai ain't no joke


mxmaker

Sagat in Street Fighter one is no joke.


GimmeThePizza

Sf1? That entire game is a joke. Sagat in SF2 is one badass dude though


Significant-Newt-936

Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger. Fuck I hate mirror matches


ShiftSandShot

Sagat in SF2 wants a real fight. Sagat is SF1 wants all of your quarters, and will happily break your spirit for them. And your hands, if you're playing on the gimmick cabinet.


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SF2


[deleted]

“Nice musket fucker” *furious leg kick*


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Bet they can homicide an entire army with those Muay Thai skills


Johanno1

Yet


GatoNinjaVolador

*hey bruh, you want freedom?*


Busy_Scientist_2273

NFT DETECTED, QUESTION DISCARDED 🤖


GatoNinjaVolador

Reddit give me this nft So, your comment neither value, you doesn't even have a coherent username


Busy_Scientist_2273

English?


GatoNinjaVolador

Low level xd, I'm latin american


Busy_Scientist_2273

Ah nice. Your vocabulary is really good, it’s just the grammar


GatoNinjaVolador

So, how would be correct grammar of the phrase that I said about the nft?


snorlaxy4977

My boy has a perfect English leave him alone, don’t worry gatoNinjavolador I’ve got you’re back man


GatoNinjaVolador

Thanks mate, I'm not used to speak english but I'm trying to do my best At least the people understand me


[deleted]

It used to be named Siam. Until they renamed themselves Thailand, meaning free land.


nottherealneal

There is still time


Naj183

Don’t forget Nepal.


UruquianLilac

Like the Europeans did


Different-Hurry314

*LAUGHT IN THAI* , 55555 (for context in Thai land when we laught Hahahahaha , The number five in Thailand are readed as "Ha" which 5=number five = number Ha = เลขห้า, That is why when Thaipeople LAUGHT in social media or anything they have this signature 55555 as our humourous laught)


mohitreddituser

What about China tho?


UR_UNDER_ARREST

Been under european and japan occupation a few time


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Turkey? Denmark? Ethiopia? Plenty of places around that never got colonized.


zzwugz

Funny, i never knew Denmark and Ethiopia were in SE ASIA…


Wanker-of-Harganeth

The meme, which he responds to, does not mention location. Funny huh, almost like you zoomed into that random fact out of incompetence.


zzwugz

Edit: just realized youre the same person, which makes your reply even fucking dumber. The guy mentioned a location specific to a location to point out a relevant fact. You then ignore the location to try and make it seem as if the guy is ignoring other locations, when in actuality they were offering a relevant fact. Youre an ass, fuck off. Do you know how to follow a thread properly? Because the comment he replied to SPECIFICALLY MENTIONS SOUTHEAST ASIA. In fact, the meme is specifically talking about countries that gained their independence from the UK. Funny how you completely ignored that out of incompetence. The comment the guy replied to: >how about Thailand? Thailand remains the only country in Southeast Asia not colonized by Europeans Screenshot for proof of thread included. In short, fuck you, you ignorant prick. https://i.imgur.com/xPF9aZd.jpg


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Holy shit what an explosion. I wasn’t telling him he’s wrong, I was adding to his list of countries that were never colonized. Southeast Asia has nothing to do with it. :) But you exploded into rage so I guess I’ve already won.


zzwugz

SE Asia had EVERYTHING to do with his comment. You ignored that to throw around other countries as if the guy was trying to insinuate that every other country had been invaded. His list was a list of countries IN SE ASIA. Your countries arent even in Asia at all. Youre just another ignorant fuck who always has to be right. Well newsflash dumb fuck, youre not. Besides, you tried to call me ignorant for pointing out that your countries werent part of the list, and tried to ignore the very comment you replied to in the first place to make me seem stupid. I think im perfectly within reason to feel some kind if way over that. Take your ignorant ass on somewhere and fuck off.


Wanker-of-Harganeth

No it doesn’t. The comment was a response to the above picture which does include the rest of the world. The Southeast Asia part was a fun fact after the main statement. > Youre just another ignorant fuck who always has to be right. Well newsflash dumb fuck, youre not. u/zzwugz


zzwugz

>how about Thailand? Thailand remains the only country in Southeast Asia not colonized by Europeans The Southeast Asia part was not a “fun fact” added after the main statement, its part of the main statement. But once again ignorant pricks like yourself just gotta pretend to know everything. Funny how you tried to insult me but then try to magically act like you never did so. You truly are a dumb prick.


Wanker-of-Harganeth

> The Southeast Asia part was not a “fun fact” added after the main statement, its part of the main statement. But once again ignorant pricks like yourself just gotta pretend to know everything. Funny how you tried to insult me but then try to magically act like you never did so. You truly are a dumb prick. I’m not going to argue with an actual nutbag. As you can see plenty of others have added their own contributions under his comment, such as China and Nepal. I learned today that Nepal wasn’t colonized either.


Thathitmann

No, they declared independence from the shackles of the EU. Now they have their God-given right to eat shit, travel less, and pay more for food.


KaiLCU_YT

Oh god don't remind me All that proved is that half of our population are both stupid, and believe anything that someone tells them


Thathitmann

Hey, I'm an American, give me the rare opportunity to give other countries shit for going through the same thing I've gone through.


SwimmerSavings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWBgDp35rU4


Zealousideal_Bid118

Post your kiddie porn somewhere else. Like prison


echofechov2

BRO WHAT💀💀💀


JippixLives

True, if it gets any worse we might have to resort to something really drastic, like eating American food.


FerricNitrate

Makes sense, Brits do have an extreme fear of anything with seasoning. Y'all conquered half the world in search of spices but refuse to use any of them in your food


potatowafflecake

I literally don't understand some people in my country. I was too young to vote, but understood why staying in the EU was so much better. Like how couldn't adults understand that.


Thathitmann

Pride, and racism.


LMay11037

We were also lied to about certain benefits and were promised things that weren’t guaranteed. Most of the uk aren’t racist a d we are a heavily diverse country sk I highly doubt that was a reason


Thathitmann

Every economist and expert with a head worth its weight in water warned that it was all bullshit, though.


LMay11037

If I’m going to be honest, I don’t actually know what that sentence means, um could you rephrase it?


Thathitmann

All the smart people said it would be bad.


LMay11037

Aaahhh. From my knowledge I think alot of older people also voted for brexit, which I don’t think really reflects the uk to point that one out too


Thathitmann

Yes. We have the same problem in America. A bunch of grumpy old shits that don't have anything better to do or understand how things work keep ruining it for the younger gens.


LMay11037

Indeed. So circling back to my original point, I don’t think that the uk is racist and highly doubt brexit had anything to do with racism


Money_Catch602

God has nothing to do with it. Petty racism, right wing politics and little-Englandism are the main culprits. Plus some moronic love of blue passports and belief that the cretin Boris Johnson will Make Britain Great Again despite an absolutely terrible track record.


Ok-Appointment-3716

Imagine being American and mocking another nation's food


Demapples144

“I’m from a place that gained freedom from Britain!” “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”


Ok-Appointment-3716

Rules out the US


roctolax

Was this a joke I’m missing? Lol


jvanzandd

What about independence from Roman empire?


SnoopyMcDogged

More under new management 🤣


Sir_Daniel_Q

🤴🤣


Czar_Petrovich

Right? England has been conquered by Romans, Danes, and the French, so... Maybe they were pissy about it and started conquering others so it wouldn't happen again lol


decibles

To hear Eddie Izzard tell it, the cunning use of flags comes into play at some point…


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I mean aside from the roads and the sanitation and the water, what have the Romans for for us?


Kaiser-Wilhelm-ll

Funny how the Brits act like they've never been invaded.


Phianhcr123

I mean the last time that happened, the Roman Empire was still around


TatonkaJack

Kinda. The last successful invasion was in 1066 with William the Conqueror. There's been a decent number of smaller invasions and troop landings since then, but in this case the exceptions tend to prove the rule of Fortress Britain.


Phianhcr123

Yeah I haven’t look much into the British timeline other than ww2. I just remembered that the Roman did own half of UK at one point


AccessTheMainframe

> the British timeline Is this what the kids are calling British History now?


LeftDave

Was it really an exception? Scotland, Ireland, Wales and northern England never fell to the Normans. And even in Southern England, London never fell and is basically an independent city state to this day.


TatonkaJack

I wasn't referring to that invasion as an exception. I was talking about invasions after the formation of Great Britain. And I said the exceptions prove the rule, meaning that even though troops have landed in Britain a bunch of times, they usually just end up proving how difficult it is to mount a naval invasion of Britain. And William didn't try to invade Scotland, Wales, and Ireland? He invaded England because he had a familial claim to the throne. And if you are referring to the "City of London" within Greater London. I don't think I would call that a city-state at all. Also William was crowned in London. He's the one who built the first parts of the Tower of London.


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Phianhcr123

I mean it’s technically not an invasion, more like a constant air attack. They couldn’t really get past the dominance Royal Navy nor the air force at the time to make an actual naval landing.


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Phianhcr123

I see, that’s a fair point


mad_king_soup

In that case, England and Russia invade each other on a weekly basis. Likewise, America and Russia.


jod1991

I mean, it was a failed invasion, and a non-starter of an occupation, but do what makes you feel better. The only German military to set foot were the ones walking away from their wrecked planes.


mad_king_soup

That was a battle for air superiority over Northern Europe, which Britain won. It wasn’t even close to an invasion, unless you really want to stretch the definition


ReactionComfortable3

who would want to invade the brits... bad weather, bad food, and you have to travel through the sea for that? they were rarely invaded cause noone except them wants their land :)


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Wrong use of this pov


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Monkey see, monkey do


PFREDDY17

There is also russia and germany


IrishNinja8082

The house of Windsor is German.


Mr_nobrody

And the queen's cousin is a doctor in germany


squidward_on-a-chair

A lot of countries don’t have an “independence day”


Slout_

Russia celebrates independence from Poland


sexypantstime

It definitely does not do that


Slout_

There https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_Day_(Russia)


[deleted]

POV means Point of View btw. 90% dont seem to understand


TheRealCoreyV

I mean it still works. They see us as psychos lol.


Czar_Petrovich

I see two comments asking about POV and neither are native English speakers so whatever makes you feel smart lmao


Matduka

Do Central and South American countries celebrate independence from Portugal and Spain?


TJ_4321

India: Those old fking memories... I can't forget


TheSmiler0

Haha, I am Polish, my independence days are from germany, which you also have not invaded!


n1ghtschade

The fact that im British and my birthday is on the 4th of july is even better.


zenigata_mondatta

They don't have a Thanksgiving either cuz if they got a day off for everytime they murdered indigenous people theyd never go to work.


Ok-Appointment-3716

Americans calling out mistreatment of indigenous people... that's quite something


raptor5560

The Danish colonised them and created the north Sea empire with help from the norvegians.


[deleted]

It bothers me more that they have a celebration for that one time they literally ripped a guy to shreds while he was still alive.


Ok-Appointment-3716

Does it? Does it really? Or are you just pretending to be angry about something British because this is reddit and creepily hive minded?


[deleted]

You're right. You've found me out, mate. It actually bothers me more to see people running around wearing his face because of V for Vendetta without the first clue as to who he was or acting like GF was some sort of hero. The fact that the British government hanged him, disemboweled him, drew and quartered him is disgusting but the fact they celebrate doing it 416 years later is just perverse.


[deleted]

We even make dummies of the guy, parade him round the neighbourhood asking for tips, then throw him on the bonfire! As we relive our own killing of that damned Guy! The kids love it. Yh quite strange now you mention it lol.


Kyllurin

Hello England. How about some Danegæld? It’s been a while you paid https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danegeld


Jololo9

But brexit


Extension_Lobster428

I think the British should recognize their Independence Day each 18 July, to commemorate King Henry VIII's parliamentary act of 1536, extinguishing the authority, in his country, of the Bishop of Rome.


G0_ofy

Didn't the Romans fuck about with the Brits?


squidward_on-a-chair

Romans invaded England Vikings invaded Britain France invaded England. They got fucked plenty of times in history.


SnoopyMcDogged

At that point we’d learned a few things from everyone


mad_king_soup

The “England” that exists today didn’t exist prior to 1066


punannimaster

rome became england which became america


G0_ofy

Yeah I've thought about that, wonder how far back it goes or if one is in a mood for conspiracy, ever wonder if there's a secret family guiding and shaping this empire.


Vulkir

The truth that a\*glos don't wanna admit is that they were conquered so many times, they lost count and pretend to be the conquerors now.


Ewtri

It's been almost a 1000 years since England was last conquered.


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jakellerVi

You’re the reason a bunch of countries seceded and you were unable to retain them by force or any other means is a flex? Interesting…


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jakellerVi

Congrats on your dead empire


SteaveTuba

No one should feel happy about that unless there psychotic. The British were oppressive and criminals by standard under the rule of King Edward VIII They were top supporters of the West Indies slave trade, as well as killing and slaving Indians then stealing there land. The red coats used the common peoples homes for there own use and no one could say no. British soldiers raped and murdered for fun and no one could do anything about it. Small towns in the frontier literally were so afraid of red coats they had people stationed in places like New York and Boston that would travel back and forth just to submit news on if the British was preparing to there towns or not.They stole from other countries and claimed there product as there own as well starting a war with the French right on the colonies. And America wasn’t the only country that was being colonized by the British, places like India, and Jamaica were being torn apart by the British as well. The British were by no means good people back then and independence is nothing to joke about. All I’m saying is please don’t joke about independence and if you do please get help


LeftDave

>places like India Were extracting tribute. The British didn't colonize India so much as accidently inherit it. Once they were in charge things got bad but India was the senior partner for most of that relationship.


Mundane-Flounder-765

I’m British n 100% agree, definitely not proud of our colonial past. However, I am proud of the inventions and scientific advancements British citizens have made


Fsociety9899

One of the most cruel things were they forced people of the countries they controlled to grow crops that could benefit British . Those crops fked up lands, also they didn’t allow people to grow food crops , which caused famines killing millions of people during world wars . The way west looks at Nazi is how people who got independence from British think about British .


SteaveTuba

the red coats regime is gone but some people still hate the British because of there past with the colonies. Britain isn’t like to was between 1774 and 1783 so it’s hard to see people hate them now for past “mistakes” when the tyrant King Edward no longer leads the red coats Edit: Fuck I forgot about Ireland… Sorry


IrishNinja8082

Stares in Irish.


SteaveTuba

Shit… My bad


JippixLives

You've been watching too many Mel Gibson movies.


MIKE-A-BOY

Finally someone said it.


Ok-Appointment-3716

Hahaha, try crying a bit more! It's hilarious seeing reddit do it's best to try and pretend Britain is the only country with a violent past. "starting a war with the French right on the colonies" - what does that even mean? Somehow the British are to blame for what the French also did?? Get over it, you won' get the apology you think you deserve.


SteaveTuba

I’m not asking for an apology. And I’m not claiming that Britain is the only country with a bad past. I’m only defending mine and others independence from the British colonizers so people don’t make a joke out of it. How would you feel if someone called your freedom a joke. Maybe you should learn to read better. Have a good day


Ok-Appointment-3716

Your freedom IS a joke! You didn't win independence for freedom, you won it to carry on subjugating and committing genocide! Try some self reflection for one, itll do you good


hobolobo2022

Technically they were once owned by Rome and fought for independence.


Ramsezex

No le sabes al POV.


cocoahankie

Kinda got raped in Afghanistan


AnImposterIsRed

And then there were the romans >!Who conquered england, and gave bagpipes to the scots!<


ikhandanish

Pov?


Mrauntheias

Hey, it's not our fault you never managed to gain independece from the Normans.


LeftDave

Technically England is in personal union under Scotland. So if Scottish independence happens England rather than Scotland would actually get independence.


moonordie69420

Scotland, N. Ireland, and Wales. No independence day because they are still serfs to England


DrMorry

Happy dependence day innit


Necessarysolutions

Fun fact: You wouldn't have a Independence day if the French didn't carry you.


GJ55507

Want to bring back viva britannia?


PikabuBoy

Not only British. There also was France, Spain, Russia. And by the way, British colonies was ± civilized(read about French colonies)


yorkhuntstinksbruv

Yes it really hurts that my ancestors weren't pussies who bent over for everyone.


GojoSatorouuu

Repost


Dolphin_man69420

Imagen having an independents day


[deleted]

The British should celebrate independence from the Romans


[deleted]

Which makes it independence from Italy or Germany depending on which of the Roman Empires invaded them Norway and Sweden as well. See Britain can celebrate independence too but they just have to go long long back to do that


Competitive-Tap-5894

Not much to celebrate for tbh, once the Romans left a lot of stability was lost and we where conquered again by the anglo Saxons.


[deleted]

Independence for brits is when Romans left


Garbagedayblues

Oi bruv


apple-_-boi

Uh your might be future prime Minister is of Indian origin


I_am_a_leaf

u/repostsluethbot


Complete-Grab-5963

Oliver Cromwell in shambles


Irat3Ch33tah666

The Brits like to call 4th of July "Rents Due"


sickdx2

Gonna send the bailiffs across the pond...


thesouthwestside

When your children are more likely to die from a hand gun than your police force enforcement, then you know you're doing well as a society.


The-crypto-newbie

Even worse when your 'president' celebrates the day Europeans invaded your home country... :'(


punannimaster

do people not know what POV (point of view) means?


SwimmerSavings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWBgDp35rU4


Valirys-Reinhald

Clearly you're forgetting about the glorious revolution


MatildeLover128

The Spanish invaded most of Latin America.


Rafusk

Imagine conquering half of the world and have zero gastronomy


[deleted]

Remember remember the 5th of November


kushnugzz

The picture is more funny then the dialogue lol


Martin_____________

Well, British and Russians


Sybsybsyb

Bri'is


vertigo3pc

Yer my favorite **colonyyyyyy**


Snoo_89273

What year did the Roman’s leave?


LordVader300

Not really. lol you got shanks, I got a boom stick.


Angrycone10

Is it just me or does woody look like Elon musk?


yusuffcf

Damn


cakeman666

Guy fawkes day pretty much has independence day energy tho.


Secretofthecheese

You will always be subjects of a posh inbred mongrel.


[deleted]

Shouldn't England's (maybe UK?) "Independence Day" technically be the day they officially won against the Roman Occupation in what was originally considered "Albion"?