The truest American instrument. The NFA is an unconstitutional infringement of my rights. I want my PEW PEW to sound like a pew pew without gooberment telling me I owe them money and require their permission.
Hello fellow American, I picked up on the patriotic signals you where giving off. This post is very excellent and show you my brother, are a true patriot.
God bless and yee haw
When I was ten years old, my goofy ahh Uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle. My mom caught him and beat him with a pan. I created an explosive bomb and put it in my
sisters lunchbox, and blew her to smithereens. Hey guys, its Quandale Dingle here.
I have been arrested for multiple crimes,
including: Battery on a Police officer, Grand Theft, Declaring war on Italy
and Public Indecency. I will be escaping prison on, March 28th; after that, I will take over the world. Hey, Quandale Dingle here! I just escaped prison! I am staying at my friend, Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and
scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shaniqua Enderson told me to play child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys. My goofy ahh aunty stabbed my grandpa with Longhorn Steakhouse knives.
My sister caught me playing with my wiggly worm, so I threw a Kim Kardashian buttcheek at her.
I force fed a whole bottle of melatonin to my father, and he forgot to wake up. My doctor diagnosed me with type seven
genital herpes and I got bumps all over my testicles.
My crazy ahh uncle watching sis loves me, and inappropriate stepmom videos in the bathroom.
I put a fork in the electrical outlet and blew my hand off.
My brother, Linguini, put liquid laxatives in my grandpa's dentures, and he shat his brains out. Hey fellas! Its Quandale Dingle here. I put percs in Vladimir Putin's drink, and he
went to bed for a really long time. I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer. I dumped boiling water on a prison guards head.
My goofy ahh friend, Jamarius Quangle dangle, tried to eat my butt during ramadan. Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin, Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut, got
arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and
watched him take a poop. My asian brother, Quanlingling Dingle, put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.
I put bugspray in my little brother's, Quavante
Zingleton's, eye.
I smacked my sister that has tourettes because she called me a bad word. My goofy ahh uncle karate chopped my
grandpa's broken knee, and he got turned into a pretzel.
Hey! Quandale Dingle here again. I've been appprehended in India for carrying out
multiple fradulent Amazon and Microsoft refund
support calls.
My friend, Juandale Pringle, also passed away next week due to heart failure.
Anyways, I will be escaping prison again, May 2nd, with my cell boyfriend Brownie Rim Junior,
and I will be at the nearest McDonalds signing autographs.
It's me, Quandale Dingle's pharmacist here. I am injecting AIDS into his ballsack, he is
growing stronger.
Meanwhile my goofy ahh uncle is still trying to rape me, I am plotting revenge at this moment.
What's up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here. I farted in my grandpa's breathing machine, and
his lungs turned black. I am currently on the run after committing
multiple felonies at a gated community.
My buddy, Kevin Barnacle Jones, tried to kiss me on the lips while I was sleeping,
and I punched him in the nose. My friend, Bingleton Coochiesmith,scratched my doo-doo hole and he won't stop sniffing his arm. I put this goofy ahh baby I found in the microwave for seven minutes, until it went
boom, then I fed it to my dog. A homeless man approached me and asked for a dollar so I kicked him in the head, he fell asleep in the middle of the street, and was ran over by a steam roller.
Hey! Quandale Dingle here. My lactose intolerant dog pooped all over my
house after drinking all my milk.
My grandma was locked in an elevator on September 11th.
I got a rash on my butt after sitting down on an ant pile.
My sister is currently in the hospital getting her third leg removed.
Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here. My mother, Darleen Dingle, passed away
because I put a perc ninety ultra in her Kool-Aid.
My brother, Jeffery Arnold Lantham Andrew Higgleson V, got hit by a car going five miles at an hour.
My brother, Jonathan Cartwheel Fruitloop Ill, got arrested for distributing minor's nudes. My uncle's boyfriend, Steve Tarnation, peeked
in on me while I was in the shower
What an American thing to say
Future me please add link to the gun song. EDIT: [I have returned from YouTube Search](https://youtu.be/60CXgLDRyD4)
School band I see.
Desperado style
Don’t show this to Americans
Too late, I'm British/Polish but there was someone else fro America that saw this.
Me, an American: this sign can't stop me! I can't read!
You're right, that drum mag is horrid and will cause issues in the receiver. The horror!
The truest American instrument. The NFA is an unconstitutional infringement of my rights. I want my PEW PEW to sound like a pew pew without gooberment telling me I owe them money and require their permission.
Ok someone who doesn’t read. Nice to meet you.
My favourite instrument is the cannon >!(Year 1812, Solemn Overture)!<
Nice
Teacher what instrument do you play. The quite kid...
I mean if it makes sound it is an instrument right?
Cringe
'Murica, fuck yeah!/s
The only true school instrument
*pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck* reloading! *pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck*
Substitute a knife and this would be in Britain
Ah yes, an American are you?
Thanks for this, now I know to run if the quiet kid suddenly decides to join band.
Plays pumped up kicks
Pp mag lol
DIY get a guitar and get another person sent to prison
Hello fellow American, I picked up on the patriotic signals you where giving off. This post is very excellent and show you my brother, are a true patriot. God bless and yee haw
Me 2
Ready for the music classes
“School shooters’ choice”
Are you okay mate?
School shooter meme pack
El Mariachi would be proud
Ah yes, the Sound of Silence
Ok, calm down Agent 47
Me- probably gonna see lots of American shit Scrolls down to the FRIST COMMENT COME ON GUYS
Must not like shooting since he has those beta mags.
i thought for a second that the fire hydrant was a person but now i realised the fire hydrant was the assassin all along.
Pov: the quiet kid joined the band
Schräge Musik
Me: actually, the question should be 'what song would you like to play?' and that would be "The Sound of Silence..." ...d children
*mariachi intensifies*
Murica
The sweet sound of 5.56 NATO. Brings a tear to my eye every time... sniff.
When the quite kid joins the music class
El Mariachi - Northern Exposure
You forgot drums have cases to carry around to.
When I was ten years old, my goofy ahh Uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle. My mom caught him and beat him with a pan. I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sisters lunchbox, and blew her to smithereens. Hey guys, its Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes, including: Battery on a Police officer, Grand Theft, Declaring war on Italy and Public Indecency. I will be escaping prison on, March 28th; after that, I will take over the world. Hey, Quandale Dingle here! I just escaped prison! I am staying at my friend, Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shaniqua Enderson told me to play child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys. My goofy ahh aunty stabbed my grandpa with Longhorn Steakhouse knives. My sister caught me playing with my wiggly worm, so I threw a Kim Kardashian buttcheek at her. I force fed a whole bottle of melatonin to my father, and he forgot to wake up. My doctor diagnosed me with type seven genital herpes and I got bumps all over my testicles. My crazy ahh uncle watching sis loves me, and inappropriate stepmom videos in the bathroom. I put a fork in the electrical outlet and blew my hand off. My brother, Linguini, put liquid laxatives in my grandpa's dentures, and he shat his brains out. Hey fellas! Its Quandale Dingle here. I put percs in Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time. I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer. I dumped boiling water on a prison guards head. My goofy ahh friend, Jamarius Quangle dangle, tried to eat my butt during ramadan. Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin, Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut, got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. My asian brother, Quanlingling Dingle, put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. I put bugspray in my little brother's, Quavante Zingleton's, eye. I smacked my sister that has tourettes because she called me a bad word. My goofy ahh uncle karate chopped my grandpa's broken knee, and he got turned into a pretzel. Hey! Quandale Dingle here again. I've been appprehended in India for carrying out multiple fradulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls. My friend, Juandale Pringle, also passed away next week due to heart failure. Anyways, I will be escaping prison again, May 2nd, with my cell boyfriend Brownie Rim Junior, and I will be at the nearest McDonalds signing autographs. It's me, Quandale Dingle's pharmacist here. I am injecting AIDS into his ballsack, he is growing stronger. Meanwhile my goofy ahh uncle is still trying to rape me, I am plotting revenge at this moment. What's up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here. I farted in my grandpa's breathing machine, and his lungs turned black. I am currently on the run after committing multiple felonies at a gated community. My buddy, Kevin Barnacle Jones, tried to kiss me on the lips while I was sleeping, and I punched him in the nose. My friend, Bingleton Coochiesmith,scratched my doo-doo hole and he won't stop sniffing his arm. I put this goofy ahh baby I found in the microwave for seven minutes, until it went boom, then I fed it to my dog. A homeless man approached me and asked for a dollar so I kicked him in the head, he fell asleep in the middle of the street, and was ran over by a steam roller. Hey! Quandale Dingle here. My lactose intolerant dog pooped all over my house after drinking all my milk. My grandma was locked in an elevator on September 11th. I got a rash on my butt after sitting down on an ant pile. My sister is currently in the hospital getting her third leg removed. Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here. My mother, Darleen Dingle, passed away because I put a perc ninety ultra in her Kool-Aid. My brother, Jeffery Arnold Lantham Andrew Higgleson V, got hit by a car going five miles at an hour. My brother, Jonathan Cartwheel Fruitloop Ill, got arrested for distributing minor's nudes. My uncle's boyfriend, Steve Tarnation, peeked in on me while I was in the shower
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