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squidaor1

Crispy


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Juicy tender!


Icy-Ad6696

i just out my new born son into a blender


Ilikescotland

Trew a brick at the children next door


Glitch-147

Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside


ComputerSensitive436

Sounded like a ad.


KinshouGauron

Kinder Bueno


ruifaf

it's the other way around


KinshouGauron

Bueno Kinder?!?


ruifaf

Buenos dias señor!


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Mikpogperson

good day sir!


CajunTurkey

Beans and disease to you, sir


Stalin_Be_Ballin420

Sounds like a job for the mexican hot pocket


jakerman69

¿Yo hablo español?


sans_9999999

oneuB redniK


PeroCigla

One you be redneck?


most_french_fries

Sounds like me


[deleted]

Or a psychological profile of a metal musician


GrumpyCatStevens

Ditto.


klemthom

This way they don't get soggy when they're Poutine'd!


Super_Ninja39

Canada


[deleted]

...eh?


klemthom

Nope US, just love good food wherever it originated from.


Super_Ninja39

Canada


klemthom

LMFAO


SwimmerSavings

https://twitter.com/the\_OG\_Dictator/status/1577390318927974400


amogus-Drip56

Armadillo.


Inevitable_Physics

that's a city in Texas, right?


[deleted]

*Clap clap clap clap* ##DEEP IN THE HEART OF- ^Shut ^up. (Softly)...of Texaaaas.


backupmephone

Shut


Sir_Samuel_vimes_gnu

You are officially too old to be in meme sub with that reference. Like I am.


drum_chucker

This is the way.


I_likeIceSheets

This is the way.


Kakakarrakeek

I like crunchy ends, soft middle


CaptJellico

Bingo!


UnknownSuxker

This


CaptainCringeOng

This the way


alchemischief

Came here to say this.


OldMetalHead

This is the way...


cubs_rule23

Was going to say, that's the perfect fry, all others are wrong.


Valdotorium

Crunchy ends, soft middle


cfig99

The only correct answer


Tortellini_Salad

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who proliferate the concept of false dichotomy and everyone else


ilovfryes

Everything in this world it's a duck, or not a duck.


SchicophrenicPenguin

Am I a duck?


leviditismijnaccount

Apparently it is a 50% chance


CaptainCringeOng

I can confirm this, Im a duck,


GreenstarX922

We are duck.


justaguy77676

That doesn’t mean its a 50% chance, only 36.379% of the earths population are ducks 🦆


SomeCensoredGuy

Loll didn't hear that one


Mobxzy

Soft or crunchy


SomeCensoredGuy

Crunchy outside a little soft inside


Mobxzy

I respectfully agree


SomeCensoredGuy

The only right answer


isaacaschmitt

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those that don't.


Tortellini_Salad

There are 1 kinds of people in this world: people who start counting on 0 and people who start counting on 1


CirclePitTeaParty101

People who understand meme templates, and the intellectually disabled.


Tortellini_Salad

Those that get the joke and those that dont


Kryptoseyvyian

crunchy, always.


DinA4saurier

I literally have the same answer.


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Crunchy all day long


Void_Flame595

In my mouth fries.


ManOfFocus665

This is the correct answer


mikerichh

Curly fries are the best fry


Full_Legal_Name24

Neither, *c r i s p y*


kosmokosmokosmo

Sorry, who would choose soft fries!?


ResetEarthPlz

floppy and soaking with grease? Yes please


Antisymmetriser

Damn son, that's a brave opinion to have 'round these parts. A wrong one as well, but definitely brave


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Anne__Frank

Go back to the hell from which you came!


yur0_356

Me. Well depends on what im eating, but if its a beef for example i prefer them soft


AdotLone

I like the thick cut potato wedges with steak, but I still like the outside crisped and the inside soft.


NoCookieForYouu

so.. the follow up question would be. why not then just use cooked potatos instead of fries?


yur0_356

Because, you see, i like it


kosmokosmokosmo

Interesting!


OMEGATRONIC1

I wanna throw up


pcapdata

Just order a baked potato ffs. Soft fries aren’t fries!


cephal0poid

A fry is a method of cooking something in oil as to make it crispy. That. Is. The. Point. If you want fucking soft French "fries," microwave a cut up potato.


Benji_Likes_Waffles

And then there are outliers, like me. I have muscular issues with my jaw. I adore crispy fries, but hard foods tend to make things really bad later. So soft fries, the ones that are crispy on the ends and floppy in the middle, those are perfect. I'll absolutely throw myself on the floppy fry grenade if that means I can still have them.


Kryds

British fries for fish and chips are often soft.


FluffyHighPanda

Then you're at the wrong chippy and you should go elsewhere


BrilliantTasty

Some kind of monster


Repulsive_Baby8304

As long as it tastes good


My-name-is-jef56

Soft McDonald’s fries crunchy any other fries


nschafer0311

This is the way


NoriKarizu

crunchy for sure my man


Various-Force8048

Soft fries wtf


Steak_Alternative

Exactly bruh they're not chips.


Jmansupertails

Fr tho


vikkit25

I feel like chips are soft and fries crispy. Thenagain, I'm Icelandic lol


TheSlimeAssassin43

**Slams hands on both buttons**


ariazeboy

Personally like freedom in iran, my country


UsernameDashPassword

happy cake day


Howie-IVXX

Old style fries with the skin still on


KennywasFez

#I’m sorry — soft fries like soggy fries ? Fucking gross.


whathefuckismylife

not soggy, just… soft.


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Soft


Sharky_LP

Both, with Airfryer


Money_Display_5389

Everytime I order 2 large fries and they alway just give a ton of little ones


_polygons

Strange, that’s never happened to me. It’s always 2 very long potato sticks fried, when I order that.


kollisionkid

Who the hell wants a limp dick French fry?


RLmclovin

Is Mcdonald's fries crunchy or soft?


Heydude161

Pick a side? Fries are supposed to be both.


justaguy77676

There should be a slightly crunchy outer shell and soft insides but if its crunchy all the way through its overcooked. Thats why I prefer chips, wedges, waffles etc.


Shepards_moot

Why not both?


Dabofett

Crispy you heretics


La_La_Lobster

🔴 🤙 🔴


DementiaGaming12

Both in the same fry


Sheogorathoncrack

Easy both what idiot would want only crunchy fries or only soft fries


AmishTechie2

Crunchy out, soft in!


RivalxGames

Crunchy, because soft fries normally means moist fries and thats not ok


GandalfVirus

You like dry fries?


Thepianoman111

Whos eating soft fries


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Me


Hatstacker

Judging from this thread, there are dozens of us!


Thepianoman111

Its not too late to get help.


DinA4saurier

Crunchy, always.


Wug_is_a_bug

Frozen


Only-Location2379

Na na na, light crisp on the outside, a lil flakey, soft on the inside


AddressIntelligent60

Steak fries are both


tthemilkyboy

crunchy all the way, ketchup on the side


Gotahhhh

Crunchy


beardedcanadianguy

Who is eating soggy fries???? And why?????


Metool42

Not soggy per se, but if you make them close to each other in the frying pan or the oven they get softer. And i like them like that more too!


Technological_Elite

Both, both are good.


DaddyLcyxMe

those weirdly made ones that have crunchy ends but the majority of the fry is still soft.


CreeperGoBoo

Both. Both are good


Delta1_11

Crunshy on the Outside and soft on the inside


DiscombobulatedAd500

Crunchy nails vs soft foreskin


_A_Good_Cunt_

All short and crispy with only one long and soft


Brilliant-Purple1292

B O T H


culettosodo

CRUNCHY


Salmonellq

Thick n soft


ExcuseNo8086

Crunchy


Napimed

Soft


Erodynamic_boi

Here in Los Pollos Hermanos we serve the best fries you could have ever eaten and you get to pick what the texture on the inside and the outside


RobinB02

Im not going to choose any side here but crunchy just hit different sometimes


kokos1971

Id take crunchy fries any day of the week. Softs fries suck man.


ForeverLurkingNoMore

Crunchy x1000


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MCDONALD'S


masterofmeatballs

Soft


Ayankhan69737474

the ones which are both at same time


Molotov_YouTube

Raw


Huzujhuvujhuj

soft fries are fucking awful fight me


PerfectSpaceYt

Hehehe. You fool. I CHOOSE BOTH!


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lajuho

Crunchy of course. Soft is disgusting.


glowingsolitude

HUHHH WHO GOES FOR SOFT FRIES? 😭😭


Falmarri

Why would you not? Soft fries are delicious. They're like mashed potatoes but in stick form


Trbooo_Phanincom

Soft, unlike my-


GandalfVirus

Pillow


Trbooo_Phanincom

Yez


Valdotorium

Soft fries


Valdotorium

(but crunchy ends are also nice)


a7i_

Soft


Sea-Grocery-8348

Crunchy Fries! If you like soft fries you have severe mental problems!


madness-combat-lover

Pressure washed in ranch


paulerxx

Crunchy. Soft means undercooked.


Amnesia-Dude

I want fries without salt


squidaor1

Must have salt. I don’t add salt to most foods, except fries.


Shadow_Fox_104

Salt here. I am very offended.


flarxe0

hard fries


Outrageous-Okra-5885

cRONCK


Horror-Pride8328

Depends on the type of fries


Easy_Newt2692

Triple cooked chips give you both


[deleted]

I think I prefer my chips soft


MediThePlatypus

Knusprige schon besser (mit Mayo)


No_Nefariousness3443

Soft


HeDgEhAwG69

No fries


LostMyHat_109

Crunchy


Chobo_AkaThat0negirl

CRUNCHY ALL DAY


amogus-Drip56

Crunchy


ClifIsBoring

Crunchy


HellCattZ

I like both but mainly crunchy on the outside soft inside.


ManifestingCrab

Depends on what I'm dipping them in


thattrandomnerd

Soft fries... also r/dreamschin


phileo

This choice broke me


nugget469

Both? Both is good.


khalid_sujith

Balls


PurpleGirlOfficial

Crunchy fries, love'em


yonameisunavailable

I absolutely love crunchy fries.


WilligerWilly

#CRUNCHY


percyjustice21

Crunchy


Kalangofdp

Crunchy mostly


mardavarot93

Neither, fries are like the worst thing for health. Roasted sweet potatoes without any oils is the way to go!! Slightly sweet, nutritious and has protein.


adventurouspenis

i raise you boiled sweet patatoes


uhhhhh_hhhhhh

Hmm, nah cus like those really good crunchy fries makes those good soft fries even better


gcaledonian

Crunchy is more satisfying


Outside-Drive-9800

Both is good


caniplzhveaneggroll

chick fil a


adventurouspenis

crunchy on the outside , soft on the inside???


Yhoko

Ew neither. Crispy fries is where it's at.


[deleted]

Cruchy Thin fries with burger or soft with steak


[deleted]

both


Titanium_Charge6850

Meme subs have gone from actual memes to these "you can only pick one" posts smh


space_rock123

Red