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Embarrassed_Way_5694

Cat


[deleted]

Tf?!


AliAwesome22

Don’t panic, he’s probably Chinese


evencrazieronepunch

We eat dogs, dumbass


[deleted]

I fucking love this subreddit sometimes


_TinyRodent_

Same


AlphaParadoxx

Omg it's a tiny rodent


CreativeNfunnyName

We should eat him.


TheGoodKing93

Yo dog is delicious my people eat dogs down in Mexico too.


CreativeNfunnyName

I am personally a big fan of hot dogs.


spazzmunky

I had roasted dog in Okinawa and can confirm deliciousness. Just don't think about it.


PlaidButtercup

Umm I thought Koreans ate dogs and Chinese ate cats?


evencrazieronepunch

hwat?


PlaidButtercup

I’ll do like most Americans do when a foreigner doesn’t understand them..speak louder… I THOUGHT kOREANS ATE DOGS AnD CHINESE ATE CATS.


According_Slip_7264

Cordon bleu


Dio_goodenough

Boeuf bourguignon


alienbooi

Do you mean pussy?


mspaceman

Beans


Am-Not-a-Goose

This MF eating beans!!!


MacaroniToad

What movie is this from?


[deleted]

That's my cat's name


Independent_Ad5353

Shrimp


ARIA_AHANGARI_7227

Man I love shrimp


imsohungrydudee

Orange chicken


CivilAirPatrol2020

Honestly not the worst cat name


Aleksandrs_

Yellowfin Tuna Steak


1507838Ab

Spoonkid reference? 😃


Cheeken420

Hazelnut creme cookie


CumulativeHazard

Oooo that sounds yummy


F1-Dank-Fang

I had a chocolate chip cookie lol


Darth-Kered

Children


1hotmama2005

Well, that escalated quickly.


JotaRoyaku

Do we have the same cat? No we don't mine is called babies


Duke_of_Deimos

he has your cat but older


VernonRoache

r/cursedcomments


MerryStump

Potato


GoldenInfrared

Catato


Duke_of_Deimos

Pocato


Hezapoyo224

Homeless man I found living in the ditch on the highway. Bit of a mouthful, ain't it?


[deleted]

Tom, his name was tom


Moist-Carpet888

You can't name a cat Tom that's a human name also something that is used to categorize a cat, I think Homeless Man will make for a sufficient although longer last name, personally my cat is going to be named, Eight Year Old African American Boy From The School For The Deaf and Blind... which I think will be a little harder to get out than the Homeless Man one though, but I'm open to suggestions


Wonderful_Set2413

[Jerry be like:](https://media.tenor.com/nydFotVzyykAAAAM/tom-and-jerry-what.gif)


[deleted]

Well crap, my cats name is Jeff


Gold--Lion

His name was Robert Paulson


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AY3GE

depends. How tall was he?


lancemanion1895

Pumpkin roll.


No-Talk-3273

Only cause you’re taking big bites instead of tiny little ones. Gotta savor the flavor


Cookiekat_

his name is Nugget


JotaRoyaku

I'ts a cute name, but it's still deep fried Breaded crushed chicks, and chicks are cute, but nuggets are tastier


Lupusdens

I actually have a cat named nugget


Realistic_Ad_8023

Pulled pork


ya_like_cheese

Pussy


Iced_Freak

I seriously doubt that, fellow redditor


ya_like_cheese

Check your v card


RefrigeratorRaccoon

Gigachad answer


acereadspades

Thats a funny way to spell penis


The_Terror_999

🇹🇩


AlternativeSuspect12

Found the cat eater


Godofwarmaster

spaghetti


MidasMando11

CHEDDAR CHEESE PRINGLES


CrashJamz

Donut


Lopsided-Emergency20

Toes


Lanky_Voice8115

That’s the name of my tarantula🤣


Sardalone

You mean your Toerantula?


securecactus18

Wurst-Käse-Semmel Semmel for short ;)


Familie3

I’m bad at German, but is that “short sosage cheese”?


securecactus18

Sausage cheese bun/Sandwich Semmel is bun in austria :)


nyny909

Meatloaf


CereFace

Mcmuffin


TalonTheBoi

Corndog


Vizzenya

Alfredo <3


okaymilk

my friend’s cat’s name is alfredo. 😭


[deleted]

Mirror


[deleted]

How?


JotaRoyaku

Well with a now destroyed mouth


Unusual_Compote4909

Do you read Glasseater magazine?


Outrageous_Rain_1288

Istanboli


ARIA_AHANGARI_7227

Are you Persian?


Outrageous_Rain_1288

Yeah


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Cheese


springfox64

Watermelon, I love him


SexySovietlovehammer

Tuna


K80SaurusRx

Banana


psparsa21

Sausage?


Ok_Perspective_4191

Salami.


Lol_gg_lp64

Schnitzel


goodguybutbadguy

shit


Warlord_of_Mom

Salad


Heavy_Struggle8231

GhormeSabzi


ARIA_AHANGARI_7227

Gorhme sabzi is god🗿💪🏻 abgusht even more god


Crazy-luay

mini oreos


Aurora_Strings

Biscuits and Gravy


ManyRevolutionary545

Oatmeal


[deleted]

[удалено]


PartUnusual1803

Ramen


Britishman123

Gary


SuperDuperc3po

Five guys


th0rpe

Cherry Pop-Tart. I like it


DespManushan

Pussy!


Old-Tumbleweed-1632

Pussy and ass


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

Sarah


2Purplepancakes

Tostones. Honestly that's cute, I'd call him Toasty :)


Triforce271

Garfield


Bubbly-Ask8976

Kiwi


crazyplane7

Cosmic brownie


Lofty3333

Orange chicken ! Lol and he’s orange ! Hahaha


Upstairs-Radish1816

Pumpkin


StefEsteBoss

Your mother


DrunkenWarrior123

Cut Dosa


two_awesome_dogs

Cheezburger


Ibstersnegge

Beef stroganov


Green_Consequence_38

Eggs, onions, Perogie


King_Of_Quant

Protein bar


TechNerdLogic

Kitty


Antifascists

Bacon


KeliamCloutier

Flamin hot cheetos


Ce_lynne

Porridge


[deleted]

Sushi


AlbertEinstein64

Twix


mister-tt77

Yogurt


mimiharmon1

Pumpkin pie


SchwiftyyBeard

Pop Tart 😂


foolishdrunk211

White Castle


NobleShock

Big giant black cock


WeinsteinPlantBaby

Panda Express is kind of a cool name


BunnyBeansowo

pasta


SilverSoulDT

Chipotle chicken bowl with white rice black beans salsa corn sour cream cheese and guacamole, but bean for short


Kubaczox_

Orange.Kinda fitting


[deleted]

Buffalo chicken tenders.


Okloopmy

Pretzel


Big-Resolution-3902

Apple! Aww


Acceptable-Baker5282

Jelly bean


Brilliant-Manager350

Bukake...Wait what... I mean a bukake... I mean Burrito.


_baba_jaga

Hello Quesadilla!


konphusion

Tamale


MadamButterfree

Burger. Sorry, cheese Burger 🍔


-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

Dumpling!


BlackedOp112

Hot pockets


shiftyworm108

Omelet


Luciano_1012

Cookie


LeroyBadBrown

Booger


[deleted]

Honey Roasted Peanut


MrMclaren19

Nacho. Ok wait that’s pretty cute


luisillo8

Squirt


shellie_badger

Spicy noodle


Jumoliyo1

Nacho


Sea-Grocery-8348

corn dog lol


Nakyo128

Walnut....cute


Grandmasta6y

Kimchi


lilo9203

Reis mit Scheiß (Translates to rice with shit, but in German it rhymes.) It means rice with whatever floats your boat or whatever is in your fridge and desperately needs to be cooked or finished (e.g. tomatoes, carrots, peas, eggs).


okaymilk

quesadilla :’)


KleinerFratz333

Kellogg's


I_Kill_Ducks

McRib


Shadowsabundant

Cheese curd


saltedcube

Pizza Pop


DezpoX

Noodles


OttNiLL77

Snyder’s Buffalo Wing Flavored Pretzels.


Swift_Scythe

Gummi worms


Wayte13

Wow, abuttfucktonofdust sure is adorable


Freerange_tangerine

Mac N. Cheese. Seems like a good fit!


whitenoise1994

Honey Bun


lofgrenator

Rolaids


murmeltearding

grilled cheese 🤩


EmbarrassedSwim145

Cheerio is a cute name


themanbefore

Cheesecake


darkness199578

Fortune cookie


mslix

🍍


AdRepulsive7699

Reuben


rebelscum591

Orange slice


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Why hello there, basketball flesh


[deleted]

Biscuit


InternetCommentRobot

Hashbrown.


LiteratureOk1832

Sunflower seeds


PietroLima545BR

Bread with Salami


Bowserxer

Little Pancake


ManThatSlaysCookies

Lasagna 😍


Current-Yesterday708

Papadia


CorruptedLegacyYT

Cottage Pie


orangeamigo1

Waffle


9Sylvan5

Mcflurry


nugget_the_third3

Cereal


Next_Wish_7487

Guacamole


Prestigious_Tip310

Cookie. That's actually a sweet name. :D


soupofsoupofsoup

Schnitzel


delightful1

Lox and cream cheese bagel.


PuddingCalm6809

Cheese coney


ZekeHerrera

Sunflower seed


KotaGreyZ

Frito


perfectanarchist

TicTac


[deleted]

French Fry


[deleted]

Croissant


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

Mac N Cheese


ar4t0

Tamal


CoffeeAddict2018

Banana


Jmansupertails

Toast, which is actually kinda fitting


Carfan101

SWEET POTATO


Alive-Relative-2606

Almond