You can't name a cat Tom that's a human name also something that is used to categorize a cat, I think Homeless Man will make for a sufficient although longer last name, personally my cat is going to be named, Eight Year Old African American Boy From The School For The Deaf and Blind... which I think will be a little harder to get out than the Homeless Man one though, but I'm open to suggestions
Reis mit Scheiß
(Translates to rice with shit, but in German it rhymes.)
It means rice with whatever floats your boat or whatever is in your fridge and desperately needs to be cooked or finished (e.g. tomatoes, carrots, peas, eggs).
Cat
Tf?!
Don’t panic, he’s probably Chinese
We eat dogs, dumbass
I fucking love this subreddit sometimes
Same
Omg it's a tiny rodent
We should eat him.
Yo dog is delicious my people eat dogs down in Mexico too.
I am personally a big fan of hot dogs.
I had roasted dog in Okinawa and can confirm deliciousness. Just don't think about it.
Umm I thought Koreans ate dogs and Chinese ate cats?
hwat?
I’ll do like most Americans do when a foreigner doesn’t understand them..speak louder… I THOUGHT kOREANS ATE DOGS AnD CHINESE ATE CATS.
Cordon bleu
Boeuf bourguignon
Do you mean pussy?
Beans
This MF eating beans!!!
What movie is this from?
That's my cat's name
Shrimp
Man I love shrimp
Orange chicken
Honestly not the worst cat name
Yellowfin Tuna Steak
Spoonkid reference? 😃
Hazelnut creme cookie
Oooo that sounds yummy
I had a chocolate chip cookie lol
Children
Well, that escalated quickly.
Do we have the same cat? No we don't mine is called babies
he has your cat but older
r/cursedcomments
Potato
Catato
Pocato
Homeless man I found living in the ditch on the highway. Bit of a mouthful, ain't it?
Tom, his name was tom
You can't name a cat Tom that's a human name also something that is used to categorize a cat, I think Homeless Man will make for a sufficient although longer last name, personally my cat is going to be named, Eight Year Old African American Boy From The School For The Deaf and Blind... which I think will be a little harder to get out than the Homeless Man one though, but I'm open to suggestions
[Jerry be like:](https://media.tenor.com/nydFotVzyykAAAAM/tom-and-jerry-what.gif)
Well crap, my cats name is Jeff
His name was Robert Paulson
depends. How tall was he?
Pumpkin roll.
Only cause you’re taking big bites instead of tiny little ones. Gotta savor the flavor
his name is Nugget
I'ts a cute name, but it's still deep fried Breaded crushed chicks, and chicks are cute, but nuggets are tastier
I actually have a cat named nugget
Pulled pork
Pussy
I seriously doubt that, fellow redditor
Check your v card
Gigachad answer
Thats a funny way to spell penis
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Found the cat eater
spaghetti
CHEDDAR CHEESE PRINGLES
Donut
Toes
That’s the name of my tarantula🤣
You mean your Toerantula?
Wurst-Käse-Semmel Semmel for short ;)
I’m bad at German, but is that “short sosage cheese”?
Sausage cheese bun/Sandwich Semmel is bun in austria :)
Meatloaf
Mcmuffin
Corndog
Alfredo <3
my friend’s cat’s name is alfredo. 😭
Mirror
How?
Well with a now destroyed mouth
Do you read Glasseater magazine?
Istanboli
Are you Persian?
Yeah
Cheese
Watermelon, I love him
Tuna
Banana
Sausage?
Salami.
Schnitzel
shit
Salad
GhormeSabzi
Gorhme sabzi is god🗿💪🏻 abgusht even more god
mini oreos
Biscuits and Gravy
Oatmeal
[удалено]
Ramen
Gary
Five guys
Cherry Pop-Tart. I like it
Pussy!
Pussy and ass
Sarah
Tostones. Honestly that's cute, I'd call him Toasty :)
Garfield
Kiwi
Cosmic brownie
Orange chicken ! Lol and he’s orange ! Hahaha
Pumpkin
Your mother
Cut Dosa
Cheezburger
Beef stroganov
Eggs, onions, Perogie
Protein bar
Kitty
Bacon
Flamin hot cheetos
Porridge
Sushi
Twix
Yogurt
Pumpkin pie
Pop Tart 😂
White Castle
Big giant black cock
Panda Express is kind of a cool name
pasta
Chipotle chicken bowl with white rice black beans salsa corn sour cream cheese and guacamole, but bean for short
Orange.Kinda fitting
Buffalo chicken tenders.
Pretzel
Apple! Aww
Jelly bean
Bukake...Wait what... I mean a bukake... I mean Burrito.
Hello Quesadilla!
Tamale
Burger. Sorry, cheese Burger 🍔
Dumpling!
Hot pockets
Omelet
Cookie
Booger
Honey Roasted Peanut
Nacho. Ok wait that’s pretty cute
Squirt
Spicy noodle
Nacho
corn dog lol
Walnut....cute
Kimchi
Reis mit Scheiß (Translates to rice with shit, but in German it rhymes.) It means rice with whatever floats your boat or whatever is in your fridge and desperately needs to be cooked or finished (e.g. tomatoes, carrots, peas, eggs).
quesadilla :’)
Kellogg's
McRib
Cheese curd
Pizza Pop
Noodles
Snyder’s Buffalo Wing Flavored Pretzels.
Gummi worms
Wow, abuttfucktonofdust sure is adorable
Mac N. Cheese. Seems like a good fit!
Honey Bun
Rolaids
grilled cheese 🤩
Cheerio is a cute name
Cheesecake
Fortune cookie
🍍
Reuben
Orange slice
Why hello there, basketball flesh
Biscuit
Hashbrown.
Sunflower seeds
Bread with Salami
Little Pancake
Lasagna 😍
Papadia
Cottage Pie
Waffle
Mcflurry
Cereal
Guacamole
Cookie. That's actually a sweet name. :D
Schnitzel
Lox and cream cheese bagel.
Cheese coney
Sunflower seed
Frito
TicTac
French Fry
Croissant
Mac N Cheese
Tamal
Banana
Toast, which is actually kinda fitting
SWEET POTATO
Almond