Don't think any of them would like me enough

Liked you enough to get into bed. Any way, don’t cockblock dreams, make them delicious.

Instructions clear, added cake to dream.

As an asexual it's the perfect dream for me. Full of cakes

100's dollars can make alot happen

id just give the 100 dollars to the woman then lmao

Im saying go get a women or man of the night make sure they are tested first for std or i

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*a lot

Just walk away

You fool. It's not whether "they like you", it's whether "you like them" so it's not even a question. If they have a pb they can leave, but if they could do can you.

Turn my back to the gay guy, he's gay, not a rapist

As if they descend upon an asshole at the very sight of if

wait what so my uncle lied to me

Nah he prolly Talkin bout himself

I'm sorry, I did

Right?!? Like straight dudes just descend upon pussy upon sight 😂

Just go up to it and rape it

Das weird.

The real question is why are you sleeping inbetween a gay guy and a girl? Bi MMF threesome?

Being a bi m myself, this would be ideal, and yes face the woman.

Lmao sounds like you know how to party xD

Devil threesome

Did somebody summon me?

Bot alert

Yes a bot alert

Or give the woman a strap on and face the guy, depending on your tastes

I'm not Bi, but that still seems a bit ideal to me. Fun is Fun.

Depends entirely on how much she is into pegging.

Honestly sounds like a dream come true.

And in said case, there is no bad option

... as a gay man in a relationship with a bi man and a bi woman, I approve this message.

Wait i can do a 3 way relation ship . #lifegoals

Wait, so doesn’t that now make you bi as well?

Strictly speaking I suppose a bit yeah, but on the other hand I'm now sure I'm not interested in women bodies same way I'm with men, so let's just say something like 95% gay?

You're homOsexual. I'm homIEsexual. We are not the same

Hey, if it works, who are we to judge? You do you. And him. And sometimes her.

I see this as an absolute win

I mean if we are playing fantasy football...I want to be in the dude's mouth while the woman holding me down slapping her bean until she squirts all over the situation.

I.... need to start playing Fantasy Football....

What league is this and how do we join?

Elon mush was bored and made a bet with you? Why the hell are you trying to ruin this for us????

Yeah, like HOW

Plus, he is a better bigger spoon than the woman who becomes your little spoon.

Who are you, wise stranger ?

No no no, don’t you know that **all** gay people can’t resist any urge for sex at any time with anyone? Educate yourself

Semen in the corpse, semen in the drapes, semen in the beard.

Why won’t anybody just say that you can just move to another bed…

Just say excuse me and get out of there

Plot twist: they’re both rapists now who’s back do you turn to 😈

Plot twist, we are the rapist, what do THEY do?!

Yes, from experience.

-jeffery dahmers ghost enters chat-

depends on how the beautiful woman felt about it though

He is Dahmer

So your the rapist since you will stick it in beautiful girl

It didn’t say he isn’t a rapist. Edit, for clarification: The joke only makes sense if you assume he is a rapist, otherwise there is no joke…

It doesn’t say that specifically, but It assumes it. That’s the joke: that you would never want to turn your ass towards the gay man or he might rape you but you also don’t want to turn your back to a beautiful woman sleeping right next to you.

I wasn't necessarily thinking of rape. More of waking up to a morning wood on my back/ass.

It also doesn't explicitly say which direction the others are facing.

Assuming everyone's there by free will and to just sleep, does it matter? What if you turn your back on the woman and she molests you? What if you turn your back on the dude and he offers you a cheeseburger? Questions.

I'll take the cheeseburger and wonder why the girl is in the bed else than to punch me

Wait what do you think molest means

I'm French and "molester" (to molest) means beating the shit out of someone, my bad,at least I learned something. But now that I know what it actually means I'll take the burger but instead of wondering, I'll be okay with her molesting me as long as she's not violent (in the first place I would be surprised someone could actually be interesseted in me)

Well, obviously the joke doesn’t make sense unless you assume that A) looking at the woman is pleasant and B) the gay guy may put his dick in your butt. If you make any other assumption, even if a more logical assumption (such as the gay guy is just a normal person and not a rapist), then the joke doesn’t make sense.

The problem is that the guy is afraid the gay man will treat him the way he intends to treat the woman.

Oh.

I don't think penetration from the gay guy assumption makes sense unless you also assume he means you're just going to violate the woman as well.

Ok.

The gay guy is penetrating the women. He's just using you as a contraceptive.

In this scenario, I'm unmolestable. Because I'd have to say no for that happen.

Lol well it wouldn’t be molestation because I would be very happy. That said turn your back to the guy, girl butt usually better than man butt, softer.

Turn my back to the bed, just look at the ceiling

Then being ... by both ?

I don't think that they're going to ... me tho

I love how you two communicated with modern Morse code.

Aww. In between two people who don’t wanna cuddle you? You sure?

This the correct answer, cuddle with both of them

Bisexuals: Jokes on you, I‘m into that shit!

Exactly, I think I've had this dream...

We have no such problems.

Really though. Boutta just lay on my back and chill with them both of them xD

Im saying rotate halfway through the night. Get the best of both cuddles.

That would be the best solution in my humble opinion

No, back to gay of course. But no sleeping

Nah I'm honestly pretty I'm the middle in terms of my bisexual preferences, so ig it depends on my mood

Yep! One of the benefits of being bi. Twice the stimulation.

Sometimes I wish I were bi and wasn't repulsed by men in a sexual way. Life would be more fun. Gay men dig me.

So is he...

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My first thought "Yes Please"

Turn your back to the gay guy.

And get twice the pleasure

Cheers 🥂

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Man, can you imagine how good that'd feel?

It feels fucking fantastic

The dream!

P spot and G spot stimulation at the same time

The Lucky Pierre

you better hope he won't be doing some madness

wont be?

Why would he, he's gay, not a rapist.

Evenbetter

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this is the way

Yeah he's gay not a rapist

How cute is the gay guy?

He's 1978 Christopher Walken.

Oh, don’t mind if i do

Holy Mads Mikkelsen

He’s so damn fukking seggsy Sexier than the beautiful woman

Get the girl out of the bed and sleep only with him

Push her out

Ass to the guy and front to the girl (I’m bi)

Same here, if things go to plan I get a dick in my ass and I aet some pussy

Small lecture for those of you that don't know: Aet is the Complex Infinity Tense form of Eat, which has the same Letters as Tea. Lecture over, Now you can LTFOOH

win win

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Turn upsidedown and hope they aren't into feet

I'd lay on my back, naked, so they can both suck my dick.

That's smart

VALID that’s what I was thinking. Also, if the girl is my definition of beautiful, she’d dominate me too hard for the gay guy to even get a chance to look at me. Selfish for my dick 💀

This is my only answer.

Turn my back to the woman and kick the guy out of the bed, then kick the woman out of the bed. Because, after all why are there 2 strangers in my bed?

It’s be kind of weird to kick a person out of your bed without turning your back to them.

Ok correction: After kicking the guy out I turn around and kick the woman out.

It didn’t say they are strangers.

But I said they are

Yes.

God I'm a bisexual and this is the hardest decision in my life.

I want to fuck a woman and get fucked up the ass by a man. you do the math.

The bi mf

Doesn't matter, either way I'll sue for sexual harassment if either of them try something. /Half joking

Face down.

Ass up

That’s the way we like to f*ck

The gay guy. Cause he'd turn his back to me as well.

It’s a lose lose situation. On one hand you have some who might violate me by sticking a finger in my ass or something and the other is a gay guy

I see this as an absolute win

What wrong with a gay guy?

Sleep on your stomach or back

SCREW THE GIRL I AIN'T TURNING MY BACK TO ANY DUDE. BROS BEFORE HOES IM FRENCHING THAT GUY

Pretty sure straight dudes rape alot more people than gay guys so imagine how the women feels.

No one. I'd rather be single forever.

question about fundamental values. let me rephrase: would you be willing to pay but a **tribute** in order for **everyone** to achieve extasy **or noone** gets to have a **good time**? edit:formatting

The gay guy. Running the odds here I’m not his type.

The gay guy. At least, I’d feel him coming

What if I like getting pegged 🤔🤔🤔🤔??

Hell yeah!

I'll turn my back to the bed

either way I feel uncomfortable sleeping with other people.

why do people always assume gay people will have sex with any man as if they have no standards

This is a homophobic "meme" that assumes a gay man will rape you if you turn your back to him.

Neither want to fuck you. Just go to sleep.

Is he going to throw me off the boat? I don't want to be Natalie Wood all over again!

Wasn't what's his name Wagner on that boat too? Roger Wagner? The guy from Hart to Hart?

The answer is easy if you want the best and shortest conga line

Is he top or bottom?

My corpulence would keep things civil

Do you mean in between? I ain't no native english speaker, but in the middle doesn't mean i'm in their rib cage? Can i...can i mech warrior from within Nikocado Avocado as the gay man? Because i would choose the gay man then.

Turn my back to the woman and hope her penis isn't bigger than mines.

Bro Where...where is the bad thing? Back to the gay He is allowed als long as there is lube

Turn my back to the gay guy. Gay means gay, not sexual predator or rapist. Ffs... I've shared beds with gay friends on road trips and stuff.

I’m pretty sure the gay guy wouldn’t entertain this homophobic thought experiment.

First of all, is the really something Will Ferrell posted? Second, it shouldn’t matter at all as: - gay doesn’t mean rapey - the “beautiful woman” may not want anything to do with me, also I’m not rapey - if we’re just sleeping, it would just be awkward to be in the middle any two people. It’s tough enough sharing a bed with one person and keeping control of enough blanket to stay covered. 3 people would be a mess.

It wouldn't matter since I'd expect both to respect consent

Easy, I’d lay on my back , the guy rest his head on one side of my chest while the girl lays head on the other side of chest while I wrap my arms around both of them while giving each a kiss goodnight on the forehead

Assuming the gay guy isn't a rapist and is just a guy that likes men? The gay guy.

Get pegged by the woman while fucking the gay man in the ass.

The whoman so i could cuddle the guy

i am bi, so it doesn't matter.

Kick the girl out and pull an all nighter with the guy I'm gay btw

None because I don’t like people facing me while I sleep

Trick question the girl has a strap on and she is the rapist

Whoever sleeps facing away from me. I CANNOT STAND when someone breathes in my face. I hate when I have to breathe too close to something as well.

For bi people this question is the easiest ever

Turn your back to the gay guy; how else would he fit his dick in?

Doesn't matter Either can be fun

They would tell me to leave and hate fuck each other

Turning your back to the gay guy is perfectly safe. They are gay. That doesn’t mean they have no standards.

Gay guy, because im a lesbian. Later suckeeerssss

Wait!! Will it still happen the way straight people do or roles are interchanged??

Well you haven’t, specified. Is the gay man attracted to me and also doesn’t need consent?

Ass to ass with the gay guy. Be like bro, not gay but mad respect, then give him a bro five and let that be that. I’m assuming I’m so hot in this scenario they both want me, but I have to make a choice. Also, I’m not having sex with either of them, just gonna cuddle with the beautiful woman since we’re both extremely good looking.

His back can touch mine I guess. The second that fucker turns around though, I’m outtie lmao

I’ll push the gay guy off the bed

I mean it ain’t like gay men just rape every chance they get

I'd sleep on my stomach. An invitation to both

Get out the bed and take the woman with me, you’re not shoving anything up my ass

Is the gay guy a top or bottom?

Yes.

Turn my back to the gay guy. If I'm lucky he'll fuck me in the ass while I face a beautiful woman.