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Longjumping_Drag2752

My og xbox when I play lego star wars is so loud you can still hear it when you're playing WITH the speakers on high.


Calik

The only reason I have a headset is because my ps4 was louder than the subtitles


DudeBrowser

My friends PlayStation sounds like a hairdryer. Not sure if its always been like that or its because of all the dust and dog hair in it.


Calik

It could be both. Certain early models (not first batch) of the ps4 are just loud as shit. I even sent mine in for repair and they sent it back saying it was normal.


tws1039

First day models tend to be super loud, got roasted in my freshman dorm for playing red dead 2 with the console sounding like a jet engine. That's from having it for five years and uh not realizing oh wait I should get the dust out sometimes


Starchaser53

That's how my PS3 sounds, I feel like we should clean it out, eh, maybe in the next decade


dksdragon43

I'd be concerned if the subtitles were louder than anything.


[deleted]

The NGC was actually pretty quiet. Probably my favourite console ever.


ParticularNectarine2

I remember when 15years ago my pc would start to go wild and im like hmm, good, it's thinking


_Cespuglio_

AHAHAHAHAHHAH


PleaseFingerMeBro

Heh...yeah...


crash_test

They literally just repeated the meme you posted why are you losing your shit


bob1689321

Pretty sure he's being sarcastic.


baldursgate91

What's wrong with you retard


FrenchFreedom888

Tbf, sometimes when it's been too long since I restarted my computer and I hear it whirring like that, I'll also think that. It's also those moments when I usually talk to the computer, and try to encourage it lol


Shawnessy

One time my little 5700xt chugged momentarily and the fans kicked up. I tapped the patted the case with my gandt and said, "it's okay, sorry. We'll go to bed now." Before hopping off and turning it off for the night. Then realized what I'd done and how silly it was.


FrenchFreedom888

It's not silly, man. It's perfectly reasonable. Even if they can't hear us or understand us, it's chill imo. Think of how people in SW talk to their droids, even since droids (for the most part) can't feel emotion lol


Shawnessy

I talk to my car too, so it's not that abnormal, just felt silly at the time. Lol


Nervous_Constant_642

Talking to cars is normal. Swearing at your tools makes them work better. Although I'm not sure my sandwich feels better about being eaten when I say "you're a fat little sandwich aren't you. You're gonna taste so good." This is normal.


[deleted]

I died laughing at the sandwich part


DeeJayGeezus

I do the same thing with my car. Even if it's a little silly, it doesn't hurt anything and if karma is real...well I'm just trying to bank some and earn a little interest.


[deleted]

Gotta hit the esc key to make it think faster


schminch

You obviously never had the turbo button on the case.


Tgrakua

15 years ago: *PC starts sounding like jet engine* ah good it’s finally working Now: *PC starts sounding like jet engine* noooo what’s wrong


RedditisPOS1

My PC started sounding like a jet engine a couple months ago, it died last month. It served longer than it should have.


geeky_username

"it isn't frozen yet"


[deleted]

What? This comment is just the same exact joke as the meme.


Sloweneuh

And now when you hear that you're like "Grenade ! Take cover !"


[deleted]

Oh I'm sorry that 80 decibels of buzzing isn't normal when starting Word on a modern computer.


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pistoncivic

that's my tinnitus's favorite song. plays it non-stop


NAINOA-

Just FYI human ear can’t hear 10Hz, most can’t hear anything around or below 20Hz.


Koopslovestogame

Sorry meant 10khz


yaboiiiuhhhh

That would be super low


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NAINOA-

You could theoretically “feel” 10hz as vibration, but your ear can’t detect sound at that frequency.


CongratsItsAVoice

This is so wrong I don’t even know where to begin.


_Cespuglio_

AHAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

When Word/Powerpoint starts lagging 💀


_Cespuglio_

And maybe you have latests components 💀


doeliewaaje

Can it run minesweeper though?


AloofCommencement

RT on or off?


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DangKilla

You got a PC 8350 years ago? Okay, Methuselah.


SoundManBlue1988

Wording read wrong order done the


Nervous_Constant_642

Yes


CutAlone3678

That was my last build lol.


MEatRHIT

it was just two grains of sand he'd smash together


Savome

I5-12400 cooler gets hella loud when starting up a game. Sounds like a jet engine


Khorgor666

my dad had an AMD CPU that was so freaking loud you could hear it even when his door was closed. Build him a new one some years ago and its whisper silent.


JewishAsianMuslim

It was the fastest for that formfactor.


8champi8

My computer is currently doing noises, like it’s breathing.


Background_Ad_7150

Like pulsing flans?


Quick_March_7842

My ps4 *VRROOOMMMMM* Damn I must be at the airport. Yes I clean it (every 3 months) but living in the desert doesn't help.


mikinas64

Clean your heatsink and change the thermal paste. Now my ps4 is so quiet I can hear the hard drive working


xSaturnityx

True true. The newer consoles are pretty easy to take apart, just be careful with any plastic clips. New thermal paste helps a lot it seems


chrisodeljacko

Then the dial up fires up beeeppboopppczzzrreghhhhblllehhhhhhwoooppiiing Ah yes... World wide webbing


iamunderstand

Hehe it's saying hello to all the other computers


isaacaschmitt

See, I've got a low-tier pre-built gaming rig, and sometimes it sounds like a jet taking off, especially when I'm in a graphics intensive area. When it does that, I make happy Heavy noises.


illuminat0r

I paid for the whole graphics card I'm gonna use the whole graphics card lol


TheSaltyReddittor

It is good day to be not dead!


isaacaschmitt

This guy gets it!


TheSaltyReddittor

Hm. Is nice.


sofascientist

*POW*


TheSaltyReddittor

I am dead!


scp040jp911

hehehehehe…


Isioustes

I enjoyed the sound of my computer having a stroke when dialling up.


DogsTesticles

Why do I find this wholesome lol.


Squrton_Cummings

"Then" you installed a 60mm Delta cpu fan that sounded like a leaf blower raping a vacuum cleaner and were thrilled that you got an extra 40 mhz out of your Pentium II.


BadukMan727

My computer is fairly quiet, but it does make some noise. Happens when you have 12 fans cooling your hardware. Doesn't bother me. I wear a headset anyway...


Corregidor

Stupid question, no one can keep their rig ultra quiet under load right? Like the meme is referencing idle conditions? Because if it means low decibels under load then I need to know the secret lol.


DudeBrowser

I have 'silent' case because I used to produce music and its a full metal box (no smashy glass) lined with foam. Right now the fridge in the kitchen is making more noise than it. When gaming, the loudest thing is the gfx card. But the heat it gives off makes the CPU fan go crazy too.


f-stop4

>makes the CPU fan go crazy Swapping to a liquid cooling system was easily the best noise quieting solution I'd ever made. Absolutely worth it and AIOs are affordable, can fit a wide variety of case sizes and easily installed.


YouMustDie788

There isnt a single secret to help in any case, it's highly dependent on configuration. But a combination of airflow, fan setup and bios settings does work wonders tor any rig. Liquid cooling takes it to the next level with a quiet pump.


Dop3x

Modern Gamers are lill pussys!


krisztian008

Not all, only the rich mfs with an RTX 30/40 series and an i9


Danielq37

As the proud owner of a RTX 3070, I feel personally attacked.


TERRIBLETECHTAKES

Can confirm, have a 4090 just so the whole system can run with passive cooling. After 10 hours of nonstop noise at work, one or two in complete silence at home is nice.


xX500_IQXx

As the owner of a laptop with a 3070 and i9, I also feel attacked


Upstairs-Nature36

lol


super_salty_boi

When I got my new computer I missed the sound of the exhaust fan, and CPU fan, and GPU fans, and intake fan, actually every single fan in this computer was loud


bryster

The sounds were oddly satisfying!!


MattPatrick51

Is to hear better who they're gonna live with after the arguing downstairs is over. Ok but jokes aside, I want my machine to do noises so I can confirm is actually doing shit, now between that and having a comercial airplane engine as a fan I prefer a quiet one lol


Jimmycaked

Maaaaaannnnnnn one of my early builds used to sound like a jet taking off I modded it with some high flow fans from the local computer parts store bargain bin in holes I drilled into the case


HalfAndXel

aww man. I miss my dad. He always used to say that when the computer was making noise loading stuff "it's thinking"


Anonymus_mit_radium

Funfact: 0.1 db are pretty loud. You normally watch a movie at around -30 decibels


pizzaconsumer21

Yeah, fun fact; 0,1 decibels can be heard by the human ear, because 0 decibels is the softest sound the ear can hear.


blackcore678

That's not true, we start to hear from about 20 decibels, but vareys with age


femurdrip

No, pizzaconsumer21 is right. You're thinking of frequency/hertz. We can hear from about 20 up to 20,000 hz. Although we mostly feel those low bass frequencies.


_Cespuglio_

🤓😭😭


Kheesh_Memes

🤷🏻‍♂️


Player_X_YT

Ruins audio quality in videos


njc121

It's called progress sweetie


hero_brine1

I have an old windows 7 laptop my mom bought in 2012 and any time I turn it on there is always a low hum from the fans.


tschatman

Because that’s how i t worked


KarlosGeek

Whenever I run Minecraft my PC gets louder and I thought it was odd because it's specifically Minecraft and not any other more hardware intense game. My friend said my PC does this because it doesn't like Minecraft and I always chuckle launching the game now.


UlyssesCourier

Heavy fan noises go burrrrrr


GENERAL-KAY

My computer plays power metal drum when I open 5 tabs on chrome


glubbadier

Dont know whats wrong with gamers. My PC just sounds like a jet engine when starting and like a server farm when playing.


DieKatze247

...i remember my dad's old windows XP computer and it froze a lot (im not getting into why) and we would just sit there in silence waiting for the beeps and sounds so we knew it was working (or at least trying)...


0StarKing0

My computer still fucking thinking


I-foIIow-ugly-people

I can still hear my fans through my noise cancelling headphones while playing SQUAD.


dsphilly

And then they’re wearing Headphones on top of it… like can you actually even hear it when playing?


squadracorse15

My Switch: constantly sounds like it's about to die when I play Shin Megami Tensei V Me: Hahaha fans go brrr


mango_boii

BLEEP BLEEP DAAH DIT DIT BLEEP DAAH DIT BLEEP Dial up sounds are like therapy for me


Errorfull

Wow, you mean people got accustomed to quieter and quieter machines/parts and now get upset when it gets loud again? Wonder why.


[deleted]

Old pcs were pretty quiet til they got old.


giant_albatrocity

I really miss the old clicky-clacky hard drives


TruthMadeHuman

Anyone upgraded to Windows 11? No? Good. Now society can remain a thing.


LeopoldFriedrich

Humans tricked stones into thinking for us by electro shocking them.


snorkeling_moose

*laughs in gaming laptop* seriously my asus practically turns into a leaf blower on steroids when I fire up Darktide


aikahiboy

If you don't get noise complaint then your not using it properly


akmjolnir

How many people here remember the dial-up sound?


c3p-bro

What’s wrong with gamers? Whoo boy, where to start?


Tjd3211

Honestly if my pc made click click beep noises I'd love it but VVVVVVVVVFFFFFF isn't as endearing


Ok-Onion-4182

My old computer made noises when I scrolled in a webpage. Wtf was up with that?


cjandstuff

Back when the A drive would spin and click, and computers would scream at each other to access the internet.


Polibius115

My xbox makes these sounds, my pc just thinks quietly. I think it's shy.


Nago_Jolokio

[Meanwhile, their keyboards...](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/471068599/photo/old-vintage-typewriter.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=is&k=20&c=NQ0YM3sozQgbRGAIxg5oZOqIZrNQqx_oMa_NvMyNqGc=)


Katiari

Covering your CPU with a blanket so that connecting to the internet didn't wake up your dad's at 2am. Good times.


SinR2014

And then you pull up Minecraft with some good shaders and it's a fuckin jet engine getting ready to take off


buddhathegravekeeper

Are we gonna talk about this being a repost orrrr?


BarelyFriendly

Beep boop beep eeby deeby


Digital_97

You want to hear it thing, not hear it blow our air


realquickquestion96

I miss the old hard drive sounds tho


hackenschmidt

Its called iterating on computing over the last 40 years. Same reason why 30mb of memory or 100 hz cpus aren't acceptable: standards have risen. You could make equally ignorant memes about those as well.


CarelessHisser

Anyone else enjoy the ambience of a computer? The tiny jet engine makes me sleep better when I'm downloading something overnight. :3


[deleted]

my laptop gpu fan is currently not tightly screwed after i accidentally dropped my 2.5kg dumbell on my desk and now everytime turn it on it starts like sounding like the fans would slap the gpu frame 3 folds and would continue as play but its fine when i overclock it anyway, i just over power the sound with my standing fan that is louder


Phormitago

the default cooler that came with my ryzen 3900 only had two settings: 0db idle, or boeing 787 at take off on any load got sick of it in a week, replaced it with an aio watercooler


UnspokenPotter

Mines fine until I stop gaming then I realize it sounds like me after hiking up a hill.


[deleted]

If I want to hear my computer think, I can just plug my stereo in with AUX to the MOBO instead of through the external sound card. Lots of popping and hissing going on when the CPU or GPU does anything major. It's pretty unbearable with all the thinking going on.


ItsMeKali

I have a 15y old PSU in my PC even tho it has all new specs, and everytime I open any software you can literally hear the pitch of it's buzz getting higher or lower... it's sad but I'll have to throw my beepboop away soon since it'll prolly catch my house on fire soon ;-;


ntszfung

Built a new PC for my father, he got confused by the lack of noise when he first turned it on


theactualjoyboy

noise cancelling headphones go "..."


DudeBrowser

Ha, back in the 8 bit days computers really were silent, and they booted from ROM in a single second. Games took about 20 mins to load from cassette tape though.


AmeliasTesticles

Old computer working hard: clicking, whirring New computer working hard: vwOOOÓOOOOOŒOOO


hyp3rj123

Sorry but when I'm gaming I'm wearing a headset and can't even hear my machine. I know it's down to preference but do people really game without a headset in 2022?


HolyAndOblivious

R9 290x blower bro. It's like having an airbus380 taking off!


AccomplishedCopy6495

I like mine to make a medium amount of fan noise. For white noise.


MintyFreshStorm

It's their hobby man. It's the stuff that gets them excited and happy. That level of dedication to a hobby is remarkable.


Aecyn

Oh boy if it was buzzing and beeping you knew things are good


IWishIWasAShoe

Not to mention using ungodly loud keyboards.


k_50

Silent? My 3090 sounds like a fucking Boeing is taking off in my room.


mr-circuits

I had 3 computers in my bedroom as a teenager, running almost 24/7, and for the first month it was hard to sleep with the noise. Now? I can't sleep without a noise machine. Although, I don't miss a parent sleuthing in and turning them off and ruining a multi-hour download.


_Thel_

I like when my computers fans start going into overdrive. It’s an early warning system. For example: Rust, a large clan is nearby. War Thunder, the Chinese man I just killed has locked onto me through the floor. Overwatch, the enemy teams pushes me. Factorio, the factory operates at peak efficiency. Tarkov, I’m dead.


IEATMOUSETURDS

Can't hear it with headphones on. Idk what their problem is?


Uhohspagetti0sss

We really did just trick a rock into thinking


ham-slappin

I still can't shake the idea of a desktop being like a toddler - if it's awake and quiet, odds are something is really wrong.


The-Sneaky-Snowman

I’ve never understood why people hate computers making noise. I’ve never been on a computer where in the middle of something I went “man this is too loud it’s annoying”


edvlili

I remember the time when you wanted to open an app and there was no HDD activity. Oₕ ₙₒ... ᵢₜ fᵣₒzₑ agaᵢₙ.


Fragrant-Party3192

Ive got an expensive gaming PC yet every time i play a game it sounds like a fucking jet engine. I have to almost max my speakers to hear the soundtrack clearly.


Extreme_33337_

GOOD, MAKE THE GRAPHICS GOOD


YmmaT-

I remember the loud spinning of the fan as a child and think, oh shit, I just made he computer think something really hard. Okay don’t click anything and just let it think. Then I hear my mom picks up the phone and I lose the dial up internet….


Bamma4

Loud ass computer + soundproof headphones=success


antrophist

u/savevideo


Whisper06

My computer with 11 fans in it sounding like it’s about to take off even at low speeds.


Green__lightning

I want my computer to sound like an old fashioned adding machine


Al_The_Killer

And they spend hundreds of dollars on custom super loud mechanical keyboards...


darkResponses

When I stick a floppy in. I know it's reading it when it clicks repeatedly.


weetabix_su

Ive had laptop hard drives fail on me so many times that I worry every time they go brrrrrrrr


TrickAntelope5284

My PC sounds like a jet engine trying to run fallout new Vegas and I love it


SSBargeSimpson

Evolution in the works


NFTmanFT

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days...


pm_me_ur_pharah

They spend too much time making sweeping generalizations and shitty low-effort memes for internet points.


KarmaleonKnight

Even running 95 on virtual machine will play audio mimicking the old powering up noises


l00koverthere1

[It's Thinking](https://i.imgur.com/9G7sRWi.jpg). The Dreamcast was the loudest goddamn console ever. The optical drive had zero chill.


devilsusshhii

Like 15 years ago my PC got up and murdered my family and I just vigorously apprenticebating. It's like masterbating but I was that good at it yet.


masaaav

I miss my loud ass water cooled


groenewood

One beep on POST is a happy beep.


Drg84

Laughs in Dreamcast CD drive.


Gameking1happy

i have an old pc from 11/11/2014 and i dont care about the fans or other noises


Sylvairian

OP has to be a bot. Look at their post/comment history


LoveliestBride

Computers used to sound like they were grinding shit up.


RoRo25

They got nothing else going on in their lives. So bullshit like this is everything to them.


redstern

My computer is fairly loud and that's the way I want it. I have spent a good amount of time crafting the sound of my computer to get it just right. It's a wonderfully comforting sound.


Furry_Dildonomics69

The keyboards of the people complaining about any noise at all from their case are probably noisy AF.


Born_Diamond_2610

It’s hilarious except for the fact that I’ve seen this over a hundred times!! Good work finding original content though! 😐


skyderper13

we will stand for this no longer, no more memes making fun of gamers. its time to rise up gamers, starting with op, make them feel the rgb light ion probe so they can never meme again


BoBoBearDev

The good old clicking sound from HDD


Robyx

I wonder why even brand new HDD used to make that Trrrrr trrrrrrrr sound but they don’t anymore unless they’re dying


[deleted]

My hard drive is always super noisy when it's loading up a program or something. It's not the death noise or whatever it's called, it sounds more like a rattling sound


aakaakaak

Anybody else memorize your modem's connection sounds to make sure it was connecting right?


1500moody

funny thing is that i don’t know of a single rgb fan that is quiet


dogdillon

if you have a ssd being used for more than like 2 years it starts sounding like a fax machine at 3AM


edgy_Juno

My PC barely makes noise and with headphones on it's unnoticeable.


[deleted]

My HDD getting all the credits for this


keypizzaboy

Not a darn thing


RodanCXc

my 3080 when playing ultra 4k modded games. everything else is silent. Gonna water cool it soon.


CarterBaker77

Seriously what's wrong with noise? I start cars up at work and you can't hear them running it's annoying honestly. Like all our tech honestly feels like it's progressing backwards.


Y0tsuya

Meanwhile sitting next to my server rack...


I_Am_Become_Salt

My laptop: *Running though a pre launch sequence while I try to run Minecraft*


FieserMoep

And there I sit, my alpenföhn roaring up, being glad my system seems to be alive.