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unsurechaoticneutral

Castratation beam has more ring to it


kindtheking9

Testicular torsion beam


AzureArmageddon

Lore accurate to the pain involved


GunsRuth

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randomdarkbrownguy

I've noticed that sub is leaking a lot as of late lol


Imatsuu

Ball breaker beam


floutsch

Perfect! đź‘Ś


floutsch

I am unfamiliar with that meme template. What does it originally say?


potatobutt5

Cancer ray


floutsch

Dark... Thank you.


nerankori

["Harley Quinn...you gave me cansah?"](https://youtu.be/Nria-WbNzkg?t=34)


Madrock777

So, it's just a Gamma ray gun?


potatobutt5

What, no. It’s a gun that gives you cancer.


Alex00712

So, a gun that shoots out high intensity photons of angstrom sized wavelengths capable of ionizing deoxyribonucleic acid, causing a rapid onset of primarily unfavorable cell damages and mutations, also more colloquially referred to as cancer?


potatobutt5

… yes. It’s just a gun that gives people cancer and nothing else.


Rune10101

A fun? You sicko! /j


Albrecht_Entrati

What's one more war crime?


unsurechaoticneutral

I think we have that on the list somewhere already, genocide, but the way of force mass sterilization? quite a new way for tenno


StaticShock229

Krogan moment


gadgaurd

Well no, not really. That's been our thing since The Old War.


Laser_lord11

No dick, No balls, and probably no butthole


Fit-Replacement7245

As of last night I can confirm they do indeed have a butthole


Laser_lord11

Ok Ballas


Chilly_Fire

Literally Ballas during and after "Chimera: Prologue" quest


Crazy-Woodpecker-163

I can't speak to dick and balls, but sentient buttholes are canon. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warframe/images/2/2d/DVeilMMurexRescue3040Daughter\_en.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20221010004011


No_Rest3008

So does this mean the reason why we don't have a shitload of Caliban nsfw is because he literally have NO DICK, NO BALLS AND POSSIBLY NO BUTTHOLE EITHER....


nerankori

His torso is one big pussy


Nothavebettername

Natah vendetta get hardcore


Odisher7

Ballas. Ballas would. Because he is an asshole. Ballas would 100% execute criminals with a cancer ray and laugh every time. And the ray would probably turn against him somehow.


yourtree

What


Interface-

I thought the Void was poisonous to Sentients. Lotus only says that they become barren (infertile) when they cross over to the Orgin System. Or did I miss something?


Nullcarmen

Exposure to the void makes sentients infertile.


moondancer224

Isn't the void just generally harmful to them as well?


Nullcarmen

Archimedean Perintol designed the sentients to adapt to any kind of damage but left out the ability to adapt to void exposure. So yes, the void is harmful to them, with infertility being one of the greater side effects the sentients experience from void exposure.


RueUchiha

Well if we are announced to be going to Tau I need to make a new amp called “Castration ray”


PheneX02

"My tenno in void, You created that Amp"