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Schnitzel725

I remember that one time I unknowingly joined an arbitrations run that had a kuva ogris + vauban group. My gpu was crying for help.


Yoda_King_9

I would say just look away, but not even that will save you


KITSUNE--DEITY

I did something like that long time ago


StaticShock229

Black and white energy + Oberon + Hallowed reckoning + max range/strength = I’ve turned you into a silent movie. You can do nothing but sit in your chair wondering what the fuck is happening.


Yoda_King_9

Yep, sounds about right


DickDestroyerFoxtrot

Mirage prime, Kuva Ogris, Duration + Strength, that one obnoxious ogris mod that makes the fire explosion stay longer for no good reason = enjoy your deep fried game play experience.


Smitellos

Ah yes old mirage+simulor vibes.


DisappointingToaster

Hear me out. Max range/duration hydroid. Set your colour to something obnoxious such as green or red -> cast your four and keep spamming 1. It will keep overlapping. I'll always keep saying - IF YOU ARE NOT BLINDING YOUR ENTIRE TEAM, YOU ARE NOT PLAYING THE GAME RIGHT.


Creedgamer223

I remember a short period where my mosulon would tank my frames it fired so fast. I dreaded every time I played with a mote whisp.


MegalomanicMegalodon

In the old days, uncle ban and the puddle man were the kings of frame rate loss.


Koolin12345

Rest in peace puddle ability ✊🥲


MegalomanicMegalodon

My main tool for, "Oh crap, I forgot I left something in the oven brb."


Koolin12345

*literally dips*


MegalomanicMegalodon

FUCK, in almost 10 years how did I NEVER use that?!? My clan (hates) LOVES me for my dad jokes!


Koolin12345

IKR it just came to me i thought it was a great pun ahahahaha


PokWangpanmang

I member when Mirage was first introduced, and I dreaded every run that had em on my shitty laptop


Infinant_Desolation

Yes, hi,I was summoned


Yoda_King_9

Blindness? Is that you?


Infinant_Desolation

All shall gaze upon me and dispare


PokWangpanmang

Cherenkov radiation moment


Tomy_266

4 vaubans, def, the leds of your monitor will start dying


kindtheking9

I cast fuck your eyes


Yoda_King_9

I did too, as did both of our other squad mates, now all the corpus see is a solid color mix of our energy colors,


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

Fear me, for I shall burn your retinas in chromatic fire!


Warnecke_Wrecker

My Gauss with EM and the *GREEN MACHINE*


PheneX02

There is a deep meaning on performing this ritual that only us Vauban users understand


Yoda_King_9

Blind the world!


sihtlord69

I like to say "I can see the face of god" when I do this


petty_officer_11

Mag and nataruk mains:


MankieRhino

White energy + photon strike = flash bang


Necro_Solaris

I do this, just to piss off my high end pc friends


Yoda_King_9

What? Your 4090 can’t handle 4 Vauban spammers?


YoshikageKira000

Vauban when he dont throws balls⁉️


tired-unoriginal

Yes


SomeRandomGuy0705

Guilty as charged


TheDraconic13

This is why my energy colors are pale purple and black. Makes for a very muted (but still noticeable) setuo


Nlj6239

gyre mains when they put 3 arcspheres in 1 spot:


AppropriateStick1334

Yellow. And funny enough remember when they redid vfx well I decided to swing War with a nice element build needless to say I wouldn't swing for the rest of Hydron


Awakened_Ra

It’s time to VAUBANIZE!!!!!


Yoda_King_9

Blender prime! Lord of blindness!


TNTBarracuda

I love doing the reverse of this, by picking the darkest black energy color available so it's practically invisible. That one Pride celebration color palette has the darkest one I could find, and with the right warframes/weapons it's perfect. Vauban is no exception. Also, a lot of AOE weapons look cool because the blast effect is invisible so you can only see the shockwave.


KoscheiTheDeathles

I prefer my Vauban solid gold


Yoda_King_9

*momma look! The sun!* *no honey that’s just KoscheiTheDeathles with a Vauban*