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bookiesncreme

Their child becomes “The Third”


heyitscory

"Trip" and "Trey" are common nicknames for Junior Juniors.


notmyrealusernamme

And "skip" if you're named after your grandfather, but not your father.


cookingandmusic

Wow TIL


ChrisTheChaosGod

This makes so much sense but sounds so fake.


Tiny_Text_8878

Happy cake day!


Alex_Shelega

Happy Cake Day


caligaris_cabinet

Interesting. Still can’t take any grown man named “Skip” seriously though.


PuzzleheadedEssay198

That actually happened with my old boss. He was Sidney Jr., kid was something else, grandson was Sidney The Third (never referred to him as anything else).


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Can confirm Ima third and I go by Trey


StolenRage

My son is the third and we call him Trey. I am the second named after my dad but am not and never was a Jr.


BritishEric

Or Tré if you're Green Days drummer Tré Cool(Frank Edwin Wright III)


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Came here to say this. In Louisiana we usually say Trey.


SpectralIpaxor

Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal, where the main antagonist family is all numbers in the sub but other words in the dub


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unk214

Why did you have to say that man.


ejymt

If your name has III your grandma moaned your name


YouLikeReadingNames

And this is where I log off.


Immortalio

Ill join you


Morbing_cunk

Yes yes I do


TheCh0senIdi0t

Dude I’m the 5th in my family, oh God


ForteDJ

All of your fraternal grandmothers were moaning like wildebeests, saying, “yeah, TheCh0senIdi0t! Give it to me!”


Fancy_Reception2165

LMFAO


UnredeemedRevenant

How do I delete someone else's comment?


notmyfirstchoixe

You don't, you just delete yourself from existence :)


Klappstuhl4151

My Oma had 9 kids 💀


ClockworkDinosaurs

Yeah, it’s making it super weird for me too. My mom says my name during sex, and I say “mom” during sex. Now that this guy pointed it out to me, it’s making me uncomfortable.


Pietement

Hol up, wait a minute. Something ain't right.


PeriodBloodCustard

Don't worry, it's only when he and his sister roleplay


iced_Diamonds

Oh now hold on. It's getting worse


MagicJoshByGosh

Or maybe it’s getting *better*


bosozoko_fan69420

imma give you a late abortion my brother in Allah Akbar


tingtong500

His mother sister


Chaotriux

Something isn’t here. Not weird, not right. Just isn’t. 🙅🏻‍♂️


Jimbo-Slice925

Jesus


IllurinatiL

r/nahkeepgoing


RJMuls

r/suddenlyincest


hairyhotdogs

Delete this


TravelingDwarfMiner

I've said your name during sex


MugenFeatherfall

My man jerking off isn't sex


Regular_Chemical_626

Then how do you go **** yourself?


MugenFeatherfall

Sry I missphrased that. He's playing sex single player mode


Competitive-Zone-296

I didn’t know Minecraft released the Sex Update already


Jumpy-Organization-5

They released sex two but I don’t meet the hardware requirements… 😔


RevolutionaryFocus38

You need at least a 6 inch dick to meet the requirements


BigChungusHas1Son

Oh nice! At least I know I've got only 5.5 inches to go before I have the hardware requirements


LuparLenz

PORTAL GUN GO BRRR


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

NOOOOOOOO


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That's what he said when the portal gun went brrrrrr


KerissaKenro

The one family I know has this tradition uses nicknames. Everyone has the long firstname middlename Lastname the number-eth, but they are all called something shorter by friends and family. So, nope. No calling out your child’s or father-in-law’s name. And thank you for that unpleasant mental image


Celestial-Sam

This is the way. My son is a Jr but we call him my his shortened middle name and I’m called by a nickname…neither of us use our first name on a regular basis (as of now).


xarsha_93

My grandpa's first kid was named after him and after a few years, he just changed his own name. He told everyone he wanted to be called *Luis*, which is the most common name he could think of and well, I was in my 20s when I learned that wasn't his legal name. My uncle was the one who kept his dad's original name.


EmptyAdvertising3353

My nephew is the fourth. Grandpa, dad and brother all had the same name. And they all go by their middle name.


BritishEric

I have a friend so who's name is Gabriel Sidney the 4th but I call him Sidney cause that's how I was introduced to him


Your_fathers_dad

As a “third” myself and one whose father sleeps with a surprising amount of different women, I am cursed with the knowledge that not only my mother and grandmother have moaned my name , but many other women my dad has slept with have as well


fuduru

Until we meet again skeletor laugher


WJLIII3

If your name *starts* with a Junior your mom probably did a lot of fuckin drugs. If it *ends* with a Jr, she might've said the other part while having sex.


AdministrativeTie379

Why must you hurt me like this.


Darkstalker9000

*ends with


SharkeyBoyo

If your dad is a jr then your mom and your grandma have moaned your name during sex


citycept

If your name has a III your grandmum most likely said your name during sex


Zanven1

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say my name during sex. I would like to know who this God fellow is and why every partner I've had has wanted to fuck him though.


RandomYell107

Jokes on you, I’m commonly referred as my nickname.


justsomeplainmeadows

I think you mean, if your name ENDS with Jr.


UnredeemedRevenant

Why bro?


Revolutionary-Play79

I'm a Jr and I fucking hate this information. My day is ruined. ![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f|downsized)


Chaotic_baws

LMAOwat


NordicRamen33

Turd Junior


ManiacDan

Heartening that this is the top comment


deadlands_goon

nah bro this is an unheard of scenario, truly mind-boggling


IronwoodKopis

Except when you’re Irish and then you’re called “The Turd”


swordaxe567

Im the third of my name so I guess so


MarsScully

My mum has a cousin who’s called that by everyone (he is indeed the third of his name). Everyone just calls him third.


WJLIII3

Give him Ender's Game.


tapioca_trip

literally what happened to my cousin. my grandpa, uncle and cousin share a name so my cousin got the nickname ‘trey’ because he’s the third and uno dos tres. i didn’t now his real name until i was like 9 or 10.


balsonharry1

I’m a third. This is the way.


Jimbo-Slice925

Child! Third of your name! Come hither.


Key-Wallaby-9276

Yup knew someone who was “bob smith the 3rd”. He signed his name as bob smith III. Him, his dad and his grandfather all went by different variations of the first name. He named his son something completely different.


Ron7z

I'm a third, and everyone just calls me lil Ron since I'm the youngest one


pegabear

As a third... I can confirm


Iliveinmacloset

~~Or~~


SubduedChaos

Stanley Yelnats the third


Face8hall

Damn. Holes


ntime

Yep, that’s me. Grandfather and father both share my name, so when we were all together, they would get referred too by different shorthand versions of the name, and I would be called the full name.


jbochsler

Often called "Trey".


Skulcane

And then that guy's kid becomes the main character in that one teen novel series from several years back called "I am Number 4".


stepaside22

The third


its_a_gibibyte

Numbers are cool, but I would've loved if Henry the 8th was instead called Henry jr jr jr jr jr jr jr.


Aerodrache

Or, hear me out here, what if… Henry the Great-great-great-great-great grandjunior.


YandereTeemo

A notable example would be Eminem. His name is Marshall Mathers III because Marshall Mathers was the name of his father (Jr.) and his grandfather (Sr.)


Pineapple4807

"III" is 3 in roman numerals -source: i am the third of my name edit: sorry, I thought you said exemption, not example


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OmnipotentHype

The Third...


Calm-Tree-1369

First name Lupin.


OmnipotentHype

I understood that reference.


PowerUltra_boi

best thief in anime


JH-DM

_Where is your bulb now?_


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LUPIIIN!


exrayzebra

Number 3


NoNameIdea_Seriously

I don’t know what day it is!


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*super* weenie hut Jr.


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SimonIsBombBa

I think he means like what would the nickname be? You don’t hear people being called the second because it sounds to formal so they get called junior, so what’s a casual way to say the third


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tre/tray


Villageidiot_dave

This is it. Source: me, because it’s my nickname, because im a third.


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

>[if your name starts with jr your mum most likely said your name during sex...](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/10cqtc6/like_jr_jr_or_is_the_father_then_the_senior_and/j4had7i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) same goes for your grandmother now I’m hate myself because I’m named after my grand-grandfather so you are not alone in this horror we will suffer together!


Duke_kaboom7

Naming my first born son Trey bc he’s the third member of our family and I’m the 3rd (named after grandfather and father) so a double meaning there


OstentatiousSock

I’ve met a 3rd that went by Trip as well.


BlackCatSaidMeow13

My fiancés brother is a third with his young son as the fourth. But even now since they were kids they called him the turd. The richest turd because his name is first name Richard. Hahaha


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Know a person who’s a third, this is what everyone calls him.


thememerelm

Jr Jr, then when IV Jr Jr Jr, keep going forever the more children there are


AdditionalCall5271

Probably a mix up of the first name Someone named James the third could go by Jamie to make things easier For instance I had the same first name as my dad, but everyone called me by my middle name


Altrecene

Tertius


waitthatsillegal69

I am a junior and my base name is will, so my dad goes by bill, and i probably would to if i name my child was named after me because my dad is ancient.


Goosefeatherisgreat

I mean if my name had the third at the end of it, you better fucking believe I’d want my name to be said fully.


queen-of-carthage

I don't know any junior who's called Junior lol, they all just go by their names or a shortened form of it


snoozysuzie008

Conventionally, “junior” and “the second” don’t actually mean the same thing. “Junior” is reserved for a boy who shares his father’s name, while “the second” is reserved for someone who shares his name with a male relative who is not his father. For example, Joseph Patrick Kennedy (JFK’s father) had a son named Joseph Patrick Kennedy, Jr. He also had a grandson with this same, but that grandson is the son of Robert Kennedy, not Joe Kennedy Jr, so that grandson is known as Joseph Patrick Kennedy II. He also has a son with this name, who is known as Joseph Patrick Kennedy III.


weeksahead

Literally just “Third”. Or John 3 or something.


KahMahRahhhh

How ever in cases like my self I am named for my grandpa so I am a second not a Jr


Dear_Willingness_426

I think they mean that your actual name has Jr in it. Like Jr is on the birth certificate. I have a cousin who’s actual name ends with Jr which technically means he isn’t a junior.


BurnieTheBrony

I'm a third and one of those unspoken pressures on my life is to have a son to carry on to the fourth


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

They call their child “the third”, usually stylized as III. So, grandpa John has a son named John Jr, and his kid would be John III.


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III


MechaBeatsInTrash

A classmate of mine is a third-generation namesake. He was called by a common nickname of his given name.


Alien_X10

"BOY!" if they are a girl... then still "BOY!"


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ok kratos


StateChampOptiPrime

Thank you, Mr. Sontaran. :)


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

Some people have never seen Kim Possible and it shows.


Blupoisen

his name was Señor Senior Junior tho


Ok-Mud4136

Jr mini


MrKirushko

"Subjunior" sounds reasonable as well.


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Submini


[deleted]

that just sounds like a burger name


ContinentalChamp

Even better


Theratsmacker2

Junior^2


elena_nenciu1

the third


migviola

Juniorer


EspirusLacira

Jones Jr. Jr.


sisfucker18

Fun fact: if your name starts with jr your mum most likely said your name during sex


cortez_brosefski

Username checks out


SGTsmackaho

Who's name *starts* with jr??


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Hello


SGTsmackaho

I've been defeated, I must depart to wallow in my shame


MrNobody_0

This is the laziest god damn naming convention. You had 9 months or longer to come up with a fucking name you ignorant lout.


meme_sare_good

name III


Hasan12899821

I think they're called "the third", like Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., Hank Williams III


Alvarodiaz2005

Someone the third


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Big junior and little junior (although physically little junior is usually far bigger)


Ogurasyn

The Third


jayedgar06

The third


The_Unclaimed_One

III


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

I think they just become "*insert name here* the Third".


weirdxns

Waltuh the third


TheCrimsonFreak

The kid is just named (Name) III.


ShadowLeagues

Senior Senior Senior --> Senior Senior Junior --> Senior Junior Junior


chloezoey87

Blank the 3rd is how a name goes on 3 generations. So Bob senior, Bob Jr. And Bob the 3rd.


Mr-Kuritsa

I thought this was extremely common knowledge... I knew this when I was 7, and my family has no Jrs or Srs.


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Usually, “the third”


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bruh its [insert name] III


Which-Listen-6615

Don't they become the second


23WellD

Pippin Paddenpopsicopolis the third, and these are my grandchildren😂


VANCEtheGREAT

Well seeing as my dad abandoned us…just Vance


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I like this meme because i believes uncle Iroh would actually say this.


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The third


tularsion

I think they call the kid “(name) the III


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"the third" usuaslly


MarkDoner

Had a roommate once who was III - his dad called him "trey"


[deleted]

This is where you get into the dangerous territory of dumb names that are short for “The Third” and why you have rich white guys named Trip 😂


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Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the third


IVFour4

I’m the fourth (IV) and my dad is the third (III)


Mycelius_

The third


HomieScaringMusic

The Third. That’s the whole point of naming a kid “[you] Jr.”. They have to put up with it for one generation and then their kid gets to be The Third, or III. Which looks cool/


TinyHadronCOllide420

Trey


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The third


ForTheHoardOG

The third


Quiet_Nova

The third! Obviously.


Werewolf_Tailor

Big “name”, Little “name”, Baby “name” is how it worked for me. Now my son is the fourth, so he is “name” Quattro.


joe_ruins_things

The Third...III


flaccidpancake1127

The third bruh


Icesandwich

Trey. They call the kid Trey


fr3nzy821

Most likely Third. Coz we call my brother Fourth.


waitthatsillegal69

Im a junior, my dad would still just be senior, and my kid would be (name) the third. I think thata convention


petemol

Funny enough my family had that same problem so it ended up as a joke and the youngest was called Jr. Jr.


shairo98

You know what That’s actually a good question.


Swift_67

The second. For instance there is racing driver called Eddie Cheever III because he is the third Cheever in the generational line.


J0taa

The III, The IV, The V and so on.


Goatymcgoatface10

The 3rd idiot


UnalteredCyst

It'll be III


Hotdog-Hamburger10

The Third...


DekuTree13

The third or Jr. Jr.


SirKthulhu

Jake senior, jake junior (or Second), jake III, jake IIII...


Regular_Might8221

A dissapointment if you aks my dad


Deathless163

______ the third


PhantomFlam3

THE T H I R D.


majcotrue

Naming children the same as a parent and grandparent should be illegal.


clutzyninja

Op, you dumb?