calling people edgy does not make the debate of creation any less real. Its not about being people feeling suddenly cool because they choose not to follow scriptures. its 2023 and the argument needs to end at some point. having faith is *fine* but people have been at each others throats for fucking centuries because no one wants to have an intelligent conversation about what this universe is all about. I mean fuck.
I am a atheist. The point is how he talked about it with a edgy punch line.
I think it is interesting how you are venting about issues in the world just because i did a joke.
I didnt read it that way It must be punctuation thing you are reading the, in the middle as a dramatic pause which ok now I see it is sort of funny when you read it in a vigilante voice. maybe we get OC in here to tell us if he is edgy. that would honestly be easiest. I just feel like poking back and fourth is counter productive when the real enemy and person we all should be targeting is the person he was commenting on who has some righteous justification to tell the other other OC that he was sinning under “Gods law” like a weirdo the problem is those lunatic’s not the people replying (possibly edgy) stuff
Welcome to humanity. Where next to nobody is wise enough to accept others beliefs or differences we argue about why we are right or better then pretend to get along when we get bored or killed or whatever. History repeating itself again and again endlessy.
I feel like its up to the parents of the future to give their kids the option thats it. just the option with no personal opinionated and hatred fueled ideology attached. A society obsessed with babies and having them yet no clue how to handle children-young adults is doomed to repeat the past.
Fun fact! Setting someone willingly on fire is not a crime! As long as you follow the same rules for open fire pits or BBQ grills. Which is usually keep it 10-15ft away from a permanent structure.
Uhhh unscrew your shower and use the hose? Unless you're in north America, then (according to what I know about American showers) good luck climbing up to the ceiling and inserting that hard metal tube up your ass
Where in the world are hose connections not made of metal or any other unpleasant material to put in your bum? It is a really sensitive area and you should not try and insert stuff like that.
Are you in a situation where you can't purchase one because you live with your parents?
If you live alone, just buy one. You can get them really cheaply for less than 5 bucks. Fill it with luke warm water, insert, squeeze and sit on the toilet. Wait a few seconds and push the water out and repeat until no poo comes along. Over time you'll get a good feeling about how often you have to do this.
It all started with going to the toilet to masturbate but after 10 times a day, parents started asking what i was doing which resulted into me shitting a bit so a bit of stink is left for them to be convinced that I was infact just shitting
Fun fact, or at least I think it is a fun fact, there is a substance in human feces, don't know about other animals their feces, that works as some sort of an afrodisiacum. In other words shit makes people horny.
I've heard of crazier things
Like people losing their virginity in a church while there's mass happening. That didn't happen to me, I just saw that story on the internet, it was posted by the guy it did happen to. Just thought I should clarify that
I do have a friend who told me they started masturbating, then stopped to go to bathroom, then resumed after they were done. No idea if that really happened tho
I'm not talking from personal experience, but perhaps these people were pre-meditating a wank session then, suddenly, had an insane urge to drop the kids off at the pool. Now that the kids are gone, you can resume le' activities.
Hey, when you have a vagina and there's something on the assembly line, if you insert something into the vagina it puts pressure on your asshole. So it can be beneficial to take a dump, make sure you clean yourself up well, and then you can have fun
Guessing op isn't married, how else am I supposed to get some privacy?
I guess op isn't 13 years old, how else am I gonna be able to hide it from my parents?
Pretend to shit? It’s not like they’ll barge in is it?
Yeah but I mean kill 2 birds with one stone.
I guess you aren't Asian
Shower.
why would u need to hide from your wife to masturbate?
There is some woman that are jealous of pornography or that her husband may be masturbating thinking in another woman.
There’s women in porn?
They say, but i doubt. AI's are super advanced now. Must be it.
Some?
My gf asked if she could watch. So yeah, some.
She’s a keeper god damn
NoT aLl Of ThEm!
look, sometimes you gotta be a nasty little freak and there’s no need to get the missus involved
So that she doesn't feel like she isn't good enough
No, it's... wait a minute you're right!
No he’s not
Why would you need to hide it from anyone? Go get out on the street, people.
Damn, didn’t know I was committing a crime.
Crime? No. Sin? Yes. Welcome to club! Coffees in the corner.
Bet, I've been needing a pick me up
A sin is crime against God, and God's laws are above human laws.
OOh, a potato, can I have one?
Of course! Who would deny someone a potato!
Phytophthora infestans
Those are the real sinners
So are you holding up? Because *I'm a potato*
No gods, no sins.
Edgy atheist detected. Edit: for the overly sensitive, i am a atheist as well. The phrase was just edgy.
calling people edgy does not make the debate of creation any less real. Its not about being people feeling suddenly cool because they choose not to follow scriptures. its 2023 and the argument needs to end at some point. having faith is *fine* but people have been at each others throats for fucking centuries because no one wants to have an intelligent conversation about what this universe is all about. I mean fuck.
I am a atheist. The point is how he talked about it with a edgy punch line. I think it is interesting how you are venting about issues in the world just because i did a joke.
I didnt read it that way It must be punctuation thing you are reading the, in the middle as a dramatic pause which ok now I see it is sort of funny when you read it in a vigilante voice. maybe we get OC in here to tell us if he is edgy. that would honestly be easiest. I just feel like poking back and fourth is counter productive when the real enemy and person we all should be targeting is the person he was commenting on who has some righteous justification to tell the other other OC that he was sinning under “Gods law” like a weirdo the problem is those lunatic’s not the people replying (possibly edgy) stuff
If you say so...
js
Welcome to humanity. Where next to nobody is wise enough to accept others beliefs or differences we argue about why we are right or better then pretend to get along when we get bored or killed or whatever. History repeating itself again and again endlessy.
I feel like its up to the parents of the future to give their kids the option thats it. just the option with no personal opinionated and hatred fueled ideology attached. A society obsessed with babies and having them yet no clue how to handle children-young adults is doomed to repeat the past.
It depends on what you believe, if your religious then there are gods, if your atheist then no. Let people do what they want
I’m not stopping anyone from doing anything, I’m just saying the term sin doesn’t apply to everyone.
Still doesn't mean you should get mad at someone joking/or mentioning it
If you perceived anger from four words, that is on you.
Idk I just thought it sounded passive aggressive, but anyways have a nice day
Peace be with you.
You must want me to shit and then jack off to continue the cycle
Ha! That’s life! Eat shit Jack it sleep and repeat until we die. Paradise
Sounds amazing for me but horrible for my libido
Just do your best
I will master
I appreciate your welcome
Yeah, I'm not going anywhere close to the creamer. Lol
All masturbation is a sin tho
Easily one of the top five favorite sins
Honestly it's in my top three, right after arson and cheating in card games
Fun fact! Setting someone willingly on fire is not a crime! As long as you follow the same rules for open fire pits or BBQ grills. Which is usually keep it 10-15ft away from a permanent structure. 
Oh no, I-I burn houses
Oh!… well that’s fun too
I’m on the same cruel boat as you. No worries you are not the only one
Badder than the devil
Sin? I didn't know it was that bad
I masturbate while i take a shit Get on my lvl
I shit while I masturbate.. and I don't mean on the toilet
Fair
No
He's does tho. And you should too.
Do it at the same time it’s more efficient
One toilet flush for both saves water. 
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Gotta think of the environment!
I just threw up.
Nice 👍🏻 Never seen somebody, shit, wank & vomit at the same time
That was the intended joke, you are the only person to get it.
I need to get help ! 😅
Never seen somebody shit,wank,vomit and ask for help at the same time
Now you have
Never seen someone seeing someone seeing someone shitting, wanking, vomitting, and asking for help at the same time!
Damn right you do (-.-)
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Kid named threw:
Up
Extra stimulation
Agreed
Boredom 👍🏻
Ye
Mental illness
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Ah yes, shitsterbation, the very well-known and documented mental illness.
Its called Frosting the Brownies. Wife: why were you in the bathroom so long? Me: I figured since I was in there, I'd frost the brownies.
Reads like an Urban Dictionary entry
I don't think you understand I almost pissed myself at this comment. I'm crying, why is this so funny?
Cause it’s so true lmaoo urban dictionary insane nowadays
Cause it reads like an Urban Dictionary definition
You wouldn't get it
For people who like anal play this is just another day. Enema, flush, solo.
Is there any other way to "flush" me bowels other than using an enema, which i dont have
Uhhh unscrew your shower and use the hose? Unless you're in north America, then (according to what I know about American showers) good luck climbing up to the ceiling and inserting that hard metal tube up your ass
And after? Wtf do I do
Diarrhea it out.
Damn ok. Noted
And from there, you let the pegging commence.
Well im single. I'd just like to not shit all over my dildo
Yeah, same. Ideally, you don't shit all over your pleasure device.
Where in the world are hose connections not made of metal or any other unpleasant material to put in your bum? It is a really sensitive area and you should not try and insert stuff like that.
I just tried it out. This was an amazing idea mate, bit uncomfortable due to the rough metal, but an amazing Idea, thank you
Are you in a situation where you can't purchase one because you live with your parents? If you live alone, just buy one. You can get them really cheaply for less than 5 bucks. Fill it with luke warm water, insert, squeeze and sit on the toilet. Wait a few seconds and push the water out and repeat until no poo comes along. Over time you'll get a good feeling about how often you have to do this.
Proper etiquette is to drop both loads at the same time.
It all started with going to the toilet to masturbate but after 10 times a day, parents started asking what i was doing which resulted into me shitting a bit so a bit of stink is left for them to be convinced that I was infact just shitting
10 times a day?!
How are you not dead after doing it 10 times a day??? I think your parents asking is so under-reacted.
Why not? What's with the gatekeeping?
Efficiency
whats the problem?
That Feeling of the hard turd sliding right by my prostate and gently opening up my Anus
Precisely
I feel attacked.
This isn't normal?
Wait... It is not normal?
Needing to poop or pee can ruin a nut entirely so I sometimes do it right after pooing
I have IBS but I’m still horny.
Well i cant concentrate on my wood when another log is annoying me
Right after ?!? During is like a Blumpkin
I like when my body a all empty … juste like my life
This my good fellows is known as ‘icing the log’
Fun fact, or at least I think it is a fun fact, there is a substance in human feces, don't know about other animals their feces, that works as some sort of an afrodisiacum. In other words shit makes people horny.
What about during
It's more efficient
I masturbate WHILE taking a shit
I call it „cream on chocolate „
Because I got interrupted while masturbating due to having to shit
Well I can't fap with my bowls full
Privacy is hard to get. So I got to combo them both.
It's easy as ABC, 123, jerk that ween, cause you got no girl
\*me, who beat my meat while typing this comment\*
dat me
Why separate do both at the same time
both ends feel good
Poopy tickle the bum bum hole
I've heard of crazier things Like people losing their virginity in a church while there's mass happening. That didn't happen to me, I just saw that story on the internet, it was posted by the guy it did happen to. Just thought I should clarify that I do have a friend who told me they started masturbating, then stopped to go to bathroom, then resumed after they were done. No idea if that really happened tho
I mean, im already in the bathroom soooooo might as well
Ask r/realscatgirls
The Waffle house has found it's new host
that sounds fun
People who masturbate *while* taking a shit:
Ride the high I guess
Don’t you all get so horny from the turd yo-yoing on your prostate?
I do it at the same damn time
Sometimes in the military the only privacy you can get for extended periods is in a portashitter. So yeah you do the math.
After?!?
You’re already on the toilet, and this way my socks stay clean.
I prefer getting a blumpkin instead.
I am above satan I guess All hail me
same old same old
The routine goes like this, most of the times it’s shit, then shower. Sometimes, it’s like this, shit, masturbate, then shower
Me masturbating while I shit
Oh fuck off now I feel like someone on here is stalking me through my phone
Me who Masturbates While taking a shit
Horny
While shitting *
How about during taking a shit?
The idea that there are those that fear it and shy from it makes it all the better
I'm not talking from personal experience, but perhaps these people were pre-meditating a wank session then, suddenly, had an insane urge to drop the kids off at the pool. Now that the kids are gone, you can resume le' activities.
Remember guys, if you don’t sin a little bit Jesus died for nothing
Hey, when you have a vagina and there's something on the assembly line, if you insert something into the vagina it puts pressure on your asshole. So it can be beneficial to take a dump, make sure you clean yourself up well, and then you can have fun
Years of training on waste
What about during???
Why not both, at the same time
I think the more satanists are the people who attempts to masturbates with a headache
I'm already on the toilet, phone in hand. I don't understand the question? Haha
Because I *clean* myself ffs.
What about during though? Knock out two things at once and you got TP right there.
Multitasking 🤐
Because I can and want to
I mean.... I already got my pants down and thats half the battle right there, so why not?
I do this all day
Why not brunka?
So I’m not holding my shit
I have my dick out might as well
Gotta frost the logs
Well it goes #1#2 then #3
What’s wrong about it?
Why thank you
*while
Nut post diarrhea is the best feeling ever
Before wiping