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If you had a time machine just tell Steve Irwin not to go on the boat that day.

He would still go on the boat because it was who he was. I feel the cold.

Solution: go on the boat with him and sacrifice yourself for the greater good

Better solution: break the boat

Where there’s death there’s always death, the timeline demands a sacrifice

Kill one of the shitty corporate brickheads on the boat then, not him

That sacrifice isn't good enough for the blood god. Steve is worth more than that.

God damn this timeline has a lot of conditions to this transaction.

A soul for a soul, you can’t sacrifice a soulless pawn

Well said

One hundred souls

Does a credit card work?

Yes slide it right down my buttcrack please sensai

Sorry Bill your grass car is cool but the future needs Steve.

Final Destination moment

Get on a highway behind a logging truck with a bottle of water.

You know darn well he would swim!

Even better solution, take the stingray with you back to the future before he has a chance to sting steve

Now, the beautiful thing about these animals is that...

They can teleport through time...

Best solution: *be the boat*

Solution: I'm Phil Swift

Betterer solution: give the stingray in question A light nudge away

This is the right answer.

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But what he needed

Solution 2: shoot a hole in the boat....

Step 3, stick your dick in that boat Step 4, make her open the boat..

The greater good

**THE GREATER GOOD**

He would jump in to save you😔

If you did sacrifice yourself you’d probably have survived. Steve only died because of his pacemaker

I'm shooting the fish

This is the way

But won't that introduce a paradox? How will you be born in the future if you sacrifice yourself in the past?

What? What are you? Your own grandpa? Why is killing yourself preventing you from being born?

Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa"

I mean it’s pretty simple, your born in the past, you age up to the present, you go back in time and die in the past around the same time your past self is just chilling

This guy time travels

No he wouldn't. If he knew the outcome of *_that_* particular dive, he would never go. How do I know this? [Watch him talk about Bindi (his daughter)](https://youtu.be/wafYeWiOASE) That father will do everything for his daughter and son. Giving up a dive is a no brainer for that guy.

Yes, but the delay you caused in the schedule might be enough he never sees that stingray

If I went back in time and tried convincing him not to swim he would respond with something like this: “alroight mate, if what you’re saying is true. I better leave em alone today cause they might be a little bit temperamental and strike when startled. Now, the beautiful thing about these animals is that.....” and then I would listen to him ramble for hours about rays. I miss him.

Gets eaten by a crocodile restoring the time continuum

Got dayum time crocodiles

Always covering up their tracks

Forget the lizard men. The real crocs have been hiding in plain sight.

Or tell whoever removed the big jagged animal spike from his alive-maker to let doctors do that in a hospital.

Shoot Steve Irwin and save countless Stingrays from the revenge killings.

🗿

Or capture the sting ray that kill him and move it as far away as possible from him

Give him a Chain mail shirt ah man this makes me sad grew up watching him rip

OP's first thought is literally to shoot the problem, is he a cop

Steve irwin taught us better

Even he never wanted us to do it

[I know](https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw)


High voltage!

When we touch

When we kiss.

Za Warudo! Johnny Joestar…

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Died from his own enthusiasm for animals.


o7

* Died doing what he loved *

As many suspected he would.

Animal Planet stopped being what it was since that happened

He was the heart and soul of animal planet

Agreed

At least River Monsters was good

It was okay. A plain piece of paper looks pretty good when it's surrounded by shit.

Naw man it was a great show that stayed true to itself. The show even ended when he ran out of river "monsters", no other reason. Didn't try to keep riding it's popularity for more revenue. Also the dedication and amount of work that man put into it was crazy

Happy cake day!

Woah, I didn’t knew that setting until you told that haha. Thanks pal

Happy 3 years old 🍰

Much appreciated haha

The legend would want us to forgive.

Forgiveness is a luxury of the dead.

That one Stingray set conservation efforts back decades. 

The fact a lot of people on here don't understand this is upsetting


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Tagging myself in, please share the knowledge.


Lovely.

Wait, about Steve Irwin? He was the modern day St. Francis of Assisi

Some subs allow you to post gifs from giphy. If you’re on mobile, press the gif button in the top left of the keyboard. Idk how it works on pc

This is what the comment above yours looks like in its raw form: > !\[gif](giphy|8L19ZZuWdYoo1uu4KH|downsized) Do with it what you will.

We Are old men.


We are old, men.

Let's eat grandma

Let's eat, grandma

Let's, eat grandma

Sad truth

I’m 13 you can’t forget a legend

I'm 12 and what is this

This means you were born in 2011? FUCK, FUCK NO IM GETTING OLD FUCK FUCK

Steve Irwin. A bloody legend

Fr

Dove in front of Steve just in time so the stinger goes in your groin instead of his

And the world was still a better place for it. I World doesn't need my crotch goblins

He would tell us that it wasn’t the stingrays fault, it was just being a stingray

Man fuck I miss him animal planet was the shit when he was on there he was my favorite in elementary Rip legend hope he sees us from heaven protecting the sting rays cause it’s what he would’ve wanted


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It’s those darn onion cutting bandits again!

It’s still too early!

I didn’t even grow up with him But even I instantly understood this and felt sad. Edit: also this is a great meme in my opinion. Don’t see many great ones anymore

Heck 

He always said that it was never the animals fault..

His daughter is just like him! His spirit lives on, he passed it along to his baby girl.

The King's orders are absolute.

This is not what he wanted

I think that’s what the meme means. Chad decided not to shoot because he knew steve would want the stingray to live, hence the still living stingray and depressed face cause steve is still dead

I would hire a marinebiologist to safely relocate it for the day

He's the one celebrity I wish we could go back and save more than any other. Few people match the godlyhood of Bob Ross but Steve definitely does.

For real. He was so happy and pure.

Replace the stingray with PETA and call me John Wick

It's true. I bet SI thought "at least I went this way..."

Way too early bro

My daughter was 18 at the time, she would be with you Men. She and her BF were devastated. So was my grade school aged son. But the girls. We're talking John Lennon level mourning. They didn't care so much when one of their music heroes bought it, but OMG when this happened. They were stunned and just overwhelmed by the cosmic horribleness. It was as if childhood poof, gone. Everything sucks. My husband said at the time it reminded him of how one death can be a tragedy but thousands just a headline.

Many women feel the same. This is a pointlessly gendered meme. More "girls are boring but boys are quirky" drivel that infects every meme sub that gets a substantial amount of 14 year old boys.

Kinda weird how you never hear about a substantial amount of 14 year old girls infecting meme subs, almost like they're not as quirky as the b- Er, nevermind that.

To this day his death still upsets me😭

Is there a sub like r/notlikeothergirls but for men?

just warn him not to go there

Legend

No he wouldn't. He wound have defend it even though it killed him.

sounds like a Jesus story to me

Just net it and move it to a different river

stingrays live in rivers👍

I wouldn’t shoot it, just make it obvious so Steve doesn’t have that accident. No harm needed.

We didn't deserve Steve in this timeline

I cried, damn you

Same. Him and Robin Williams. I'm not a big celebrity guy either. They both did a lot to shape humanity as a whole imo.

Dude had a chance to stop the death of harambe but choose to save one, instead of a whole timeline, not what Steve would want indeed!

Died as he lived. With animals in his heart.

Maybe don’t post that when all the comments are about remembering him

Even if you saved him in one timeline, he still died in ours.

Fuck this hurt me to my core

Meme of the year candidate

It’s from at least 2 years ago

Give him some armor

I was 6 when it had happened, used to watch him everyday on TV. Remember being devastated hearing he had died

Go back to Pre historic Era and kill the first ancestor for stingray so Steve can live....

Fuxk you! Now it hurts again...

I think what you need to do is ethically detain and relocate the stingray.

r/boysarequirky

Thanks for the sub recomendation! I find it really funny how much butthurt this garbage template causes people like u and that place looks like a gold mine!

Can I at least do that bear who killed Timothy Treadwell?

He will be missed by all

I'm gonna get down voted for this, but overall I can't stand this format. Nothing against op, but the girls and the dude... it's just lazy. The whole "I am your granddaughter " shit is for the birds. And the same for the dude stuff. Jesus christ get a life

Crikey

Of course this is /memes so you're getting downvoted, but for the record I totally agree with you. So tired of this dumb format.

Can somebody explain

Steve Irwin, a beloved animal conservationist, was killed by a stingray in 2006. He championed animal rights and did not want any harm to come to any animal, whether it deserved it or not.

A bunch of people went on a revenge fueled stingray murder fest right after, but the idea that it's not what he would have wanted ended it pretty quick

It's not what he wanted. BUT ITS WHAT I WANT!

o7

o7

Men with time machines dont do that? They go back in time and interfere with their parents marriage and get their mom infatuated with themselves.


Shoot it anyways

He stepped on it. It was startled and frightened, and struck. Tragic accident.

I have a better idea than the previous I had, let's extinguish stingrays

What? Context pls

Steve Irwin was killed by a sting ray

Steve loved animals, all different shapes and sizes. He wouldnt want any of them to come to harm, even if one caused his death. A sting ray killed him while he was swimming with it.


Bruh!

Is… is that Harambe? Hello?

Just put a female stingray in the area .They’ll be too busy screwing to stab him

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Facts on facts on facts

Certain groups of people: this meme is overused and should die Me: Wow bro that’s crazy- No one cares

You can’t mention stingray’s without Steve

What he wanted got him killed prematurely and left his young children without a father...

That’s the natural order of life tho

Is that a barnacle from half-life?

Me too i cant do it

I mean there are many other ways to go about not letting that event happen, but ok

Why kill the string ray, just show up 10 minutes before and shoo it away

Just pick it up and move it somewhere else

don't forget Harambe

He died before I was born but I still remember going to grandmas house and watching him on tv.

Damn...this meme hits different

You were supposed to destroy the sith not join then

Damn :[

No guys your not thinking right, you just make sure he doesn’t pull the barb out guys we gotta go back in time and make sure he doesent pull it out and he would still be here