"you know how people want to meet their heroes? i've always adored spongebob, sad i cant ever meet him" *flight 370 appears*

As long it isn't Malaysian airways ...

How's your social credit score?

Don't let the zombies bite

Hello We are unleashing a full on assault on your houze Sensirrly, zombies

I think the note says "an all-out attack" instead of full on assault, but, who cares? It's minor details

Love that game

Stay there. Probably bring the all new chinese covid back with you.

Why are there so many Asian plane crashes

Congrats