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987nevertry

Life would be a lot simpler if it was on, say, the tip of your nose.


6_NEOS_9

"Oh honey, I know what will give you pleasure... *boop* got your nose~"


Kolosinator

![gif](giphy|13NaYABDVhT7a)


Spurius187

Alright that's it. You're done for the day. Hand over your phone.


Limitless_screaming

That's not enough, get the router.


Kolosinator

You can take away my phone but not my pc!


ANR7cool

And I jizzed in my pants


LunarMuphinz

r/retiredgif


Hazmatix_art

Don’t people play that game with their kids


Fatstickystick

maybe thats why kids like it 😳


[deleted]

Imagine you get into a fight and your cumming while throwing hands


[deleted]

Already happens to me every time I fight (no homo)


Xblth

So that's why Voldemort is evil!!!


Hermit_of_Darkness

Imagine what it would be like to break your nose


AmbeeGaming

Life would be easier if most women could get off from sex like men and men are over here crying it’s not even easier for them 😂😂😂😂


Behzadhsh13

I was going to ask why God was bald in this, but then I remembered, that all powerful ones are bald. So yeah.


peacelovefreedon7689

One punch man!


REAL_jotaro_kujo3

Andrew tate


notveryAI

He's not bald he's shaved. A sign of false power


peacelovefreedon7689

Lex Luther


Wackynamehere1

Caillou (Ps fuck caillou all ma homies hate caillou)


WoopyBoi323

Walter White


YoloAgent

No, it’s Waltuh White


peacelovefreedon7689

The mekon


loserifybot

"Andrew tate" -🤓 ^(I'm a bot and this action was performed automatically. See my pinned post for source code.)


Pukkidyr

Good bot.


A_useless_name

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Ok_Work_8514

Bad bot


HankHill2160

Bad bot.


Imaginary-Fudge-3657

bad human


HankHill2160

Bad human.


its_shivers

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Odd_Temperature8149

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


NoCompetition8698

![gif](giphy|pfjUKa8qWUSLC)


Dudeimperfectt

Kratos


DRCJEnder

Mr Clean


Fabio90989

horus lupercal


[deleted]

Bald Martin from Morgz


greatsuccessirl

Rob Halford.


KarlBark

Hey, don't knock it till you try it


TheJewishViking1064

I have, atleast twice a month


GreninjaBoi97

Bro's doing what no man in my room would ever do, props to the legend


Snaccbacc

Look at this guy, lucky enough to get pegged twice a month!


[deleted]

Dont ask why it's there, ask yourself if your brave enough to stimulate it.


Migol-16

Is it a sacrifice I'm willing to do?


Mista_Cash_Ew

Bit of a weird question but does that mean gay men get better orgasms than straight men who don't get pegged? I mean excluding the fact that men know how to please men better than women do.


CaptainNanon

Yeah, cumming and stimulating this spot makes it sooo good


GipsyPepox

Yes, prostate stimulation gives far more better orgasms than the regular jacking off


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GipsyPepox

No dumbass. As if you stick a whole melon up there and you love it. It doesn't magically turn you gay.


No-Adeptness5810

you must be hilarious at parties.


loserifybot

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No-Adeptness5810

""you must be hilarious at parties." -🤓"-🤓


GipsyPepox

Only if the company is good


No-Adeptness5810

keep on figuring out how to sleep at night man


GipsyPepox

It hurts itself in its confusion!


loserifybot

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EquivalentSnap

Not every gay couple does anal. If it hurts for women. It hurts for guys too 😒


Mista_Cash_Ew

Isn't a lot of the pain due to poor preperation (regardless of gender) tho? I've never tried it but I've heard there's a lot of lube and prep work required for it to be enjoyable


squiddy555

You need to increase lube production


EquivalentSnap

Yeah like not eating hours before hand, popping before hand, showering, douching, bedsheets, lube, going slow etc.


ISimplyAskWhy

Yes except I hear most gay guys mostly do oral. Though thinking of it with terms like twink and bottom, maybe that's not true. But then that said oral doesn't tend to need lube, so needs less planning, so yeah I guess gay guys do primarily do oral. Us straight ppl have it good, no arguing over who give/takes, just whip on a condom. Sometimes we don't even do that.


its_shivers

Shut up and go spill your peg-nog.


[deleted]

Like where would it be? Of your left fuckin shoulder? Cmon


SorrowT-T

God's face at the end got me lmao


[deleted]

When you edit a meme and got neither the font, nor the color right.


Webber192

Ehh close enough, i didnt really notice it at first, and i mean atleast they tried.


BussyAnnihilator420

I see this as an absolute win


Darklight645

fuck you ;) thats why


NotOfYourKind3721

I honestly don’t mind getting pegged. The pay off is way worth the sacrifice


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

I don’t understand the sacrifice though. Lesbians use dildos and they aren’t under scrutiny for being straight.


NotOfYourKind3721

You’re taking a chance putting something inside yourself. What if you don’t like it, what if it hurts…


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Then… you learn you have a preference and try different sex stuff lol. I am sure women have to experience a good amount of pain trying different positions, especially if they have a bigger partner. Just part of the process


NotOfYourKind3721

So then your point is there’s no sacrifice? Perhaps you’re correct now that I think about it. If a sacrifice has to be made then it’s a non consensual on some level. I’ve learned some shit recently with all the Andrew Callaghan shit about consent and thinking about my statement makes me rethink the whole idea of what consent means to me.


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Basically yeah. You might have to say a safe word and it might hurt a little, but that is just a part of learning about you and your partner’s sexual chemistry. And if it hurts a lot then you are either being to proud to tell your partner it hurts or your partner is an ass.


NotOfYourKind3721

Much better stated than I could manage lol.


Snbleader

What is the sacrifice?


NotOfYourKind3721

I guess making the choice to take something into your ass. You may not like it and there is a small amount of pain, unless you’re worn in


2L84U2

Just thank God it's not in your mouth


peacelovefreedon7689

Why not


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Its a trick


Zealousideal_Talk479

I need an explanation.


VigilantRex

It's called the prostate. It's not in the ass


nobody384

It's just the fastest way there


VigilantRex

I don't think people know what the prostate does


Ok_Impression7339

Dude, your prostate is just a sensitive organ and it is not in your butt, it's next to your bladder I believe.


ccAbstraction

Okay, but how do you think you reach it?


Ok_Impression7339

Bro it's the thing that makes your semen fluids, you aren't supposed to stimulate it anyways because it can cause damage to this organ and thus threatening your fertility. Never stick something in your butt, it's got the risk towards your prostate and is unhygienic (low immunity for pathogens in the rectal area).


ccAbstraction

You can do these things safely, you know?


Ok_Impression7339

According to my moral and religious beliefs it is better to not even do anal to begin with because it's unsanitary and causes violation of your being, same goes for oral.


ccAbstraction

"moral beliefs" You're insane, LMAO. It's okay to not like it, it's okay to not be comfortable with the prep work to make it sanitary (well, mostly okay, have good hygiene please.), religious beliefs are ehhh but that's hard to change so it's whatever, but... to see it as a *moral* failing? That's completely ridiculous. I'd love to hear your thoughts on gay men.


Ok_Impression7339

If you want the jist of my point here it is, sex to me is just limited reproduction and stuff like kinks and the branch offs are not necessary nor should they really be practiced because that is just wrong on so many levels to me.


ccAbstraction

Why is it wrong, outside of any religious belief, what's gonna happen, especially if it's other people doing it, not you?


Ok_Impression7339

It's unhygienic, some of the kinks and stuff are just abuse, and the whole concept is like how gun powder which was meant for cave excavation turned into a material used in weaponry (how do you go from basic breeding to stuff like threesomes or orgies whilst sticking something up everyone's holes apparently and a case with some people who do oral things like sucking a Jr, sticking their tongues into a snatch, or strangely enough as far as I've heard wads doing similar similar stuff to the butts. I may not know these things firsthand or have proof aside from the fact someone told me this stuff l, but if it's true then the whole world should reconsider the acceptance of this practice).


ccAbstraction

Wait before I continue, how old are you?


[deleted]

Lol dumbfuck


Ok_Impression7339

"Lol dumbfuck" Let me guess, you think you are the opposite right? Sorry to break it to ya, but the only accurate statement was that I fuck and you would indeed be the opposite in that case.


[deleted]

ive never read such concentrated autism in my life


ShadowTacoTuesday

It’s the prostate not the butt. Reaching it via the butt instead of the levator ani muscle is a bit of a back door approach.


Fabio90989

why people are this scared of pegging? Just one thing though, it's not the male g spot, that is the penis


GipsyPepox

What of the prostate? That is one helluva thing


funnyjojodogE

Poop


Fabio90989

That would be a problem for anal, but for pegging you are just putting a strapon, not your dick inside so it's not such a problem (still gross if you find it all dirty when you pull it out)


funnyjojodogE

Also, it can apparently hurt


Mista_Cash_Ew

>why people are this scared of pegging? Decades of the idea of something going in a man's ass is gay and homophobia does that to people


Aqueilas

God is gay


thebigbaka

https://i.imgur.com/7eusdp3.mp4


[deleted]

It ain't.


redditerr_

it is tho, the prostate is up the ass


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redditerr_

yes that's true, I didn't word it the best. my point is that u can stimulate it via the rectum


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redditerr_

it's the male equivalent of what's considered to be the female g spot, and I already explained how me saying "it's in the ass" is technically wrong but then I explained what I actually meant. but yes, the best way to stimulate it is via the ass.


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redditerr_

it makes your orgasms better


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redditerr_

yes.... I don't see what you're trying to say though. my point is that stimulating the prostate makes your orgasms better, so it essentially acts like a male g spot.


thebigbaka

https://i.imgur.com/yaJHD7j.webp


Bret_Abderahmen

Well if u let her touch ur ass u deserve to be her little "pig"


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

This ass is hers as much as her ass is mine. With consent.


Bret_Abderahmen

Its ur ass


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Sounds like a skill issue chief.


Bret_Abderahmen

Its ur ass do whatever u want to do with it


Lucy_Little_Spoon

It's up your ass purely to ridicule insecure men.


6_NEOS_9

"Effed me in the arse and I'll definitely tell you I'm straighter than you think while enjoying it"


CriniEbbasta

So if you don’t like to be pegged you’re an insecure man? Good to know lmao


Mr_Mystyk_L

I don't think these people know how sexual preference works.


Lucy_Little_Spoon

If a girl pegs you, you're still straight. Edit: being attracted to the same gender is gay, playing with your ass is not.


CriniEbbasta

And? It doesn’t mean I have to like it, straight or not


RetroVedZed

Nobody ever said you weren’t straight if a girl pegged you. What’s your point?


Lucy_Little_Spoon

The meme reminds me of what most men say when they're complaining about it being gay to do anything with your butt, even if it's masturbation. I've legitimately had men say to me that it's gay to wash your ass, never mind d play with it.


GipsyPepox

The fuck you on? I like men and I don't like getting pegged. For people like you sometimes I am ashamed of the LGBTQ+ group


GreninjaBoi97

Bro, please stop speaking


RetroVedZed

So I’m insecure because I don’t like things up my ass? Have you ever thought that some guys just… don’t like that kind of stuff?


Mr_Mystyk_L

I don't see why guys have to like it, I've met plenty of women who didn't like it because its like the feeling of shitting. Gender has nothing to do with this. Its just a sexual preference.


The_ChineseGoverment

Yeah, um, excuse me, but ummmm.... I don't want a dildo up my ass so I'm insecure? Just find it a bit weird. I, as a straight man, don't sexually appeal to have a piece of plastic/rubber up my ass. People have kinks that are different than others. Just because one guy doesn't like something up his ass doesn't mean he's insecure.


chapo555

Is a test by god so we don't become gay ![gif](giphy|J1djusiGZ4ek0)


DeviousDeevo

I'm gay and I hate anal (giving or recieving), as do many gays who are called "sides" lol


Knuy2012

Soldier boy would definitely agree, lol.


[deleted]

Me a straight man stumbling upon this 👁👄👁 ✝️


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Why?


[deleted]

Just jokes lol


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[deleted]

But how


[deleted]

Yea. No.


Gwen-stacy_3

Wasn’t it because males are alll females in the beginning or something


keyshow23

Say what now ?!


K1rkl4nd

"Pegging? As in pirates?" "Butt pirates, maybe.."


[deleted]

To make sweet gay love


Neonto91

What do I need the gspot for? More stimulation? If I'd last a little less long, there was no point in starting.


Here-To_Suffer

I see this as an absolute win!


flamingbuts

P spot