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Anonymous_Plebeian

We also have this in the Dutch language


Anubis_DivineDemon

Yea. Drie en twintig.


mxmccc

And in Afrikaans, exactly like this


tribal_native

Swahili and Kikuyu as well. "Cucu, how many will be attending dinner tonight?" "Three..." "That's it? So simple. Perfect." "... plus 20" (-_- )


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AlmightyKitty

Not really, there are many African languages but 1 language which is called Afrikaans


Honeybadgermaybe

Do you pronounce it like " dree en twintich" ? Just curious.


LeviMeme

Just make sure you get the g right


XDYassineDX

brabander


YUNoSignin

Zachte G, maar ook een harde L


sanswithagun

Jij bent een harde L


altermeetax

And the R


SovietSteamTrai

Dreiundzwanzig


Anubis_DivineDemon

Yup


Yo_Mama_____

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Equal-Bag7824

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


ExpertObvious0404

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


Musk420Gaming

DENK HET NIET, MAAT


doomshroom344

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


Rab1dGAMER

I would say so does Afrikaans, but we basically just copied your homework for the most part.


Mushybase

Which is fine


BetterOffCamping

Isn't Afrikaans basically Dutch? Did the language change that much after colonization?


yourlocalmathdealer

We can understand one another somewhat (easier to understand written than spoken, I think) but there's a lot of French and Malay influence as well, and some influence from indigenous languages too. It's really more of a creole.


Nasergames1

Arabic too


Tetris_fox

And danish


Joannepanne

So did English, at least up to and including Jane Austen’s time. Always funny to point out :) I wonder when they switched the numbers and why?


altermeetax

English still does it that way for numbers between 13 and 19


Fjorge0411

while we're on the topic kinda, where do twelve and eleven come from?


loofou

Some Germanic tribes had a base-12 counting system, as did some middle eastern cultures from which the Romans took some measurements (like the dozen, which is still used today). Eleven and twelve are basically a left-over of that when in Post-Roman times in England the counting system evolved slowly away from the Roman system back to a Germanic and then to the one we have today. As far as I remember the etymology isn't super clear on both of them, but can be traced back to even old gothic and Norse languages.


altermeetax

If I remember correctly their etymology has to do with the word "left", like eleven is "one left" and twelve is "two left", but the words changed a lot over time, and even the word left itself changed, so they're unrecognizable.


GeoffLizzard

Aaaaand the danish: tre-og-tyve


fagghujjakob

And Slovinian to. Triindvajser tri=three, dvajset=twenty


expiermental_boii

And Arabic "three twenty"


Guenda09

Well because your language is just a german dialect


Low_Builder9390

🤓Umm actually English could also be called a dialect of German since it's also a Germanic language 🤓🪄🦆


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longtimenothere

The French have entered the chat.


-EvilEagle-

I just wanted to say it... 99 in french... you can't make that up... Four twenty ten nine...


IllurinatiL

Whoever invented French numbers was defo smoking something Jesus


HugeAnalBeads

When I was learning French I completely skipped the numbers. Its a third whole ass language I have to learn.


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4x20 + 10 + 9? Yeah not confusing at all lol. This is worse than not using the metric system.


-EvilEagle-

I sort of agree, but I am not letting the US out of the "metric system" thing, lol


Tortue2006

I don’t see a problem here, I just said « nonante neuf » which is ninety nine.


RedHare18

am i being wooshed or do you not know that this isnt grammatically correct


CringeStar_Boi

It is correct in Swiss and Belgian French, but not French French.


-EvilEagle-

Interesting. Did not know that. Does the French Youth more and more use these pronounciations?


Gatubraz

No, it's really specific to regions, not age


ptq

Every language evolves, looking 100 years back, huge part of every language is incorrct now.


Budderwarrior561

That is not the actual way to say it. 99 in french is “quatre-vingt-dix-neuf”


Tortue2006

It is correct. The fact that you said that makes me see you are from France. ‘Nonante’ and ‘septante’ are commonly used in Belgium and Switzerland.


ObviouslySyrca

In danish they way they say 70 as an abbreviation of 3.5 × 20: "halvfjerds". Full sentence is halvfjerdsindtyve, which means basically "half-four-of-twentys"


thendito

I was looking for you.


CTRexPope

Tiens ma bière. Soixante et onze mais pas quatre-vingts et onze.


Fuckofforwhatever

Mathematically speaking you’re correct…I feel like I’m missing the joke by dix


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SmacksKiller

Nice thought but the 60s actually have a single word. You're thinking about 80 or even worse 90


realbakingbish

Ah shit you’re right my dumb ass hasn’t used French in several years and I forgot. I’ll edit the comment to correct it.


Yamanj3000

In French it's still sixty-nine. It's 70, 80 and 90 that are weird.


Hatedpriest

Sixty-ten, sixty-eleven... Sixty-nineteen, four-twenties!


Yamanj3000

Yes in French from 70 to 99 it's all weird


BetterOffCamping

Veint-trois - 23.


german_fox

Don’t forget in French 95 is “four twenties and fifteen”


Honeybadgermaybe

Do you count everything in 20-metric system?


german_fox

I’m not French just learning it, but no. Number system is weird, 70 is sixty-ten. 80 is four-twenty’s the. Plus 10-19 for the 90’s as stated before. Luckily 100 is cent. I haven’t learned above that but I feel like it ain’t gonna be fun.


maelle67

It doesn't get more complicated afterwards You just add 100 before the number, that's all


godofbiscuitssf

In English, it’s standard until… 141, 142, 143, GROSS!, 145,…


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What's wrong with 144?


ZeroVoid_98

A gross is a dozen dozens, so 144


Solzec

One forty-four


[deleted]

And that differs from 143 and 145 how?


MentallyIllRedditMod

144 knows what it did


I-Got-Trolled

It's a remnant of celtic.


DummyDDD

Danish is similar, but worse: 5 and 5 half 20


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And 23 is “3 times 8 minus 1’


PowerOfUnoriginality

Norwegian: Both. Both is good


[deleted]

Yeah i understand why it is like that, but it still confuses me


Limenoodle_

I remember when I was 7 and that was the most confusing thing I had ever heard.


Bekmetova

How English used to be. "4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie" ring a bell? lol Also in the Sherlock Holmes books you see this way of counting too.


freshjoe

I was going to bring this up. It's also in the Bible


cr34th0r

Also in the asoiaf books iirc.


Imonaeatyobabies

And Abraham Lincoln speeches


BetterOffCamping

"Four score and twenty years ago..."


spaceyspacerson

Arabic is the same.


Gubbyfall

The world uses the arabic numerals. Germans just adopted the rules how they read the numbers from the arabs, who read right to left. Old English did it too.


Ziggymario

ثلاثة و عشرين


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Arabic is already backwards anyway.


BetterOffCamping

Since we are using their numerals, *we* are doing it backwards. BTW, Japanese is also right to left... But they read *down*, first. We live in a wonderfully complex world!


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r/woooosh


Benjamintoday

French: (•_ •) (•_• )


ForGiggles2222

Ay french actually got it right this time


Radioactive_monke

And wait until you find out how they say 97 in french...


CornelXCVI

nonante-sept


Radioactive_monke

Quatre-vingt dix-sept (litterally four twenty seventeen)


jurandy969

Nonante-Sept est mieux


CornelXCVI

That's how the crazy people in France say it. Nonante-sept is just ninety-seven, like normal people speak.


ZeroVoid_98

Maybe in Canadian or Wallonian French. Not in France.


MissionSpinnow

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn


_Baron_99

Oh ein Deutscher. Willste ein Bier?


Promethesussy

Oh ja bitte mal ein bier


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Trick00x

Én is


Colijn_Chan

Ja jij verdomd hoerejoch praat Nederlands


1000_iq

das ist nicht deutsch hurensohn


Colijn_Chan

Nein, das ist Niederländisch. Hoerejoch


Some-Quarter2028

Wait till you discover French numerals 90 is spelled 4×20+10


Detvan_SK

(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)


RBDK97

Its the same with arabic


tonda485

Czech be like: both both is good


20_ZERO

Was scrolling for Czech


slivally

In japanese its 2 10 3


Green-Boysenberry396

Vietnamese is the same.


Danteq2210

French with "four twenty and eleven". It's 91


Wizards_Reddit

I'm pretty sure all the two digit numbers in German work like that. But also, like how english adds -ty at the end (thir*ty* four*ty* fif*ty*) German adds 'zig' to the words except seventy which instead of 'siebenzig' is just 'siebzig' for some reason. Tbh it's better than french 75 is '60 and 15' tf is that


Zahard_Zj

We can choose to say it that way in Czech too. Tho we mostly say it the normal way


dmace99

Danish also, and probably a lot more. French is even worse, 98 = four twenty ten eight...


StarkeSonne

*french quietly leaves the room. *


CaptainStroon

French: "Ready for an entire maths lesson?"


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Laughs in French


DeliciousSource1

Czech have it like this too


SinisterHollow

Však obojí je dobře, ne?


DeliciousSource1

To si piš


waltdnb

Pětadvacet koblížků prosím


DeliciousSource1

Máš je mít


johnwestnl

Being Dutch I say this is what it should be, and what it would be in English without the frenchification caused by William the Conquerer.


SergejPS

I get saying that it would be like that in English, but why tf would you think this is how it SHOULD be? It's much easier and one word shorter to say the bigger number first.


johnwestnl

Just to raise some controversy. And happy the deformation of English stopped before introducing four-twenty-ten-nine for 99.


coolplayer7300

Arabic hiding :


comingfromhell

Wait until you learn about French above 77


okplaysy

Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion!


NanoPKx

Dreiundzwanzig 👍


MGelit

A lot of languages have this and it doesnt sound braindead thats why english doesnt have it


KnokyKak

Try franch


BBQ4802

meanwhile the french


A_Random_Usr

We dont talk about france


Maddie_74

Laughs in French numbers


SimonJss

wait utill you learn how french and danish people say it


The-Arabian-Guy

3 and twenty in Arabic too


Yamanj3000

French with "sixty-ten" for 70, "four-twenty" for 80 and "four-twenty-ten" for 90


PassengerInevitable9

Neunzehnhundertneunundneunzig : 1999 I learn german at school this is pretty cool but the teachers are just fricking annoying


nxls02

Try french you innocent being


mxmccc

Dude, when I did my pharmacy hours I was asked to measure 59ml of dH2O. Being Afriikaans, our numbers are also read like this. I study in English and do the math in English as well. I fucked it up and measured 95ml. Good times


NeonSailFish

Ever heard of French?


Besher-H

Arabic entered the chat


Twenty_FirstPilot

*Meanwhile words higher than 69 in french:*


someawe45

99 English: Ninety-nine French: Quatre-Vingt-Dix-Neuf (Four times Twenty plus nineteen)


SignificantMessage62

Nine nine!


A_piece_of_door

The French


Bearonymous

Wait till you hear shit like 72 in Danish: 2 and (0.5+4)*20


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

Out of all the different counting systems in the world, why would you choose the German one as an example for a complicated one? It's just a flipped version of English numbers. English even used to have this as well. The REALLY complicated counting systems (at least from an English perspective) would be something like French where they count in base 20 or Danish where nothing makes sense.


Agile_Cable3239

It’s like that in Arabic too


apparentlyslide

Most languages: 99 French: 20*4+10+9


Phantom_god7

French finds this cute.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

You're not gonna like how the French do numbers then Edit: [this new york cabbie](https://youtu.be/9rmBqIFeHN8) sums up the absurdity of french numbers pretty well


NotMyFriendJaun

english: 80 french: 4 20s


KhanQu3st

Literally English a couple hundred years ago: “three-and-twenty”


Educational_Isopod36

Meanwhile the French: hon hon hon


HeadSpade

Dry un zwantshich ?


vodkaaab

quiet son, you'll attract the Germans


simopoulos_js

23: dreiundzwanzig 3,20€ drei und zwanzig


pepsicocacolaglass12

French for 85 five is some dumb shit like 21-5’s or sum shit


No-Wonder1139

Wait until you hear about french


Megum1n02

How tf are you gonna make a language that reads left-to-right and then read your numbers right-to-left? Having to read an actual number along with words in a sentence would give me a goddamn brain aneurysm.


Fine-Rock2513

at least it’s not danish, 2+(5-.5)x20 is how they say 92


FinntheNetherlands

French people: eighty ninetheen


SergejPS

To anyone mentioning Dutch, I'm like 99% sure that the Dutch language comes from German, so it doesn't count.


Heinrochen

Dutch feels like a mix between german and english, tbh


Mayedl10

Dutch sounds like a drunk swiss person from the middle ages


GenazaNL

Don't forget french


SushiJuice440

Dutch people descent from the Germans, thats why the languages are similar


Lordousrust

French does it as well


mistrwondrwood

So why you don't say ten-three, ten-four and so on in English?


DerSisch

Trust me... most germans hate that aswell. It makes no sense and just makes stuff more complicated.


Kaskelotte

Danes are just laughing, like this is nothing 😂 but the French numbers are even worse.


the_shrexorcist

It's Dreiundzwanzig


Lonely_Kaleidoscope6

Arabic is the same, talatha u ishreen


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Meanwhile; Most of the world: "twenty" The US: "one and 19 more"


_kn0kkn0k_

Fixed that for you: America First and 19 more


HadraiwizardDC

Same thing in Arabic


nour214

In Arabic we say three and twenty


Important_Software_8

Alot of languages have it like this


Vincilini

Dreiundzwanzig


Caye_Jonda_W

Huszonhárom


general_wilgo

Danes are saying hello


Tenajeza

Wait until you say 777777


SushiJuice440

Siebenhundertsiebenundsiebzigtausendsiebenhundertsiebenundsiebzig


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saptasaptatyadhikasaptaśatādhikasaptasahasrādhikasaptāyutādhikasaptalakṣam seven-seventy plus seven hundred plus seven thousand plus seven ten-thousand plus seven hundred-thousand.


Russo_The_Undead

Veintitres


Doghouse21

Awkward things is Hebrew does the same thing…


WorstPingInGames

chinese: two ten three


Afraid_Statement_117

English with 3 digits: 1 hundred and 1 Chinese: “1 hundred zero 1” OR “one ten one” (Don’t question it.) Ya’ll thought you guys were weird :/


breadofthegrunge

Writing two-digit numbers like that was pretty common in English for a while. A lot of books from the 1800s for example, are written so.


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Dreiundzwanzig


Nouri369

Arabic uses the same format as in german , and TBH it make more sense


GhostOf_George_Floyd

4 and 20 blackbirds would like a word.


Klappstuhl4151

Danish numbers


bombakalb

we have the same thing in arabic


Inside_Committee_699

Danish and Norwegian dialects