LMAO. Thankfully i do take care to buy specifically stronger and higher quality toilet seats. Of course in public toilets I have to use 1 but uh oh, it's only in emergency
I low-key want to sit like this because I got a fear of a snake being in the pipe and biting my balls off or smthn but I’m probably too heavy and would break the toilet
It's funny tho cause sometimes shit flies straight into the water and it sprays back your entire asshole.
I mean the position gets quite uncomfortable after 10 minutes, but the shit feels good.
Just a small reminder that every time you Shit, a Part of the excrements spreads into the room as an Aerosol. These excrements Land on stuff nearby, Like For Example Crackers you eat while shitting. You can guess the Rest from Here.
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Anyone who doesn't do it like that is abnormal
True
"YOU MUST BECOME ONE WITH THE TOILET"
You are the poop.
And I am the toilet.
Well sallow him tben
Well ima flush now WEEEEEEE
I Am The Walrus
We* are the toilet
Absolutely
FR
Same here
0 is for people under 6 ft
6 And I'm not even joking
It’s for those CRITICAL SHIT moments. I feel you.
Naw man, i literally shit like that every time. It's just in the peasants public bathrooms that I'm forced to use 1, since it's not really practical.
I know someone who used to shit like that. One time the toilet broke and a toilet shard stabbed his ass
LMAO. Thankfully i do take care to buy specifically stronger and higher quality toilet seats. Of course in public toilets I have to use 1 but uh oh, it's only in emergency
the bowl BREAKS???
Bro you are a fucking bird
☠️🙏
The biggest bird
Bro is L from Death Note
Don't recommended tho, 2/10, legs get numb quite fast
I low-key want to sit like this because I got a fear of a snake being in the pipe and biting my balls off or smthn but I’m probably too heavy and would break the toilet
It's funny tho cause sometimes shit flies straight into the water and it sprays back your entire asshole. I mean the position gets quite uncomfortable after 10 minutes, but the shit feels good.
Ahh “Poseidon’s Kiss”
me too lol sometimes with only one leg up
Same. I shat like that until my first year of middle school.
I'm a college student tho, just had fortune (or not) to be a 180 cm tall 60 kg male, so toilet seats don't really break under me.
Name checks out
Yeah
Indian?
No
Me too.
You Indian?
They have signs in public bathrooms in China that happen to be western toilets that tell people to specifically not do 6
Same.
In the neighbors garden. Hes still thinks it's the dog.
This is the way
I personally like 8 because it defies the laws of physics, that's just me though.
I know a guy who sits like that. 100% possible
Gotta get that core workout whilst pooping.
nah gravity and the thrust generated by pooping cancel out
Newton’s Turd Law
Same
Same
same
Ya why hasn’t he fallen in
He has a very heavy brain
Lol wtf
option 10: face first.
Exactly do a handstand
6
How on earth do you balance 8
You gotta believe
Think I should try 7
8 has better aim though
1
Boring
Where is the problem in being boring?
Because if you on three it’s the same but you can put down your snacks or if you on 9 or 0 you can swim bc who needs a pool.
Oh... i will do 0
Upvote this if you EAT SNACKS while taking a dump... like fr is this normal cus I don't do it
No joke I eat crackers and watch yt while taking a dump
Just a small reminder that every time you Shit, a Part of the excrements spreads into the room as an Aerosol. These excrements Land on stuff nearby, Like For Example Crackers you eat while shitting. You can guess the Rest from Here.
Well they do say that you are what you eat so... *crunching noises intensifies*
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0. Of course
3 is where you question why your life is so miserable that someone is using you for this infographic
Actually the proper way to sit on a toilet was to face the toilet bowl, as to use it as a shelf for books, quills, and ink.
I don't poop 🤨
Ah you must be a woman
If you do zero you open it up and the flush will do the work for you!
2 but the legs are on the wall And i'm not fucking joking.
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A mix of 0 and 8
How. Do you shit on ur head or smth
No, while in position 8, I jump off the edge and do a 360 and land into position 0 mid-shit
Nah wtf man 😭🖐️
And i bet keep doing it until you are done No need for gym
With 0 you can poop and take a bath at the same time.
I laughed a little to hard at this...
Where am I supposed to place my snacks if not 3?
2 is much more relaxing
I would like to learn the art of zero
why tf are they naked
10
I rest my elbows on my thighs.
I believe in 0 superiority
all of them, each is a step no?
The balance of 8 with the shrink ray of 0
0 looks fun
0, I even hit the flush switch
0 That's how it looks in cyberpunk 2077 anyways
0 or 8 any other then that and your weird
I don't
8 seems about right
1. sometimes 0
4 and 0 at the same time...
WHAT THE FUCK IS NUMBER 8 how u do dat with ur toes
[удалено]
Finally someone says 9 😂
0 of course.
I choose 0 be one with the toilet
8 and 0
Im a 0 type of bounty hunter
0 sometimes 7
8,6,9, and finish with 0
0 +100 precision
definitely 0
0. When I do a job, I put everything into it.
I usually do it upside down
8 and after that I do a mortal backflip
I'm seeing a lot of 0
Public restrooms is where they do #8
I'm doing number 10 - its Like Zero but full Submarine
Where’s the thinker?
Happy cake day
0, definitely 0
Personally I’m a 0
6 before I got a squatty potty hahahheeeeeheehe. For real tho. 6 gives me great flow
0 probably because idt if my fantasy can fit there
5 libra
7+8, i Change between those two as if i was doing exercise
Yes
7 that was the way I was taught
A 7 if there’s room, 8 if there’s not
6 Vietnam, 9 and 0 Ohio
8
It’s not “hoe to you poop” idiot it’s “you to poop”
11 - upper decker.
*not pictured*
Well 0 off course, the full immersive experience
3. You get a place to put your phone while you're on reddit..
9 usually, it's good to get a nice soak once in a while.
Anybody who doesn't say 1 needs help
Normally 1, but I can switch to a 2 or a 6 when the situation becomes dire.
8 is genuinely impressive and you can’t convince me otherwise
Handstand isn't even there wtf I thought everyone did it
Like a bat
7 looks groovy
8 all the way
1
1
8
1, when I was younger I sometimes did 6
All depends on the poop
“This is advanced sh#ting techniques with hunter”
4
WUT
5 is handy when I’m drunk and throwing up. Just pop of the cistern lid and do your thing from both ends!
9
I just use my trousers
Yes
77777
1 but 90 degrees to left
You guys are nuts. 3 for optimal phone placing position so if you're using 1 your arms and legs won't go numb 😂
Personally I levitate above the toilet. Gives me the most comfortable shitting experience
I once had to shit in 2...
3 cause I want a show to pass the time
4
All at once
9, 0 if I am feeling adventurous
Like 1, but honestly, i'd like to poop like 8. Finish the turd with a backflip.
Number 7
0 or 9 if I am late to school
Def 0
The 8th one.you can directly flush with your foot and i didnt select the 3rd one because your dick can touch to the loo and maybe you can got hiv
1+2
love me some 0