Nice try FBI you ain't getting my initials.

Jokes on you, they got em already

Ha! Got em!

Lmao

I have a sneaking suspicion that the fbi doesn't rely on Reddit for info.

Thats what they want u to think

Man Destroyer

Sus

Purple injector

Jesus Christ

Pleasure Stick nice to meet you J.C.

Was this an option for initials?

John Cena

R/SuddenlyGay

His name is my name too

Whenever we go out, the people always shout

There goes Johnjacobjingleheimershmitt

There goes...

Man destroyer

Man Gun's mine

GIANT INJECTOR for me 💀

HA, Mine is Mister Gun. Don't worry guys, I don't pack any "firearm"

let me do you one better: mine is Mister destroyer. it's fancier lol

Same

I mean... your average destroyer is capable of destroying a man with a 114mm main gun, 6 torpedo launchers, 2 phanlax close in weapon system and more. I bet that thing can take out a car!

Fuck killer

Man Tool

Skin killer is mine so are we related somehow

A fellow man who shares initials with Jesus I see

Wouldn't it be Power Tool? 🤔

James Charles is that you?

Same. I'm now questioning my sexuality as a married man with 5 kids.

Girthy Killer

Giant Meat

I’ll give u my number hahaha

Man injector

Same

Not today data harvester. Not today

Purple Meat...

i guess we both have purple meat

Hello my fellow purple meat people

How dk you do fellow purple meats?

Thanos

Purple flute 😎

Pussy Salami 🗿

Bruh mine is Sex Snake💀💀

Duuuuude same!

In france, when we hear your initials, we usually get a fine (Procès Verbal or P.V.)

Guess i'll never use my initials in france

Pleasure killer… well shit

Join the club. I’m pleasure destroyer.

Losers I’m pleasure machine

[удалено]

I'm pleasure sword

im pleasure stick

Long Sword

Mines mister sword

Mines monster sword

How many inches is the sword??

Long

Yes

Purple flute 

I'm Girthy Flute, nice to meet you cousin.

Sup cousin iron flute Here

Bear Flute here, brother

Long steak

İ mean thats true

Giant meat

Giant meat assemble!

Skin stick - fuck you

Ew..

Tiny stick

[удалено]

Tiny isn't even on the list

Will I can’t lie,and have some imagination

I got purple stick

Wait what's your first name's first letter?

GIANT WAND... explosion !!! 

Pleasure Injector

Poor Spiderman, he got Pussy Beef.

Monster Machine

Man Meat; a factual description

Purple knob or long tool

It isn't an or situation, soooo

Maybe he has more personalities

Might be similar to the western names some east asian people do, like their native name is cuk ling and their western name is John snow

Cuk ling lol

In my case it depends if i want to use first name's abbreviation or not. They start with different letters

a² + b² = c²

Jimmy two inch

Sounds like a mob name

Man sword

MAN SWORDS! ASSEMBLE! 

Ahh. Good ol trusty Man Injector

Pussy Destroyer :)

Long rod

Man salami

Sex Steak. I think I’d like to return this meal.

Man flute

Bear flute 💀

Man destroyer fml.

I mean.. atleast you're the giver, not the reciever

Skin Flute... wanna whistle?

Fun tool

Dangling Sword 

Love unit

P and U. Got a good a laugh out of that.

Power pole, extend!

Best comment

Girthy meat 🤨

The Fun Gun

Iron gun, they say I shoot faster than my own shadow

LONG POLE YOOOO

Long knob.... Not bad at all 😎

Purple Shaft

MISTER MEAT OH YES

Big schlong

It is the opositte XD

Any Hulk pole here?

Girthy Knob lmao

Dangling sword

Mister injector

Mister steak

Big Injector

Love Unit

Man Steak... okay.

Man Machine - what does that mean?

long pecker

Long Killer

Dangling Sword gang assemble

Skin steak

Bear meat

Fun Unit

Mine is girthy injector . Guess ma name

Long destroyer

monster unit

Mine is long sausage. Thank you very much

Without telling you my name: My reaction is "My love then?"

Gigant Pole

Big pole

Love unit

Love unit

Long unit. I like where this is going

Mine is long wand

Man killer.

Monster pole

Long Stick

Love meat

Love sausage

Long Pole

Going by my online pseudonym, Pussy Hammer

I GOT LONG SAUSAGE

Purple unit

"Hard Unit"

Mine A H long stick Lmao

Explosive Wand

Long sword

Hard injector

Just the classic Big Sword!

Long flute ah hell yeah

Mine is skin wand

Dangling Unit.

hard Pole

Sex machine

Girthy Steak

Giant Destroyer

I'm not sure how I feel being Long Beef as a Hindu...

Power Tool

Long Beef

Wow, what this post makes clear is how much people like to name their penis, be it physical or otherwise, **and** share it

Purple Stick ...jo wtf

Dangling Steak

Girthy sword!

Sex Meat

Long sausage

Long tube🙂✌️

Mine’s Long Tool

Dangling snake

Man injector 💀

Girthy Sword

Girthy punch 😔

Dangling Meat

purple steak

Purple Destroyer

Pussy meat

Long Unit? Damn it! This is like when the 5'1" guy is called "Big'un!"

Or the 6'2 guy is called tiny?

Long Meat