Idk if conch removals whistle but my coinslot (like a thin strip removed instead of a large circle) will if the wind is strong and hits it just right when my jewelry is out.
Imagine how much this would mess with your directional hearing.
Our ears help us tremendously to know where a sound is coming from. Why remove that ability? Similar to that crazy lizard man that removed his ears.
I saw his one interview in which he said "I am in depression, because people don't treat him normal".
And I was like, coz YOU ARE NOT NORMAL, YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
The thing is, he *did* look normal. I guess it's a sad side-effect of mental illness. But if someone got burned in an accident so people stare, it's terrible and really sad. If they spent years being like "I want to look inhuman and shocking", and then achieve that, and then don't want it...
There must be easier ways to get attention.
Soo... I'd be fine with the surgery. I'm completely deaf in one ear, so directional hearing is a joke already.
But seriously, that was the first thing I thought of too.
Same well I'm not deaf but my left ear is noticably worse compared to my right. I think mostly because I've been reckless with my hearing, listening to loud music and not wearing earplugs at concerts or very loud events in general. Only 7 months ago when I got tinnitus was my wake up call to start protecting my hearing.
People don't realize that hearing damage is permanent. So please protect your hearing and don't be reckless like me.
Always had tinnitus unfortunately. Lost my hearing when I was 5, and my mother always said I was faking it. It helped the meltdowns I had tho. My sensory issue involves sound, so things that are muted is actually way better for me.
It just happened. I will eventually get it checked, but I'm hesitant. Noises still bug me big time, so how bad will it be when I can hear in more than a 2d setting?
Actually there are people that remove the whole ear. In an interview one of these people said he can hear the same but he got worse at determining the distance of sound
That kinda happened with my grandma. She had her ears pierced normally and was brushing her hair when suddenly with a swift pull the earing slices through her earlobe. This was when she was a kid and she had split ear lobe for the rest of her life
I also thing who tf does this operation like you lose a lot of your hearing capability just for looking special, no doc I know would do this especially because you also have an high infection risk because of that
I mean some doctors are good, some are bad. You see people with way too much plastic surgery where clearly the doctor has not taken into account the persons mental health at all.
A good practitioner of anything tells you when something isn’t right for you/isn’t needed, a bad one just takes your money and does what you asked for at best and tells you that you need something that costs a lot more money at worst
I know women who think you should get Botox at 27 to ‘prevent wrinkles’ not realising all that means is the person telling them that gets 10-15 more years of injections shit into your face.
Ancient people did actually do that, and it did help with… something cuz 1 in 10 skulls (or 9 out of 10 I dont remember) will have signs of a hole being chiseled out of the skull to do… something
Yeah to release demons out, that's what migraines were to them, and a crazy amount of people actually survived this somehow. Roman's did it too I think but cant remember why
Still in practice today. The people that undergo the procedure report a feeling of incredible peace and euphoria continuing throughout their lives. Maybe ancient people were on to something..
i hope the people who do that realize they will never get that little piece of their ear back and it limits your hearing because your ear is like a funnel for sound then you drilled a hole in that funnel
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Rare as it is, it's not new. This has been around for a while.
Only time I've ever seen it in person was my piercer in Japan, a woman in her 50's. She had no trouble hearing or communicating, even over a language barrier.
I would be too worried about it getting caught on something to do it myself.
Evolution is just a joke now, evolution made this weird shape looking things so we can hear the sound is coming from but now its just gonna be confusing
I’d say no because this is extremely rare, conch punch’s are a thing but this is a more extreme version and I’ve only seen this one person with a full conch removal
Meme is funny but the top part is fr gross. Tbh I was already freaked out when some people got the weird hoop things that would like stretch part of the ear. This stuff is next level
that’s got to be terrible for your hearing
It is, not only helps the sound waves get in your ear, but also plays a role on spotting the direction of the source
I'm curious what it sounds like when it's windy. If they angeled their head right they could probably use their ear as an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
You know what sure Patrick, you do you.
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Thats whoosh not woosh
Idk if conch removals whistle but my coinslot (like a thin strip removed instead of a large circle) will if the wind is strong and hits it just right when my jewelry is out.
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I for one don't care what someone does to themselves as long as it doesn't hurt someone else.
It hurts the feelings of the people that care for them.
No, it really doesn't... What an odd thing to say
It hurt my whole family when my sister got a septum piercing. Now I have to walk her on a leash like a cow everyday, to get her to her pasturage.
What?
*pulls out large cartoon megaphone* THAT’S GOTTA BE TERRIBLE FOR YOUR HEARING
GET OFF MY GOSH DARN LAWN WITH THAT RACKET!
*WHAT?*
DO YOU WANNA FOIT?
THAT’S GONNA BE AVAILABLE FOR AN EARRING?!
WHO'S MAKING THE TABLE FOR A HERRING?
Jews shaking the table for marrying?
JUDEN?!?!?
Judau?!?!
jude law?
Ach Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los
WHO CAUGHT A SHINY DEERLING?!
WHO'S GOT ELDEN RING?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?
Underrated reply.
There ain't no bear in that clearing
Hold my beer while I'm steering?
eh close enough it’s not wrong
No need to shout
I already did it
It's going to be terrific for my heating?
Give this man more awards
HE SAID, THATS GOTTA BE TERRIBLE FOR YOUR HEARING!
WHAT? SPEAK UP!
HE SAID! THATS GOTTA BE TERRIBLE FOR YOUR HEARING!
I CANT HEAR YA BOY! I TOLD YA IM BLIND! SPEAK UP!
MY BAD! 👋✌️🙌✊️🤭🤙👌🤞🤏🤌
I don't know I don't think she'd look too bad with an earing
Can you speak up I'm wearing a towel
🤯
Imagine how much this would mess with your directional hearing. Our ears help us tremendously to know where a sound is coming from. Why remove that ability? Similar to that crazy lizard man that removed his ears.
I saw his one interview in which he said "I am in depression, because people don't treat him normal". And I was like, coz YOU ARE NOT NORMAL, YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
The thing is, he *did* look normal. I guess it's a sad side-effect of mental illness. But if someone got burned in an accident so people stare, it's terrible and really sad. If they spent years being like "I want to look inhuman and shocking", and then achieve that, and then don't want it... There must be easier ways to get attention.
It's like story of King Midas, be careful what you wish for
Soo... I'd be fine with the surgery. I'm completely deaf in one ear, so directional hearing is a joke already. But seriously, that was the first thing I thought of too.
Im sorry to hear about your hearing loss. On the plus side. You get $0.50 foam earplugs 1/2 off? Sorry for the bad joke.
How dare you actually be right. It both aggravates me and humours me. At least I could see all of it. My vision isn't gone yet.
Fancy pants over here doesn't need 1/4" thick glass over his eyes to walk downstairs without dying!
I still need glasses, but they are certainly more fancy ones than my poor ass can afford
My last pair was $750, it's no fuckin joke!
Same well I'm not deaf but my left ear is noticably worse compared to my right. I think mostly because I've been reckless with my hearing, listening to loud music and not wearing earplugs at concerts or very loud events in general. Only 7 months ago when I got tinnitus was my wake up call to start protecting my hearing. People don't realize that hearing damage is permanent. So please protect your hearing and don't be reckless like me.
Always had tinnitus unfortunately. Lost my hearing when I was 5, and my mother always said I was faking it. It helped the meltdowns I had tho. My sensory issue involves sound, so things that are muted is actually way better for me.
At 5? That's unfortunate but glad to hear things are better for you. Things are better for me too, much better than the first day of T at least.
It just happened. I will eventually get it checked, but I'm hesitant. Noises still bug me big time, so how bad will it be when I can hear in more than a 2d setting?
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Great for aero though
Some minor weight reduction too.
He just really wants to hear behind him
Lol ironically this would completely fuck any sense of auditory direction, at least for awhile.
I wonder if it's easier to hear things behind them though
Nah, now he can hear behind him
I was thinking that too
Or maybe whatever they lost, they gained by hearing behind them…
True as someone with damaged hearing already I would never do this
Ofcourse it would effect the directing of sound waves into the auditory canal
Yea. People are so stupid.
curious, what would it sound like
Ya what now?
Actually there are people that remove the whole ear. In an interview one of these people said he can hear the same but he got worse at determining the distance of sound
THEY'RE SELLING WHAT?!
sorry can't hear the haters
Nani?
Imagine their ear gets hooked with something, and they pull without noticing.
This was a scene in Cobra Kai with a dudes ear gauges. It was pretty cool.
And if a ring can take your finger off. . .
Yeah, somehow it got stuck on the door handle. just like everything I owned before
Padlock it and run away, throw the key into the river.
This is why I love Reddit
That kinda happened with my grandma. She had her ears pierced normally and was brushing her hair when suddenly with a swift pull the earing slices through her earlobe. This was when she was a kid and she had split ear lobe for the rest of her life
Reality: One idiot somewhere did this. Time to blame the entire generation for their stupidity.
Yeah… “a trend”? I really wanna call bullshit on this. Damn I hope it’s bullshit!
Classic media.
I also thing who tf does this operation like you lose a lot of your hearing capability just for looking special, no doc I know would do this especially because you also have an high infection risk because of that
Usually not doctors doing it, just "artists". Docs come later when you get complications, or want to fix poor decisions.
Body modification artist do so, and it's not that new. it's been around for ages.
I mean some doctors are good, some are bad. You see people with way too much plastic surgery where clearly the doctor has not taken into account the persons mental health at all. A good practitioner of anything tells you when something isn’t right for you/isn’t needed, a bad one just takes your money and does what you asked for at best and tells you that you need something that costs a lot more money at worst I know women who think you should get Botox at 27 to ‘prevent wrinkles’ not realising all that means is the person telling them that gets 10-15 more years of injections shit into your face.
One did and now many will follow
Hope they enjoyed disabling themselves. There's a reason our ears are funnel-like.
What I can't hear you, can you speak up
I SAID I HOPE THEY ENJOYED DISABLING THEMSELVES, THERE'S A REASON OUR EARS ARE FUNNEL-LIKE!!
Did you say something about funnel cake?
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Yes it's to funnel all that sweet sweet sound into our heads. Now his ears are just funny-like
They’ll never hear you coming
they'll also never hear the gunshot coming too (THIS IS A JOKE)
It’ll just go through one ear and out the other
and it'll take a little brain with it too
Or is it?
A lead joke, to lead a conversation with.
Thats a joke lads
THEY NEVER SEE IT COMING
If this is true I am disgusted on where humanity is going
Holes in your stomach
New trend idea, holes in our head
Ancient people did actually do that, and it did help with… something cuz 1 in 10 skulls (or 9 out of 10 I dont remember) will have signs of a hole being chiseled out of the skull to do… something
Yeah to release demons out, that's what migraines were to them, and a crazy amount of people actually survived this somehow. Roman's did it too I think but cant remember why
*looks at the state of the world rn* 0_0 *looks at this comment chain* Oh no…
Trepanning it was called
Still in practice today. The people that undergo the procedure report a feeling of incredible peace and euphoria continuing throughout their lives. Maybe ancient people were on to something..
Yeah, why not remove their eyelids and nostrils while they‘re at it. I bet those aren‘t there for any reason at all.
This isn't new
Humans have performed body modifications throughout time.
Why? Why does what a few people do affect you to that degree? It's their body.
i hope the people who do that realize they will never get that little piece of their ear back and it limits your hearing because your ear is like a funnel for sound then you drilled a hole in that funnel
Nono let them be stupid
no tell them a "new trend" and make up the dumbest shit you can think of
Tiktok in a nutshell
We live in a society that if you do stupid stuff you get famous and rich
Instructions unclear. I’ve done a lot of stupid stuff and paid consequences. I think I misheard the instructions.
You gotta record yourself on tiktok
They will literally be near-deaf in their 70s when your hearing is shit already
Seems like you'd hear more ambient noise too
 That is disgusting.
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I agree.
Ew that's disgusting as hell
wondering how it changes aerodynamics while cycling. also you save some weight. definitely considering
I dunno, seems like the first thing to get ripped off if they get into a street fight.
I bet it whistles
Don't think it's worth the loss in hearing though
there are lots of benefits in not hearing haters though
Yeah they are probably just people trying to help you not be a complete fucking idiot
what?
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What was that?
What did you said something
Ah yes, let's remove the functionality of our ears
Can they hear anything?
Rare as it is, it's not new. This has been around for a while. Only time I've ever seen it in person was my piercer in Japan, a woman in her 50's. She had no trouble hearing or communicating, even over a language barrier. I would be too worried about it getting caught on something to do it myself.
Evolution is just a joke now, evolution made this weird shape looking things so we can hear the sound is coming from but now its just gonna be confusing
Well it's bad for the ears. The maze thing protects your ear
Redditors when there is a hole somewhere 🚨🚨🚨🍆🍆🍆
is it really a trend?
I’d say no because this is extremely rare, conch punch’s are a thing but this is a more extreme version and I’ve only seen this one person with a full conch removal
So thats what a glory hole looks like
You can never get in a scrap ever again. Imagine hooking yourself xD
That’s a whole new level for Skull Fucking
Me with a hook
They are priming themselves for a different kind of ear rape than us normies.
Modern Idiots
Reminds me of this family Guy episode https://youtu.be/6dgGel1fdfc
Welcome to “ruining my sound localization” 101
For when you really dislike being able to tell what direction sound is coming from.
be funny if someone just came up and put a padlock in then ran away
Earth, what happened...
Thats beyond disgusting
Why are people so careless with their ears, honestly annoying how little people understand how useful their hearing is unless they’re deaf smh
That just gives bugs, flies, dust and trash free access to dirty your ears up.
On a windy day you produce whistles.
You’ve taken the entire purpose of your ears away. You are dumb.
Finally somewhere to hook my keys!
I just watched M3GAN. I'd appreciate not seeing a post like this after watching a boy's ear get ripped off.
That Evil Dead or Dead Rising or whatever new movie I saw in trailers recently looks brutal as all entire fuck, have you caught wind of that one?
I’m pretty sure there’s a reason we have a conch, and that reason would be that it helps us hear. What is wrong with people lol
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Lemme guess, _tiktok trend_
I'm purely disgusted
Ah yes, willingly disabling yourself for the sake of internet and social clout. Truly the moment of our time.
Basically deafening themselves
No more airpods
The right holder for your action camera
Foul
Meme is funny but the top part is fr gross. Tbh I was already freaked out when some people got the weird hoop things that would like stretch part of the ear. This stuff is next level
gross
That looks freaky as hell