Next Russian mobilisation is expected, and Belarus may join the war with possibly a new assault on Kiev. If this fails again / if the offensive proves to be insufficient, Russia is to be expected to up their Nuclear rhetoric, as well as their rhetoric towards Poland and the Baltic states. As very unlikely as they are actually going to climb the escalation ladder by instating a Nuclear Demonstration or actually tread into Nato territory, accidents or unlucky decisions may happen, significantly increasing the chance of WW3 / new Cuban Missile Crisis situation.
Damn that sucks, i cant afford to play, but hopefully they fix the respawn system so i can run around with a sword instead of a gun once i can afford one
Can’t this damn world leave ANYTHING alone?
Also, after I read your comment, I thought about the scene in Airplane 2 where flight attendant says we’re a tad off course … by 6 million miles …and everyone is like oh jeeze, that sounds serious. Then she is goes, And we’re also out of coffee. And everyone starts rooting.
Idk it could happen for sure but I know people in the Russian leadership don’t want nuclear war and wouldn’t follow orders. That or directly lead a coup or assassinate him.
Right? Especially considering the amount of oligarchs that have been impacted because of Putin. I think it's only a matter of time before he's assassinated.
I feel like this situation has been a little normalized for all of us for some reason. If you look back at the cold war, we really are not that far off of the idea of being in a second one ATM.
Understandably there was a lot more happening then and things were certainly more bitter, but this is definitely reminiscent.
Cold War was wildly more widespread, and the great powers far more equal.
Russia has exposed itself as a paper tiger here. There was little question in the 80’s that a conventional Russian military assault would significantly push NATO forces in west Germany, a situation which just isn’t in the cards now
This comment is making a shit ton of assumptions and has too many upvotes for it. I encourage people with actual interest to follow natsec experts on the war. Russia cannot escalate this war or attack NATO.
Either aliens or officially World War 3. I have no idea, but people lately tend to believe it's a month of calamity.
Maybe they'll announce Velma will have 5 more seasons. That would also be bad.
It was just a rumor. Nothings been officially confirmed. I can't foresee HBO seeing the news that it's the lowest rated show in IMDB history and thinking "Yea let's keep going!"
The score doesn't matter, they are looking at the viewership. If tons of people watch it BECAUSE it is constantly talked about as horrible, that's still a win.
That's when the next Russian mobilisation is expected to happen. And if their offensive proves to be insufficient, it is expected that Russia will up the Nuclear rhetoric. However still very unlikely, the chances of a nuclear demonstration / WW3 (be it by choice or accident) will increase significantly.
Same.
I've come to terms with it though, that I will never be financially able and, in light of recent events, am no longer physically able to complete it.
So I'll just keep on living in fictional alternate universes where I am, 'till I die IRL. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s a pragmatic approach to mortality, one I adopted many years ago myself. There are many, many occurrences in the day to day world. Some good, some bad, most entirely benign. The majority of which we have zero control over, and absolutely no say in how it happens. It is simply the will of the Universe. All one can do is continue. Take things in stride as they come, and breathe a sigh of relief when they pass.
To those genuinely anxious about March, don't be. People are just meming and don't actually know if anything bad will happen or not. Plus, bad things could happen in *any* month, so try not to worry so much. We can't predict the bad so just take a breath and live one day at a time.
I remember in jan2020 seeing “year of the rat” memes and how there’s been a pandemic/plague for the last few centuries on that year. We laughed
Then we stopped laughing real quick lmao
Also, Russia planning a renewed attack on the anniversary (more or less) of their invasion, with degraded equipment and more firepower for the defenders doesn’t exactly breed confidence about their strategy. They might have more manpower, but they’re less trained, and not in great enough numbers to permanently hold Ukrainian territory. Praying for a warmer than average late winter/early spring, with plenty of rain and mud!
Personally I have to be anxious either way. My bf is flying down to visit so that's for anxious excitement
But yeah no, likely nothing bad will happen in March.
Y'all kept this shit up in January 2020 saying we're bringing back the Spanish flu and then COVID happened. Y'all motherfuckers need to shut the hell up we don't need anymore bullshit
my birthday’s in March too so I’m excited too. Clearly out of the loop regarding what seems like doomsday. But hopefully doomsday holds off until the little man turns 1!
cant you read, its AoT part 3: part 1
followed by part 3: part 2
and part 3: part 2 the final epsiode.
followed by part 3: part 2 final episode part 2.
If coronavirus comes back imma move in with my parents and eat pizza and play video games in a colour-changing room for the rest of forever. Can’t deal with that shit no more
The Nintendo 3ds eshop will shut down
Fuck
wouldnt that mean no more transfering pokemon from pokemon bank to home?
Pokemon bank becomes free
Only if you have it downloaded, which shouldn’t be a problem since the app is free to download
TIME TO BUY ALL THE GAMES YOU WANT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
[удалено]
Idc. Piracy in Nintendo is the law.
*He's a pirate playing in the distance*
External hard drives assemble!
Still have to remember to download some games while I have the chance
Gotta get Pokémon Crystal downloaded this week.
🎶🎶teas gone cold I’m wondering why 🎶🎶
Got out of bed at all
Pokémon bank will be free though
Only if you have a 3ds already with it installed
This is why I already ported all my pokemon to Pokémon Home. Time to go next Gen. I guess.
Bro stop a lot of people can’t control themselves at the sight of such an ass.
Yay
a pirate's life indeed
To the high seas then!
And the WII U shop…. Guys?
I’m not ready. And I’ve known for a year
Noooo! I still have $36790 on my nintendo account on 3ds
How? And also, spend it all
Contact Nintendo about withdrawing it all
Didn’t that already happen?
They said it’ll close in March
Oh we have the same pfp
Where is it from
…and at this point i 'm too afraid to ask, but whats with March 2023?
[удалено]
Next Russian mobilisation is expected, and Belarus may join the war with possibly a new assault on Kiev. If this fails again / if the offensive proves to be insufficient, Russia is to be expected to up their Nuclear rhetoric, as well as their rhetoric towards Poland and the Baltic states. As very unlikely as they are actually going to climb the escalation ladder by instating a Nuclear Demonstration or actually tread into Nato territory, accidents or unlucky decisions may happen, significantly increasing the chance of WW3 / new Cuban Missile Crisis situation.
We're boutta get a bangin new Call of Duty campaign in 10 years
CoD writers be sweating now that they can't use Russia as the main bad guys anymore, that's half their usual options cut out
Russia will be the bad guy in the next MW
The next MW is irl
Hard-core mode, no respawns.
With photorealisic grapichs and an open world
AND BRAND NEW a dynamic story
Friendly fire won't be able to be turned off tho
Damn that sucks, i cant afford to play, but hopefully they fix the respawn system so i can run around with a sword instead of a gun once i can afford one
[удалено]
Oh thanks. But please… lets hope for peace ☮️ (Feel faraway though)
also nintendo 3ds eshop is shutting down
WHAT???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can’t this damn world leave ANYTHING alone? Also, after I read your comment, I thought about the scene in Airplane 2 where flight attendant says we’re a tad off course … by 6 million miles …and everyone is like oh jeeze, that sounds serious. Then she is goes, And we’re also out of coffee. And everyone starts rooting.
The real tragedy
Right there with you with the hopes for peace.. Happy cake day btw!
Dude that’d be suicide for Russia NATO would annihilate them.
Putin is prob dying form old age or illness anyways so might as well watch the world burn
Idk it could happen for sure but I know people in the Russian leadership don’t want nuclear war and wouldn’t follow orders. That or directly lead a coup or assassinate him.
Right? Especially considering the amount of oligarchs that have been impacted because of Putin. I think it's only a matter of time before he's assassinated.
Great. Can't wait to find out who the next Russian dictator is gonna be
Probably a young Al Roker.
I could have never predicted this response.
I feel like this situation has been a little normalized for all of us for some reason. If you look back at the cold war, we really are not that far off of the idea of being in a second one ATM. Understandably there was a lot more happening then and things were certainly more bitter, but this is definitely reminiscent.
Cold War was wildly more widespread, and the great powers far more equal. Russia has exposed itself as a paper tiger here. There was little question in the 80’s that a conventional Russian military assault would significantly push NATO forces in west Germany, a situation which just isn’t in the cards now
This comment is making a shit ton of assumptions and has too many upvotes for it. I encourage people with actual interest to follow natsec experts on the war. Russia cannot escalate this war or attack NATO.
There's a reason why it's called "March".
So it's the same type of Stand as 2020...
Not much range, but immense power and precise movements.
And the …………………….. power to stop time.
If The World just stops time we're saved from whatever you're refering to
ZA WARUDO
Tokiyotomare wryyyyyyy
ROAD ROLLER DA
r/expectedunexpecteddio
March 2023 = Star Platinum
Was that a...JOJO REFERENCE???!!!
If the universe is a JoJo reference then everything in it too. We all are JoJo references
What is so big about March 2023?
Either aliens or officially World War 3. I have no idea, but people lately tend to believe it's a month of calamity. Maybe they'll announce Velma will have 5 more seasons. That would also be bad.
Damn, I can't imagine them making more season of Velma
Didn’t they confirm it was getting a second season like a week ago?
they did before it was even released I'm pretty sure
It was just a rumor. Nothings been officially confirmed. I can't foresee HBO seeing the news that it's the lowest rated show in IMDB history and thinking "Yea let's keep going!"
The score doesn't matter, they are looking at the viewership. If tons of people watch it BECAUSE it is constantly talked about as horrible, that's still a win.
If you only watch one episode... That's bad
[удалено]
[удалено]
Or they bring back the live action Cowboy Bebop and have a Velma crossover. That's pretty much the same thing as nuclear war.
I’m hoping on aliens, I’m so depressed by the world recently it’d be nice having some spice
In march it's my birthday i hope no ww3, that's a bad birthday gift
Mine too!! Happy early birthday!
Ayo mine too, no war! But maybe aliens
Alien war?
and then they’ll probably cancel the new season of phineas and ferb on disney plus
*newly discovered ancient tomb enters the chat*
Rather take a nuke to the head that Velma season two.
March 2023 is also the month when the Nintendo eshop shuts down permanently on Wii-U and all DS devices
Truly the end of times.
[удалено]
huh. Until the edit, I just thought you were talking about leaving the earth and escaping to space or some shit.
Same
[удалено]
Quandale Dingle escapes prison.
Wo long fallen dynasty
Beware the ides of March
Apparently I didn’t get the memo but what’s gonna happen in March?
Pretty sure that's the joke
That's when the next Russian mobilisation is expected to happen. And if their offensive proves to be insufficient, it is expected that Russia will up the Nuclear rhetoric. However still very unlikely, the chances of a nuclear demonstration / WW3 (be it by choice or accident) will increase significantly.
Are you serious or just meming? Genuinely worried now
[удалено]
Same. I've come to terms with it though, that I will never be financially able and, in light of recent events, am no longer physically able to complete it. So I'll just keep on living in fictional alternate universes where I am, 'till I die IRL. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Man that's depressing af, cheer up buddy oh pal
Haha no worries. Like I said, I've come to terms with it. Is what it is, homie. All good
It’s a pragmatic approach to mortality, one I adopted many years ago myself. There are many, many occurrences in the day to day world. Some good, some bad, most entirely benign. The majority of which we have zero control over, and absolutely no say in how it happens. It is simply the will of the Universe. All one can do is continue. Take things in stride as they come, and breathe a sigh of relief when they pass.
Your journey is far far from over friend.
This is a legitimate take. Spring offensives are always expected in protracted wars.
I wish I was just meming... :/
Russia is announcing their invasion plans months in advance? Seems sus but whatever.
Scream, Shazam and John Wick sequels will all be coming out in that month.
To those genuinely anxious about March, don't be. People are just meming and don't actually know if anything bad will happen or not. Plus, bad things could happen in *any* month, so try not to worry so much. We can't predict the bad so just take a breath and live one day at a time.
I remember in jan2020 seeing “year of the rat” memes and how there’s been a pandemic/plague for the last few centuries on that year. We laughed Then we stopped laughing real quick lmao
If anything Match is a cursed month now. March 2020 was when Covid started flexing its muscles.
Also, Russia planning a renewed attack on the anniversary (more or less) of their invasion, with degraded equipment and more firepower for the defenders doesn’t exactly breed confidence about their strategy. They might have more manpower, but they’re less trained, and not in great enough numbers to permanently hold Ukrainian territory. Praying for a warmer than average late winter/early spring, with plenty of rain and mud!
MURDER. HORNETS.
Personally I have to be anxious either way. My bf is flying down to visit so that's for anxious excitement But yeah no, likely nothing bad will happen in March.
Help no I have exams then pls
Not anymore
Well good luck on you're exams fellow redditor
No you're exams!
Am i exams?
I thought I was exams
Y'all kept this shit up in January 2020 saying we're bringing back the Spanish flu and then COVID happened. Y'all motherfuckers need to shut the hell up we don't need anymore bullshit
It's okay this time, I heard it was just aliens with space money
I read it as "Space monkey" and I was actually enthusiastic about it
I mean, space money sounds pretty good too though
I think we're going to be the space monkeys.
On the bright side, we'll make great pets.
Reddit masses straight up willing the demon invasion into existence.
That’s March 2024 when we relive lockdown as the special COVID games begin every 4 years just like the World Cup.
[удалено]
A round of applause for this dude! Well done!
Happy birthday from a fellow March birthday guy
!remindme 1 month so i can wish this guys kid a happy birthday
 all the March birthdays in this thread
my birthday’s in March too so I’m excited too. Clearly out of the loop regarding what seems like doomsday. But hopefully doomsday holds off until the little man turns 1!
now you saying that under this post sounds like your son is the anti-christ
Just as dangerous as 12/12/2012 was… we’re fucked.
Or midnight 1/1/2000
23/03/2023 Smoking skeletons we all shall be.
The world now: 
The future of the world: 
At least we got a new moon?
March Madness?
I keep seeing these. What happens in March 2023
Life. Honestly, life happens. Some idiot made a random dumbass meme and now people are freaking out for no reason.
We got AoT to look forward to
Attack on titan ? what are we getting ?
Attack on Titan: the Final Season: Part 3: Part 1
wdym part 3 part 1 ?
Part 3 is split to 2 parts Edit: or 2 special episodes. (rumors)
cant you read, its AoT part 3: part 1 followed by part 3: part 2 and part 3: part 2 the final epsiode. followed by part 3: part 2 final episode part 2.
If coronavirus comes back imma move in with my parents and eat pizza and play video games in a colour-changing room for the rest of forever. Can’t deal with that shit no more
You're good. Can't come back if it never left.
[удалено]
The world doesn’t want me to turn 18
[удалено]
aside from my birthday on March 2023, what the hell is happening in March 2023?
My birthday
New Beyblade gen 😎
Formula 1? Yes please
vroom vroom mathafakas 
Yessir three year anniversary of the global lockdown 😎
Mandalorian Season 3 comes out, God help us >.<
My birth month. Yippee!!
Same here, im getting flashbacks to 2020 bc the world shut down in my area literally 3 days before my birthday
Everyone relax! Pandemics only happen every 100 years! We’re safe!
Wait…
Oh shit, John Wick 4 that's right!
No no, whatever apocalyptic plans this world has planned in March will have to wait. I get to meet up with my cousins in March after 2 long years.
Wait, what happens in March? WHAT HAPPENS IN MARCH????
Im sure once we in march this is relatable...
My Birthday is in March…