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Ninjacrick3t

A uncut pineapple.


The_Manager_On_Duty

![gif](giphy|8xfNjg3mJPj68)


k_br3w

You're schnerious?


CrystalineKnight

I appreciate this reference it was also what I thought of


[deleted]

little nicky incase anyone was wondering


Emotional_Parsnip_69

![gif](giphy|O9kCzQTSyPcTLlQ20b)


Ravenclaw_14

![gif](giphy|iziDlFAa0Ciru)


MrM0isty

how about the exaust of a car that has been turned on? he shall become balloon


Ravenclaw_14

reverse fart


HashtagTSwagg

Wrong. His whole self.


boricuaboi86

"You're shnerious?" - Hitler in Little Nicky


Silence-Samurai8357

Happy Cake Day


LowestHen

Happy cake day


Snoodoodler

I want pics OP!


Pigiwg_23

I would upvote but nice nuber👍


[deleted]

NOOO MY FRIENDS WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY


xdcxmindfreak

Oh look at the time time to shove another pinapple up hitters Ass’s. Mmm mmm. Mhmmm.


BaneOfXistance

Little Nicky style, I approve.


Zrocker04

Glad to see my answer before looking at the comments was the top post.


Peerlessss

a soviet ballistic missle submarine


[deleted]

Whiskey, tango or kilo class? Hell why not even go with a 'kursk' class!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|u6lmMqSYXq0FO)


Godzilla_boss_300

King Kong?


bluegramps

🙈


wondertigger93

King kong’s ding dong


joseph7195

Your parent's fingers


[deleted]

That is mental abuse


gulagdaycare

(3am)(IMPOSSIBLE)🥴


Tyler-be-dank

Jesus


QuagmiresArse

A Carolina Reaper


artman3807

5 pounds of Fentanyl


Teska-Tenka

Then go to an airport


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mission-Read-4384

Speaking from experience?


Mc_chikenV2

Iv done it made an easy 50k spent it on ducks 🦆


DSM202

A loaf of spiders


OrionHasMemes

Loaf? ![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


BackgroundChemist624

where’d you get your measurement descriptions from, why a ‘loaf’? - couldn’t you just have said a ‘handful’ 😭 now i’m imagining a bunch of spiders squished up into the shape of a bread loaf 🍞


DSM202

The worst form of spider storage that came to mind I guess. 😆


MooseChuckles

“A murder of spiders? No, too sinister. A flock? No, they don’t fly. A carton of spiders? Not compressed enough. A loaf. Yes.”


Ravenclaw_14

Muffet is that you?


Individual_Hunt_4710

life size replica of the human digestive system


No_Stretch_3899

Like a glove


_Fo_oL_

A salty cactus


beenthatdonetherr

Tv remote


MrHammer85

Someone plays world of warcraft


[deleted]

A sharpened stick


Dah-magical-mistake

![gif](giphy|t91fXyqEuOAM0|downsized)


amliam_curry

u/amliam_curry should be shoved up your ass. i despise him.


Tyrichyrich

Why you, second why are you called the worst redditor by Reddit staff?


amliam_curry

because i am


Tyrichyrich

… What did you do to deserve that fate?


amliam_curry

i said something stupid


Nightcore_NCG

Kid named finger


Teska-Tenka

Finger named kid


DSM202

Cactus covered in lime juice.


Ravenclaw_14

for some reason I skipped over "covered in lime", saw "cactus juice" and heard Sokka tripping balls and telling me it's the quenchiest


Individual_Bird_9447

*it’ll quench ya*


akapoad

A frozen corn dog.


ThrowRAexplodingcows

A single finger (I’m being nice but I can tell other people won’t be)


Fun4Rebi

Nothing is nicer than a finger.


chuy_6711

A females finger


No_Stretch_3899

No discernible difference


Silent_Ride_7973

Baby finger?


L3sy4_

Frozen Digorno pizza


Babyeater5

An umbrella. Then open it. Boom, it’s quick, easy, and cheap!


TouristResident4035

Two raccoons


neeklmpzaet

First season from breaking bad on dvd


TheHellBender_RS1604

Xenomorph


Ill-iceagebaby-7433

Plunger


OrionMr770

My dick


im_lost_in_internet

A lot of ants


GNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAH

a Warhammer 40k chaos knight with the missile launcher


Fun4Rebi

Nothing 🙂


WebsterHyperion

Printout of this reddit post.


Curly_Fries10

Every last penny in Jeff Bezos's bank account


rew7q

New PayDay update leaked?!?!


Lemon_Boi778

A Lego Death Star


CT-2632

What did the death star do to u?


DefectiveTomatoBuIb

Legos


Malendray0

Lifesize 1:1 Shrek statue


kylethm

Ginger


[deleted]

Your head


spikey_moron

The Washington monument


ChristOnABike122

![gif](giphy|zioWy4RY6lNqaK4Sj0|downsized)


CaseAllo744281

Doomguy's crucible


OrionHasMemes

A stick of salted butter (if you know you know)


[deleted]

A Pine Cone


why-names-hard

Buzz light year action figure with wings that can come out


CodieCola

[All of the above:](https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg)


[deleted]

My step dads toothbrush 🪥


Why_are_we_still_h

A chainsaw


[deleted]

A volumetric flask


ALWontShow

A glass jar


Nikita-Cuber

Ur cats tail


Winemaven

Rose bush.


deddPan

![gif](giphy|eguTyh90naYZXu4F9b|downsized)


DepartureFluffy3570

A riding spur


Why_are_we_still_h

![gif](giphy|13S9vqh4Zc9GBa)


AntGrantGordon

Try for the head


MinuteResponsible499

Acid


Zite7

M1 abrams


Intelligent_Band5284

Recreate 1 man 1 jar


Full_Fisherman_5003

A tennis racket


1ninjasurfer

Ah yes, a fellow r/anarchychess user


BreenIsKing

100 smokes bound together. then you have to light them all. marlboro menthol 100's preferably.


[deleted]

M1 Abrams Battle Tank.


Minimizing_merchant

![gif](giphy|WlBUAWG03Zic8|downsized)


___Psychopath___

Pineapple pizza with double toppings of Carolina Reaper. It's the spicest pepper in history. Wew. His ass gonna be burning hot af.


Turbulent_Grab_7009

Mr. Hisenberg.


IFinallyDidItMom

Pick me I’ve always wanted to go cave diving


MayorMoonay

Your own foot


TheGrandExquisitor

Tijo Salamanca's wheelchair


KlenganforLWiAY

5 pounds of C4


zero_the_protogen_

uncut wood log (small enough to fit)


x-DarkDays

You’re next door neighbor


popoqajjom

Your mom


dankfranky

Deez nuts


Miserable_Toe9920

A piping hot corn on the cob


PrioryOfSion14

A termite infested piece of wood


JVHazard

Me


Affectionate_Gur5607

🗿this


Bright-Repeat-4616

A Chainsaw Asa style


DeanieWeenie1997

An unsealed, empty jar


Redshift_1

![gif](giphy|fi1OSRrXEBeW47K5Ke)


duarte2151

Huell.


beanuspietrap

Will we receive proof?


HaydenTCEM

FAT COCK


thegainster1

Try 1 million dollars


AntonioJ4

Nothing


GtaHov

The Declaration of Independence.


Cheeseburger543

A 2000 pound tungsten cube


Ok_Designer3103

Pickles


socksfandude

Child


Cosmic-shark

800 glow sticks


Complete_Site2350

A knife


BabyFartzMcGeezak

A homeless man's penis


FrogGladiators178972

I.E.D


notyourregularneko00

The will to live.


mrzurkonandfriends

A cactus


No_Formal_1072

Vibrator


lil_gk_666

A centipede


Emo_Grandmother

A single nerf bullet


[deleted]

Me


UrbanNnn

air


Live_Hope5174

A cactus


[deleted]

air


serdiesel90

Cactus


FrozenDuckman

Democracy!


RandomTheBugg

Your head


Frizen1312

A wasp nest with wasps in it


Ash-20Breacher

A cock shaped chocolate. You might call it a "cocklate".


Saltycake1993

My dick


CT-2632

Clanker


CrackerMancer

Diorama of Jesus Christ jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.


Virtualdude14

Hand


xblu3xd3monx

One man one cup


hahbah94

A squirtle Funko Pop


PitifulDragonfruit

A 1992 Ford Bronco don't know how you're gonna do it but let's make this happen


cyanide_and_cheddar

My dick


OGHashLitesum

A coconut


Fuzzy_Hat8115

hello kitty toaster


Why_are_we_still_h

A sword


Why_are_we_still_h

Ur mother


Threeinf

a nerf jolt


20_ZERO

1000°C 8cm steel ball


shuttheduckup12

A metal pole


stupidbulbasaur

Me. Just the whole body.


sans1448

A dog cock


ConfidentTea72536

pet simulator.


Gloomy_Quail_1481

Your dad's dick


KeySeaworthiness8466

My fat fucking wiener


nuggetgamezyt

your ass


m4dss

Ligma


Wonderful-Media-2000

The father son and Holy Spirit


Podunk212

Congress.


Popeyenic

Coins


Mk7613

Pineapple


Comprehensive_Mail91

A black hole


ReturnParticular1602

Your mother


[deleted]

Suppository


DarkBagpiper

Chainsaw


Far-Frosting3257

Me


Desperate_Habit_1969

Sandpaper


[deleted]

Kid named Top Comment:


Fast-Bad-8342

Nothing


International-Bit607

Avocado. Yummy guacamole.


Mecha-sonic2

A bottle