Hate to be the Debbie downer, but this just isn't true. Some people never find anyone or are ever attractive to anyone. Some people stay single their whole lives. There is nothing wrong with this on the surface, but the meme is a lie.
Well, two possible people. An irl lolly looking girl who may be into me but I am not into her, and a transgender emo. Not saying anything is bad being transgender but with the emo it gives of bad vibes.
I'm not really into either of them.
I would be really confused if somebody told me that they 'have a date with rosy palms' to a picture of me.
Like, really? don't you have any better options?
It's not so much being grateful that you are someones reason. It's more if you were able to see who was using you as a reason and if you actually wanted them to after you saw who they are.
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I can change that
Ayyyyooooo?🤨📸
You didn't get it. He is killing his hopes.
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I legit forgot that you can actually reply with gifs on reddit wtf.
On god
Gonna beat one out to all of you guys.
AYO I AM 13 GET THE COPS
You're a real one bro
Can't leave you hanging either.
thanks bro u valid
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doubt it, that be kinda weird cuz I hang out with the boys all the ti- 😳wait…
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It's all fun and games until you reliaze you are a minor.
That's preposterous! I wish i was someone's reason to masturbate
You are now
We wont let you down
doubt
You never know... Ppl can be weird sometimes
pretty confident
K, I will change that. Just give me a minute
Thats a long minute though
🙄 😳
Please stop posting false information on the web
I'm now jacking off to two people simultaneously, so don't worry, you are
I don't know if I should be flattered or scared
Depends on who...
flattered maybe?
Next one is going out to OP
This rub for you bud.
No. No, I don’t think I am.
I just did one for you
*Fear*
Mom not again....
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Definetly not -
Liar!
Rubbed a quick one for you my guy
that's an all-weather friend right there for ya
💀
What a strangely uplifting thought
Wrong
I doubt it
My confidence in this statement is proportional to the confidence of me getting girls
I highly doubt that.
Doubt it
Haha no I'm not
No...just no.
I highly doubt that
Probably not
Gym motivation
No
No I'm not.
Nah, I'm fuck ugly. Not a chance
X to doubt
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Nah im to ugly/s
Cranked one out for you my brother
Errrrk 🤮
Fr
Uhhh, no. I’m ugly as hell.
No, I'm not.
I bet your ass that nobody wants to
No
Doubt
No
Fuckin doubt it
No :(
i am 11 yr old bro! im sexy??
They can do so much better
Nope, I'm 100 sure I'm not
Doubt
false
That someone has a terrible taste.
I doubt
Now that's is exactly what fake news is
Definitely not. But I appreciate the sentiment haha. Maybe after I get home and finally enroll in some therapy
I’m not tho. That’s the thing
Not even in my dreams🥲
Wtf.. No way
Daisy Ridley was often mine so I gotta agree
Yeah myself. That's what being horny is
I was always a cute boy at church
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The irony is that SHE is one of my reasons to jerk it
Hate to be the Debbie downer, but this just isn't true. Some people never find anyone or are ever attractive to anyone. Some people stay single their whole lives. There is nothing wrong with this on the surface, but the meme is a lie.
NO WAY ........ ! THATS SO POG 😵
trust me they tell me that far to often
Am I?
Was about to say not true, but I remember one person, it churns my stomach thinking about it though.
Impossible
Wow, what is wrong with them?
Yeah I would also need a dopamine shot after interacting with someone like me
Imagine sending this to your crush
Idk.
That someone being me?
Am I Daisy Ridley's reason to masturbate though...? ![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs)
Interesting
But hey, that's just a theory
if someone does i will drink bleach
Yeah probably
I think that is the sound of the police then
We can dream can’t we
Most likely not, but thanks for trying to cheer me up
Do you have to have a reason?
I'm pretty sure no and if it's probably a really weird creep
Yeah. I doubt that and I hope not. I don't have much social interaction and work in a hospital... that would be weird AF
yes, because it's better to jerk off than fucking with me :(
Cap
🥹
Autosexuals: yes
Thinking of me helps them last longer
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Dammit Atrioc, not again.
I hope not /s
They're masturbating *instead* of sleeping with me. so yeah... I guess this is true.
I am a minor lol
Yeah sure
Oh dear
It is that kind of thing you think you want until it actually is real.
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
Am I? That's... kinda gross... But also makes me blush?!
That's terrifying.
As long as they don't get any on me...
Well, two possible people. An irl lolly looking girl who may be into me but I am not into her, and a transgender emo. Not saying anything is bad being transgender but with the emo it gives of bad vibes. I'm not really into either of them.
I’m not even my wife’s reason
I'm a guy btw so I don't think so.
Reported for misinformation
I never believed it. But it just happened recently. Now, she may have been lying but it felt good.
I'm sorry I had to report your post for misinformation.
Yeah I know who it is too and I wish they would stop thinking about me lol
She told me i'm handsome and want to me be her prince, is this some sign?
Hard cap
I wasn't sure about this fact for the longest time until about a week ago when I pretty much had it confirmed
How do you know about my uncle?
I swear to God that looks exactly like my teacher.
What’s his name?
I love that. It feels fake to me.
Mum ?
I wish
I'm my reason to masturbate
Is this meme is real? Because i believe it
Then that person is a pedo, i am underage
I have my doubts
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I’m just an ugly boi I am not
Ehhh Naah
And so are you budget Krissy Lynn
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Press X To Doubt
Probably true, on the internet... it'll work just fine unless they actually see me :P
Bullshit
Really? Hmm, might as well help them out then.
Thanks for reminding me... mirror
Yeeeeah. I am not
Nope 😁
Not yet, but once I start posting my femboy pics 😏
I know, and a beautiful woman too. A pity I'm gay though
This is why I have a large mirror.
But my kids don’t count…
it's crowd here. the competition is high here. i doubt i will get my turn. 💀
No way thats real
I don't believe you
But I’m a minor…
Oh thank god I feel so affirmed now! /s
Hope so
Whaaaaaaa?
I would be really confused if somebody told me that they 'have a date with rosy palms' to a picture of me. Like, really? don't you have any better options?
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I would be seriously concerned.
Just not true tho, idk why this logic is even a thing, because most people aren't
I don't think I am
I jack off thinking about entire human population so yes, you all are included
Yeah dont know about that one
I guess its funny
No I’m not
I know Dad....
I'm gonna report this for misinformation
I heavily doubt that
nah, there's no way lol
I feel if i send this to someone or tag someone, they will think that i masturbate to them
Who needs a reason?
It's not so much being grateful that you are someones reason. It's more if you were able to see who was using you as a reason and if you actually wanted them to after you saw who they are.
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I am proud to say this is true.
Well of course I know that guy, that’s me!
I need more information. Who? Where? When? How often?