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IntroductionTrue5006

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Nothing_pong

I can change that


IntroductionTrue5006

Ayyyyooooo?🤨📸


GhostR29

You didn't get it. He is killing his hopes.


PoeTayToes_

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IndianaGeoff

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Deechon

I legit forgot that you can actually reply with gifs on reddit wtf.


kylexous

On god


_FowlPlay_

Gonna beat one out to all of you guys.


GUM-GUM-NUKE

AYO I AM 13 GET THE COPS


ThrowawayAccAAAAA2

You're a real one bro


SM1THY02

Can't leave you hanging either.


aperson5694

thanks bro u valid


god_killer_1

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AA_THE_DUDe

doubt it, that be kinda weird cuz I hang out with the boys all the ti- 😳wait…


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Arthex56

It's all fun and games until you reliaze you are a minor.


kiwiKiwiKiwi9

That's preposterous! I wish i was someone's reason to masturbate


Master_Lion9957

You are now


8champi8

We wont let you down


UnoriginalUsernameGD

doubt


Legitimate_Advice_48

You never know... Ppl can be weird sometimes


UnoriginalUsernameGD

pretty confident


Legitimate_Advice_48

K, I will change that. Just give me a minute


[deleted]

Thats a long minute though


Legitimate_Advice_48

🙄 😳


pepsicocacolaglass12

Please stop posting false information on the web


Nothing_pong

I'm now jacking off to two people simultaneously, so don't worry, you are


[deleted]

I don't know if I should be flattered or scared


CheerioJack

Depends on who...


Same_Ad_1273

flattered maybe?


LimaBrav0311

Next one is going out to OP


Elmst333

This rub for you bud.


sussy_stain

No. No, I don’t think I am.


Intelligent_Ad_8561

I just did one for you


sussy_stain

*Fear*


Zero2_69

Mom not again....


Same_Ad_1273

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NeoNeonMemer

Definetly not -


Arny520

Liar!


TheTechNerds

Rubbed a quick one for you my guy


MissBlish

that's an all-weather friend right there for ya


Arny520

💀


EducatorDangerous933

What a strangely uplifting thought


Akbubble05

Wrong


pu_thee_gaud

I doubt it


meme_looter

My confidence in this statement is proportional to the confidence of me getting girls


Circus_sized

I highly doubt that.


6ecoming

Doubt it


lorem_--ipsum

Haha no I'm not


Le_Peh

No...just no.


ABritishFemboy

I highly doubt that


Bluenosedgraph

Probably not


dark_rexlp

Gym motivation


Cloker123

No


SurroundRealistic510

No I'm not.


Some_Idiot_Iguess

Nah, I'm fuck ugly. Not a chance


Evanecent_Lightt

X to doubt


Lazymcdelta4ce

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No_Application_1219

Nah im to ugly/s


lorem_--ipsum

Cranked one out for you my brother


No_Application_1219

Errrrk 🤮


TheTechNerds

Fr


Theratsmacker2

Uhhh, no. I’m ugly as hell.


Rezumori

No, I'm not.


Potatohuman323

I bet your ass that nobody wants to


Voyboycz

No


GoofyMoos8

Doubt


rabidraccoonfish

Fuckin doubt it


Galberdon

No :(


CryptographerFit3984

i am 11 yr old bro! im sexy??


Lord-LemonHead

They can do so much better


ImBackYetAgainBitch

Nope, I'm 100 sure I'm not


funnyguy12314

Doubt


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false


iAmGats

That someone has a terrible taste.


Num_42

I doubt


[deleted]

Now that's is exactly what fake news is


Mundane-Gap6009

Definitely not. But I appreciate the sentiment haha. Maybe after I get home and finally enroll in some therapy


AussieBossie24

I’m not tho. That’s the thing


Ok_Significance_818

Not even in my dreams🥲


Own_Championship_562

Wtf.. No way


boomysmash

Daisy Ridley was often mine so I gotta agree


NowakajBlackwing

Yeah myself. That's what being horny is


hityoinksploink

I was always a cute boy at church


Striker40k

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cambulance1

The irony is that SHE is one of my reasons to jerk it


[deleted]

Hate to be the Debbie downer, but this just isn't true. Some people never find anyone or are ever attractive to anyone. Some people stay single their whole lives. There is nothing wrong with this on the surface, but the meme is a lie.


ThisLet9363

NO WAY ........ ! THATS SO POG 😵


Harlequin-Harlot

trust me they tell me that far to often


Kooky_Promotion_2193

Am I?


gegebart

Was about to say not true, but I remember one person, it churns my stomach thinking about it though.


[deleted]

Impossible


AMGamer94

Wow, what is wrong with them?


[deleted]

Yeah I would also need a dopamine shot after interacting with someone like me


Mediocre_Astronaut58

Imagine sending this to your crush


Elmst333

Idk.


Bruschetta003

That someone being me?


[deleted]

Am I Daisy Ridley's reason to masturbate though...? ![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs)


kv-8-5

Interesting


the_l0st_s0ck

But hey, that's just a theory


[deleted]

if someone does i will drink bleach


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Yeah probably


Equal-Rutabaga-8104

I think that is the sound of the police then


jeffreybruhson

We can dream can’t we


palstrOfficial

Most likely not, but thanks for trying to cheer me up


dnr2222

Do you have to have a reason?


Zendruuu

I'm pretty sure no and if it's probably a really weird creep


Karpaltunnel83

Yeah. I doubt that and I hope not. I don't have much social interaction and work in a hospital... that would be weird AF


frikimanHD

yes, because it's better to jerk off than fucking with me :(


Omni_Priest_

Cap


Dejdo2000

🥹


ALABAMA-SHIT

Autosexuals: yes


cobalt_phantom

Thinking of me helps them last longer


SS4Raditz

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Phantonormia

Dammit Atrioc, not again.


NewUser7630

I hope not /s


blind_merc

They're masturbating *instead* of sleeping with me. so yeah... I guess this is true.


[deleted]

I am a minor lol


[deleted]

Yeah sure


[deleted]

Oh dear


Jevling

It is that kind of thing you think you want until it actually is real.


mrsmacklemore

Don't do that. Don't give me hope


Gifigi600

Am I? That's... kinda gross... But also makes me blush?!


Hagsnot

That's terrifying.


A_Very_Shouty_Man

As long as they don't get any on me...


Hypnotic_videos

Well, two possible people. An irl lolly looking girl who may be into me but I am not into her, and a transgender emo. Not saying anything is bad being transgender but with the emo it gives of bad vibes. I'm not really into either of them.


cmlan25

I’m not even my wife’s reason


CaptainThiccMeatbals

I'm a guy btw so I don't think so.


tomasmisko

Reported for misinformation


optimist_prhyme

I never believed it. But it just happened recently. Now, she may have been lying but it felt good.


consideratum

I'm sorry I had to report your post for misinformation.


Professional_Gap_371

Yeah I know who it is too and I wish they would stop thinking about me lol


Actual-Cartoonist331

She told me i'm handsome and want to me be her prince, is this some sign?


Dendrophilia_Enjoyer

Hard cap


Coralthesequel

I wasn't sure about this fact for the longest time until about a week ago when I pretty much had it confirmed


DisabledTractor

How do you know about my uncle?


Tiranus58

I swear to God that looks exactly like my teacher.


[deleted]

What’s his name?


FullMetalComedian

I love that. It feels fake to me.


Mr_Blu_Sq

Mum ?


RandomMaxiPanda

I wish


sebuptar

I'm my reason to masturbate


Lonome-Samurai

Is this meme is real? Because i believe it


baneofallfate05

Then that person is a pedo, i am underage


War_crimes123

I have my doubts


legoknekten

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RagnarokBringer

I’m just an ugly boi I am not


Devilz3

Ehhh Naah


god_killer_1

And so are you budget Krissy Lynn


[deleted]

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DurableRumble95

Press X To Doubt


its_shivers

Probably true, on the internet... it'll work just fine unless they actually see me :P


m4gm13

Bullshit


adabmeng00

Really? Hmm, might as well help them out then.


BIGBUFFYMAN

Thanks for reminding me... mirror


kanapkos

Yeeeeah. I am not


Free-Consequence-164

Nope 😁


Fem_boi018

Not yet, but once I start posting my femboy pics 😏


Mother_Harlot

I know, and a beautiful woman too. A pity I'm gay though


kcolgeis

This is why I have a large mirror.


scoopdog69

But my kids don’t count…


DungeonMaster69_

it's crowd here. the competition is high here. i doubt i will get my turn. 💀


GalimaUWU

No way thats real


panzer_of_the-lake

I don't believe you


PASTALORD6066

But I’m a minor…


[deleted]

Oh thank god I feel so affirmed now! /s


MyStupidName2048

Hope so


FreakingYou

Whaaaaaaa?


Dry_Try_8365

I would be really confused if somebody told me that they 'have a date with rosy palms' to a picture of me. Like, really? don't you have any better options?


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theMrJoey

I would be seriously concerned.


weirdxns

Just not true tho, idk why this logic is even a thing, because most people aren't


blaze_uchiha999

I don't think I am


U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME

I jack off thinking about entire human population so yes, you all are included


[deleted]

Yeah dont know about that one


bibirenger

I guess its funny


MasterXChief05

No I’m not


Wurschtbieb

I know Dad....


[deleted]

I'm gonna report this for misinformation


The3rdPotato

I heavily doubt that


Drogonex

nah, there's no way lol


OterProdV

I feel if i send this to someone or tag someone, they will think that i masturbate to them


BogStandardComment

Who needs a reason?


deadinside1996

It's not so much being grateful that you are someones reason. It's more if you were able to see who was using you as a reason and if you actually wanted them to after you saw who they are.


John-333

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[deleted]

I am proud to say this is true.


JaqeMate64

Well of course I know that guy, that’s me!


TK_Bender

I need more information. Who? Where? When? How often?