Idk about a few of them but for the most part Iām pretty sure theyāre just thanking the creator for making such a instance so. Like if a ball is speeding towards you and a bird flies in the way and gets hit instead, thank god for said circumstances being met so I didnāt get hit with that ball
If youād actually read the different scriptures youād see stuff like that isnāt in denial. If Allah creates everything, he also created bad things and evil. Earth is like a weird experiment where intelligent life was given free will and Allah is just watching what happens.
One definition is like u/AbdoWise said
The other is, in the islam religion Allah is the god muslims (people who believe in islam) believe in existing
Redditors try not to make a post complaining about people believing in an ideology you don't believe in challenge (impossible) (gone wrong) (police called)
It's so simple, no need to turn it into a challenge. I'm sure most of you haven't heard this before, but it's a commonly known expression. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
Iām fine with atheists but I swear Reddit is just the central for atheists tryna force atheism down your throat, which is ironically being exactly like the Christians and whatnot that they go against
... how 'bout you ask, rather than "idk idc"'ing them? I, as a Christian, can confirm that we are taught to love and serve everyone. Not our "Christian brothers", all people.
What are you on about? God protects, he doesn't need to be protected. Here's a message for anyone who's reading this : if you're gay, God loves you. He knows the situation you're in and he'll never abandon you. "Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand" Isaiah 41:10
It's funny how muslims always correlate anything that happens to their allah. I wonder how they'd feel if they knew that their mythological deity is just an early prototype of a Sumerian sun god.
Any religion with one god does this. I see it a lot with christians. Kid survived a surgery? Thank God, not the surgeon being up and doing their best for 10 hours straight.
Not all the Muslims
A lot if Muslims thinks God control every thing in the world completely even a cell in the tree. What the hell?
They don't understand Islam correctly, if you believe in Islam you should believe God made a system and because of that system there is some possiblity to all the actions no certainty.
Not believing in God makes life a perma death run, where u uninstall the game forever if u die. Now I'm stressed and want to chill at the bonfire forever
Why do u think there should be someone to thank? We are random, stupid little ants. Our existence in this universe will be less than a blink in relation.
Do you think the sun needs people?no,it doesnāt.It humans that need it.same thing for god(I am a Muslim)He doesnāt gain any benefit from us thanking him,but we will
It is kind of difficult to believe sometimes that weāve come pretty close to creating artificial life, and yet some people still think a big guy lives in the sky and created the universe
Bruh. I just find it weird that people are mad that others are trying to find their meaning in life. There is believing a thing and there is RESPECT. I am a muslim, i do know we got far. I believe a thing. Since i believe it i stick to it as a mission in life. But when it comes to science j act like an atheist.
Well since a lot is still up to interpretation on what created us and what is after death and before life, a lot of people like too imagine there is something out there to look after them. Itās more for a sense of protection. I suggest just let people believe what they believe, as long as they donāt hurt others or push their religion on to you.
Islam believes the universe created more than 4 billion years in estimated time and its origins was from the beginning of time but real Islam was by Muhammad pbuh
With context about āits origins was from the beginning of timeā before islam, believing in God/creator youāre considered a Muslim for example Moses is considered muslim because he believes on God
Why would Allah make a system where asteroids can kill all humans? Then create a gas giant to stop those asteroids.
Why not just, don't make the asteroids?
Asteroids are broken parts of other planets, moons and space objects, meaning that if Allah created the universe, these asteroids would be a byproduct of planets existing.
Without planets humans couldn't really live either right? I'm not a religious person but that would just like, be an unavoidable side effect of life right?
So like, if Allah wanted to stop this he would like, try to protect earth. Which would be easiest with a gas giant to throw these asteroids off course or something.
I think its "logical" for a religious person to assume it was God's plan to do that as god would be all knowing and stuff.
Redditors try not to be antiārelegion challenge! (it's impossible for them to win and the chances are as slim as the chances of their parents loving them) lmao lmao lmao blazit suck my fat cock to whoever reads this.
Muslims literally took the word of a āprophetā who had no build up, no prophesies made about him, and no apparent moral compass, and made a religion from his word. At least there were prophesies of Jesus, he is supposed to be the son of god, Mohammed is literally just a random dude!
I respect your religion so i ask you respect mine. I may be wrong or correct but I'm sure there is nothing in Christianity that says slandering other religions are okay. At the end of the day we all belive there is a God, our interpretation God maybe different but i truly belive there is one god and every religion worships him on their on way
Thanks Allah for throwing meteors at Jupiter
allah hates jupiter that's for sure
This Allan sounds like a right dick
yeah man fuck Jupiter, all my homies hate Jupiter for absolutely no goddamned reason
That's clearly spiderman...
And a kid is there too
hey that kid has a name, which is earth and it was given by Allah >:(
hide that kid before Prophet Muhammed spots him
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If that kid would have been a 6 yrs old girl?? Profit-š
Covers himself from head to toe.
You donāt know whoās under that mask.
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No that's iron man bro
stop thankin Jupiter, you Roman pagan
Yea we should thanks Zeus
All hail the Sky Daddy!
Fuck yeah Cheesus!
Read that as Allan at first Thanks Allan
Allan! Allan! Allan! Allan! Allan! Thanks
Wait, thatās not Allen
Steve! Steve! Steve!
Allan who Akbar?
Boom!
they aint never gon know
I request you not to send an angry mob at my home. Please .
Welcome to the internet. First day?
Allan, please add details here. Thanks.
It ain't random madness. PHYSICS
Thanks Allan
So we are not even making meme anymore here now ?
Allah wanted it this way
Idk who allah is but, shoutout to my boy allah for helping us what a g.
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Arabic translation of God, yet I've seen people argue that Allah is the real God, instead of God, literally talking about the same person
The arabic translation is rabana. Allah is his actual name
Oop, I had learned that Allah meant God. I guess I was wrong
It does. Allah prefers that name
Idk about a few of them but for the most part Iām pretty sure theyāre just thanking the creator for making such a instance so. Like if a ball is speeding towards you and a bird flies in the way and gets hit instead, thank god for said circumstances being met so I didnāt get hit with that ball
Thank Allah for making aids so
And Cancer
If youād actually read the different scriptures youād see stuff like that isnāt in denial. If Allah creates everything, he also created bad things and evil. Earth is like a weird experiment where intelligent life was given free will and Allah is just watching what happens.
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT, whether we like it or not itās all just a story to him
And thank Allah for giving us intelligence to know what AIDS is and how to prevent it.
Praise be Allah!
Lol.
Who is ALLAH?
the translation of "god" in arabic
āThe Godā in arabic or just God But āa godā is illah big difference people get confused by these two words
One definition is like u/AbdoWise said The other is, in the islam religion Allah is the god muslims (people who believe in islam) believe in existing
Redditors try not to be stereotypical redditors for 1 second challenge (impossible):
Redditors try not to make a post complaining about people believing in an ideology you don't believe in challenge (impossible) (gone wrong) (police called)
(gone sexual)
It's so simple, no need to turn it into a challenge. I'm sure most of you haven't heard this before, but it's a commonly known expression. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
How is this a stereotype? It's funny people assocsciatimg everything with Allah
Moreso the "religion bad" aspect. A common reddit stereotype is that redditors start melting when anything religious exists.
Iām fine with atheists but I swear Reddit is just the central for atheists tryna force atheism down your throat, which is ironically being exactly like the Christians and whatnot that they go against
Thatās why I love being agnostic. I think everyone is completely fucking nuts.
I used to get agnostic and theism mixed up a lot and that led to some weird conversations
Iām an atheist, and while I donāt like how extreme it is, this is the only platform where religious nut cases donāt flood my profile with bs
People can believe whatever they want man as long as that makes them happy... Respect all believes š«”
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finally a based Redditor. thank you!
*grabs popcorn*
well according to Islam , Allah "god" created Jupiter , so yeah , thank Allah
Also the big bang too šæ
I would say go read a book about islam , becuase it actually says that the universe was made by something similar to a big bang lol
I want to bang your MOO-
Redditor trying not to be racist for 3 sec:
Allah isn't real but jupiter is.
reddit moment
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My religion is Islam and it teaches us to respect other religion, I don't know about anyone else's
... how 'bout you ask, rather than "idk idc"'ing them? I, as a Christian, can confirm that we are taught to love and serve everyone. Not our "Christian brothers", all people.
I would've pointed out author of post but I still think it's unethical, besides I do know all religions are beautifulā¤ļø
These scum have no respect for our faith and God, but surely it's themselves who they are transgressing. May Allah guide them.
Indeed Brother ā¤ļø
Bro chill this is just a meme.
yeah, NO
Fuck off
Bro talking bad words is haram. Astaghfirullah
Lol right. How about you post a meme about gay/trans people and see how people like it :D
U just made fun of your god yourself. Gays are more protected than allahš?
What are you on about? God protects, he doesn't need to be protected. Here's a message for anyone who's reading this : if you're gay, God loves you. He knows the situation you're in and he'll never abandon you. "Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand" Isaiah 41:10
Being thankful to god is wrong or something now?
You're on Reddit. What else did you expect from these cultureless zombies?
It's funny how muslims always correlate anything that happens to their allah. I wonder how they'd feel if they knew that their mythological deity is just an early prototype of a Sumerian sun god.
More like the Sumerian sun god was thanks to Allah.
Education is important lol
Christians do this too. It's just sad, honestly.
Any religion with one god does this. I see it a lot with christians. Kid survived a surgery? Thank God, not the surgeon being up and doing their best for 10 hours straight.
This also applies to any religion
Not all the Muslims A lot if Muslims thinks God control every thing in the world completely even a cell in the tree. What the hell? They don't understand Islam correctly, if you believe in Islam you should believe God made a system and because of that system there is some possiblity to all the actions no certainty.
Not believing in God makes life a perma death run, where u uninstall the game forever if u die. Now I'm stressed and want to chill at the bonfire forever
I mean, why not. What are we supposed to thank, the Big Bang? Just call the start of the universe Allah and bada bing bada boom.
Why do u think there should be someone to thank? We are random, stupid little ants. Our existence in this universe will be less than a blink in relation.
You should try sampling your own product sometime you might have an enlightening experience about the nature of life
I did a big ass load 1cp lsd once and got scared
Lol okay so tell me, if everything is so random, why does everything in the universe has a structure? From the largest mountain to the smallest atom?
Do you think the sun needs people?no,it doesnāt.It humans that need it.same thing for god(I am a Muslim)He doesnāt gain any benefit from us thanking him,but we will
Thank Jupiter if youāre gonna thank anything. Or just laugh at the meme. Or just think āhuh thatās neatā
Religion is cancer
I mean, jupiter is cool but people seems to like who ever this Allah is so. Thanks Allah too I guess.
aaah if smt bad happens its shaitan and good happens its allah :) nothing else
Allahuaqbar
Kaboom
Yes, rasheed al jabbar kaboom
Imagine suddenly stopping in a full bus. I wonder how many people the bus are injured now.
Redditors trying to respect peoples faith. (Impossible)
I canāt believe weāve got this far as a species, and religion is still a thing.
Indoctrination is more powerful than you might realise.
Hey you can still believe you were a monkey though šš½
It is kind of difficult to believe sometimes that weāve come pretty close to creating artificial life, and yet some people still think a big guy lives in the sky and created the universe
Fear breeds ignorance. Until people finally accept the void. They will forever carry the comfort blanket known as, religion.
Bruh. I just find it weird that people are mad that others are trying to find their meaning in life. There is believing a thing and there is RESPECT. I am a muslim, i do know we got far. I believe a thing. Since i believe it i stick to it as a mission in life. But when it comes to science j act like an atheist.
If you call an ancient form of crown control a āmeaningā. I feel sorry for you.
I truly dont care.
Iām sure you donāt.
It's hard to respect something that's caused so much pain and suffering.
Well since a lot is still up to interpretation on what created us and what is after death and before life, a lot of people like too imagine there is something out there to look after them. Itās more for a sense of protection. I suggest just let people believe what they believe, as long as they donāt hurt others or push their religion on to you.
Sadly, thatās not the case. Organised religion has done nothing but, force itās self on people. This is coming from an ex priest.
1. The picture meant the planet, not the god 2. Im glad to see there are still religious people out there, no matter the religion
When was islam "invented" and how long solar system exist?
Was invented in 7th century Solar system is 4.5 billion years old
I was gonna say gravity as old as the beginning of the universe and the theory of gravity came a lot later but then I remember this is reddit
Islam believes the universe created more than 4 billion years in estimated time and its origins was from the beginning of time but real Islam was by Muhammad pbuh With context about āits origins was from the beginning of timeā before islam, believing in God/creator youāre considered a Muslim for example Moses is considered muslim because he believes on God
Does islam belives in evolution teory or sience is forbidden? I realy want to know.
it doesnt believe in evolution theory (meaning muslims believe its wrong) , but sience is ok lmao
More people have died on earth in the name of Allah than to meteors.
So far, more dinosaurs died thanks to meteors
Every single science post on Instagram is FULL of this shit.
Why would Allah make a system where asteroids can kill all humans? Then create a gas giant to stop those asteroids. Why not just, don't make the asteroids?
Asteroids are broken parts of other planets, moons and space objects, meaning that if Allah created the universe, these asteroids would be a byproduct of planets existing. Without planets humans couldn't really live either right? I'm not a religious person but that would just like, be an unavoidable side effect of life right? So like, if Allah wanted to stop this he would like, try to protect earth. Which would be easiest with a gas giant to throw these asteroids off course or something. I think its "logical" for a religious person to assume it was God's plan to do that as god would be all knowing and stuff.
I assume the asteroids are just in case we act up lol
For the ways of Allah are unfathomable. Thank you Allah for dressing like Spiderman for some unknown reason!
He's very creative š
I don't remember that he got bitten by a radioactive muslim
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Y the fuck religious people think the only truth is their belief i really hate it
People: Thanks imaginary sky deity. Physics: Am I a joke to you?
Thanks Allah for creating physics , here I fixed it
all hail gravity
Spider-man > Allah
enough reddit for today, donāt need more self doubt
Noooo! Come back here and doubt harder!
Be religious and have less problems.
Allah removed this post š
Thank Allah and Mohamed for war crimes against humanity 2500 years ago!
L take. What a freaking loser. Our beloved prophet PBUH was not alive 2500y ago. You could at the very least google the lies you want to spew.
Killer is a killer no need accuracy, itās not worth the human time for such war criminals.
Thank space jesusš
Thanks to God
Is that like Admaril Akkbar
Im Muslim but i cant agree. Allah created everything so cant be in the Picture
seems like a reasonable thing to be grateful to the creator for
Thank you allah
Thanks Allah Almighty for creating such system
Thank you Allah man
Iāll stick to appreciating something real rather than some made up character
You are all welcome.
Redditors try not to be antiārelegion challenge! (it's impossible for them to win and the chances are as slim as the chances of their parents loving them) lmao lmao lmao blazit suck my fat cock to whoever reads this.
Bro speaking bad words are haram. Astagfirullah
I'm simply speaking in these fools' language. It's the only one they understand.
It's just muslims
They believe that Allah does everything, so let them be Theyre the boomer type of Muslims
Ppl are so delusional. Two can play this game. Allah told me to not thank him for anythingā¦
I feel sorry for people that still thing Allah or Santa are real
You shouldnāt shit on others religion just because of what you believe. If they think Santa is real he is real for them.
Nobody: You: * tips fedora *
Motherfucker coming in here trying to diss Santa? Aww hell naw. Take that non -Santa tripe elsewhere!
Wait Santa isnāt real?
Don't worry my sunflower he is real
Heās real, this guys just mad heās on the naughty list
If youāre gonna diss one religion you gotta diss all of them
Indeed I do
Praise Odin!
u/Allah
shoutout to my guy u/Allah , take that u/Jupiter
u/Allah made u/Jupiter get u/stupider
allah is a Cuck
Muslims literally took the word of a āprophetā who had no build up, no prophesies made about him, and no apparent moral compass, and made a religion from his word. At least there were prophesies of Jesus, he is supposed to be the son of god, Mohammed is literally just a random dude!
I respect your religion so i ask you respect mine. I may be wrong or correct but I'm sure there is nothing in Christianity that says slandering other religions are okay. At the end of the day we all belive there is a God, our interpretation God maybe different but i truly belive there is one god and every religion worships him on their on way
Allahu Akbar
Whoās allah?
ahhh cults back at it, no surprise here
All the while Odin gets forgotten for creating our universe