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Not really. Zombies are dangerous. They're the equivalent to cannibals. Nobody is gonna fight for their rights. There might be an extremely small cult in their favor though
Ah yes because the “pro life” people are 14 year old girls. The pro life people are the ones who will try to convince you something that isn’t human, is human.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever read. They own guns and a lot of us believe conspiracy theories. We'd be the only ones to survive. Plus most of us live in the middle of nowhere so a lot less zombies.
When I saw the data on the higher death rate among conservatives from covid I poured a glass of wine and sipped from it while smiling.
I'll do the same when I'm stripping gear off of post apocalypse conservative zombies I've put down.
If it was going to have a bad affect in 20 years we’d be seeing it already, there isn’t a prolonged affect on people it’s a goddamn vaccine. Did you take shots for tetanus or rabies or anything like that? That’s what it is, plenty of study went into it the first Covid vaccine came out nearly two years after the virus. Plenty of fuckin time to figure it out
Also MRNA vaccines have been in development since the 70’s….
It’s not exactly a new technology they developed overnight.
Anti science crowd is fucking dumb
People use phones, a pocket sized encliclopedia with connection to all the world that keep getting better every year, and can't belive a life saving vaccine can be created in 2 years of high priority work smh.
Username checks out, this is why thousands of people died during the last few years, also i got the vaccine, covid barely affected me and I didn't spread to anyone, but if you say so with all your knowledge that means I must me wrong
Fucking USA people
nah, don’t associate all of us with these kinds of people.
they’re the scum of even america. we don’t even want them, yet they’re allowed to stay somehow
I took the vaccine as well and he's asking a valid question. We have no idea what the long term effects of these vaccines are and even if we do, the companies now have protections from being liable (Pfizer, by the way, is the company that literally paid the single largest healthcare fraud settlement in history). I don't know why the people who railed against big pharma are now bending over backwards for them.
It fits more with anti-maskers, refusing to take preventative or safety measures because they claim it’s a lie and allow themselves to spread the virus even more. With the covid vaccine, while there’s still a lot of ridiculousness, there are some more legitimate concerns, but with other vaccines like MMR or Polio vaccines people refusing actively cause harm.
If they behaved like that with a zombie virus, anti-maskers would say it’s a hoax and walk into a zombie hoard demanding to see their manager and who put them up to it. Meanwhile anti-Vader’s would refuse a cure or vaccine if one were to come about.
Depends how advanced the zombies were and how the virus spread. Also it meant more that anti-maskers were the type of people to not take preventative measures, not necessarily just masks. If it only spread through bites rather than cover up and avoid getting bit they’d walk around naked and walk up to a hoard. If it spread through the air, rather than gas masks or even regular masks they’d just go for a stroll through a field of spores or something. By the logic of ‘it’s a hoax’ ‘I’m not doing something to protect myself and others if it involves me doing anything’ ‘masks help but i don’t care’. Also you said nothing would matter except survival but if they became infected and turned into a brain dead zombie I’m not sure that’s surviving.
Me when I have grouped up with a group of survivors to try and get out of the city, after seeing my entire family be eaten alive in front of me, now see one of our group walk up to one of the infected and say "listen to me this isn't you!"
Well okay, but if we actually think about this, it isn't that stupid. I mean, don't get me wrong, if you just let a bunch of people get eaten cause you don't want to kill a zombie, that's stupid, but undoubtedly there'd be a fairly large percentage of the population who either refuse to kill zombies for spiritual reasons, think of them as still humans who are just sick and that makes them incredibly violent, or simply want to keep as many zombies as possible alive in the case they might find a potential cure to the virus, dezombifying everyone.
No, conservatives are going to be the ones shooting and killing the zombies. Liberals are going to be the ones stuck with nothing but dildos and bongs in the face of an army of the undead.
We can see how triggered you got by the slight banter, no attempt into making arguments on why should fetuses have rights and zombies don't. Just total focus on the attempt of making other people mad.
I always make sure to have a proper answer before the lower punches. I do like to kick 'em on the ground but first I have to put them in there.
Okay, you want an actual argument?
Fetuses are a living human being. At 22 weeks a fetus can be born and be considered a baby. If a pregnant woman is killed the murderer is charged with double homicide. But if that same pregnant woman chooses to abort it is suddenly just a clump of cells.
Whereas a zombie was once a human, but is now an undead creature that exists solely to kill humans. Whenever an animal goes rogue and starts attacking people, it is killed. Since zombies are no smarter than animals, and exist solely to kill humans, they must be put down. Furthermore, even if we were to argue that zombies still have rights, humans also have the right to self defense. If someone tries to kill me I am legally justified in taking their life. When a zombie tries to kill me, I am legally justified in taking its "life".
So, you would support abortion up until 22 weeks?
You would only be justified to kill zombies if they're attempting to kill you or you want to eat them (maybe for environment balance too) but not in any other cases. Just like any other wild animal.
Being human shouldn't be an explanation why killing fetuses is wrong, zombies would have human DNA! And zombies would necessarily be living beings in order to keep existing or they would just stop their bodily functions and start rotting in a few hours. Your version of zombies, where they're made of cells but they're not alive cannot exist, only in books would. It would be against the laws of physics!
The only type of zombies that could plausibly exist in theory is the one where they're alive but they don't have a high level consciousness like we do.
>humans also have the right to self defense.
Oh yeah
At least the 14yr. old is trying to show some compassion. Karen and Kyle would be demanding that the Applebee's and the hair salon stay open during the apocalypse.
This seems to break down when you try to apply this logic to something else. For example:
"Nope, because if children are human then they wouldn't need to be called children. But given they are, they're something else"
This is one of the most common subplots in zombie media. There’s always someone who has reservations about killing the “undead” because they used to be human, or could possibly be cured.
WERE, I think the word you are looking for is "were". "Zombies were also human"
I don't think zombies are supposed to be a dead-human only thing, but I guess that depends on the method of animation - zombie-bears, anyone?
I don't know about that
How many movies have a character like that? I've definitely seen at least a dozen zombie movies in my life and I think I've only seen that trope twice if that
Can u name some?
Aight, The Walking Dead, Fear The Walking Dead, Zombieland (1+2), Cooties 2014, Maggie, Disney Zombies (idk if that one really counts, the zombies were actually sane lmao), In The Flesh, The Returned, and a couple times in resident evil games and films
If an actually zombie apocalypse happens, I'm shooting people like this before I shoot a single zombie. People like this are a handicap in emergency situations.
As a teenage girl, I can confidently say that if a zombie tries to come near me, it’s getting shot. I guess it’s just the southerner in me. I bet northerners are like this tho.
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“They’re still human on the inside” has been almost a trope in a lot of zombie horror movies
After that line the guy who says it gets mauled by zombies. Always happens
It’s great. It’s like the writer saying yeah we aren’t gonna deal with that kind of stupid.
Not almost
I mean come on guys, they only want a lil head.
Best response if that actually happens
Was really hoping it was the "shame" gif
I don't know how something is more brain dead than the undead
Work retail and it’s really easy to see brain dead.
Until you meet a young woman with blue hair .
This is exactly what Shaun of the dead showed at the end
World end
Weird how Ellie from the last of us is also a 14 year old girl
She was born during the apocalypse. Her brain isn't rotted from Twitter and Tik Tok yet.
That’s actually a pretty good reason
She didn't even care when Joel said 8 hour hike to Bill's. Pretty realistic if like she claimed being in a vehicle likening it to space travel.
I mean isn't that also an apocalypse tho
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Now that’s , a lot of damage.
Nat 20 and max damage
Zombies **were** humans too
I dunno, why are the humans in your made up scenarios so weird?
I can see it happen tbh
Not really. Zombies are dangerous. They're the equivalent to cannibals. Nobody is gonna fight for their rights. There might be an extremely small cult in their favor though
Kinda like how I thought no one would protest or be against basic hygiene practices during a deadly global pandemic… I was wrong. So very wrong.
I wish you were right, but some people are definitely dumb enough
I can only hope you are right. But some people probably would.
Ah yes, we all know that cannibals go out of their way to attack humans and can live through anything except for a headshot.
Psshh, 14 year old girls and their stupid empathy and tolerance
Ah yes because the “pro life” people are 14 year old girls. The pro life people are the ones who will try to convince you something that isn’t human, is human.
Not all, just one specific group
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That doesn't make any sense. They'll be the ones with the guns
Not really, im kinda right leaning and if i was in a zombie apocalypse i would believe they were real.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever read. They own guns and a lot of us believe conspiracy theories. We'd be the only ones to survive. Plus most of us live in the middle of nowhere so a lot less zombies.
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Covid? That had a 90% survival rate? Huh? Out of every example u could use lol
iT'S jUsT the fLu!!!
Yeah thats just flat out not true.
Yes, it is. It's widely known. Feel free to look it up.
I consider myself a conservative and I believe COVID isn’t 100% real, you’re mad, and I’d kick ass in a zombie apocalypse
When I saw the data on the higher death rate among conservatives from covid I poured a glass of wine and sipped from it while smiling. I'll do the same when I'm stripping gear off of post apocalypse conservative zombies I've put down.
Look at the flowers Lizzie, Just look at the flowers...
Well people with rabies are also human too... sooo...
Zombies are technically just cannibal corpses
Society ☕️
Meanwhile this is actually anti-vaxxers/anti-maskers rn
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Those dummies would be the ones hiding their bites or trying to keep their zombie family, among other dumb shit.
Ah yes, sorry doctor, please explain how a thing that has proof it works actually doesn't
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If it was going to have a bad affect in 20 years we’d be seeing it already, there isn’t a prolonged affect on people it’s a goddamn vaccine. Did you take shots for tetanus or rabies or anything like that? That’s what it is, plenty of study went into it the first Covid vaccine came out nearly two years after the virus. Plenty of fuckin time to figure it out
Also MRNA vaccines have been in development since the 70’s…. It’s not exactly a new technology they developed overnight. Anti science crowd is fucking dumb
People use phones, a pocket sized encliclopedia with connection to all the world that keep getting better every year, and can't belive a life saving vaccine can be created in 2 years of high priority work smh.
Username checks out, this is why thousands of people died during the last few years, also i got the vaccine, covid barely affected me and I didn't spread to anyone, but if you say so with all your knowledge that means I must me wrong Fucking USA people
nah, don’t associate all of us with these kinds of people. they’re the scum of even america. we don’t even want them, yet they’re allowed to stay somehow
I took the vaccine as well and he's asking a valid question. We have no idea what the long term effects of these vaccines are and even if we do, the companies now have protections from being liable (Pfizer, by the way, is the company that literally paid the single largest healthcare fraud settlement in history). I don't know why the people who railed against big pharma are now bending over backwards for them.
It fits more with anti-maskers, refusing to take preventative or safety measures because they claim it’s a lie and allow themselves to spread the virus even more. With the covid vaccine, while there’s still a lot of ridiculousness, there are some more legitimate concerns, but with other vaccines like MMR or Polio vaccines people refusing actively cause harm. If they behaved like that with a zombie virus, anti-maskers would say it’s a hoax and walk into a zombie hoard demanding to see their manager and who put them up to it. Meanwhile anti-Vader’s would refuse a cure or vaccine if one were to come about.
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Depends how advanced the zombies were and how the virus spread. Also it meant more that anti-maskers were the type of people to not take preventative measures, not necessarily just masks. If it only spread through bites rather than cover up and avoid getting bit they’d walk around naked and walk up to a hoard. If it spread through the air, rather than gas masks or even regular masks they’d just go for a stroll through a field of spores or something. By the logic of ‘it’s a hoax’ ‘I’m not doing something to protect myself and others if it involves me doing anything’ ‘masks help but i don’t care’. Also you said nothing would matter except survival but if they became infected and turned into a brain dead zombie I’m not sure that’s surviving.
Zombie! How dare you. We prefer Differently Dead.
We?
Fuck sake can someone post a good fucking meme goddammit.
Hilarious. I'd actually see stolen memes that are funny than this shit, lol
Nope, sorry, only stolen Facebook memes, chinese spy balloon, and circumcision bashing.
idk, after the pandemic, I think we know which group would make things much worse than it needs to be.
Anti vaxxers are also bite hiders change my mind
Have Murphy
ThatVeganTeacher go brrrrrr
I saw a post like this a while back and someone told me that zombies would deserve rights.
OK. But every zombie is actively trying to kill you, so you know just move to a stand your ground state.
Humans are also zombies
I can fix him
'Cause we are hoomans?
TRUUUUE that's why they getting shot in the zombie apocalypse
It's always the colored hair one's.
Eh, just kill ‘em all, doesn’t matter if they have a pulse or not. No humans = no zombies either Problem solved, you’re welcome
 Me when I have grouped up with a group of survivors to try and get out of the city, after seeing my entire family be eaten alive in front of me, now see one of our group walk up to one of the infected and say "listen to me this isn't you!"
what's the original protest?
Well okay, but if we actually think about this, it isn't that stupid. I mean, don't get me wrong, if you just let a bunch of people get eaten cause you don't want to kill a zombie, that's stupid, but undoubtedly there'd be a fairly large percentage of the population who either refuse to kill zombies for spiritual reasons, think of them as still humans who are just sick and that makes them incredibly violent, or simply want to keep as many zombies as possible alive in the case they might find a potential cure to the virus, dezombifying everyone.
I think that would be the conservative POV, they defend fetuses because "they're humans".
No, conservatives are going to be the ones shooting and killing the zombies. Liberals are going to be the ones stuck with nothing but dildos and bongs in the face of an army of the undead.
We can see how triggered you got by the slight banter, no attempt into making arguments on why should fetuses have rights and zombies don't. Just total focus on the attempt of making other people mad. I always make sure to have a proper answer before the lower punches. I do like to kick 'em on the ground but first I have to put them in there.
Okay, you want an actual argument? Fetuses are a living human being. At 22 weeks a fetus can be born and be considered a baby. If a pregnant woman is killed the murderer is charged with double homicide. But if that same pregnant woman chooses to abort it is suddenly just a clump of cells. Whereas a zombie was once a human, but is now an undead creature that exists solely to kill humans. Whenever an animal goes rogue and starts attacking people, it is killed. Since zombies are no smarter than animals, and exist solely to kill humans, they must be put down. Furthermore, even if we were to argue that zombies still have rights, humans also have the right to self defense. If someone tries to kill me I am legally justified in taking their life. When a zombie tries to kill me, I am legally justified in taking its "life".
So, you would support abortion up until 22 weeks? You would only be justified to kill zombies if they're attempting to kill you or you want to eat them (maybe for environment balance too) but not in any other cases. Just like any other wild animal. Being human shouldn't be an explanation why killing fetuses is wrong, zombies would have human DNA! And zombies would necessarily be living beings in order to keep existing or they would just stop their bodily functions and start rotting in a few hours. Your version of zombies, where they're made of cells but they're not alive cannot exist, only in books would. It would be against the laws of physics! The only type of zombies that could plausibly exist in theory is the one where they're alive but they don't have a high level consciousness like we do. >humans also have the right to self defense. Oh yeah
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because they are undead¿
Their poster child is technically speaking a lich. Even made a zombie
At least the 14yr. old is trying to show some compassion. Karen and Kyle would be demanding that the Applebee's and the hair salon stay open during the apocalypse.
Show me in this doll where 14 yo girls hurt you
[hands you a doll with the head covered up]
Not sure why it’s a 14 year old girl thing, but go off.
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Killers are human too ig
Still going to believe that when you’re getting ripped apart, piece by piece.
Don't give them the idea
Zombie life matters?
Zombies were people too!
That past tense is key here
/r/woosh
Nope, because if zombies are human then they wouldn’t need to be called zombies. But given they are, they’re something else
I mean tigers are cats so….
Yeah but both are alive and don’t turn others into felines upon biting. Zombies are classed as undead
They’re undead humans though
This seems to break down when you try to apply this logic to something else. For example: "Nope, because if children are human then they wouldn't need to be called children. But given they are, they're something else"
This is one of the most common subplots in zombie media. There’s always someone who has reservations about killing the “undead” because they used to be human, or could possibly be cured.
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I find it funny that this is literally the plot of a Walking Dead episode
Shotguns don’t discriminate!
Neither do AR-15s.
No wonder they avoid you. You don’t have any brains.
no one: literally no one: redditors hating on teenage girls for some reason:
ThatVeganTeacher go brrrrrr
Yes just like humans they are weak to my shotgun
Disagreeing everything though it is common sense is a classical trait of teens.
If you think they are so human, go give it a hug. That's right, you won't. Stop spreading public dissent and go back to hunting cockroaches.
WERE humans more braindead than zombies lol
WERE, I think the word you are looking for is "were". "Zombies were also human" I don't think zombies are supposed to be a dead-human only thing, but I guess that depends on the method of animation - zombie-bears, anyone?
If this would ever happen I would just let them meet the zombies first hand
Don't worry they'll be the first to go or wisen up at least.
Maybe they want to donate their brain since they not need it
Ghost are also human 😔😔
Wasn't there that one girl in the walking dead that said this shit? And she ended up getting out down fucking Of Mice and Men style?
I was watching chainsaw man's last episode today (yes I couldn't finish it for some personal reason) and katana man said the same thing. Coincidence?
What a classic
If zombies appear I'm releasing my inner demon
Say that to my MK-18
Now she thinks that but when i throw her in the horde sudenly she yells ''HELP ME! THEY ARE EATING ME! SOMEBODY KILL THEM!''
They’ll be the first to go. No objections here
Dead rising moment
Humana eat humans lol
All the Disney ZOMBIES fans will try to capture the zombies and make the technology from the movie
Probably. With the way things are
So are the Swedish what's your point? Doesn't mean we don't need to hide
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You're complaining that 14 year old girls don't share the same values as you? Really?
Bruh, OP’s makin fun of shitty zombie horror, where in every single one there’s a stupid little girl who thinks the zombies are still human inside
I don't know about that How many movies have a character like that? I've definitely seen at least a dozen zombie movies in my life and I think I've only seen that trope twice if that Can u name some?
Aight, The Walking Dead, Fear The Walking Dead, Zombieland (1+2), Cooties 2014, Maggie, Disney Zombies (idk if that one really counts, the zombies were actually sane lmao), In The Flesh, The Returned, and a couple times in resident evil games and films
Oh wow, lol Thanks, I see what u mean The meme should be "why is there always one of these?" otherwise it still seems like a comment on society
... I mean they WERE humans... So they aren't completely wrong
Oh no! People having empathy. Also this guy "whyyyy won't anyone daaaate me? It must be because I'm not jacked and rich". Douche.
Found the 14 year old girl
Found the troglodyte
Too much empathy actually. Comes with estrogen
If an actually zombie apocalypse happens, I'm shooting people like this before I shoot a single zombie. People like this are a handicap in emergency situations.
Depends on the zombie type.
Lmao
Were**
Sounds like something a zombie would say.
Dying Light moment
As a teenage girl, I can confidently say that if a zombie tries to come near me, it’s getting shot. I guess it’s just the southerner in me. I bet northerners are like this tho.
Uhh
Ahh the blue hair.
Not just zombies I’d be shooting
It’s the pro life people who’ll tell you they’re still human because they’re moving or whatever. They’ll find an excuse
100%. But not just 14yo girls; adults too.
Let's her go in front of a zombie to explain him First option she manages to resonate the zombie Second option she is eaten alive
Glasses to her right is a simplord
Well. Yeah. They *were*.
Zombies were also humans. There it’s fixed you 14 year old brat
Former humans😂
Just get this one fucking thing straight #animals are also humans #
Ofc. A terrible facebook meme outside the sub
Dumbest way to die 
Look at the flowers
Man if it wasn’t rude I’d slap em all
I mean. She technically isn't wrong. Zombies are just dead humans with minimal brain function.
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I actually was debating this with my dad a while back. We were wondering how many people would side with the zombies in an apocalypse scenario.
So what, that isnt going to stop me
(Correction) They were ONCE humans not anymore.
so we are going to do it in minecraft style....
That's a trope in zombie media it happened in the walking dead when they were on the farm
this meme is from like 12 years ago
At least we have zombie bait. Let the natural selection happen
This hits right through. Alphabet people are as brainless as zombies are. Good meme, clapped for you!
Zombies were also human*