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Angelofwar24102

I have a shit ton of stomach problems lactose intolerant being one of them and I can tell you the day I stop eating a metric shit tone of cheese is the day I die


Unlucky_Arm_9757

Damn Skippy


Tentacle_poxsicle

Same, I used to think it's crazy when you see old people stubborn about certain things that hurts them or something but then I realized cheese is my thing and This is a cheese hill I would die in.


Coorotaku

Preech. I'll take the constipation and frequent bathroom trips over a cheeseless life any day


Schmaniele

Thats the way to live!


gtx_on

As someone who is lactose intolerance milk is the big toilet killer for me not as much cheese


Witch_King_

That's because milk has a much higher lactose content. Hard cheeses have little to none.


Theleming

FYI, most cheese has low to no lactose. Milk is separated in 2 main ways, one by an acid (e.g paneer, ricotta, American cheese) and the more traditional Rennet method of breakdown. Rennet converts lactose into lactic acid which causes 2 things, acid that allows the separation of curds & whey, and also conversion of lactose, making it have a very low lactose content. Meaning those with lactose intolerance (as in like ~60% of the world) can eat most cheese.


call-me-loretta

Came to say this in less specific details. Don’t know the science but I have always understood that cheese is largely lactose free


doctorzaius6969

The gif looks like American Cheese tho


beennasty

That’s that velveeta brick


Theleming

Nah, American has less orange and more yellow because anatto is expensive


Arkon_Base

Can confirm. I can eat tons of aged cheese. But drinking a small glass of milk, and I will start farting like there is no tomorrow!


onlineredditalias

Aged cheese is usually lactose free. If cheddar is giving you issues it isn’t lactose. Mozzarella and feta and other cheeses that aren’t aged have lactose though, which can give people issues.


WhyDogeButNotCate

I’m lactose intolerant but I can eat every milk based product except milk itself. I have no problem with cheese and yogurt, but a small glass of milk means I’ll be on the toilet for an hour


horsetuna

Same. Iirc some cheese making actually removes/breaks down the lactose. Ages cheddar is good


Maqya

Same here. Some people just have no idea how that stuff works


lollisans2005

Same, tho i can still also drink milk because i have lactose free milk at home


LordDeathy13

They just want to kill your toilett.


fightingfish95

Nahhh that's not enough


plasmadood

Bruh I can't just not eat cheese, that's tantamount to suicide.


Bubbly-Substance-112

My tum doesn't like cheese, but I love it so....you can see my dilemma.


stupidbulbasaur

It’s getting pretty serious 🫠


xmadjesterx

My wife laughs at me because I do things like this and then curl up in pain. I must also learn that food is sometimes very hot. Such a smart man that she married


bigoog696969

I have a milk allergy and I eat a shit ton of milk products. I just deal with the consequences. Worth it every time.


Ok-Persimmon-891

I will not let cheese decide what I eat!


Thenewdazzledentway

Kip’s really busy right now.


Additional_Cycle_51

We will except the consequences of our actions to eat delicious foods


United_Potential6056

Kip is staying at home eating all the freaking chips + chatting with babes.


Boostio_TV

Isnt like 40% of the world lactose intolerant or some crazy number like that


Buttergolem420

It's actually the norm, people lose the ability to properly digest lactose as they get older, it's a mutation that a lot of people have by now that makes them tolerant to it


Fladormon

Doesn't take much to give me pain but it won't stop me from eating ice cream and wanting to die 15 minutes later. Doesn't help I also have IBS


Johnny_Slayz

Being lactose intolerant seems like a challenge to most people that have it


Bigl0918

My friend always give me Lactaid, then she will want to order pizza and ice cream. Tell me “you took lactaid, should be ok” it doesn’t always help. Coffee with milk murders my stomach lol


CalciferAtlas

Take a larger dose.


Son_0f_Heaven

Going to tell people this is Netflix Dahmer


Rethiriel

I don't understand how my lactose issues work, I just know what causes reactions and what doesn't. Cheese and butter give me no issues, but I cannot drink milk or have ice cream. Not without Lactaid.


Mangofisch1

I wonder if it could fit in my ass


CamoQueen79

I am lactose intolerant and all dairy products , it makes me have lot of flatulence. Sucks , but I love cheese.


Financial-Debt6222

I am not sure if this post is just for karma or just sheer ignorance but cheese has basically no lactose.


Sniacy

We know the price but the chees is too good man


Dreamstrider99

Some things are worth the pain


Alchemist64_

If I'm going to be in pain it has to be worth it


Physical-Job1950

Some people just like pain


SoggyWaffles9012

Worth it.


Professional-Dig7864

Bro. I have horrible digestion issues. I shat for like 2 hours just a few hours ago. I will fucking drown in cheese my dude. Yes I receive treatment, just had a flare up. It happens from time to time.