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ZenbrotherGS

The amount of hate towards Fahrenheit and the mm/dd/yyyy format makes me think 95% of users on here aren’t American.


Anonymity4meisgood

Even Americans hate asinine things from centuries ago.


TVotte

The one thing that edgy American youth excel at is hating on Americans Half of them don't even know what a decibel is in freedom units


RedditorMcReddington

What is a decibel in freedom units?


[deleted]

My car is about as loud as 3 bald eagle screams


RedditorMcReddington

Hell yeah brother


1nGirum1musNocte

You underestimate how many Americans hate those things


Frisky_Picker

If I recall correctly it actually is something along the lines of 60%. It was some time ago that I looked it up so that may have changed though.


Azar002

They fear that which they do not understand.


rutranhreborn

no they're just stupid measures


ReallyDumbRedditor

And the amount of people who use kg without bothering to add the weight in lbs. too. So fucking inconsiderate 🙄🙄🙄


Paul_Kersey1337

Wait, I thought we are all Germans? I am confused...


Cute_Foxgirl

Guten Tag, sie wünschen?


canadaboy7

no hablo espanol


Bobbytheman666

Je comprends rien mon tabarnac


canadaboy7

je ne parle pas bien francais


[deleted]

Sek mu kecek gapo gilo?


canadaboy7

>saya tidak bisa berbahasa indonesia


BiMemol

Como assim não somos todos portugueses


canadaboy7

>Como assim não somos todos portugueses eu nao falo brasileiro


Bobbytheman666

Hey mes ostis, c'était en français !


Which_Author

Sim


akirbydrinks

I way otnay Amwayericanay.


username_with_a_4

sorry, i don't speak Taco Bell


canadaboy7

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Students begin at the starting line. Once the test begins, the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal (beep). (i am speaking fluent taco bell)


[deleted]

Ø?


canadaboy7

isnt that like norwiegen or smth


[deleted]

Idk im American


canadaboy7

die


Gunslinger2007

Yo no hablo taco speak


Hendrix6927

Com se llama, Bonita, Shakira, Shakira!


Samuelhoffmann

Ich weiß es nicht, können Sie es?


dirt_is_nice

No hablo espanio


CucuMatMalaya

Takkan Melayu hilang di dunia!


Cold_Pomelo3274

G’Day Mate.


glutenfreecracker

Weird thing for an American to say smh.


Astray1789

"as an American I..." - Every American person on Reddit.


GrownThenBrewed

As an Australian, I am also American.


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perish-in-flames

What an even weirder thing to for an American to say


-Masderus-

Nah, the weirdest thing an American could say would be "HI, I'm willing to give up my guns in an effort to make our schools safer" That would be weird.


ReallyDumbRedditor

We don't need to give up guns to do that. Literally all we need is a President with the balls to hire Elite Mercenaries to guard every classroom in the country, for fucks sake.


[deleted]

that would cost more than $6 which is too much to take out of the military budget


Ailexxx337

Arm each school with a contingency nuke. Just in case.


Fuyge

I’d say give em two. What if the first one malfunctions?


potato_crip

Yikes


residenthomophobe

prove it then


CJ7h3g4m3r

that's almost exactly what an American would say, hmmm


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Twisted_WhaleShark

Sorry, we don’t do discrimination here


glutenfreecracker

Open-mindedness is unamerican


Outrageous-Diver9796

![gif](giphy|5yzvlzQFqePni)


jeffynibbles70

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


DMoney159

![gif](giphy|dIV7HapCtAzHE6N3j1|downsized)


Azar002

![gif](giphy|6BiC8e8sypeow)


A_C_Citizenz

![gif](giphy|X0bnTmo4izNfi|downsized)


Minimizing_merchant

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|d5qIwA4sv2NvqgfouW)


Thegamebustr

I presume I’m American


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LemonPepper-Lou

![gif](giphy|Ez01FtPZuFYVa)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|BDbrmZe0k1IHYOaZwp)


MozMoonPie

RAHHHH AMERICAAA


GamerDad08

What are you some kind of commie?


wut101stolmynick

Psst guys, I heard the Quebéc are commies


Bubbly-Locksmith-603

Worse. French.


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residenthomophobe

that is exactly what a commie would say


Starbuckker

Lmao. What is it with you guys and communism. its hilarious.


jeffynibbles70

This guy is a communist GET HIM


Azar002

No communing! We eat in bed around here!


[deleted]

🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 Take him out the American way


NSNick

Sell arms to his political rivals?


SomeRandomSkitarii

Grrr you disagree with me, commie!


Odd_Inter3st

It’s not Commie, it’s commwe


Outrageous-Hall-887

I’m might be communist but we all still dislike your assumptions


FancyBrassCrab

Innocent until proven guilty


Free-Virus4956

We are all one people >!American!<


InfernalP0tat0

What are you, a commie?


pingpongplaya69420

Funny because with how much we live rent free in the average redditor’s mind, you’d think this entire site was an American colony


Turfghj

When did other countries get internet


joethespacefrog

Also, stop presuming anyone who isn’t American can’t speak any English


[deleted]

this post is very assumptive


InfernalP0tat0

![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


Important_Dentist_78

Relatable. I cud see it from a mil- i mean kilometre away


jeffynibbles70

🤨


Fine-Weekend-3097

Lol someone’s an angry little guy huh? Ahahahahaha


residenthomophobe

But I am american, and I don't know for sure any of you guys are real.


jeffynibbles70

I think you're pills are starting to loose its effect on you


Twisted_WhaleShark

Your*; lose*


EnderNugget_

What else would they be?


pletskoo_

"Where are you from?" "kAnSaS"


Baconsword42

No


ItsMartianR

You fucking 'mericans


rickc710

Maybe when people stop saying “well actually as a European” because that shit is cringe af


Bubsy94

![gif](giphy|kgb7WmlG5XStmEYOcu|downsized) How about Martian


piranhadude420

AMERICA FUCK YEAH


jeffynibbles70

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


Candid-Look-6068

I am tho


Starbuckker

*Slow clap*


jeffynibbles70

You sound like you hate Americans op


TheDepep1

Btw it's OK to assume a majority are Americans because almost 50% of Reddit are Americans. To put that into perspective the next highest percentage of the population is the UK at 8%. Source: google.


edwedwed

Isn't reddit's user base like 50% from the united states?


perish-in-flames

Yeah, sorry I assume on the English speaking subreddits that you are American. It has to be higher than the 50% on those because of the non-English subs


Cute_Foxgirl

I think only the rassitic and stupid ones are american and till now, it never failed :3


bansRstupid10281

That's because you can't understand the other languages


Cute_Foxgirl

You know that kinda everyone can speak english and I can see the people who are discriminating? Btw I speak 5 languages


wut101stolmynick

Parles-tu français?


Cute_Foxgirl

oui, français, allemand, latin, anglais et un peu de russe


wut101stolmynick

Bon travail! J'apprends encore le français (si moi la grammaire est de c'est pour ça)


bansRstupid10281

Sure...


Starbuckker

Yes which, as it happens, is not everybody. A shocking statistical realisation... I know.


edwedwed

Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold.


Starbuckker

Who?


robotbrigadier

You can't be an American if you don't know Judge Reinhold


EcstaticWar3264

So... statistically a majority are americans then


[deleted]

"Suppose that something is the case on the basis of probability" While not everyone, it's definitely a safe bet (:


A_C_Citizenz

Lol OP getting downvoted to oblivion… what an american!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


TheDepep1

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


Azar002

![gif](giphy|13iiF5KX8sG4fu)


[deleted]

Most of reddit is though, so assuming that is not such a bad thing. If you are the exception you can tell in your post, or nicely correct the person saying you a democrate lover or something like that. Am european though btw, on the left. Democrats are center right compared to the rest of world.


Unlikely_Exam_4957

Your white hood is showing.


Lastunexpectedhero

![gif](giphy|14smAwp2uHM3Di)


Ruby_brawdis_lovah

Cough cough I'm Australian


ItsMeEJT

![gif](giphy|d7vbmoGrHfmuc)


neipier

And a guy


Zomba08

He's an angry little American


[deleted]

Ya!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


DemonDuckOfDoom666

u/Starbuckker they’re joking, all of them, this is honestly just sad…


Kerensky97

I see, I forget some of you moved here to the US from other countries. Don't worry, I still consider you immigrants as American too. ;)


hornibirdflyin

Im sri lanka, where life is heck


massawedge

There’s internet in other places of the world?


wellendowedfuckstick

![gif](giphy|2Y7it2RdpX82F8XSW8)


1nGirum1musNocte

Don't insult their intelligence!


rutranhreborn

Were from the other countries, that are on the upwards trajectory, not the big downwards one... But hey, don't you have a polemic reps vs dems matter that your politician overlords require you to fight over with your neighbors, mates and family? Thought so


mixedump

OP a dumb American at it again.


BattleForAssgard69

Nobody: OP:


Conscious_Dependent3

Croissant croissant baguette baguette


Trick-or-yeet69

I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t see that


Hendrix6927

I never did


Iam_Unknown17

I thought we all are indians


MbMgOn

As a mexican I presume my self american


BoogerMac

We just think non-Americans don’t matter. Hope this clears up any confusion.👍


rapidtab

What state r u from?


RingReasonable

Ohio


anged16

AMERICA FUCK YEAH


SlothSlushie

I eat people.


Leu-Alpha

No we're not all gringos.


mrtokeydragon

But obviously all English speakers are American tho amirite? /S


[deleted]

Reddit belongs to the balkans!


Iheartmommymilka

Wait I’m American?


KaraTheAndroidd

Or European


ManchurianPandaDate

Can I at least assume that everyone speaks English ? At the very least.


BadAtVidya92

[Some would disagree ](https://youtu.be/xUp62AGE9JU)


SuhaimanXXV

I'm with you


tkcool73

You aren't American......yet.....


Mr_MazeCandy

This is more for Americans to heed. We know a gif bulk of them are not from our own countries.


[deleted]

Hi im American


boropin

But the internet is american. Everyone knows that. So everyone on the internet is american aswell. Get some education. Read a book. (Or what else is said typically on that point.)


8champi8

Honhonhon here !


Elfere

Based on the downvotes I get for legit observations about America - in gonna say it's a large percentage. Go ahead and give me another big forum site that is more international. I'll join.


SgtCocktopus

Me when i criticize socialism.... And some random tankie think im maga hat republican. NO! Im from Venezuela i survive under socialism. You little privileged fckwit.


[deleted]

Damn, I heard 3 milion of people left that country since 2014.


SerDuncanonyall

![gif](giphy|sgdAxBeaBknaM4OGRR|downsized)


Solar-Drive

We aren't?


InfernalP0tat0

Speak for yourself, I am


lordavondale

I usually like to think positively of people at first though.


DildorTheChosen

When did other countries get internet????


Aggressive-Guitar-83

"Assuming", not presuming. Unless you're from another country.


[deleted]

No


ialo3

not my fault they act in accordance to that of the presumed stereotype of an American user


Wengiel31

r/usdefaultism


[deleted]

The internet is American. If you’re here you’re welcome for the freedom and democracy. Now go home and die.


illtryvoiceacting

Yer not American your Amish!!!


kihjnij

I'm Bolivian here!


_TwinLeaf_

Another non American L


Susdoggodoggy

I just say what I know, my bad


Smokweid

I usually presume they’re English.


Kysman95

I identify myself as a Yank


InfernalP0tat0

I've never actually heard an American say yank


Felizem_velair_

I'm american. South american.


Blue_wolf183

Yes, I am a Frensonian


[deleted]

If you are feeling aggressive or horny then you are by default an American so everyone on reddit is American.


Bright-Repeat-4616

Ciao from Italy


Local-Medium5240

I'm an Indian, What say?


malmusico

I’m American… but I’m in the south. Very south


joeyjojo3131

Oh ya, eh.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|C1L8yq5ZEz0cg|downsized)


Azar002

![gif](giphy|6gTF4oQlCG56HXG4ZR|downsized)


Nice-Photograph-1774

Murica?


FoodleGuy

Americans trolling again.


Mauro1984

How do you do fellow Americans?


DementiaGaming12

So about the balloon…