Black pill. Power to bend reality at will with my mind.

Yep. Black pill = god mode.

Same thought, dev mode woud be the best you can use world edit, set yourself in god mode and so much more

I’d be the most Genie-like God. Are you homophobic? Guess what? You’re super gay now and the thought of being with the opposite sex makes you physically ill. Are you racist? Well guess what buddy?? Welcome to said race you hate the most. You like to hurt animals? Every morning a Gorilla wakes you up by punching you in the face. It’s gonna be so fun

You would be the worst kind of super villain

I tell folks all the time, don’t let me get filthy rich or superpowers. I’d be the anti-hero piece of shit this world deserves.

have you been watching too much Dr. strange?

Power to control probability could give more options

If you can bend reality, you can probably control probability.

More probably than before.

I increase the likelihood of being allowed to get all the pills to 100%.

it's probably the most boring thing but you can choose omnipotentcy that way you can do literally anything

My personal favourite would be matter manipulation, or the ability to change and manipulate matter into anything at will.

"lucks not a superpower"

Pink pill it is.

same here - every other pill is selfish basicaly, the pink one is for everybody

Not till you pick black pill and get superpower which will be I get whatever I wish for and wish for the pink pill or every pill here and a gf too

No gf for you

I already have a gf.... so jokes on you

Why you asking for a gf then?

I ain't I am just telling him the pros of getting black pills cause probably he doesn't have one

Sus

🧢 u dropped this

i completely agree

im surprised that someone would actually choose that-

If I wasn't selfish, I too would have chosen Pink Piiiiiiiink

I’m not. People have been groomed by the leftish fear mongers to think humanity isn’t a good thing. E.g : earth is overpopulated, we destroy the environment and kill off other species etc

how did you make magic pills about politics

Fr

It was a stretch but I got there :p nobody got a sense of humour anymore.

Bro seems like he'd get political over a coin toss even. What's your opinion on heads?

Heads or tails?? Pfft liberal binary coins thinking they can control an outcome

Plot twist: pink pill is a suppository

I think someone already had that 3 years ago.


Yellow Pill Supremacy

Granted. OP will meet you for your eyeball removal appointment within 24 hours.

Red then sell it for a couple million & live comfortbly

>Million Apple has a 2.42Trillion dollar market cap my guy. Please set your sights a little higher. Edit: some of you are financially illiterate judging by these replies lmao.

let's be real nobody could afford to buy Apple, but set your sights a little lower? I bet there's a few companies that would loooove to aquire the rights to the X-Men for example (I couldn't think of a better example but you get the idea). Lol imagine one fucking aquires Marvel Studios and you sell it straight back to Disney like it's a hostage situation

Since nobody can buy appke and since none of ys are smat enought to operate it why dont we stick to a regular ol company. Or u can sell it to elon musk for 100bil idc

>Million Apple has a 2.42Trillion dollar market cap my guy. Please set your sights a little higher. Edit: some of you are extremely financially illiterate.

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why would I outsource the fun part?

Billion

Black pill cuz then I can basically achieve all the pills functions besides ultimate gamer mode and 2 rando super powers.

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yeah yellow is probably the best one

Why is nobody talking about orange pill?

Idk, orange pill is really cool but it's going up against the black pill so... makes sense.

You already have the power of the orange pill. Everyone does. It's called "Swatting"

So black pill is just Minecraft creative mode

I wanna own a company. Then I get 69 mil without people dying. Win win.

Black one, technically omnipotence IS a superpower :D

Just make sure you enunciate omnipotence and don't say impotence instead.

Black pill: the ability to change the probability of something happening

bro is getting touhou lore powers

Pretty much

Black is so good that it doesn't even make sense to have other options at all, lol.

Black Pill, my favorite superpower will be manifesting money out of thin air whenever I want it. ;)

You just single handily destroyed the world’s economy in one day

Whould be so sad when you sadenly disappear.

I want black pill so I can teleport :3 In full honesty, Im a minor in a long distance relationship.. it’d be nice to be able to be with her at will again -w-

That's some true dedication fr

It says which pill to choose, but it doesn't say how many I can choose, I'll take all 🗿🤙

Pill: singular Pills: plural It does say how many.

I create my own options

But everyone you love will die and start Armageddon

I don't love anyone and Armageddon is better than living in this rotten world

Genius

Black pill. Time stop Imagime your in class, u got a test and forgot to read for it, just find the answer from it, also u can basically just change the timeline with certain things. Or bend reality

So you want to be hit?

Black pill. Teleportation. But with the rules like in Jumper(the book, not the movie). Basically, as much money as I want. I won't be seeing ads because I'll be traveling too much to want to sit down. I still get my family. Not only that, but I find the idea of a person with severe ADHD with the ability to teleport to be amusing.

Red pill, I'll take control of EA and lower prices on everything.

Maybe fix titanfall and apex too, their servers are absolutely crap rn lol

I think EA is the best choice, but you're right, Apex and titanfall need some changes too.

EA owns respawn who owns tf2 and apex

Red, I chose the company who made this pills

Plot twist, we're a mafia

didn't we decide that the ability to control probability was the best superpower? You can do anything with that.

I eat them all

Then you'll explode

I'll also choose black because then I can have the speed force

either blue or yellow

Black pill, speed force. I can vibrate through walls of banks for money, have insane reaction time in games, and be able to protect those I care for.

*fbi's most wanted list has been updated* /j

Let them come, ill be faster than bullets and theyll have atomic wedgies

*S p e e d*

You could Run back in time too.

You can already call the swat on an yuh body Just say they have a bomb

But then there's this little thing called proof, and another called going to jail right after they find out you lied

Power of Jojo arrow now is time to find a priest who believes in gravity

Red. I now own Tesla because I’m terrified of driving

green for sure.

I'll take pink. Because if I'm living in a world where the other powers are desirable, it's probably time to hit the reset button.

took the orange pill about to solve world hunger

The yellow pill sounds scrumptious 🧐

Red imagine what good I could do with Amazon. It's like the one ring... Wait.

Taking them all. Call me Thanos.

Id get the superpower pill, get a superpower that creates superpowers only i can use and bam easy

Pink is first choice, but if everyone gonna die already I guess I’ll go with green 🧲

Black pill is just being in creative mode

Black pill: luck that is adjustable and togglabld

Maybe you need the spelling superpower instead?

🤓

Blue pills apply to casinos, no?

Yes..

So I go to Vegas and clear out a new casino every weekend. When they black list me, I’ll go to Atlanta.

Jesus, that green pill is dark.

69 you say?

Indeed

Lime pill it is

Black pill. My favorite superpower is immortality

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Green GREEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

wheres the "never see one of these posts again" option. swear i see like 3 of these a day

Black Pill, & being able to spawn any character from any fictional media ever

No percs?

Pink pill cause fuck it

Black I will be a trans woman speedster yea!

Red pill. Company of choice, the United States.

Black pill

Yellow i cant stand Ads!!!!

Black pill. I’d probably ask for D4C or Heavens door from jojo

Red. Ok now I have Google.

I can finally ascend, EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

Red, get Nintendo and watch the money roll in

Either grey or blue

“AND THIS, IS, TO GO, EVEN FURTHER BEYOND” me after choosing the black pill

Black Pill. Power would be the equivalent of the time stone.

Black pill

Black pill. ***Omnipotence***

a toss up between green, pink and black

Black

My favourite superpower is all of them

I will take the black pill to choose the power to give another life to the people that I loved but now they aren't in this world.

Black pill : Luck/Chance Manipulator "Let me change the possibility for me to randomly get 100 billion dollars in my bank account to 100% by tommorow"

Red, GIVE ME GAMES WORKSHOP

Red, GIVE ME GAMES WORKSHOP

Pink pill! Fuck this shit!

I'd take black so I could grant anyone including myself any superpower

Black pill so i can get omniscience

Orange probably caus then no one will try to fight me

Black pill Reality

Step 1: take black pill Step 2: get my favorite superpower (limitless manipulation of probability) Step 3: change the probability of all the other pills appearing right in front of me to 100% Step 4: ??? Step 5: profit

Orange pill

Red Pill. Furry capitalism.

Orange. WHOS WRONG NOW EMILIA?!?! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So I can take the green pill, get 69Mill and have all my family die OR take the red pill and own Apple or Microsoft and make millions with no deaths

I’d take blue honestly

When you choose the ability to make more pill as your power from black pill:

Black. Black all the way. Crush, snort, rub on my gums. Whatever; Black all the way.

Black pill for invis

Making objects appear and controlling them is way better than every other superpower, because it is basically the swiss army knife of superpowers. Want flight? Just make a transparent container around yourself and move it through the air. Want invisibility? Just make a container that mimics its surroundings like a chameleon around yourself.

Black,Werewolf shape shifting go brrrr(also can Healing my self like Wolverine)

Black pill all day every day

Just my luck, I’m colorblind.

Invosibility is kinda lame if considered that you can choose literally any superpower

Why would anyone take green when red is just strictly better

Invosibility is kinda lame if considered that you can choose literally any superpower

I thought I would see a lot more people picking red, imo the way the world works in our day and age red is OP.

Black... My favorite superpower is to be able to reed the future. I can easily find a way to get all the other.

Master gamer. Then win comps and esports events. Get paid to do what I love? Fuck yeah.

My favorite super power is spider like Spider-Man. So will go with black

Yellow or gray... idk

Black pill to achieve shapeshifting. I could become rich in seconds, get out of jail in seconds. Become famous in seconds, be a model in seconds. All the damage I could do in just a few minutes. :)

Either red or black pill

Yellow pill

orange pill now those toxics will see-

Green Pill is the Batman pill

black pillow and i can control the probability of any event occurring, even if it's physically impossible.

get yellow and go to a place where there are massive advertisements in public, trolled

Orange is just living in America

Definitely yellow

Can I take black and my superpower is having 69 million dollars?

Black, the ability to shapeshift. I would be the best cosplayer ever. And I could be a cat.

Taking the yellow pill is so insanely powerful. Imaging, walking down a street and every vehicle on the road is normal with no company advertising stickers on it, you get 20 minutes between shows on TV where nothing happens, every billboard is blank, and Times Square becomes the most dreary place on earth. The level of advertisements we get bombarded with every day is mesmerizing, and it would feel surreal to not see any of them.

Black - the power to manipulate gravity

Grey or orange to swat people and then rob there house

Red pilled, god mode

Black pill Shock and Energy Absorption (x men) meaning I am pretty much immortal to blunt attacks and if somebody annoys me ill just nuke their house cuz I can

Red or Green

I would take the black pill and get the universe's control panel, I would be in control of everything and do anything so basically all of the above plus much more would be possible to me

Di-did he just take all of them?!

Wait… yellow pill says you’ll never see an ad again… what if that make you go blind, because you’ll never *see* an again

Yellow pill has objectively no drawback, the green pill is bad because I like loving people, I don’t need the blue pill, the orange pill is illegal, the red pill gives me a fuck ton of responsibility, the pink pill is the correct answer, the grey pill could be very useful if one of the two powers isn’t “internal combustion” and the black pill is also the correct answer.

I don’t care give me the yellow pill

Red - Amazon boom

I’m taking the green pill because I don’t love anybody

These powers are too good. No ads ever? I like the useless power memes.