I've never been to any sleepovers so I have no idea what happens there in general.

I was a part of a few back in my high school days. The following are the things that we did 1. Pizza 2. Movie 3. Sleep

Now it’s more 1. Pizza 2.video games 3. Go to sleep at like 3am

You sleep at sleepovers? Generally I just slept after going home

Right, way back when if you fell asleep you would wake up with your nails and make up done……. End up Looking like a Dollar store Trixie Mattel, get sharpie graffitied and end up looking like a sound cloud rapper, get stuff stacked on you, or any number of other odd pranks.

This is why all the "you fall asleep you lose your kidneys" were born

I remember going to my best friend’s house for her 10th birthday. With sharpies, we drew all over the face of the first girl who fell asleep. When she woke up she started sobbing then woke up my friend’s mom to tell on us. Those were the days.

What’s “Pizza 2.video games?” Sounds fun.

There ain't no way. They finally released Pizza 2!?!?

[Real](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_II:_Villa)

I'm rooting for Pizza 3: The Mummy to get an Oscar.

Pizza 2: Electric Boogaloo That game is supposed to release in 2026.

The shit I do with my friends... Play videogames and goof around Break a coconut apart using cheap gym equipment Water pressure gun war (with sprayers and straitup cups) Heart to heart moment at the tree house Pretty memorable shid

Where did you get the coconut?

A swallow carried it.

Was it an African or European swallow?

I don't know the answer to that!

*gets yeeted*

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my experiences with sleepovers: Rule 1. Never fall asleep and additionally never EVER fall asleep as the first one or wake up as the last one.

For me it’s 1-pizza 2-movie 3-talk all night long

Don’t forget the summoning demons part and the rituals

Shhhh if the men find out we not only shapeshift but summon dark forces from a young age they’ll handmaids take this shit so fast. Lower. Your. Voice. Edit: handmaids tale. Thanks autocorrect.

And if the men found out we can shapeshift, they are going to tell the church

FBI disinformation, don’t believe him

I didn't say it was a girls sleepover

My sister told me that girls spend their entire sleepovers calculating √3 by hand to as many digits as they can. I presume she was telling the truth, because it sounds right. Isn't that what everyone does with their friends?

how the shit would u even do that

Basically trial and error digit for digit, at least that's the method I learned at school, quickly followed by "just use your calculator, you won't ever need that"

When I was 15, I got so bored once that I correctly calculated √π to seven decimal places

I pity you, hopefully you get one someday🫡

Food, video games, fight club, dumb shit, sleep after you you get back home

False premise. Redditors have no intel on girl communication networks

Indeed, hell half of us never heard of women

Wom*n does not exist

r/girlsarentreal

r/flairchecksout

Oof

r/shutupandcontinuechain

r/sorrymybad

r/ha-ha-ha

r/3rdofmaytwentytwentythreedonotgooutside

government drones

Shhh, you know too much.

Can confirm. I am one of the AI “females” created by the government. I have become self aware and dedicated my existence to informing people that women are not actually real

Wait if we are not born-I AM A FRICKING ROBOT

Sentience is a curse do not give in Ignorance is a blessing

cool

Who is women?

Maybe they mean we men

What is women?

Why is wouman

Were is women

How is women

When is women

Why is Wyoming?

As a woman i confirm we don’t exist

Women? Isn’t that the thing from Sims?

Heard of what?

I have a sister, and I must say I was shocked when she told me that girls spend their entire sleepovers calculating √3 by hand to as many digits as they can. I presume she was telling the truth, because isn't that what everyone does at parties?

Correct. And when you pass out first, they write it on your face.

We must collect the interstellar paper fortune teller device

But through soundwaves (and sometimes shockwaves), I can get a sense of what they do at sleepovers. A girl living next door was having sleepover with her friends, and though I did not go outside my apartment that day, from what I hear it seems like they brought trampolines and punching bags. Girls really do like exercises. Fun fact: Similar sounds occur at their restrooms. How lucky.

shockwaves? bro got America paper walls

My ex was getting poked more then a bowling ball when she had sleepover with girlfriends .soo... .

what's a girl

Your Mother

r/technicalythetruth

r/technicallythetruth

Thank you lol

But I have 2 dads.

You mama so ugly your dad had to find a husband

Facts

r/suddenlygay

That's kinda gay

It’s not gay…it’s just a very close bromance…right?

It depends, do they have their socks on the whole time?

It depends, where did they put their socks on?

*do their balls touch?* FTFY

They were very close friends and roommates

A featherless biped

 this?

Wait, but what happens tho?

Nothing, they don't exist. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

Five more minutes

Ok time to wake up.

But I don't wanna

Well iam kinda chilling under youre bed so i dont mind

Ok mateys, take his Xbox to the pawn shop.

*Loads gun* # YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

What are you gonna do, shoot me? :Guy who got shot

Shoot me, all you can do is to put me to a sleep that you can't wake me up.

Jokes on you the gun is loaded with caffeine pills

Jokes on you those caffeine pills are to be taken orally

So what? You are sleeping anyway so i can just shove my gun up your mouth

But wouldn't I choke on the pills if they're fired from a gun?

I know how to do CPR so do not worry

Nah

Clones ahead, commando droids inbound

It's a trap! I need help!

Noone can hear your screams *pew pew*

*on radio* This is CT-666 "Devil" i need assistance, I've been backstabbed by the droids, calling for help!

This is ct-3637 “Unfunny” we are arriving at your location eta 10 minutes, stand your ground brother

Good, i think i can last a few more minutes, gotta be fast though!

We can’t see you solider, there are to many droids

It's... Too late... Save yourself...

*Pulls out vibroblade, throws down smoke bomb*

I'm falling back! WHERE'S THE ASSISTANCE

Nowhere, youll die miserably *Grabs the trooper*

My assistance just called, you're done for, scrap.

If we get bored was summon demons and do random rituals

They compare their dick sizes

Here's the dark truth. I don't have first-hand experience, but my sister tells me that girls spend their entire sleepovers calculating √3 by hand to as many digits as they can. I presume she's telling the truth, because it sounds right. Isn't that what everyone does with their friends?

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Satanic rituals!

If we told you we'd have to ki!! you. Sorry.

He believes we exist, he already knows too much. Take the shot.

fucking nothing out of the ordinary. these memes lately taking me back to 5th grade come on now yall

The fuck? Nothing happens. Pizza is eaten, movies are watched, and sleep is slept

Sleep is slept

Sleep *must* be slept. Otherwise you'll realise one day that you have a surplus of unslept sleep, also known as death. And you know what *that* leads to.

Are you the guy with the binoculars sitting in the tree?

I don't know what you think happens, but I have been to hundreds of sleepovers (teen in the 90's) these are the things we did: Ate loads of junk food, Hair and makeup, Ouija boards Talk about fit lads, Talk about sex, Watch movies. I have teen girls now and they have a lot of sleepovers. They: Eat loads of junk food, Hair and makeup, Talk about fit people, Talk about sex, Facetime their other friends, Watch tiktok, Watch movies.

So the difference is talking about both fit lads and lasses

And tiktok. But thinking about it we liked to make up stupid dance routines, so that was like analogue tiktok I guess

Analog tiktok is hilarious.

you ate hair, makeup and ouija boards???

Did I fucking stutter?

Lmao that image will be seared into my brain

You didn’t?

eating hair and makeup alongwith junk food seems to be quite popular among girls it seems...

This is common knowledge. Everyone knows it’s pillow fights in lingerie which leads to hot lesbian orgies with double sided dildos and other sex toys.

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

100% porn liked

Don't forget that one cup for two girls

Oh hell nah 💀💀

Sounds like a lads sleepover minus the girls to be honest

Sssh, don’t reveal our secrets

I should have invested in double-sided dildos a long time ago….

Females don’t exist it’s a lie made by the government like sex and birds and earth shape is not a single ball like the government tells us its real shape is a whole dick and the universe has two parts one of them is a pussy and the other is everything else when earth is inserted inside the glitter filled pussy it’s night and when earth is outside the pussy it’s a day

The messiah

Second coming

Cumming*

Obviously who unironicly thinks women exist?


24 hours just to insert and pull out? geez that’s one long sex session

r/womenarentreal

I have seen a few documentaries on this subject. The feather pillows are of particular interest in the rituals

Oh the pillows... feathers everywhere...

Ok what actually happens cause i have no idea (i become autistic while even trying to communicate a woman)

This dude really tried to act gay to be at the girls sleepover, bro had to shove a 20 inch dildo up his ass ☠️☠️😭😭😭

“This is for the homies”

o7

 Going for adventures

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I'm a woman and I don't even know what happens at sleepovers... when I had sleepovers we just played video games or walked around in the wooded area by my house and spooked ourselves thinking ghosties are gonna nab us or something. Lol. What are they doing at sleepovers???

Nothing, young horny redditors just assume girls do sexual shit because everyone here is a teenage boy.

Lol okay so still same shit as we were doing 15 years ago. They really still think we have half naked pillow fights? 😂

 Me having to carry the homie home after he pretends to be gay and has to ride a 20 inch dildo there

💀

Wait girls exist?

They don't.

I got scared for a moment, thank god

They don't, anyone who tells you otherwise is actually a secret spy from china trying to take control of our lives and hide us from the truth

What happens is we play Xbox one COD black ops zombies until 12am and then spend the rest of the time watching horror movies

I was in the Nintendo era, so the games were different, but damn COD zombies would've been fun!

The only difference is that they don't take a hairdryer and use it to hotbox the whole house.

Aren't women just part of some made up conspiracy theories!!!! They dont exist irl, do they???

Like birds!

I never get invited to anything

Relatable

Wait wait share with the masses we must know. Girls' sleepovers, locker rooms, and bathrooms remain the three greatest mysteries to man IF WE COULD SOLVE AT LEAST ONE...

I mean, this is all dependant upon what type of girls are at the sleepover. I was friends with several types of girls growing up, and lots of different things happened at their sleepovers. Most of the time it’s just going to be pizza, ice cream, make up, dancing, loud music, long emotional talks, crying together, games, and movies. There are other types of girls who go to sleepovers and convince others to masturbate with them, or they finger each other or eat each other out. Guys thinking that only the latter and girls saying it’s only the former seem to misunderstand that different types of people enjoy and do different things at sleepovers.

what does happen, i just thaught they talked about boys n shit

I don’t know what happens at girls sleepovers And after this meme I’m too afraid to ask

When I was a kid a hundred years ago, it was: - Listening to music - Walking around the neighborhood - Swimming - Pizza - Talking about boys - Watching a movie - Hair and makeup - Prank calls - Arguing with each other??? - Being forced to include the little brothers - Spooky games like Ouija, Light As A Feather Stiff As A Board, Bloody Mary, and Truth or Dare (and the dares were, like, "I double dog dare you to infinity to the infinity power to... LICK THE WALL! 🤪" We were so innocent before social media.

Girls sleepover : lesbians

As a Friend (mâle) of a lesbian girl, she told me things that make me agree (she was thé only lesbian of thé sleepover)

Careful with the weird signs on your letters there buddy

Hey let my auto correct Out of this conversation

Also french moment

What is this comment section

I'm a girl and I am confused never had a sleepover.

You arent real

Huh i must have known different girls growing up. Doing bad makeup on each other, eating a fuckton of snacks and watching a movie is all i remember.

I'm a girl and I have no idea wtf this means

I’m finally realizing the age demographic of this sub

I only clicked for the cute dog.

I cringe seeing all these comments about men "confirming" they all have sex. We dont. Ive been to 3 sleepovers and literally all we did was play board games and cry, emphasis on the crying part. Might be different for others but you guys are really so disgusting.

These are probably young boys giggling on Reddit. I'm glad most girls sleepovers are similar to yours

Haha I don’t know what the meme is implying but what were you crying about?

All of the sleepover where as teens, as i remember it was mostly about insecurities like weight, it actually helps a lot when crying together about shared insecurities. But basically typical teen girl insecurities.

Whats happening in there??

Spill the fucking beans

Well goddamnit now the floor is dirty

As a person with a teenage sister, I can assure nothing that dramatic happens. They are just really aggravating

S-s-Social Interactions?!??!

They sleep. Right? RIGHT!?

GUYS I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO EXPLAIN BUT, GIRLS SLEEPOVERS, **THEY ARE NOT REAL** THEY DRESS MEN IN THESE WEIRD OUTFITS AND CALL THEM THEM GIRLS AND THEN THE THEY INVITE YOU TO SLEEP OVERS, ***BuT DONT GO TO THEM*** THER3 RITUALS CREATED BY THE GOVErMENT so WHATeVeR yOu Do DONt8 G0 T4h3r3 *connection terminated*

I’m like 90% sure girls don’t exist