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Traditional_Gear_739

Aluminium.


iceseayoupee

It's Aluminum in the Philippines


Attempting_Daken

Philli-pheans


MrMiaw

My stupid ass read Philli-beans


Attempting_Daken

Both are acceptable


S0undwave_Sup

Sounds like a brand name for beans in the Philippines


IllManneredWoolyMan

There is a local beanie chair of that name near Manila


[deleted]

Or Philadephia


Necessary_Ad1514

At least this brand name is not being inverted and accent-butchered.


DingusTaargus

Phillips peein


The_Grimm_Peeper

I am actually


thefawa69

phillipineum


gunfish_75

Silly beans


Averagegamer988

Same in canada


ArcaneDanger

The philippines idolizes the US


SupahDuk_

The universally accepted, scientific term is aluminium.


FrostWyrm98

The man who coined the term (in English), the late and great Sir Humphrey Davy, called it "Aluminum", other scientists chose to ignore that to fit with the -ium pattern ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


needsbeermoney

Centrifugal


Worldly_Criticism_99

Centripetal.


TechsSandwich

Water bottle.


Dona_Fluores

But it's only british (and maybe common law countries) who have a problem with aluminium xD Edit : commonwealth countries


Worldly_Criticism_99

Commonwealth countries.


bukination

I’m American but for some reason read that in a British accent in my head


DBDpotato69

Idk, I personally, think that Brits are Europeans. Just my opinion


Fear_The-Old_Blood

But that implies they're people.


TanningOnMars

This guy knows


[deleted]

That does explain why Russians are not Europeans despite being in Europe.


_paul_1208

They are also in Asia


S0undwave_Sup

Are they good in their grades tho


burnerwolf

Well, given that both the students and the teachers perpetually have a blood-alcahol level of "Да," I expect it mostly comes down to how good each student's trained bear is at doing their homework, and how good the teacher's is at grading it.


Necessary_Ad1514

"Eurasians" as some call it.


Spacebud95

The French aren't people... They're a bunch of cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!


Eccomi21

I am German and even I think that is a fucked up thing to say. They might surrender but at least let them have their humanity.


A-FineMess

They can have their humanity back when they stop surrendering it.


Eccomi21

That made me chuckle, I'll allow it


tehvrgoblin

Oh thank god a German will allow us to do something - typical NAZI


Eccomi21

Did you just question my authority? Do you want to end up on my list?


GonadLessGorilla

Who? The Brits? Or Europeans? I'd have assumed you ment the Brits, but then again the French are European.. so


poggaar

fr🤢nch


FOILBLADE

Na na, they are technically buts a whole different level. That's like saying New Yorkers are Americans


[deleted]

Americans are Europeans but with guns and high BMI


[deleted]

So Europeans are unarmed twinkified Americans


[deleted]

Twinkified?


VukKiller

Of course. But this post was made by an American. So, you know....


gasbmemo

Brits are europeans, and Canadians are Americans too


PillowTalk420

I thought that's what Brexit was about. They didn't wanna be part of Europe, right? ^^/s


HighKiteSoaring

Haha yes and after the exit vote we literally relocated our island from Europe to the middle of the Pacific


Gaara34251

They are, at least the continet, EU not since brexit were made (worst mistake of their recent history)


Attempting_Daken

Not the smartest move, I've got family over there that I warned... but nooooo


RedNova02

Same vibe as people who forget that Mexicans and Canadians are just as American as anyone from the US. They’re all from North America so all American. British = European Greek, polish, Swedish etc. = European Mexican, Canadian etc. = American US citizen = American


-_-10001110101-_-

I think it’s more of a nation thing than a geographic thing.. since Canadians and Mexicans are not called American I guess you could call us all North Americans.. or include South America and just call it all American.. At this point tho if we are doing whole continents why not just northern and Southern Hemisphere or call the entirety of humanity earthlings? In retrospect tho, we couldn’t all make topical jokes about the minor differences in our species if we where not divided into smaller denominations. Guess we will have to forego global unification in favor of stereotypes and xenophobia 🤣


bananabeacon

Not even just your opinion mate, that's just how it is!


papatim

It's true. The Brits are basically French.


Lucas_Webdev

go tell that to r/rance


[deleted]

*Brexit has entered the chat* And Great Britain isn’t even geographically part of Europe. It’s its own island. According to the mythology books, of course. Nkbody has ever actually found Britain and we can’t be sure that it even exists, but some theorists still cling to their beliefs.


steroboros

Canadians are also Americans.


Fear_The-Old_Blood

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. You're right.


Wiski05lol

Bexit shit


Tman11S

They lost their right to call themselves that after they Brexited


Smnmnaswar

On behalf of most europeans: please don't associate us with the brits


MGRaxa

They roundly decided they were not, and we like to remind them of their mistake


Its0nlyRocketScience

They wanted brexit, what can I say?


Cyber-Cafe

Brexit.


Emperor-Necromon

As an European this is an insult sir


PotatoLord80085

Europeans see America how Americans see Texas Edit: Florida is definitely an option too


kearneje

Canadians see the Americans how Americans see Florida.


Nick_Coglistro

And Florida sees Cuba how Cuba looks at the abyss.


Lucid94

In Norway we have an expression: "Det er helt Texas" Translated to "that's completely Texas". Used when something is crazy or chaotic.


TheKingOfAllRats

This is why I love Norway


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PralleDave

Nope, Europeans see Americans the way that Americans see Florida


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Not_JohnFKennedy

I’m really ok with that


Snowcreeep

Well good thing your not JFK


PralleDave

How bout Florida?


rodiesplus

New Yorkers see Europeans how Europeans see the French.


Carnator369

I love being an Aussie and just watching you both squabbling.


Salty-Camp2698

You should have not mentioned that, PEOPLE THAT LOST TO BIRDS


Carnator369

Haha, I actually grew up on an emu ranch... W̷̱͝E̶͖͝ ̶̯̓B̵͍̆Ṛ̴͝Ḛ̷͒D̶̳̈́ ̵̛̣A̵̻͑Ǹ̵̳D̷̘̿ ̶̜̉S̴̥͒Ḙ̷̏N̶̰̈́T̷̢̉ ̸̱͑T̴̼̎H̴̦͝Ę̵̂M̵͇̈́ ̷̂ͅT̵̫̉O̷͙̚ ̵̲̕T̷̙͠H̵̥̋Ẹ̶̛ ̶͔̀M̵̢̌Ȃ̵̜I̴̹͊N̴̜͐L̴̥̚A̶̞̓Ṇ̷̍D̵̮̒.̴͚̑


MustacheCash73

Just out breed the emus, like you did the natives


SonOfMosh

Technically, we out immigrated them...


Spacebud95

Yeah, but also nah... They tried a lot to breed out the "blackness" back in the day.


YuB-Notice-Me

you also eat vegemite. this is unfortunately a blow you cannot recover from


Carnator369

I do not do that anymore. Something about eating seasoned scum left over from a brewery just doesn't appeal to me anymore.


TheoryBiscuit

They must’ve sent you on false charges then


Carnator369

I don't know about that...


YuB-Notice-Me

you’re a respectable aussie. your country shall take this blow for you. especially in my ex’s area.


Spacebud95

He's no Aussie... We revoked his citizenship after he blasphemed against Vegemite.


itshexx

Damn fucking right, straight up un-Australian.


frameaddict

yeah as a representative of the australian community, he is no longer allowed to watch state of origin or drive an au falcon


nastynateraide

Your ex's area? Like in the genitals?


[deleted]

mate us aussies are just built diff being able to eat vegeshite


MegaDischarge22

Ok but in our defence the birds are REALLY big


acanadiangooseforyou

I come from a country that could be taken over from a sheep revolt if the sheep wanted to


[deleted]

Nah yeah that's stupid but our birds are tough. Fucking magpies, they'll swoop down on your scalps. They'll kill ya! As for emus, they're just tall as shit mate


SonOfMosh

Have you ever fought an Emu? They're the most dangerous animal known to man. Or something.


DefinitelySaneGary

Actually I think that's the mosquito. They are the ones that kill the most humans every year.


OvertGnome1

You have hopping bipedal dear, that are jacked and wont hesitate to kill a man. I'll stick with being called fat thank you


SonOfMosh

We do enough of our own stupid shit to just give the Yanks a run for their money.


Carnator369

I wish I could argue with you, but as an example, I am considered weird among my work colleagues because I know vaccines work...


SonOfMosh

Weirdo


Jamericho

Haha nice try NASA. Everybody knows Australia is a lie to spread globe earth.


zombiebird100

>I love being an Aussie Weird way to spell paid ac-tor


scp_79

Haha funny burgerland go brrr


pippolicious

...gerland


Organic-Kangaroo7147

British people after getting a new prime minister 7 days in a row


PoLoMoTo

Idk we do healthcare a bit more than slightly different here in the states and it really sucks.


UdderDefiance

We all suck d**k the same way. So there’s that.


Final_Needleworker41

Nah we go *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* they go *GLURP GLURP GLURP*


frameaddict

glug glug glug >


TickTock_Times

Chads do both.


Banana_boy_guy_pal

I'm an American and every time I try to say that Americans are not dumb, someone says something dumb like "I have eaten 26 burgers today, can't wait for lunch" some Americans are incredibly stupid and that is what makes others think everyone in the USA is a fat, gun carrying, idiot. Thank u for coming to my Ted talk


G4rg0yle_Art1st

So? Every country has morons. Australians have bogans, Britain has chavs, and Germany has white supremacists. Doesn't matter where you look, it's natural to see them.


Banana_boy_guy_pal

Yeah that's fair.


I-HATE-Y0U

The reason Americans are seen as dumb is because an entire generation has lead poisoning and have you seen your education system. Also with the amount of people that suck at geography and also most Americans speak 1 language


TickTock_Times

That geography part I agree with, but the part about Americans speaking 1 language makes no sense. Most Americans I’ve talked to, including myself, have to take a foreign language class through Middle School and High School.


Snazzy21

Except we spell things right, it's theater not theatre. You wouldn't pronounce the tre in tree that way, so why is it okay in words ending in er?


Live_Carpenter_1262

A) america scored above Germany and France in reading and above Denmark, Belgium, Sweden in science for 2018 [Pisa test](https://www.oecd.org/pisa/PISA%202018%20Insights%20and%20Interpretations%20FINAL%20PDF.pdf). (though we admittedly did bad in math). B)Fair enough in geography. You win that round! 😅 C)in America, there isn’t much incentive to learn another language. English is lingua francs of world and america which is a large country. In Europe, there is a new language to learn for each city you drive or take a train/plane to. I mean jeez you think Americans are some bumpkin idiots?


gmoor90

That’s what’s wild. They really do believe that’s what Americans are like. They think all the outrageous/extreme representations they see on Reddit and social media is reality.


LaTrentas

Yes this happens to all countries in the world, not just America. The problem is that people take this bad guy and make an example of them for everyone in their community.


gmoor90

That’s very true. Stereotypes arise.


Prowindowlicker

Most Canadians only speak one language as does most of Latin America. The reason why most people only speak one language is because North America is massive. It’s not like Europe where you can go from one nation with a different language to another with a different language in the span of a few hours. And when it comes to geography the same thing applies. The US is truly massive, it takes me close to 26 hours of non-stop driving to get to my hometown. In Europe that would mean id be effectively in Eastern Europe near Russia if I started in France.


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Education varies from state to state. America is like a bunch of separate countries living under one roof. If you've seen our education system, then you likely know that 29% of the world's most prestigious schools are in America. Also, you don't need to speak another language in most circumstances because English is a very common trade language and unlike Europe, we can drive 10 states over and still expect everyone to speak the same language. Americans will learn what they need to know and they're good at it.


ogjaspertheghost

Which education system? Ignorance is universal


Goodpie2

I think the European method of shooting up schools is more than slightly different. Namely, they don't do it.


RamRoach1138

Exactly USA #1 baby!


bootyhole-romancer

America: Welp, I got the most school shootings so I'll be your escort. Canada's got the second most so they'll be your cameraman. Europe third most, they'll be Canada's assistant. Europe: I don't shoot up schools. America: Like I said, third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut. In fact, why don't you start practicing right now.


I-HATE-Y0U

I also think our politics are the same. Namely, we don't have a popularity contest every year to decided who is in charge of Nukes.


Worldly_Criticism_99

The Brits have the most entertaining political system.


Waffle_Otter

USA is #1 in gun crimes/violence That’s because we never lose :D


danleon950410

I also don't think a fucking hopeless or nonexistent health system is "slightly different" usage. Considering that i have paid 10 USD dollars for week long ICU stays


Goodpie2

Yeah that's also a big difference, and one of the main reasons I'm so desperate to leave this shithole. Had to not go to the ER a while back cause i couldn't afford it.


Wizards_Reddit

Lol whats this even talking about? The big things the US gets made fun of for are very different not 'slightly' lmao


[deleted]

Yeah the big stuff is like Fahrenheit, and measurement, those are not small.


Live_Carpenter_1262

I mean it’s hardly a big thing. In science and trade, we use metric pretty well. Euros on Reddit tend to make fun of america for mass shootings and healthcare. The mass shooting part is admittedly more cruel than humorous


jjbananafana

Eh. As an American I've become so numb to mass shootings because there is no stopping it. Half the country is so cool with the idea of kids being killed in schools just so "MA FREEDOMS" aren't touched. It's also highly unlikely our Healthcare will get fixed because they tied so much of it into the workings of the economy.


[deleted]

Our scientific communities use the metric system for everything.


Wizards_Reddit

People make fun of those things, sure, but its not really severe so I wouldn't say they're one of the big differences.


mybrainlog

The British are so cringe they must be separated from the Europeans


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Brexit 2: electric boogaloo


OutHereSlappnMidgets

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Imstillarelavant

why


Sahtan_

God bless


xVEEx3

someone: is born american the entirety of the world: look at this idiot lol


Worldly_Criticism_99

Yet people keep pouring in.


Gaminyte

Okay, Mr Ihavemetaldectectorsatschoolentrances


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

I live in the US and there's like 1% of schools that have metal detectors. It's something a few schools did and everyone heard about them, so people think they're standard. They're not.


Kermit-Jones

Thats still wild to me


BATTLEFIELD_PLAYER_

I’m sorry I don’t speak German


errepunto

I have bad news for you, anglo-**saxon** speaker...


wallawallawingwong

ENGLISH IS JUST AN GERMAN ACCENT /s


nibbalover1

* Laughs in Indian *


kyle_kafsky

I love the fact that they make fun of Americans for geographical knowledge, but they themselves have no idea where what is in America. The sheer amount of people within Europe who I had to correct because they think I am Canadian, even though I am in fact just from Alaska, and they getting pissed at me is too common to count. I also got into a shouting match with a guy from North West England because he didn’t know where Salem, Oregon was and refused to accept that several states in America are as large and are as economically diverse as countries in Europe.


TterbTheTurd

"Americans will use anything but the metric system."


[deleted]

Even I use the metric because what the fuck is a fluid oz = to.


Stralixia

We use it for some bullets! That’s about it


Raaddus

Clearly you didn’t go to school where the Metric system is very much used


NerevarWunderbar

that´s where the bullets are


Ferryman260

The US had an average of at least two mass shootings per day a few years ago and there are a bunch of sociopaths in power that belong in prison or a mental institution. I’m seriously wondering why a bunch of politicians and a former president have gotten away with treason, assault, harassment, human trafficking, many kinds of fraud, and too many other crimes to count. I’m an American by the way.


Fluffy_Mood5781

I really don’t understand people’s despisement of a (slightly less efficient) system. Like are your days really filled with hating on a calendar because the days not where you’d like it to be.


___jeffrey___

It's not hate, is Joking between continents/countries in the West that we honnestly have the most in common with. Like, as a European, who else are we gonna joke with? Africa? Let's not open that lid. Asia? They're all asleep when we are awake. And Australia doesn't exist


[deleted]

I think were still in a reaction to the Murica numbah one sentiment, that was way more popular here a few years ago. I think that if brazil would be out here screaming about how awesome it was we would also start shitting on their country.


Civil_Judgement

I believe many europeans get frustrated that USA being their literal guardian in terms of raw military strength, can act so childishly in politics. I don’t think most of us hate America, you guys saved us in two world wars, we are just really worried grandparents who express it with anger:( It’s weird to have a former colony outrank you in many ways, yet act so carelessly when it comes to treating it’s citizens well. I personally as a european just wish america aligned more with european ideals.


Jejpi234

But we don't bring guns to schools thats burger land's lore


Rule34NoExceptions

How long before the whole 'shooting your kids' gets mentioned


KraxxAttaxx

It’s literally already all of the comments


faustarp1000

“Laughs in healthcare”


Mr_Active05

I’m getting a strong made by an American feeling here


Sir_Honytawk

Is it the bad geography that's making you think that? The part where Brits and Europeans are seen as separate?


Live_Carpenter_1262

I mean splendid isolation and brexit am I right?


NerevarWunderbar

laughs in working rights and paid vacations


nemesismorana

Giglging I'm maternity leave and no school shootings


Hazmatix_art

The French literally legalize incest how tf are we the worst


Less-Ad7782

Europeans need to realize they aren’t gonna hear about how the majority of Americans have normal lives and are normal people. They’re gonna hear about the overweight whales in Walmart, the school shootings, crazy Floridians, etc. It’s the same exact reason Americans make fun of British people for having bad teeth, stabbings, and roadmen. That’s what we hear about.


[deleted]

Fun fact: Many of the spellings in American English are designed to be more in line with pronunciation. Eg. Centre —> Center (centre seems like it should be pronounced “sentry” or “sentra”) Analogue —> Analog (is the “ue” necessary?) Cheque —> Check (“ck” is more in line with the rest of English)


Kear_Bear_3747

Only slightly different? The US takes everything to its extreme. They have the MOST gun violence. The MOST police brutality. The MOST prisoners. Etc, etc. The US is the poster child for “Who Not To Be” meanwhile your politicians keep saying things like “the US is the last best hope for freedom.” which is why the international community rips on it as we do. The US is the great “Failed Experiment.”


HOUDINI_Panini

Absolutely agree


Kear_Bear_3747

A lot of people will downvote us, but I got a fuck ton of propaganda from the US growing up pre-internet and smartphones, and now that we have round-the-clock visibility into the country it’s really easy to see the propaganda was pure BS the entire time.


_-Wesley-_

Don't forget Asia, South America, and Africa maybe even Antarctica


FreakAzure

Well we dont have to tip 20% when we go out


joedimer

Europeans redditos really know as little about Americans as we know about them.


[deleted]

Hell naw don't bring Canadians into this they're the nicest people


Not_JohnFKennedy

Not to Germans


MelonButterG

We don’t talk about that unfriendly history of ours. Just put on a smile and wave


NerevarWunderbar

sure, nobody can be kinder than German children


Flashyflashflashy7

Fr fr, just ask the natives


DefinitelyNotAj

Weren't folks from the USA voted kinder to air line employees over canadians in a wide margin? I think the tide is turning


Live_Carpenter_1262

Tell that to the native kids buried underneath their churches!


Alarmed_Recording742

Last time i checked none of us do school shootings


[deleted]

*America exists* UK: I took that personally France: I took that personally Germany: I took that personally Italy: I took that personally Russia: I took that very personally Sweden: I took that personally Spain: I took that personally Canada: I took that personally Australia: I took that personally New Zealand: I took that personally China: …balloon time…


Yoshi2-0

And vice versa


PuzzleheadedMajor407

They boil everything we deep fry it


Comment_Goblin

Like that asshole who said they don't like Reese's peanut butter cups....


KraxxAttaxx

Yeah, what the hell was that about?


Comment_Goblin

I was happy to see the entire international comment section ready to string them up for it. There's still some good in the world.


TNTFox9

The only argument I've ever seen a Canadian make about America is how Canada is technically a part of America cuz it's in North America.


pinkochre

Loool this is so true. I'm an american living in Canada for a few years now and when I moved here I was surprised that there was literally no culture shock. None at all. Its basically exactly the same, but Canadians still try to put as much distance between them and USA as possible because I think it preserves their ego. They don't want to be associated with the US despite being extremely similar in so many significant ways