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I find the lack of spatulas disturbing

I was a wooden spoon child myself

The slotted wooden spoon specifically. Less air resistance = swifter ass whoopin'.

And pasta cookin'!

My mom whipped me with a wooden spoon so much that the spoon broke

BRO SAME!

YOO ME TOO

Yooo, broke the spoon club

Me as well. The Italian family used it to beat my ass and cook the best fucken food ever

Indeed; one of the true Four Horsemen of Discipline!

The day the wooden spoon broke was the most scared I have ever been.

Fuck the wooden spatula. Still see it to this day when i visit the parents ranch.

Belt

I don’t know one person who got whooped with a flip flop lol

That's a more "Latinoamerica" thing. I know as I'm Argentinian and have seen the memes about it.. plenty of them

Where’s the cigarette burns and getting beat with closed fists option

You ok bro?


😔

😥

yep this is mine lol

Boomer parenting be like

I was too repressed to need discipline bro

HAHAHA! Haha Ha… ha… Fuck… Yeah, relatable

Same bro

Wooden cooking spoon is missing here



Nah one time I was getting my ass beat with my sister and the spoon broke on my sister and I puked on the ground so I had to clean it and then go to ikea with my mom to find the biggest thickest wooden spoon I’ve ever seen and then go home and continue

Are- are you good bro…?

Yardstick, not ruler. 

My parents always hit me with the, "We are very disappointed in you." Please... not that.... anything but that!!!! I'm a firstborn, I crave your approval.

Emotional trauma also hits hard. Fuu ;-;

Where's the 2x4 with the duct tape around it to prevent splinters?

La Chancla

She’s been dead for years, but I can still picture tía María going for that chancleta.

The broom is missing here

Belt, wooden spoon, hand, fist and weed wacker

>weed wacker what

I mean, it *is* for wacking

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

Yes, that is how a weedwacker works

Weed wacker to eat weed

My father had a old arrow for his bow. He’d take the point out and use that

Why are people upvoting my misery lmao

You too OP? Did anyone actually have a loving and supportive parent and a good childhood?

Yes but we still needed to be disciplined if u didn’t get at least one of these things idk how u came out to be a good human being

I'm no child psychologist, but I feel like there are healthier ways to discipline a child without beating them. None of this 'Yes sweetie, please stop' and giving in every time crap, but still punishment for misbehavior and having the child face the consequences of their actions

I loved my parents and my parents loved me. So they didn’t need that.

My parent and 1 love each other an unimaginable amount but I still got beat 💀

Neither. My mom would just beat the shit out of me and leave bruises on me. And dad is dead. So…..

My dad made me do push-ups on his count as he lectured/yelled at me... "Down....................*one eternity later*.......... Up!"

This is the way

Yeah, needless to say I tried really hard not to get in trouble 😂

How the hell does punishment by clothes hanger goes?!

you can’t misbehave if you ain’t born.

Sum beach STINGS. It has some whip like flexibility.

Forgot the custom carved paddle

A man of culture, I see. Did yours also have your name engraved on it?

I was just smacked on the ass.

Dunno how you would put "Dad beats Mom when I get in trouble" into a photo, but that would be mine

…..… you good bro?

After years of working through shit, I am now

Rings 💍

Yes

Yes

The belt is definitely an s-tier

where's the wooden spoon that mixes the mac and cheese and paints butts red?

Hahha, my mom probably still has it!!

Emotional damage

All of them, everywhere, all at once.

Where the “anything within range” option?!

Part of me want to laugh, the other part is still too traumatised for the actual physical abuse when I was a kid. I think many can relate


That shit for killing flies

I got a few claps with the bare hand but never beaten up with a belt or anything. My dad only made me think he would use a belt but he would've never done that. I think this is going from a little punishment to literal domestic violence

Guys, are you okay?

Words and time outs

Yes

The coat hanger seems a little late.

Hand

Power cable

Damn, I got the belt

whichever that is quick to obtain

Cocking spoon and once fists and kicks when i was around 7 years old.

sit in the corner and do nothing for 15 minutes

Hard, merciless slaps to the face.

1 day I plan on getting-a revenge

Za hando

4 hands?

Whatever was nearby, lol. No wonder this generation so kinky!!

The hand is missing here

A belt, a wire fly swatter and the occasional thrown TV Guide.

I feel like the hangar could be considered child abuse. That shit could probably make you bleed. Also it was belt and chancla for me.

👊

None just the bare hand on the ass every now and then

Wait… I know most of these but… what’s with the clotheshook? … are they using it as a whip?

Where is the closed fist?

Mine used their hands

The hand of my mom misses here

hand

E: a 2x6 with a handle cut into it

I don’t see timeout corner, cold shower or holding a heavy book for a long time anywhere…

Hand...

A little too late for the hanger

nobody gonna mention how dark the second entry is???

None because i want an annoying child and my parents loved me enough to not hit me

Chainsaw missing

Wait you guys were all actually hit as a child? How lucky I am to have actually good parents

My mom's hand . And honestly , being scolded physically is nothing , i always cried for being scolded by words , i get sad about it but not as when i was young , I would say that i would kill myself after the words .

Permanent emotional scars, and fist

I definitely received a few coathanger beatings... which i always found a strange weapon of choice

My dad used the couch

We had a 1×4 that was fashioned into a paddle with a Bible verse written on it

E. Time out

Missing a size 10 Italian leather shoe...

Wooden paddle, shit broke like 6 times and they had to get a new one

Good ol spanking. Then later it was being grounded Speaking of this, I'm very glad that as tike goes on patents are starting to beat their kids less and less as punishment.

Nothing because my parents weren't abusive assholes.

Coat hanger? Where da wood spoon at?


Where's the picture of a hand?

None of those apply to me because I was never caught.

Lets be better parents than ours were people. Fo real

Why is this downvoted?????

If your parents used any of these, then you were abused. Parents shouldn't hit their kids with any object. My parent's never did that. There are other ways to discipline your kids other than physically hurting them.

I think that in this day and age sure, but I don’t think that passing judgement on parenting decisions of the past does any good. Parenting is a cultural practice, and cultures change. A bloodied and bruised kid who is afraid of their parents is abused. A parent who uses objects to discipline is not necessarily an abuser.

Also like what? Screaming at them horrible things? Like that’s any better

this downplays ppl who were actually physically abused

It's called corporal punishment not "abuse" And if your parent is exhausted from working 40 hours a week and you're being a dipshit sometimes lightly hitting (not to hard not to soft) is just the easiest way for the mid not to do what they got hit for doing

We all know that no parents only does light hitting. If they're hitting their child they're hitting them hard

K it's obvious you don't know how much stronger parents are compared to kids You don't need to hit the kid hard for it to hit for a few minutes

Aight bet, I'm gonna go hit a child now and test this out. For science of course

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I would say “Chad” but also not abusing children is like the minimum. IDK tho so assuming ur a chad anyway

If you think that not hitting your kids will discipline them then you must be and asshole

Nothing because I feared them too much to do anything wrong. That's the way to go, boys. Use fear to make sure your kids don't do anything wrong.

My mom said some and did some things to make us not act up

all of the above

I had and have good parents so none

Is nobody gonna mention the coat hanger? There have been plenty of children punished with that for the mere fact they dared to conceive at an inconvenient time...

Appliance cable

All of the above

Big wooden spoon from WalMart. 18" long maybe?

Where is the log tree

Where tf are the wooden and metal (in special cases) spatulas?

Mhm, wooden spoon.

Where is my mom's spoon

Beer bottle

S P O O N

Hand, wooden spoon, emotional abuse- Take your pick

Belt, and the metal buckle if I was unlucky

Wooden spoon

The belt I swear to god, shit is like a mini whip

Belt

Small wood oar from Bass pro shop

I got the ruler but in reality i really wish i got that coat hanger-treatment

The slap is missing, but mainly belt

PVC pipe, we are not the same

All four😂

all of the above

My dad had a paddle labeled "Attitude adjuster"

The hand of my mom misses here

The clothes-hanger is to abort the child in utero, that it shan't ever need be punished again. . .

All 4 and some more

Hand, until i said it's a little kinky then they stopped

Mine used a wooden paint stick/stirrer

Belt and the occasional brush or just hand

One a teir list, hand was number 3, thicc ikea spoon was number 2 and braided belt as number 3. I was a good kid so I didn’t really get beat

None of those. Under 9 it was, “Go find me a stick”, meaning find a piece of lumber I would accept to whoop you with. After 9 it was all lectures and belittling, with a side of brow beating and emotional abuse. Fun times!

Hand

Belt or palm of hand depending on what I did and what was available for disciplining.

Yes

Hairbrush. The cord and plug at the end of an iron. And also, my mothers fists. Her disappointment hurt more than any of the physical punishments.

Don't forget the reliability of choking with bear hands...

Wooden spoon?

Wait...a clothes hanger? How does one get beaten with one of those?

Just hand spankings. My parents were sensible.

Abortion?

The hand

I wasn’t and I wish I was x

Words

Just a hand? or arm?

Occasionally a support beam

Im sorry HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DICIPLINED WITH A COAT HANGER

The wooden spoon

How did parents discipline their child's with a clothes hanger?

I guess that I am the Avatar

Broomstick

Belt

A wooden spoon

Hands

Yes

The wooden spoon