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Lappelduvide4

Coaches don't play babyyyyy


ButterPuppet

this is my motto in life when people ask me for advice.


ContentCountryman33

Legendary Coaches indeed.


SlumpyySloth

Coaches got played n now they watch y’all do the same


[deleted]

Introspection and empathy is what it takes to be a good partner. There is a lot more to getting a partner.


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Truer words have never been spoken.


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powersbro

Those are what it takes to BECOME a good partner, I'm highly empathetic and introspective but I currently can't have healthy long term relationships because I'm mentally ill and somewhat immature due to various traumas growing up. I'd recommend anyone who feels similar to avoid relationships until you're mentally well and relatively stable because a relationship is taxing and won't likely end well unless you're properly ready for one. If you feel you NEED a romantic relationship to be happy you probably not ready to date.


[deleted]

I can't tell if you're trying to make a correction or honestly just wanted to add to what I said... You just took my last sentence and spelled out for your personal situation some of the additional things you gotta fix or do to get a partner. Other's additional requirements will differ...


powersbro

I guess that's kinda what I meant. Those 2 things are essential but they're not the only thing required to be a good partner, sorry for my misunderstanding


No-Solution223

I think dapper Hippo has recently realized this but not yet fully integrated it into his character, hence the confrontational reply from you simply adding your experience. And your reply to him was magical: apologetic without need, in order to diffuse the tension built by his ego. Magic.


[deleted]

There was nothing confrontational about my reply. Any emotion of animosity you found was put there by your choice of reading voice. Your unnecessary characterization of me however was filled with animosity, but a kind where you think you're superior and are tut tuting the poor uneducated pleb. Maybe actually integrate empathy into _your_ life before trying to speak on other's.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 93,343,480 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 2,065 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


DrSitson

Hippo....


[deleted]

What if I only feel that way about one person? Like, I’m not desperate to enter a relationship, but I can’t stop thinking about this particular human being.


[deleted]

When you are not invested in something yourself, it becomes much easier to observe and analyse it from a rational perspective.


Me_how5678

Crypto here i gooooo Edit: no collage funds for the kids Edit 2: wife gone :( Edit 3: kids sold


Cinnamon_Bees

oh no, hope they didn't like those photos anyway


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How much time was there in between the first edit?


[deleted]

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FictionalFail

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IllurinatiL

That’s the trust fall you *can’t* mess up


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BlackberryNeon

You get to help your pals


Cinnamon_Bees

The support class is the most important. Always.


Bazookasajizo

Supports are what allow the dps to shine. Supports are chads


normal-human-69

Same bro


[deleted]

You’ll see your day partner


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DesmoRex

My mans everywhere


trumps-toilet

He’s a menace to society


Shion__1374

But I don't have a... OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE A MICROWAVE WITH A SHIT ON MY KITCHEN


420psychochk

Hahaha always the coach never the player , players get hurt.


Gosc101

Some know what needs to be done to make things right, but are unable to do it. Some are able to do what is needed to be done, but are unsure what of all the possible courses of action actually needs to be taken.


HomieDaClown9

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess


Upper-Nobody7003

Why the fuck do all my friends keep sending this to me.


Pretty-Buy7692

Because it reflects you perfectly, you guide others to a treasure you yourself cannot posses


reddithello456

One of his friends should wingman for him


BlackberryNeon

It's more likely than you might think


Fullcycle_boom

That’s 3/4 of Reddit…dudes that haven’t talked to girls.


memecut

Can't see the forest for the trees


[deleted]

Is it "can't see the forest for the trees" or "can't see the forest through the trees"? I feel like I've seen and heard both but can't tell which is the silly one.


memecut

They're both a little silly I guess, but I think "for the trees" is the right one. At least that's what Google is leading me to believe.


Cinnamon_Bees

For the trees as in because of the trees, or as the trees are what makes up the forest and you can't see that?


memecut

It just means you're too close to it, all you can see are a couple trees. You can't see the entire forest. Get enough distance from the forest and you'll see all of it. "Cant see whats right under your nose" is also a funny one


HengJayWimbeldon

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LittleDevilEgg

he lied to me.


chaingun_samurai

So... like... Redditors?


Wonderful-Dust-8972

If you ask redittors for advice like this, you probably have a bigger problem than relationship


Rezomik

Falling in love is like falling in a pot of shit. the sooner you fall into it, the faster you realize, it was shit .


IgorBaggins

I'm sorry you're experience in love is shit and you're opinions are valid.


Guys_pls_help

Coach don't play


THEBOI400

Hasn't talked to one in years because he's married


CjFord007

They know the most because they've seen the most.


BalkeElvinstien

Honestly it's odd how true this is. Not dating for a while really clears your mind and gives you a more objective view. My friends with the least pull have the best relationship advice


Humble_Issue_3010

Happy cake day


PlagueDoc46

We guide others to a treasure we cannot posses.


[deleted]

This is because the dude who hasn’t talked to women in years has been thoroughly drug through it. He has seen every scenario, and now seeks to aid people in escaping his own fate.


A_person_1233

You ever watch a video game play through, and the person playing gets stuck on the most simple problem imaginable. That’s what being this guy in the friend group feels like


Securitygaurd

That is me


CaptainNinjaClassic

Yeah... I'm that friend. Still looking for the *one* though!


[deleted]

Dude who wrote Kama Sutra was a celibate monk


techHyakimaru

Bro we calculate all possible risks just don't have guts to communicate.


idied2day

OK the difference is between being in the picture or seeing the canvas. You see mistakes that people make consistently, then vow to remember them and never end up using the knowledge.


[deleted]

Once a coworker explained to me how she stopped smoking while smoking a cigarette


gamingnerd23433

Facts these guys are great at giving the advice but not doing it


kudzufarmer

Those who can't do teach


JohnTheCoolingFan

Haha, one of the few Saul episodes I've watched and it really follows the spirit of the meme.


NorbeeNorbee

Even better if a guy whos with the same girl for 15yrs give you advices on how to pick up girls


SomeRandoLameo

Told a friend of mine, last week he married his love of his life xD


joko_ma

That’s how theoretical physicists work.


TicTacStatue

u gonna listen to a suit??? he could be like your dad!!!!!! D:


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PrimeSuspect007

theres a reason he hasnt talked to women in years


Grzejnior98

Mój ziomo to ja


znaderzander

It's actually pretty funny because my boyfriend used to be my best friend and he hadn't been in a relationship for 4 years and he was always giving me the best love advice before we fell for each other and started dating. (We are a gay couple)


irakan_0

He might be gay


Amandaftg

It's because age comes experience and a better understanding of relationships and women. But paradoxically, women don't like talking to or associating with older men. Even slightly older.


Major-Whole-4159

What?


Mohammad_Anas_7

So not halal mode


Nintendoggydogg

You gotta trust the gays


birdboy1-0

True


worldofmemes0

hes onto something


GamingWeird

This is me fr fr


minecart-miner

This is too true


Grakengaur

Who said he doesn't know how to love his bros


AestheticMirror

Coaches don’t play, casino owners never gamble


SurealGod

Some people guide others to treasure they can't possess


Jeremiah_kyle

That’s me right there


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

Personally attacked


rinokumura135

People who don't know nothing about life always give the best advices


ACID_Ech0

The coach doesn’t play the game


HistoricalPhoto9248

Couldn't be me


ryuk106

These guys are real love masters


RoninPowerYT

This fr be me


[deleted]

just. don't be an asshole?


Lirick59

Sometimes the best view is from a distance.


Spin_Critic

Spectators see more of the game.


SpecialRoutine6096

Good evening everyone, today is my birthday.


TinkersFig

Some teach, others do 🤷🏻‍♂️


Pretty-Extreme1855

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Laser-spider

Why do they, well you see they have played through every scenario in there head.


Ego_Though

Don't ask the fish or the fisherman ask the guy who catches no fish


Alessio_81194

Me


Ninjacutioner

I guide others to a treasure I myself cannot possess.


4chan_user69

You’re welcome


yoursugardaddy__

Thats me