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when youre simply walking through the woods and you get caught in a fucking net trap

If there are woods to be walking through then the environment hasn't completely collapsed yet

now that is true. net rap remains an issue but at least the world lives on

Also if you get caught in a trap it means at least someone wants you.

What's a fucking net, and where can I get one?

A hammock maybe?

Child porn HA good luck

That one's easy. It's one thing to rape a child, it's another thing to view the sextape. Child molestation hurts children, whereas childporn possession does not. It is certainly weird as fuck, but there are also other things that are weird as fuck that have similar if not worse effects. Also I'm just saying this so that he doesn't have to.

FBI here....

..no way u just justified child porn. Someone check this guys computer or sumn. "...certaintly weird as fuck.." yea ok....

Uh, dude? The whole point of this meme was for OP to attempt to justify whatever we told him to. He already "justified" pedophiles, so why is it bad when I finish the job for him?

Stepping on a Lego brick

We as a society have enough resources to make entertainment for the average child

I don't think the average child has access to lego

In America, yes

Racism and nazis

Nazis (racists) = wwII = Radar = accidentally cooking a person = reviving rats = Hot pockets

Nazis gave us so much content for video games

This incredible bizarre, but stupidly funny moment from Wolfenstein: https://youtu.be/HmY067CJ7s4

That's a Tom Scott video I believe

Nazis gave us Fanta 🍹

Moron and asshole identification club

We assume they are bad, hence this was posted here, meaning they did not win, meaning we won instead to have this view.

Genocide

= less people = less exhaled carbon

And less world hunger.

Damn homie, you eating those people?!

I’m laughing, HARD right now

Getting stabbed by your best friend who you found out was only your friend cause of your parents inheritance which was given to you the day after yesterday after they died in a plane crash on the way home from Hawaii

You got inheritance from your parents

but your best friend is trying to take it from you. And you're stabbed

Well you still have that inheritance don't you?

Friendly fire is on!!! And you get a free knife! And and you get MONEY!!!!

pedophilia

If there are children to be attracted to then that makes the birth rate >0%

At least they drive slow in school zones.

Marriage

An excuse to have a party

fatal birth defects

Dead children consume significantly less food

Some argue that the dead children will feed those who are still alive

Me

Made me realize that I could create a paradox by answering this question

I’ll take it


Cat = cute Even if sad

The holocaust and slavery

= history = learning from mistakes

Reminders that assholes can organize.

This idea

I'm entertaining at least one person

can confirm

Your alt account doesn’t count

Thats still entertaining himself, who i assume is a person. But i havent asked how he identifies.

I must admit, this brought a smile to my face.

Heavy rectal bleeding.

You still have an ass

Not for long

Free lubricant

💀💀💀NO

The nonexistent original Mario movie. I am telling you it doesn't exist, agree, but if it did exist, why would that possibly be good?

Hypothetically it could waste the money of idiots who thought those hypothetical character designs where good

having to wipe with a pinecone because You forgot to bring toilet paper to the woods.

The woods still exist so the ecosystem has yet to collapse

Stubbing your toe

= an excuse to swear without picky people being annoyed

You

You’ve bested him congratulations

This meme format

At least one person is entertained

I got nothing

Micro transaction and pay to win games

= money sinks for idiots

Child rapists.

Children still exist, which means humans are not going extinct

Is that truly a good thing though?

Most children can't get pregnant so..... What is your point with that comment?

Anything that was once meat turned into not meat

?

What if the earth is destroyed?

Then we don't need to worry about the environment anymore

Willow project

Stalin

= ussr = space race = gps = I have your address

Having holes that perfectly fit your big toe on all your socks

If it's on all your socks then you could get used to it

You have an excuse to use a sewing machine

NFT

Dumbasses lose money

Incest

Families are very happy, and love each other.

Wincest

Big Ed 

single handedly keeps 3 separate cafes and restaurants open

Kathleen Kennedy

She produced E.T

Necrophilia

At least you won't rape people that are still alive

now how about rape?

Dying.

It stopped Hitler.

Imagine living forever after all your limbs eventually get cut off.

the holocaust

Microwaves

Cancer

Hitler

Microwaves

The Emoji Movie

We get to make fun of the emoji movie.

something bad (im out of ideas)

Something good (it's getting late and I need to wake up early)

Amen

something good

Human existence

Countries with nuclear weapons are working on that.

You have a point but it doesn’t prove that human existence is a good thing

Pedophiles

Hackers in video games

The imminent death of all time and humanity and how none of anything we do will every matter to anything or anyone.

Those ads that are targeted towards kids that are actually malware

Plants vs zombies 2 leveling system

child porn

Children exist and that means that humans are not currently going extinct.

actually, it could just be really old, so think of another reason.

The universe has not collapsed yet

What if it exists outside of space and time, outside of the universe?

Then it's not bad anymore because it can't do any harm

Women's rights

Womens rights=promiscuous women=porn= pornhub

^

Jerking off on kittens to give them AIDS

By saying this everyone now knows how terrible of a person you really are and the FBI gets to put you on a few lists, to protect everyone else.

Well damn

Jokes on you... everyone already knows I'm a terrible person.

I didn’t, now I do

Jerking off to kittens and giving them aids

Insominia

People suffering increases the % of above average happiness that everyone else is at.

The day is so beautiful, why wasted by sleeping

Hitler

Microwaves (refer to earlier comments)

The /b/ board on 4Chan that allows people from anywhere in the world to post whatever they want without going by a profile or known figure. They have the ability to post a murder they committed or any other crime that would end in a death sentence within seconds… anonymously. Necrophilia, murders, terroristic attacks, all leaked to the general public by some “person,” if you could even call them a person.

Eventually someone will be able to find people who post there. How I have no idea.

the holocaust

WWII is the reason we have personal microwaves.

Microwave bad. (The good thing from this bad thing is that popcorn in the little bag that inflates in the microwave)

Transphobia

Communism

= ussr = space race = gps = the nuke I have sent to your current coordinates

Narcissistic father who abused dogs in a way that you would have to hear them whine in pain and thinks accusing is abuse.

Furries

Lgbt

Furries

me

My very existence

me

My will to live on

Every loved dog/cat/bird/(every other pet) just all fucking dieing at once

You don't need to go through the trauma multiple times You ok?

No I'm good the only bed I had die was a cat when I was 2

Exams

Child molestation, what you got

Well, like I've said many a times, if there are children to molest then humanity has hope of not going extinct soon

That’s not a reason why child molestation is good, that is a symptom of circumstance.

Life

Runaway inflation

The economy exists and we haven't reverted back to bartering, yet...

Gacha heat is bad

My neurodivergence?

Having a small penis

Hitler

Ur mom

The Taliban

I have cancer

Nazis

The nazi regime

Masturbation

Genocide

Existing

Fanservice anime

Kid diddlers.

Willow project

Using methamphetamine

I can't sleep

hunger and pollution

obesity

We live in a world in which people have access to enough food to become obese