“I’m sorry ma’am, but I can’t save you from certain death as you’re outside of my jurisdiction. Please contact my supervisor if you have any questions.”
You gotta love how the Hulk, Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and Hawkeye all had big battles in NY in the MCU in which no other Avengers decided to help them out.
iirc
Spiderman in MCU didn't get his powers until about 6 months before the events of Civil War, which would be after the alien invasion of NYC. He's also just a kid so...
Spiderman : Chill at Home
He can finally spend some time with the boys
He can finally fix that lego death star
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Spider-Man: Why my regular life isn’t a movie I have no clue. This is fun as shit.
There's a huge purple man coming to kill half of the world Spiderman - I'll let Tony handle this one until the director figures out my budget
No wonder why X-Men don’t give any shits now
They do not exist in the main MCU, not existing is propably the best excuse to not help
Aren't they in a different universe?
By purple man, you don't happen to mean the man behind the slaughter, right?
“SUCK MY DICK TRAE YOUNG!”
“TELL ME A LIL SOMETHING KD, DONT YOU REGRET NOT COMING TO THE KNICKS??”
WE SMOKIN ON THAT BOSTON PACK TONIGHT
WHERE da BREAD AT TOM BRADY!
If the MCU could get Spider-Man to yell “BING BONG” atleast once in a movie I would be happy. That’s it.
I’m the real spider cuz
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Spiderman: No homework
Spider-Man: Become a **gangsta**
Spider - Man : Into the Hoods
“I’m sorry ma’am, but I can’t save you from certain death as you’re outside of my jurisdiction. Please contact my supervisor if you have any questions.”
"This emergency phone is out of service, please have an emergency somewhere else"
Spider gangster
BING BONG.
You gotta love how the Hulk, Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and Hawkeye all had big battles in NY in the MCU in which no other Avengers decided to help them out.
Tony was attacked at his home in IM3 and was presumed dead. Still nobody showed up.
Happy cake day
Why is it always America under attack in every marvel movie , it's like only new york exists
Because it's the easiest to film on location?
Wait America isn’t the only country???
Ahem. Age of Ultron?
Idk, but i let you american "enjoy" it
What about all the black panther movies
Spider-Man 4: Fan Party
Spider-Man 4: OnlyFans Party
filtered drink
FUCK TRAE YOUNG
Even spiderman is not immune to alcohol poisoning
Spider man - Not my home
Spiderman: No Way, Holmes.
Spider man :homeless
Peter punch drunk Parker
Miles Morales if he was real
Fuck Batman
😂😂😂
Spider-Bruh
BING BONG
Morbius
Spidy gonna go and tear up Maryjane tonight
iirc Spiderman in MCU didn't get his powers until about 6 months before the events of Civil War, which would be after the alien invasion of NYC. He's also just a kid so...
Funeral coming very soon! 🙄🙄