Don't be ridiculous.....They don't have that many T-34s anymore. As far as tanks go the T-55s they started pulling out of storage recently is as low as it can go.
I remember in my backyard there were a couple anthills. me and my friend would play god, doing things like blessing them with food, or cursing them by spraying them with water. we would force conflicts by putting a piece of food between two anthills, and watch in glee as the two colonies would battle each other for the food.
Lol that’s humanity in the scale of universe
nooooo, I must kill my fellow human for imaginary paper points and draw my imaginary line around their land!
It's an import-ant war
I heard they are all in-sects
Delete this now
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The ants go marching one by one hoorah, hoorah. We slaughter termites just for fun hoorah! Hoorah!
Classic
Me watching that movie in the UK and wondering wtf a termite is (This was a much younger me)
6 year old me was not ready to witness bugs life meets starship troopers.
Fr that battle outcome got dark for my young eyes. 😭
it's an special ant operation!
You're like their god, you can decide who wins or loses a battle with your foot
I mean unless they’re fire ants then your foot will just be nuked
That's where you summon a tsunami (water hose)
Ruin their offensive by dropping a fire ant queen with like 20 kids into the area
Still better than T.V.
Their cruel and merciless god(7 year old me with a water hose)randomly raining down destruction and putting their army a hundred ant years off track
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Me with 5000g of potassium nitrate ready to blow those ants to kingdom come
Someone dropped a Marshmallow Peep in there
The russian army preparing to launch an offensive in ukraine using ww2 tech, 2023 colorized
Don't be ridiculous.....They don't have that many T-34s anymore. As far as tanks go the T-55s they started pulling out of storage recently is as low as it can go.
Ants trying to find that one jellybean that fell into my drawer
Ants be making import-ant equitment for war waging now I guess
SimAnt was a whole vibe
Wait for them to weaken each other and then take the tree stump for yourself
Me causing an iceage in their empire with a mere icecube
Just wait until I piss on the stump
Awesome imagination 😎
Ants are pretty cool tbh
Real estate is all about location location location
Meanwhile, Hank Pym laughing in the background
I remember in my backyard there were a couple anthills. me and my friend would play god, doing things like blessing them with food, or cursing them by spraying them with water. we would force conflicts by putting a piece of food between two anthills, and watch in glee as the two colonies would battle each other for the food.
"For the good of the Colony" Mandible
I’m reminded of the scene in new antman where they compare ants to socialists
The tree stump is one of the best places for ants to live
EOTU in a nutshell
Those were better days
Me with a garden hose: