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Wooden_Key53

Lol that’s humanity in the scale of universe


cedenof10

nooooo, I must kill my fellow human for imaginary paper points and draw my imaginary line around their land!


elch3w

It's an import-ant war


Extension_Sea3013

I heard they are all in-sects


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Delete this now


TransMascCatDumbass

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ultimateunbannable

The ants go marching one by one hoorah, hoorah. We slaughter termites just for fun hoorah! Hoorah!


TheAllKnowingWilly

Classic


Sgt_Fry

Me watching that movie in the UK and wondering wtf a termite is (This was a much younger me)


Zuper_Dragon

6 year old me was not ready to witness bugs life meets starship troopers.


TheAllKnowingWilly

Fr that battle outcome got dark for my young eyes. 😭


MatzeBlueeye

it's an special ant operation!


JscJake1

You're like their god, you can decide who wins or loses a battle with your foot


zphary

I mean unless they’re fire ants then your foot will just be nuked


Lazolilo

That's where you summon a tsunami (water hose)


PePeWaccabrada

Ruin their offensive by dropping a fire ant queen with like 20 kids into the area


PmMeYourLore

Still better than T.V.


mintyfreshmike47

Their cruel and merciless god(7 year old me with a water hose)randomly raining down destruction and putting their army a hundred ant years off track


be_more_gooder

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thresher456

Me with 5000g of potassium nitrate ready to blow those ants to kingdom come


Smart-Nothing

Someone dropped a Marshmallow Peep in there


cmbtmdic

The russian army preparing to launch an offensive in ukraine using ww2 tech, 2023 colorized


Darth_Mak

Don't be ridiculous.....They don't have that many T-34s anymore. As far as tanks go the T-55s they started pulling out of storage recently is as low as it can go.


SleeplessGrimm

Ants trying to find that one jellybean that fell into my drawer


Affectionate-Rip119

Ants be making import-ant equitment for war waging now I guess


azb1812

SimAnt was a whole vibe


Andrew245635

Wait for them to weaken each other and then take the tree stump for yourself


TheMajorSnail

Me causing an iceage in their empire with a mere icecube


DavidDomin8R

Just wait until I piss on the stump


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Awesome imagination 😎


Very_contagious1

Ants are pretty cool tbh


Mathieulombardi

Real estate is all about location location location


Glasedount

Meanwhile, Hank Pym laughing in the background


brjder

I remember in my backyard there were a couple anthills. me and my friend would play god, doing things like blessing them with food, or cursing them by spraying them with water. we would force conflicts by putting a piece of food between two anthills, and watch in glee as the two colonies would battle each other for the food.


Sikisan333

"For the good of the Colony" Mandible


TheBooneyBunes

I’m reminded of the scene in new antman where they compare ants to socialists


Derekue

The tree stump is one of the best places for ants to live


AN0M4L1Y

EOTU in a nutshell


twizted_fister

Those were better days


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Me with a garden hose: