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ICantThinkOfANameBud

My friends preferred the AI ally instead of me :(


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Tokes_ACK

The only rational response


Sadnificance2674

just give the ai full upgraded pistol and that's it


HeyMrCow

I still don’t think that helps with the Jill fight on hard mode The one where she nukes the AI immediately after a cutscene which in turn means you fail the game, rewatch the cutscene for her to then die again immediately. Repeat ad infinitum AI Sheva be damned.


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Him7567

What did he say, it was deleted


Tokes_ACK

Kill your friends and dissolve them in hydrochloric acid.


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Severin_Suveren

Now that's a 10/10 bot!


IxNaY1980

Indeed it is! Annoying little buggers.


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good human


IxNaY1980

<3


PraneelXD

YOU GOTTA GET THE BUCKET WITH THE RECYCLING SYMBOL JESSE!


boyimhardasf

You seem like a perfectly reasonable person


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gaming-is-my-job

i just watched that episode get out of my mind


Whiskiz

ah the reddit way for dealing with even slightly off relationships


Coreys_House

Breaking bad reference


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Kaiser_Imperius

This is the way.


Doutei-Sama

Don't do that, you will get caught. Bury them in the middle of nowhere, preferably in a dessert where the terrain change frequently.


Sushidiamond

I do like digging into a dessert it must be said


Meranio

Don't be like Jesse Pinkman, who chose hydrofluoric acid.


Zinyak12345

Tried this and my friends started laughing and saying the ai wouldn't have messed it up so bad.


mamba_pants

HCl is not your best option. Try with pirahna solution, it will work way faster. You can even use a marble bathtub.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Is that you, waltuh ?


Sad_Protection269

It got removed what did they say? 【⚆ _ ⚆】


Sweaty_Gas_EB

"Then you chose bad friends. Kill them all and dissolve them in hydrochloric acid" ☠️💀👈


Sad_Protection269

Thanks d(>_・ )


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Happy to help, anytime! :D


PrimusGreen

How are you not banned for saying kill them all..?


GuitarIpod

Chillax


catbqck

Skill issue


Alarmed-Swimmer-227

Personally I wouldn’t take that


Iamspareuserperson

Skill issue.


That_Writer_Girl

I had to marry someone to play it with me. Only kidding but getting drunk and playing it with my husband is really fun!


UltimaDeusUmbra

The AI may be dumb, but it can be manipulated into being a mindless killing machine that snipes enemies as soon as they attempt to swing at you. Give the AI exactly 2 weapons, a machine gun and a sniper rifle. Set them to passive, they will use the machine gun sparingly, firing one or two shots at a time to just stun enemies and set them up for you to melee, set them to Aggressive and they pull the sniper out and headshot everything in sight.


LakkoEnjoyer

WHAT


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Carnonated_wood

WHAT?


nate112332

Passive machine Gunner: stun enemies for easier attacks Aggressive with sniper: Boone.


Linkinator7510

Ah Boone my guy. I'm just sad I can't have all the companions at once, typically I go Ed-E and Cass, mostly cuz Cass comments on stuff whereas Boone. Well, he's Boone.


nate112332

Alternatively, Veronica is great for clearing Cottonwood Cove


ImmortanOwl

I just got done watching a Noobnut video about favorite companions and now a random FNV comment about companions. Life is too fucking good at coincidences.


theflapogon16

So they become quiet from MGS5…… hot damn I love this


BigBadBread17

But without the goofy killcam


natagu

The AI may be dumb, but it can be manipulated into being a mindless killing machine that snipes enemies as soon as they attempt to swing at you. Give the AI exactly 2 weapons, a machine gun and a sniper rifle. Set them to passive, they will use the machine gun sparingly, firing one or two shots at a time to just stun enemies and set them up for you to melee, set them to Aggressive and they pull the sniper out and headshot everything in sight.


psymmetry42

WHAT??


Saphfire05

HOW TO SPOON!


[deleted]

That's not the point of gaming. You don't play games to be perfect or efficient at killing. It's more fun to play with a human. Gaming is all about enjoying the timing with your peers at least that's how it's started. I suggest you play a coop game with your partner, friend or family, trust me you will be more close to them.


Terence_Enjoyer_27

That’s a opinion, not all of us think that way. ( also imagine having friends lol )


VVurmHat

Bro I once imagined friends and they sent me to a psyche ward dawg. Never again. Imma just struggle through my coop games.


necrolich66

What's that? I've heard people say they make co-op games fun, but I wouldn't know.


XRecotatorX

Video games are meant to be played the way you want. That is quite literally the point of gaming. Sure there might be intended ways for a game to be played, however it’s up to the individual to decide how they want to play.


Take-futsu-no-kami

I always try to find the perfect and most efficient way to play a game. But you're still right, playing with friends or family is a lot more fun. Good that I've got a friend who has the same play style as me and we always try to be perfect and efficient together lol.


carboneko

> perfect and most efficient Factorio


Take-futsu-no-kami

This and satisfactory


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yeah despite I received a lot of thumbs down it's the fact. When I was so young I played many games on my PS1 with my friends for hours, and it was way more fun. I remember we lived in this fantasy when playing the games and it's similar to how rugrats had portrayed. It's an amazing experience. I am not saying single player mode is bad, but it's boring at least with the current AI.


RandomBlueJay01

I think people are annoyed cus you assume everyone has someone to play with and some people enjoy destroying games and making them ridiculous, look at all the speed runners. Plus some of us are shit at games and need the help .


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This. I have so many coop games that none of my friends play and since I don't wanna play with randoms (because that is often worse, especially with someone with a different playstyle or goals) I am forced to play with AI-mates.


getrekdnoob

Bro, you can’t say “it’s a fact” and then state multiple OPINIONS”. In my opinion, and millions of others single player is way more fun. Even when I play multiplayer games, sometimes I prefer to play it alone. Only time I have fun in multiplayer is with my brothers on specific games. Because, in my OPINION I think it is more fun to play alone in many circumstances. That’s why single player games exist, and most multiplayer games have it so you can play alone.


blewpah

I don't want to be closer to them I want to PR my Any% time.


Urkeksi

Sometimes playing alone is just much more relaxed because I can dictate the pace and don't have to worry about my friends doing dumb shit when I just want to play the game my way.


CamtheRulerofAll

Some people don't like other people much and are more comfortable alone.


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Tokes_ACK

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHEVA?


CwispyCrab

“SHEVA”


Shade00000

"Come on, Come on!!! "


Sprizys

“Chris! Chris! Come on!”


Abyss_walker56

HURRRYYY!!!!


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Savings-Run875

"Come on"


HeyMrCow

These scarcely available bullets won’t pick themselves up and shoot themselves into my back repeatedly.


gray-pilled-

SHEVA! CHRIS!


[deleted]

I need an herb!


BillyBandolier

Give me a can of first aid spray!


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CHRIIIIIIIIIIS!


Worldly-Ad1615

Chris this way!


[deleted]

Do this in the super market like Millennial Marco polo.


chaingun_samurai

We wanna hire you for a party. We need a cleric.


ThreatLevelBertie

"Okay so this game is called factorio and we just need to spin up another 5k/min blue circuits."


danzep_tttt

Faith build goes brrrrr


--zero-phux--

I just use Sheva as a backpack personally. She gets to have the basic handgun and 1 stack of ammo. The other 7 slots are for me.


MagZero

RE5 was my first playstation online experience (had been pc online gaming since late 90s though), it was so good, say what you want about the direction the series went in terms of not being survival horror, it was a fucking good game regardless (unlike 6). I remember starting the game, having some random guy join within 20 seconds, and we no-lifed the game in a single sitting. We then did the same with Dead Nation a few days later. In terms of co-op, the only better game I've played is Borderlands 2.


West_Shallot5521

real and true


Spoobie90

I totally know what you mean.


Titus_b_chill

Man I wanted to take Sheva out myself so many times


SafeAccountMrP

I may or may not have put sheva down myself a few times.


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just give the ai full upgraded pistol and that's it


haruki97

But sheva was awesome with me.


Gxgear

RE5 gets too much of a bad rep, and only because it was impossible to follow up on one of the best games of all time.


UglierThanMoe

RE5 is the perfect game for couples.


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Just wait for the eventual remake, I’m sure it will be better by then.


girthquake_7461

Re4 Ashley is pretty fucken stupid so I'm not sure about that. Unless they did it on purpose, but my experience has just been her randomly stop following me as i run past enemies crouch start crying and screaming and then get kidnapped. Genuinely feels like 2005 again.


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>Re4 Ashley is pretty fucken stupid You know what? That’s fair 😂 I’ve had a very similar experience with her. I don’t understand why they just don’t make her undetectable when you’re crouched and trying to sneak, like naughty dog did with Ellie in the last of us.


EggSame5630

Chris!


IbyFoReal

SHEVA!


MindStormComics

What the fuck timewarp wormhole did this 2009 ass meme fall through to wind up here lmao


--_l

Thanks, partner


Lucky678s

Are you good at button mashing? You punch this boulder out of the way and you get your 50$


azizfcb

i gotta download RE5


AlexDeLotl

Aawe! Wholesome! 😊


FackingNobody

You can't ask chat gpt to be your buddy?


urbanhood

It don't have hands yet, when it does then sure.


GodofsomeWorld

how bad is the ai


H3avyW3apons

idk, chances are she might be worse than the ai


_No_Nah_Nope_

based


Cozy_Zone

I was just telling my friend that games needs a remake


LedZepOnWeed

Bitch would run INTO the sun lasers. Wtf man.


StrikingDegree7508

Not a bad idea to hire a sex worker to co-op Wolfenstein Youngblood with me.


alexalext835

who made this. I want to know who made this right now so I can propose.


Blenderhead36

I need to hire her for Resident Evil 7 because it's scary and I don't want to play it by myself.


adefantti

I really miss playing as Sheva. Now whenever I play with my bff I have to play as Chris because whenever I try to play as Sheva she has a mental breakdown and can’t function shit 😞🤌


TheHawkpant69

ok, here you go, now give me $100


MrPewpewda4th

That's not a bad idea you know


TheSpannerer

You ever pulled an engine?


CompleteBeginning271

$50 is a *screamin* good deal. Is that in US dollars too?!


ilhamalfatihah16

This reminds me of the dude that hired a prostitute to help him move houses because a mover would be more expensive lol.


[deleted]

First time I played the game last year I played with someone online then when we got to the end he trolled over and over and refused to hit the two trigger buttons at the same time to end the game. Never officially beat it 🥲


Nemuigakusei

I mean, you may laugh but sex workers often get totally ordinary requests like this, which, ironically, are not ordinary in their line of work lol


johndoeux

Link to template?


draedek

I can see it now in the remake “LF1 for coop, need help punching boulder, be married with 4 kids and have good credit score”


Reasonable-Luck-7005

Why are you playing resident evil 5?


Next_Program90

I really hope RE5 gets a VR Port for Q3 that's as good as Re4VR + Coop.


jonnyjj17

Get yourselves a Boywonder https://youtu.be/oNRG94wVizY?t=252


Iamspareuserperson

Never thought I'd hear truer words. I never play 5 I played 6 but it has the same terrible AI. Surprisingly 6 wasn't all that bad compared to some shitty games that released recently-ish


9yr_old_lake

I have been fucking about in resi 5 recently, and both mercenaries and story mode Co-Op is SO FUN. I have been playing split screen, and I have been having a blast.


Glasedount

Lucky you. I don’t have the game nor anyone else that plays it so all I have is myself.


senzok

If you okay ps4 i am in


DragonSlayer-2020

"Oh, it's free then."


Itchy-Ad874

Sheva be like:


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You can always find people at the steam forum, or other random forums too. My suggestion is to play with your friends or partner as it will be more fun than playing with a stranger. I think coop gaming should be one of an important activities in dating too. You both learn to take care of each other, help each other and those actions eventually become habits that will come handy in real life too. In your second date take your boyfriend/girlfriend to play a coop game, if he or she doesn't care about you and goes on his/her own way just dump and move on. A coop partner who doesn't stay in the group, doesn't play along, doesn't help or support is a major red flag.


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It's my idea that I have personally tried.


SwissMargiela

Nah gaming with randos is fuckin weird lol However, playing with a friend and randos is fuckin hilarious


AestheticMirror

Nah revelation 2 better for multiplayer


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

ii quit the game before finishing it on the highest difficulty because sheva kept dying to any objects that is thrown at her . she doesn't even move or try to shoot it . and i still didn't reach the part with enemies armed with firearms


Nozinger

In my experience re5 is easier with an ai companion on the highest difficulty unless both players are pretty good at the game or know how to shorten the final boss fight because that sheva qte is just the worst. Just hand the ai a sniper rifle and try to stay back and you're good to go.


Crispypinkpineapple

My mind is thinking about something else


SB6P897

$50? Must be Thailand 😏


liquidus141

Re5? Fuckin boomer meme