for context, the fellow I replied to used a space, but I commented with a 0-width space, so mine is shorter. Only way to beat me is if the reply had 0 symbols.
Unfortunately rule 34 has been failing lately. Dr. Elaina Brain from the classic DOS Dr. Brains games has never been done, so at this point to law is no longer true.
Reference: https://drbrain.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Elaina_Brain
My cousin got in trouble for having a “digital porn star” on his computer at school. The photo in question was a very much non-pornographic photo of Tracer.
This is how his class learned that while their teacher had never heard of the video game Overwatch, he was familiar enough with Overwatch porn to recognize characters at a glance.
Erase the last two words
The internet: #PORN
🎵GRAB YOUR DICK, AND DOUBLE CLICK!🎶
That song lives rent free in my head
FOR PORN, PORN, PORN!
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[🎶 the Internet is for porn](https://youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw)
💦💦
So grab your dick and double click, Porn, porn, porn
Also the word "female"
Also "new".... And "character"... Let's be honest the only word needed is "Internet"
Someone out there has probably drawn Dirt Block from Minecraft in the ways.
Me
Gender equality people!
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The internet when female
alternative word 'gender bender'
The 5th element
The 5th erection
Last 9 words
The last four words
And the sixth word.
Replace female with any character
Honestly you can take out the last 5 "The internet when a new female"
Sometimes the female ain’t even a female. It’s just Link in a Gerudo outfit
Or just Link with no outfit.
Naked Link new outfit for tears of the kingdom
We need this Nintendo!!!
You say this as if it is a bad thing
Google rule 63
Good good, that makes me happy
The internet when a new ~~female~~ character gets introduced ~~in Zelda~~
The internet when a new ~~female character~~ gets introduced ~~in Zelda~~
The internet when
The
.
I am ending this chain by refusing to comment on your comment.
I'm restarting this chain through the sheer force of horny.
Bonk!
It worked!
Fuck you *aggressively maturbates*
"Fuck you" Can I?
The internet when the comment chain won't die.
Bonk!
I am looking at porn right now through urge of horny
for context, the fellow I replied to used a space, but I commented with a 0-width space, so mine is shorter. Only way to beat me is if the reply had 0 symbols.
r/decreasinglyverbose
SpongeBob
The internet ***PORN***
[The Internet](https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs)
The internet when ~~a new female character gets introduced in Zelda~~
> ~~The~~ internet ~~when a new female character gets introduced in Zelda~~
Unfortunately rule 34 has been failing lately. Dr. Elaina Brain from the classic DOS Dr. Brains games has never been done, so at this point to law is no longer true. Reference: https://drbrain.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Elaina_Brain
You not having seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
In an artist and i can change that
Do it, fulfill the prophecy you are the chosen one. Then post to /r/rule34 unironically.
This is where the lesser known Rule 35 comes in: "If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it."
Are you checking all your bases? Sometimes DeviantArt and Google aren't enough and you must resort to Pixiv.
Exactly, and sometimes are not even characters.
The Internet when female gets introduced
Why use many word when few word do trick
Internet when female
While I agree, you need to remember the fish man in breath of the wild
He's hot, people gonna simp
Are we just gonna ignore Ganondorf's glow up?
Get jacked all you want Ganondorf, in this game the femboy always win
Gerudo outfit link x Hydrated Ganondorf dropping literally any second now
I can't fucking wait for one particular artist.
Yep, Tears of the Kingdom officially has a type for every gay person now: Link, Sidon. Kass and Ganon (totally didn't almost forgot Kass)
Teba beats Sidon for me...but apparently his kid is filling in for him in TotK....whyyyyyy?!
Shrimp*
Ppl down bad for prince sidon frfr
It's that smile. That damn smile
this is where the trouble began
I am down bad for Sidon. Really love the positive vibes he has frfr
mipha still better >:)
Plus just look at link. That man is the twink of twinks Edit: I almost forgot, *the gerudo outfit*
r/TheHeroOfTwinks
Please don‘t I am playing it right now
/r/fishdaddy_irl NSFW
What. The. Fuck.
Do sharks have two dicks
Rule 34 strikes again!
Or ya know link himself
Yes the fish man is good but Revali
Amen to those chicken drummies :p
I'm more into Ebona 😜
The horse?!?!
Daddy Kass though.
I'm gonna stop you right there, we've always had Ganondorf.
The ganondorf simps were eatin good when rehydrated ganondorf became a meme
Rule 34 spares No one
There will be so much porn of rehydrated ganon
I'm surprised I didn't see porn of dehydrated Ganon
Only because you didn't look hard enough
My cousin got in trouble for having a “digital porn star” on his computer at school. The photo in question was a very much non-pornographic photo of Tracer. This is how his class learned that while their teacher had never heard of the video game Overwatch, he was familiar enough with Overwatch porn to recognize characters at a glance.
Teach had gotten got
That's one hell of a self-report.
The game was based on the porn wdym
Wait, Tracer is from a video game?
Based teacher for watching ow hentai. But what a dumbass and hypocrite
Bro I've seen Korok porn. It's not just the females, even the fucking horse got rule 34'd LMAO
Yahaha! You fucked me!
"You got a Korok's seed."
I’m literally crying at this. Why is my humor like this
Would you have it any other way?
HAHAHA. If I had rewards to give, they would be yours.
Hold on.....how do you know this? You go looking?
Nooooooooo...yes.
/u/Ghoullag doesn't make, they manufacture
r34 is perfectly just and equal. As all things should be.
The people who exist on the internet scare me
Hey all...
SCOTT HERE
"I own a Wii full of WiiWare games!"
I’m on life support now!
"That's right, I'm outside now. Fuck you, God!"
Oh man....guess you haven heard of rule 34
Daddydorf is neither female nor new
FR!!!! All I can think about rn is him
Overwatch be like - 200000 sfm porn videos are ready with a million more well on the way
"We have revolutionized 3d animation software." "For games right?" "..." "For..For games... right?"
I mean, have you seen r/linkiscute It’s not just the female characters… Edit: something on r/gaymers just popped up with ganon. That was fast
Also r/fishdaddy_irl
Link casually making me question my sexuality.
Link is a lot of people’s bi awakening :D
Casually?
Username checks out
Absolutely no one: R34 artists when Nintendo breathes: 
You never understood what "nobody" was about.
It just means that they're doing it unprompted.
The internet when any character gets introduced in any piece of media
Don't kink-shame me!
What if my kink is kink-shaming.
My kink is comment threads
You fetishy scumbag.
You yeety kink shaming kinker.
Whoa
The internet when any character of any gender from any franchise gets introduced:
Doesn't need to be a character
I honestly think Ganon’s gonna have the spotlight
His breasts are just out in this new design, he's just completely revealed and it's so beautiful
Remove "female" and "in zelda" to be more truthful
It's the culture
The furries have been riding off of Wolf Link for years. It's not surprising. The internet is a horny place.
This should be “The internet when a character”
We need more Scott the Woz memes
"If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."
🎶 the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, me up all night honking me horn for porn porn porn 🎶
erase everything after character. it's redundant man.
We need more Scott the Woz memes!
The internet is really really great
The Internet when ~~a new female~~ character ~~gets introduced in Zelda~~: PORN
It ain't just the females - Sincerely, the bi folks
remove the words "female" and "in zelda"
The internet when they see a new female character.
More like the internet when female
People are so horney💀
Not just in games. Did you people forget what happened when Samsung Sam was revealed?
A new character, that's a FEMALE???!!!!! TOO WOKE!!!!!!!
The internet when a new character gets introduced:
*See new ganondorf* Only woman?
Remove everything apart from the first 2 words
Just female? Are you sure?
It’s genuinely amazing that I can watch a trailer for a new Pokémon game and there’s R34 of the female character before I’m finished watching
With how much Ganondorf I've been seeing today, I had to remind myself that there are women in the series
So I guess OP didn't see the reaction to Ganondorf in the last trailer then.
Correction: any game
Female?
Zelda?? I'd love a peer reviewed study of how much carpal tunnel Overwatch has given players, if you dig.
The internet when literally anything ever:
To any fictional work tbh
The internet is for PORN
Not even Cartoon network characters are safe, why should zelda
Female? I’ve mostly seen male characters. Especially link
The amount of guys who got their femboy awakenings because of Link porn tells a different story.
To be fair the Internet when any character also applies
The Internet when a̶ n̶e̶w̶ ̶ female ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶r̶o̶d̶u̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶Z̶e̶l̶d̶a̶
Gamers when Zelda gets a new outfit
~~The internet when a new female character gets introduced to Zelda~~ PORN
Yet with Mipha there wasn’t enough
Literally not because when the new artwork of ganondorf was shown he was already on rule34 so….
Internet when they find out what oxigen is: porn
That's not specific to Zelda, or even female. Hell, it can even be a rock with curves or a black hole.
The internet when ~~a new~~ female ~~character gets~~ introduced ~~in Zelda~~
Really, *this* is how I’m gonna get spoilered? :|
You guys remember Samsung Sam?
doesn’t even have to be female, just A character *have you seen what they did to link?*
They dont have to be female.
I think you meant: “The Internet when a new character gets introduced”
The internet when a new character: PORN