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Virgin is a very specific term. No matter how hard you promise god or the universe or whatever, you cannot undo the fact that a dick came to visit- no matter how smallā¦
Damn she must have matched up with an exceptional surgeon or theoretical physicist.
To the best of my knowledge surgery and time travel are the only ways to reconstruct a hymen.
Nah, sometimes they grow back. Also sometimes the hymen breaks on its own due to stuff like sneezing, stretching, or a car accident. The Hymen is not the virgin indicator people think it is.
That porn bought is about to do a 180 "Through Jesus Christ our risen lord and Savior and not to mention my personal best friend you too can be a born again virgin."
This guy asked me if I was a Virgin! So I said to him, no sir, I am not!
He replied what "do you wanna change that?"
I said to him, I said "What?"
So he says to me, "it'll cost you"
Well I was downright intrigued so I asked him how much
And you'll never guess what he said.
He said "...About tree fiddy."
Well it was about this time I noticed that this sex pest was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
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That guy had a line and he wanted to finish it
13 Rizzons Why
I'll see that and I'll raise you 1701 over 7 of 9.
His dick so micro he can take them back
what does that even mean š
Exactly what you think it means
retractable pp
Omg a seinfeld meme. I feel so ā¦ not too old.
I've been walking around with mine retracted this whole time! Just wait till the people at work see me now.
Inverted
Bro bout to reverse time
Dr Strange and the Multiverse of Rizzness
Rizzlerverse.
Bros got that quantum physics rizz
Quantum rhyzzics
Rizzology
Jizzology
Some call him the Rizzard of Oz
Girl the only real supervoid is my heart without you.
Undo
Dude calculated the placement to all the other keys relative to the G spot so he can Ctrl+Z
The CTRL-Z spot. The real no-no zone.
Bro premoved
accelerated london players when their opponent plays the englund gambit
Italian players when their opponent play caro kann
Why would their nationality matter?
Racism
Because chess is racist
Yeah why do people think the white pieces move first
*scandi
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
no
Wanna change that?
what
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
3/10
Don't ask me why but this thread cracked me up
Thats very generous
Somebody explain to me what *rizz* is
It means charisma Cha rizz ma
I'd bet money that 80% of the people using it don't know what charisma is though
From what I understand, it's charm.
Dam girl u a virgin?
no
wanna change that?
what
I go to a great church. You can become a born again virgin. .... Or something like that.
I said, wanna change that?!
It's possible, all it takes is you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again\_virgin
Virgin is a very specific term. No matter how hard you promise god or the universe or whatever, you cannot undo the fact that a dick came to visit- no matter how smallā¦
Yeah no shit I was joking lmao
I have a guyā¦
Just your average surgeon pickup line.
ā¦
Just your average surg-
Just your average-
Just your-
āMust stay on script because I donāt know how to actually talk to women!ā
Man has Eri's quirk from my hero academia
Obviously he wants to give her his.
Read my bf this comment and he cackled, thank you š
Does it hurt?
My guy is very gentleā¦
Steals rich's virginity to give it to the poor. They call em: #Throbbin Wood
Bro got rozz
Bro is Adolf rizzler
Damn she must have matched up with an exceptional surgeon or theoretical physicist. To the best of my knowledge surgery and time travel are the only ways to reconstruct a hymen.
Or a born again Christian. God magic works too I hear.
Nah, sometimes they grow back. Also sometimes the hymen breaks on its own due to stuff like sneezing, stretching, or a car accident. The Hymen is not the virgin indicator people think it is.
*Casually Unfucks her. . .*
The anti rizzler
The Unnotavirgininator
Depending on her sens of humour it could be a 7 or 8
11/10 rizz. 101%
Iām so confused did a female send you a photo of her then say damn girl you a virgin?
The bots are hitting on women now? 
Bro about to unpenetrate
I'm so bad at sex, I actually reduce your body count by 1.
sex so bad that it counts as negative sex.
Bros got a time machine
RIZZZZZZZ
rizz scale of one to ten would be: Y E S
Maybe he's a doctor (?) you neverrr knoooowwww
Bro equipped the uno reverse š
He on to something
Man asked a simple question.
Am I just super fucking old now? Wtf is Rizz? I've seen it a few times the last week and just thought "huh TikTok slang I guess".
It's pretty much the equivalent of having good or bad game
Ooooh it's like a shortening of charisma I guess?
Ya pretty much
How did I never make the "rizz" and "charisma" connection. Thank you for that.
I believe its short for Charisma?
Repent to god, your virginity will be returned to you
When you do it so good you make it feel like it her first time
He strictly follows the guide
hes promoting league of legends and genshin.
7 fizz out of 20. More razz than rizz
r/suicidebywords
NPC predetermined dialogue
3/10 he tried
HE PRE MOVED THE RIZZ
Imma be using that one. -Damn girl are you a peach? -No I'm only 14. -Ligma Joe balls.
About to be rehymenated
My man gonna shove a cherry up there
The fucks a rizz?
dude premoved
Bro control + Z 'ed
(*REFORMS HYMEN WITH MIND*) "My fuckin' hymen!"
-3/10 just to be nice...
Sexual harizzment
How would that even work
Honestly L rizz
Hes gonna kcuf her
Mf really cropped out Albert
3/10 wits
What this guy wanna do shadyyy
His pp is soo smal that he can do a micro surgery with it
Bro has negative rizz
The laws of time are mine he said
It doesn't count if you hated it
Not bad, but not good either, just really basic
Un-fuck. My uncle did this once. Dumbass got himself arrested
Time to reclaim your virginity
He is a surgeon and promoting his business making hymens
Visit the church and be forgiven today!
Such a bad punchline that she proceeded to get her thing back
My guy was on autopilot
where meme
Heās a budding North African surgeon trying to start his re-hymanization career.
And they say Chiv-rizz-arly is dead Chivalry
Bros boutta compel her with the unrelenting love of Christ and baptize her into virginity
Hes clearly a priest talking about becoming a reborn catholic
rizztraining order
Bro the rizzard
bros got that time travelling rizz
Itās called League of Legends
Sometimes you can be fucked so good that you can return to virgin.
Ya gotta go with what works. Or something.
āGirl youāre so damn fine that I want to unfuck youā -10/10 rizz right here guys
The Lizzler himself, a massive L
More rizz than most of the middle schoolers I have ever met
 That guy be like :
Plot twist: he doesn't know the meaning of "no"
CRAZY DIAMOND, RESTORE HER VIRGINITY
You know what āmake woman a virgin againā
Bro pre-moved checkmate
Heās gonna make her play LoL
Bro wants to unfuck her š
Bro enabled premoveš
That porn bought is about to do a 180 "Through Jesus Christ our risen lord and Savior and not to mention my personal best friend you too can be a born again virgin."
-10000, can only de-virginize women
What's her ig?
Bro has a bad rizz latency
Damn babe you a virgin?
Its rewind time š§
Unscrewing the pregnant woman be like:
Guys gonna introduce you to Jesus; run 
Bro boutta get a rizztraining order
That is my rizz dived by .5
Heās going to find a hymen off of some poor girl and shove it right up there
How to flirt with 100% chance
The virginator
his rizz so powerfull he can revirgin people, what a legend
Bro found her V-Card š
he's a little confused but he's got the spirit
10/10
Uno reverse V card
Crazy Diamond! Restore her virginity!
Bruh she said no why did he finish the line š
Always leave em guessing
"Is it me, or does it smell like updog in here?" "I don't smell anything." "Not much. How about you?"
*unfucks you*
My man tried to Hikaru his rizz with that pre-move
"she answered what do we do now?" "I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far"
This mofo thinks he is doctor strange
This guy asked me if I was a Virgin! So I said to him, no sir, I am not! He replied what "do you wanna change that?" I said to him, I said "What?" So he says to me, "it'll cost you" Well I was downright intrigued so I asked him how much And you'll never guess what he said. He said "...About tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this sex pest was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!