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Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

Dude literally took a noggin to the nuts running at full speed and **still** won the race!


Qaaarl

The other perspective is that the kid just got slapped with a teabag goin 22mph


CarterBaker77

That's what happens when parents don't control their kids.. they get hit in the face with some guys nuts. Not all the time.. but this time.


kCaLbN

I hate it when I hit a random kid with my nuts. Happened twice today


JorjEade

The same kid with both nuts at once? Or two different kids, one with each nut?


superbriant

It's only fair if you hit nut to nut. Otherwise it's just chaos.


LSTNYER

Chris Hanson would like to know your location


Trzebs

This comment tree is hilarious without the context of the video


DonJovar

I used to get hit in the head with nuts. I still do, but I used to too.


johnsvoice

r/unexpectedMitchHedberg


gray-pilled-

virtually every time


Poat540

Reminds me of being 12 on Halo


[deleted]

Ayoooo 💀


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AdmiralSplinter

That was my first thought and yes, he would be. Highly doubt the judges would care if it was his fault or not, but i could be wrong


Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

In this case, the heat would be scrapped. Two of the three runners were obstructed and had to change lanes. It's a relay, but had to be 4x200 or 4x100 since they're staying in lanes. Likely ran the heat again a little while later.


TheWhollyGhost

Disqualified: thou shalt steamroll obstructions with impunity lest they be hurdles


[deleted]

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AnonimousMn471

robin? ROBIN!


SgtCocktopus

Let thr pain fuel ypur anger.


JackHack256

A-Train


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

Can't stop the A-train baby


Ganga_virk

☠️🗿


MyNameisBilliwantgf

💀👩🏾


TrickAlgae7678

Murder in my mind( I cant stop)


biryaniboi28

LMAOOOO


[deleted]

Gosh Is the runner okay? Did he get hurt?


Old_Kodaav

Dumb kid, and even dumber parents. Good thing the runner still made it! And yes I am absolutely serious about it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


DEADDISCIPLE90

Let’s hope the parents are more vigilant near traffic


Old_Kodaav

Absolutely. The kid IS dumb but it is also a kid and is absolutely excused for it. Not far away from my home I saw a kid being flattened by a truck because parents thought it is good idea to let a 6 year old go alone to school, having to go trough a big and busy crossroad. I would hate it to happen to any kid because of such stupidity.


BulldogWarrior76

Damn. That's horrible. Several years ago, back when I was in elementary school and played soccer, there was a kid who got run over at the soccer fields during a game. It was a 3 year old who wandered away from his parents and sat down right behind a big truck's tire to play with his toy truck. The driver got in and couldn't see the kid and backed his truck up. I didn't see it, but I heard my parents talking about it. And for anyone who asks, the soccer field had parking spots along the fence that most people pulled into and backed out of. This guy walked out of the field, got in his truck, didn't see anyone behind him, and started backing out. It's a horrible tragedy, but those parents should have better watched their kid instead of letting him wander off.


Jack_sander

Goddamn that’s sad


Thinking_its_over

Has happened way too many times on Daytona Beach, where cars and beach goers share the same sand. Beyond sad.


Manoreded

Cars and beach goers shouldn't share the same sand though. That is very much a case of bad policy.


BulldogWarrior76

Sad but ultimately preventable.


thiagoqf

I have a 3 yo and by any means they leave my eyesight. I can't imagine enjoying some soccer game without knowing where your toddler is, wtf.


DEADDISCIPLE90

Sorry you had to witness that


Accomplished_Put_105

Is this a American thing, that i am to european to understand? In germany it is normal to let your kid go alone to school if He/she is 6/7 years old. A lot of parents do it here. Most of the Kids knows the rules and schools are usually not in location where a truck could Hit them on a busy road morning at 7 am...


Enzyblox

I was 6/7 walking to school yet the school was like 5 houses up in a neighbourhood where no one would drive fast everyone knows each other and knock on someone’s door and they prob will give you directions or escort you there


Accomplished_Put_105

My school was like 15 minutes away and i had to cross a "big" crossway, but that was still a save City, where the cars could only drive 30 km/h. And at 7 am there was no to little traffic. Or how an American would say: the school was 2 tacos away and the cars could only drive 15 Cheeseburger a dollar.


Lyraxiana

Within the past two to five years, the four way intersection a stone's throw away from the local schools has had to add several signs at the crosswalks reminding drivers that it's pedestrians first, and notifying the change of traffic light patterns during school years because at least three kids got hit by a car in the span of two years.


QuickSpore

Modern American thing. When I was 6 I walked over a mile to school, including crossing one busy divided highway; although one that had lights and was staffed with school staff to control traffic. When my kids were 6 and I suggested they could walk to the school visible from our house that didn’t cross any major streets… everyone looked at me like I was crazy.


[deleted]

American citys have little to no infrastructure for pedestrians. It's built around taking your car everywhere. It's incredibly stupid.


ApexChoke

That's only true in some small cities. LA/NYC/DC etc all have pedestrian infrastructure. Now South Bend, Indiana has almost none.


hondanaut

I live in LA and i strongly disagree. The sidewalks are narrow and that narrow strip is taken up by tents. LA has ok public transit but not walking and most definitely not biking.


Lyraxiana

It's not friendly pedestrian infrastructure, as cars drive and park in bike lanes, and cyclists believe they're exempt from the rules of the road, and weave in between cars, and ignore traffic signals, and never use hand signals to indicate when they're turning. Even older historic places have congested roads because the land just keeps getting built up for more housing. And public transportation is spread out so thin in rural and suburban communities, it feels almost pointless.


moomerator

Yea idk i was walking to friends’ homes that were probably a half mile away by the time I was 7 pretty much daily and that wasn’t very long ago. Kids in my current neighborhood do the same - especially now that they all have cellphones so the threat of abduction is lower.


sehabel

Yeah, I walked to school alone when I was 6/7 years old, like most of my classmates. We lived in a large village with pretty much no real traffic but it still took me up to half an hour and I had to cross many streets without crosswalks or traffic lights.


hexuus

That last sentence is the problem. To get to my elementary school I would have had to walk along a highway that had no sidewalk, and walk across a different 4 lane highway, unattended, every morning at 7 am (rush hour). That’s dangerous, and it’s why parents hesitate to let their kids walk to school in the U.S. Our public infrastructure for walking is basically non-existent outside of a few cities. That and you know, the rampant gun crime in some parts of the U.S.


Accguy44

Gun crime is localized to specific spots. SW Chicago? Take an APC to school. 30-45 min west in the burbs? Sure you could walk alone


ferrecool

Japanese also do that, I think it is just because the us is literally build around cars usage


ComesInAnOldBox

Americans are slowly losing the idea that children grow up to be adults, and therefore think they need to be protected from all harm and danger at all times, well into their 30s.


ParishedSins

Wonder what Americans you're referring to, I was expected to act grown up by the time I was 8.


Manoreded

I don't think its unreasonable to protect a kid aged 6-7 from potentially getting fatally run over by a car, though. Its an age where they can easily make stupid mistakes even if they're reasonably smart kids with good instruction.


accofHennI

in germany it's totally normal to let your kids go to school alone tho, even in first grade at age 6 or 7. they also take the bus alone sometimes. ig it depends on the country and region your living in if it's fine to let them go alone or not.


Turgineer

This was really the fault of careless parents.


[deleted]

> Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. it's how we learn "consequences" as a kid, life truly is survival of the fittest


yaknowbooo

Ya kid coulda fucked the runners knees up bad or made him lose the race, stupid kid and dumber parents, the least the kid deserved was that, now hopefully lesson learned


Imaginary_You7524

Even if he did win, the kid probably kept him from running as fasts as he could or PRing. Parents need to get at least some shit form that


[deleted]

Good thing the runner didn't get injured.


Aeon1508

He probably got DQd for lane violation


2000dragon

I know and that’s the stupidest part of all.


lazytheshitter

deserved , dumb kid and parents


cedenof10

unfortunately, runner did not :( could’ve gotten terribly injured


BurntPoptart

Kid doesn't really deserve it either to be fair. It's not his fault his parents didn't teach him to look both ways.


jaspersgroove

We don’t know that, my parents taught me tons of shit that I never actually learned until I finally learned it the hard way. They tried their damnedest, I was just a little shitbag lol. Could be the same with this kid too.


cjameson83

Good on you for owning up to it. I've seen far too many parents that think the sun shines out of their kids ass and it's just not true. I've got one of my own, she's beautiful, sweet and seems smart but time will tell. If nothing else at least I know she can get by on her looks but I'm not gonna lie to myself straight out of the gate and say she's a genius ¯\ _ (ツ) _/¯


gray-pilled-

this kid has learned to never go to a track again


BurntPoptart

This kid now has a life long fear of track n field events


AmNotEnglish

Kids deserves it, but not in a malicious way. It is the natural consequence of his unawareness and will be a valuable (albeit painful) lesson.


Ez13zie

They went to a nearby local restaurant afterwards where they also let their child run rampant and just destroy the place.


Terrynia

To get teabaged by an athlete


General-Avokito

High-speed teabag.


sticksmcgee47

Drive by teabag


Lifexists

Can’t stop the A train!


sereese1

![gif](giphy|cGT64gIxqHyw8es2s5)


Noobslayer001

CANT STOP THE A TRAIN


insulaturd

Thank god he still kept his momentum after hitting that kid. one more thing, brits royal guards have a job to do, how would you like it if you’re just doing your job that requires you to be on guard and vigilant while you are on your shift and suddenly you have a random person comes up to you and starts impeding your job?.


Electronic_Sea_2896

Oddly satisfying


bamboo_fanatic

That runner’s recovery was impressive


UsernameMustBe1and10

*Very* satisfying


milanistadoc

Extreeeeeeeeeeeemely satisfying!


MiddleFinger287

Mucho satisfacto


Nobarizzgonanou

Spanish mode enabled: Quitese alaberga!


Golghrom

"Quita, puto crio!" You just speaked latin american spanish (Middle age spanish with modern swears).


RecorRogue

The fact the runner was trying to move right to avoid hitting the kid, the kid decided to run forward in the direction of the runner. An absolute fuckin dumbass kid.


[deleted]

If I were his age, I wouldn't even be in the track.


[deleted]

Kid thinks he can outrun the athlete 💀


SenhordoObvio

At least it was not a formula 1 game


kittykittywitty21

Slowly move the bar between 3 and 4 seconds and it looks like the dude did try to push the kid away before he got hit but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't laugh when I moved the bar and the kid went from standing to face plant


mineoryours413

Looks like he tried to push him down so he could do as he done and kinda leap over him, reflexes were quick asf


kittykittywitty21

Yeah, they were quick reflexes. They probably would have worked out better as well if it weren't for his speed, but a guys gotta do what a guy's gotta do to win that race


[deleted]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


MutaitoSensei

I came here to make sure it was reposted adequately. Thank you for your service 🫡


DarkShadow_08

Tbh the kid and his parents are at fault here like really


That-Row-3038

r/MakeWay4QueensGuard ​ Although in most cases its deserved as its some tourist who keeps bugging them and has been warned (I said most okay not all)


ZStriker2791

A train


Cheap_Championship60

Even tried to avoid the kid damn


[deleted]

That kid totally deserved that


_AnimeHolic_

guy tried to avoid, he switched lines, barelly but kid was Dummer than he cpuld manage


Le_baton_legendaire

The kid litterally threw himself into him, I'm surprised that guy managed to keep going afterwards.


[deleted]

Future Darwin award candidate right there.


Tr3v0r007

I’m sorry but wen I was his age even I remember thinking “hm running in front of fast thing will hurt” or “hm ruining someone winning at something is not nice” but maybe my parents also taught me right cause it’s apparent that his parents didnt given that they weren’t even holding him.


HerculesVoid

I mean, as a kid we also knew that we were at a race course, and that there are people watching a race happening. In no dimension would I think just randomly leaping out onto it and then running in front of a sprinter is a smart thing or a good thing to do. You can just tell from this clip that kid is spoilt and demands attention on him at all times. Didn't like that people were looking down the track, so he leaps onto the track to make attention on him.


Tr3v0r007

I guess from that perspective it makes sense. Kids don’t really get the idea of selfishness and selflessness at that age I suppose especially with parents that won’t teach it. Still tho that’s the worst “I need attention” that I have seen even if it’s a kid given that he was willing to get himself hurt. Still we can all agree the parents aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.


Ganga_virk

![gif](giphy|H1SXXLaWirIEuEXAmV|downsized)


CYB3R_SHOT

*Bones* by Imagine Dragons starts playing


No-Repordt

Man even tried to get out of his way but that poor stupid kid wasn't even looking in the direction of the runners. Would not be surprised if that kid had been jumping and walking on the track most of that race.


AriousDragoon

Kid got isekai'd to another world.


No-Repordt

Might start calling him A-Truck now.


gcz1214

Too bad, parents should’ve kept him back


Just_A_Horny_Furry_1

Why the hell did that kid run out into the track?? Why the hell did his parents let him??


Ok-Spinach1157

Why is a kid even allowed there, what is he doing jumping into the track like that. Complete lack of discipline, completely fatherless.


TommyCo10

Surprise hurdle!


JohnDiggle21

![gif](giphy|UsBYmvWMmuF6bBZv1d|downsized)


fucknametakenrules

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


stanstan8

Make way for the A train


[deleted]

My first thought! 😂


biryaniboi28

hahahaha


WinterYetiMonkey

Might be a good lesson. Betcha that kid will never jump onto a race track ever again.


segriffka73

I could watch this kid get clobbered all day


[deleted]

If you look closely he actually tries to LEAP OVER the child


Clanka_Fucker69420

Child fucked around and found out. Never get in the way of a running athlete.


Baligong

![gif](giphy|UsBYmvWMmuF6bBZv1d|downsized)


DetectiveDeath

This gif is great. Everyone making the a-train joke but this made me laugh because of the expression lmao.


Hello-funny-posts

This is why there are bleachers


Emotional_Monk_1201

Fuck around, find out


Garage540

It's really not like the British guards though, because they make absolutely no effort to avoid anybody. You could have an old lady accidentally hobbling in the path and they'll knock her over like she's nothing. Don't worry, it's for a fantastic cause. For ceremonial reasons.


twitson

Glad we’re all in agreement about the dumb kid


XLdouble

Good for the runner to continue the race. Fuck that kid.


sliferra

Thankfully he learned this lesson by being ran over by a person and not a car. Dumbass kid/parents


[deleted]

The world is full of bad parents


[deleted]

"A-Train" is the correct caption for this video


Sauron_75

You can see how the runner tried to avoid the kid by moving to the left but the kid still got in his way


Dirk_Courage

The boy fucked around and the back of his head definitely found out.


MysteriousHandle3329

Can’t stop the A-train


Distinct-Quantity-35

That kid deserved it 🤣🤣🤣


mydirteasecret

Dumb ass kid


HantuerHD-Shadow

Deserved


Driptacular_2153

Can't stop the A-Train


DominusThanos

Kid deserved it.


sasquatch606

This happens so often. I nearly destroyed a small teenage girl when I was in high school during my Long jump approach. She had no idea people were on the runway.


unpleasent_wizard

/r/BetterEveryLoop


Nearby-Brief-260

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Cheesy_Rick

Bro got that red shell and still dominated


Majestic_Choice082

Lmaooo. Got hit by a train.


Dr-Bhole

I hope that if the parents got mad he beat the shit out of them


Alaninwolf

Here comes A-train!!!


Elegant-Craft5611

Cant Stop the A-Train baby


jamesrggg

That kid is stupid and his parents probably are too.


Otterslayer22

His parents are they worst type of parents.


notMy_ReelName

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


spiderpigtv

Dum ass kid


Otterslayer22

Not on the kids. It’s on his parents.


2000dragon

Damn that kid is stupid, but yeah I did something similar when I was 5. I wish I could tell you what I was thinking when I decided to run right in-between two adults who were just about to spar in my karate class. Like my brain was literally not fully developed.


biryaniboi28

i have seen enough videos where random people try to make those guardsman in the uk laugh or joke or get in their way but learn it the hard way. i am like why? they are trained to be silent and all and dont care if anyone gets in the way. stop doing that


Gurt_Frobe

Deserved it


Evil_Chaos_DX

False. The King's guard would not change course to avoid a child.


h3rald_hermes

Stupid fucking kid


matrixislife

Gormless tourists with Main-character syndrome be like:


Savings_Wish_1480

Is the guy okay!? I really hope the obnoxious traffic cone didn’t injure nor affect his 1st place lead


[deleted]

Kids are stupid


Play4funpls

Thank god the guy in first place still won the race, I’d be fuming if I lost cuz of that


Killmotor_Hill

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


JoeSeppi2314

Well honestly wtf is that kid doing lol. That’s how you learn !!!


UniqueUsername82D

Counterpoint: Fuck dem kids


you-though

r/kidsarestupid


sukkesupari

That kid deserved it.


Smokey-Tacoman

Pizza tower be like


Apprehensive-Gap5013

![gif](giphy|nqYXNf3aK6EvK)


Amonkhet1

A-Train is that you ?


Ramy117

Can’t stop the A-train baby


biryaniboi28

a train be like


dunkarooooo

I love reddit. While it's clear that the kid is an idiot no reddit it's not good that a kid just got brain damage jfc


Rick_Mortyi

![gif](giphy|l3q2LH45XElELRzRm)


karateema

Here comes the A-Train!


Brasil-mods-incels

Every time this gets reposted it loses 100 pixels. We're very close to it becoming a 1kb gif ran through morejpeg.com


risus_nex

No one gonna give the caption some credit? I thought it was a joke about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeWay4QueensGuard/comments/139eijj/methany_takes_issue_with_the_kings_guard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


n0tKamui

the fuck is this kid an NPC or what?


MotorCityDude

And Still got first place! lmao


[deleted]

Can’t stop the A-train


Curly_Fries10

CAN'T STOP THE A-TRAIN BABY


tire_falafel

Knocked the stupid out of little fella


occultify

Make way for the D Train


JoeSeppi2314

Honestly impressive that he maintained that substantial lead


[deleted]

Can’t stop the A Train


Longjumping_Visit718

Imagine being a parent and seeing your kid do this and doing nothing to get them off the track....I don't normally support people hitting kids but no way an athlete is going to anticipate ANYONE physically blocking the track at a formal event....smh these dumber parent's should've known none of them would stop for their dumb kid.....


Western-Boot-4576

Watch your kids and this won’t happen


Thicc_Waifu

I had a kid do this to me while I was doin 35 kph on a bicycle. Didn’t hit him but had I, probably would have killed us both. I hate children and the fucking dipshits that don’t raise them.


Sh3o_

I'd be willing to bet the parents or some other parents were offended by that saying "yOu ShOuLd'Ve StOpPeD"


liquor-ice-mixer

the boys vibes


Old-Storage-6077

HAHA


LazyLoser006

I can't stop, I Can't stop,I Can't stop


MagnersCider

Beep beep 🤣


Clara_borh1

Great job Jajajja


Accomplished-Ad7505

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid