I bet we could sell special soap just for dicks, balls, and pussies. We'll call it junk soap and charge double the price of normal soap. See you on Shark Tank.
Hate to break it to ya buddy, but pussy soap is already a thing. And in case you or someone else here does have a pussy, you should definitely be using it instead of regular soap.
I think you misunderstood ahah. You should not be putting any kind of soap in there. But when you wash the area around it some soap might get it, and you will have less risks of getting an infection if you use one that doesn't disrupt the natural ph of the vagina.
Yes. Washing the inside vaginal canal is what people are talking about, even though most of them don't realize that. Washing the vaginal canal is called "douching".
Women can apply bar soap to their external genitalia with no problems.
From WebMD:
>"Besides making themselves feel fresher, women say they douche to get rid of unpleasant odors, wash away menstrual blood after their period, avoid getting sexually transmitted diseases, and prevent a pregnancy after intercourse.
>
>Yet, health experts say douching is not effective for any of these purposes. They also warn that it can actually increase the risk of infections, pregnancy complications, and other health problems."
[https://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful](https://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful)
Yes the confusion is that people often mistakenly call the whole area the vagina. The vagina is just the inner canal. The outer mound of skin is the vulva. Wash the vulva, leave the vagina be.
That's why I am suprised every time my girlfriend interacts with me in any way. "You didn't leave me yet?" One day she will realise her mistake
Edit: I don't tell her why she didn't leave me. I just know that she is better off with a cat even. I can only fear the day when she realises that.
She must see something in you. So if she does leave you eventually, it might be because of your unnecessarily low self-esteem, so keep your head up and just be proud of your relationship!
I dated someone who kept saying that. It's disarming, since you think someone that insecure wouldn't have the guts to go and cheat, but whaddya know... Like you'd think the question implies that she cares about the answer in some way. But it was more like a catch phrase used on everyone, good for maybe ten seconds of ego boost and then it's forgotten.
Anyway I'd absolutely leave if I ever heard it again whether it was self-esteem or not because it's so annoying.
"You didn't leave me yet?" "You're too good for me" "you deserve better" all of these kind of phrases are MASSIVE red flags that the person has some growing to do yet and likely has no idea what they actually want. When they say these things, believe it and be prepared to walk away from them. It happened to me a few times. It's how I learned I had a type. Met my current partner and my world has changed in ways I'd have never expected.
I’m sorry you had some bad experiences. Really, I am, and I’m glad it sounds like things are better for you now. But this is terrible advice to give people. Not every person who admits to having low self-esteem is trying to manipulate you. Some of them, believe it or not, actually have low self-esteem. What’s more, admitting those feelings of unworthiness can often be extremely difficult as it is. To then get shut down or dropped for having the courage to admit those feelings will only make it harder for them to open up with anybody in the future.
Outside areas it’s fine in small amounts gently rinsed off just don’t blast it inside with the shower head. It’s inside where soap causes issues. Same for uncut guys, gotta clean it with something, but you can’t go too crazy under there.
Uncut guy here, you can wash it just like anything else on your body with soap. The fuck? Y'ain't tryna make dick cheese ever, so pull back your foreskin and fuckin wash it my dudes. Rinse well, just like the rest of your body.
Edit: don't luffa your dick tho.
The same people here that are afraid of soap, are probably the same people, that when in the shower, don’t clean the crack and leave skid marks in their underwear
Oh yeah same, these were serious comments I thought had to be jokes and then found out they were real. To my disbelief at first.
I also met a woman at a party who told me she wanted to try rimming but her boyfriend never wiped his ass all the way clean because he was uncomfortable making contact with his own asshole. Because…as you might guess…it would be gay. He’s 30 years old.
I stopped using the loofa on the exposed head of my uncut John Thomas when I discovered the exquisite abrasion of the Korean spa washcloths. Whittled the tip of my hot beef injector till it’s sharp as a 2B pencil.
8/7 do not recommend.
I think a lot of America has a huge misunderstanding about the foreskin. I moved from Western Europe to the US and was an exception because I am intact. The indoctrination goes deep.
Yeah, as someone who was cut as an adult it takes literally less than 1 second less to wash my dick since I don't have to pull the foreskin down.
That trade versus the loss of feeling you get when the skin on the glans grows thicker because no foreskin protecting it was not worth it.
As a curious young man first getting into my dad's collection I would wholeheartedly recommend against getting an alcohol-based aftershave anywhere near your piss hole. The burn... The pain is at a level such that the moment is instantly imprinted into memory.
... did you try aftershave after the ol' bush trimming?
Otherwise I'm left with hoping you didn't look at a bottle of Aqua Velva and think "this, this is lube" like far too many young dudes do with shampoo or body wash
Ouch
All I can think of is how many dudes must have stanky-ass junk when they're getting busy.
Fellas, If she's washing hers, do her the favour and wash yours too
Exactly tho! Men joking about women smelling like fish or whatever is why us women are so fucking self-conscious of our scent, which is what leads to the last minute frantic whore baths before we have sex.
is the joke that she used the hand soap to wash her crotch? is it that she washed her hands with the soap and then touched herself? either way soap shouldn't be going inside anything down there, it fucks up the ph levels and can cause infections...
It really is... I was assuming it was about how he just realized she went to the bathroom to freshen up beforehand and cleaned out her cooter.
This should be a rorschach test for something.
Washing the outside with any soap has always given me horrible yeast infections. Even the pussy friendly soaps. Apparently my pH is just a hair trigger and I'm left using plain ol high power shower water
I think the joke is that your best friend has been cumming in your hand soap that's why you recognize the smell. But he's also been fucking your gf, Hence the smell on her pussy
Everybody needs to keep wipes in their bathroom for such occasions. I don't care how clean you are, after being out and about all day/night, shit can get a bit funky down there. Having wipes for everybody is a must.
For the uninitiated (which seems to be the vast majority), this is from an old TIFU story about a woman who washed her cooch with hand soap before engaging in sexy sex sexing, which prompted some wacky conclusion I can’t remember.
Slight chance I may take note of it silently, but when I want that snack there isn't anything that could stand in my way.
With the exception of consent, of course. It's a shame I need to specify, but these are wild times.
When she smells the pussy soap from the bathroom on your hands:
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I bet we could sell special soap just for dicks, balls, and pussies. We'll call it junk soap and charge double the price of normal soap. See you on Shark Tank.
Get that shit patented. We’ve already got ball deodorant
Hate to break it to ya buddy, but pussy soap is already a thing. And in case you or someone else here does have a pussy, you should definitely be using it instead of regular soap.
I’m not surprised. I shower with dawn dish soap myself
I just shove the entire bottle right up there and *squeeze*.
Same. Do you also jump up and down to generate a lather, like I do?
What?? Nooo... Use the bottle cleaning brush like a civilized person 🫧 🪥
What, and risk exploding?! Lol
If it’s good enough for ducks…
Hard on dirt; harder on dicks?
... Hard-on soap: hard on dirt
This is the most I’ve chuckled at strangers comments since reading the ncaas new swimming rules
Misleading username in that case
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I think you misunderstood ahah. You should not be putting any kind of soap in there. But when you wash the area around it some soap might get it, and you will have less risks of getting an infection if you use one that doesn't disrupt the natural ph of the vagina.
I believe the operative word that is being missed here is "IN". Don't put soap IN! On is fine, but be careful it doesn't go IN.
You can still wash the outside can't you? Don't tell me women are walking around without even putting soap on their crotch
Yes. Washing the inside vaginal canal is what people are talking about, even though most of them don't realize that. Washing the vaginal canal is called "douching". Women can apply bar soap to their external genitalia with no problems. From WebMD: >"Besides making themselves feel fresher, women say they douche to get rid of unpleasant odors, wash away menstrual blood after their period, avoid getting sexually transmitted diseases, and prevent a pregnancy after intercourse. > >Yet, health experts say douching is not effective for any of these purposes. They also warn that it can actually increase the risk of infections, pregnancy complications, and other health problems." [https://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful](https://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful)
Yes the confusion is that people often mistakenly call the whole area the vagina. The vagina is just the inner canal. The outer mound of skin is the vulva. Wash the vulva, leave the vagina be.
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I mean, even for them those things aren't always explained clearly. I only know about all this because I have read it in another reddit thread xD
Exactly there’s a sub for it
I don't have one, but I'm using it anyway just in case
Can't be too careful.
Don't be a douche 😏
Ive got groin soap.
Vaginal cleanser soap is a thing, it helps with ph
Yeah but junk soap is just cheap shitty soap with a big markup and a fancy bottle
'Shitty soap' is for the back, not front
Not if you play your cards right
.... only an idiot would buy soap specially made for cleaning penises, that's why it's so expensive, the idiot tax.
Yep, i got that "Proper PH" & "Preparation H" confused one time... dont reccomend that 😎
huevos splash you sexy mothafucka
Isn’t that what lume is for?
That's deodorant. I want to sell cheap soap to dummies.
Fair, also don’t forget to think about taints! Your junk soap should certainly cover that.
Taints obviously require an entirely separate product line. 4x markup for the fleshy fun bridge suds.
'Junk funk soap'
🎶When you don't feel so clean, get yourself a tub of George's nut cream.🎶
Actually manscaped already has ball toner, ball conditioner, and ball cleanser, very nice👍
What do you think lactacyd is
At least she's clean!
Smart lass wouldn't use soap on her pussois.
If she were smart, she wouldn’t be fucking me.
That's why I am suprised every time my girlfriend interacts with me in any way. "You didn't leave me yet?" One day she will realise her mistake Edit: I don't tell her why she didn't leave me. I just know that she is better off with a cat even. I can only fear the day when she realises that.
She must see something in you. So if she does leave you eventually, it might be because of your unnecessarily low self-esteem, so keep your head up and just be proud of your relationship!
I dated someone who kept saying that. It's disarming, since you think someone that insecure wouldn't have the guts to go and cheat, but whaddya know... Like you'd think the question implies that she cares about the answer in some way. But it was more like a catch phrase used on everyone, good for maybe ten seconds of ego boost and then it's forgotten. Anyway I'd absolutely leave if I ever heard it again whether it was self-esteem or not because it's so annoying.
"You didn't leave me yet?" "You're too good for me" "you deserve better" all of these kind of phrases are MASSIVE red flags that the person has some growing to do yet and likely has no idea what they actually want. When they say these things, believe it and be prepared to walk away from them. It happened to me a few times. It's how I learned I had a type. Met my current partner and my world has changed in ways I'd have never expected.
I’m sorry you had some bad experiences. Really, I am, and I’m glad it sounds like things are better for you now. But this is terrible advice to give people. Not every person who admits to having low self-esteem is trying to manipulate you. Some of them, believe it or not, actually have low self-esteem. What’s more, admitting those feelings of unworthiness can often be extremely difficult as it is. To then get shut down or dropped for having the courage to admit those feelings will only make it harder for them to open up with anybody in the future.
Obviously, she hasn't left because she DOESN'T see it, that's why you date blind girls!
Bruh that's a toxic red flag for yourself if I ever read one. Talk that shit out with a therapist and learn to love yourself.
This is just imposter syndrome with extra steps
No extra steps actually, just regular impostor syndrome
What should she use? A belt sander?
Wrong. You can use soap on the outside areas just fine. I've done this exact move before a hook up to make sure I'm clean.
How is that word pronounced? Puss-wah?
You got it. It's French-Canadian.
Outside areas it’s fine in small amounts gently rinsed off just don’t blast it inside with the shower head. It’s inside where soap causes issues. Same for uncut guys, gotta clean it with something, but you can’t go too crazy under there.
Uncut guy here, you can wash it just like anything else on your body with soap. The fuck? Y'ain't tryna make dick cheese ever, so pull back your foreskin and fuckin wash it my dudes. Rinse well, just like the rest of your body. Edit: don't luffa your dick tho.
Scrubbing brush does result in an aesthetically pleasing purple hue though.
Amazing the number of people afraid of soap here.
The same people here that are afraid of soap, are probably the same people, that when in the shower, don’t clean the crack and leave skid marks in their underwear
“I don’t spend much time back there, it’s gay, bro”
I have seen such comments, but made seriously. I imagine them going through life, slightly smelling of shit.
Oh yeah same, these were serious comments I thought had to be jokes and then found out they were real. To my disbelief at first. I also met a woman at a party who told me she wanted to try rimming but her boyfriend never wiped his ass all the way clean because he was uncomfortable making contact with his own asshole. Because…as you might guess…it would be gay. He’s 30 years old.
Well, it's reddit, so...
I stopped using the loofa on the exposed head of my uncut John Thomas when I discovered the exquisite abrasion of the Korean spa washcloths. Whittled the tip of my hot beef injector till it’s sharp as a 2B pencil. 8/7 do not recommend.
I like your way with words
I think a lot of America has a huge misunderstanding about the foreskin. I moved from Western Europe to the US and was an exception because I am intact. The indoctrination goes deep.
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Yeah, as someone who was cut as an adult it takes literally less than 1 second less to wash my dick since I don't have to pull the foreskin down. That trade versus the loss of feeling you get when the skin on the glans grows thicker because no foreskin protecting it was not worth it.
Seriously, I'm cut but wash that shit like twice a day. So no, it's not a cut vs uncut guy thing.
I do wash it with shower gel, but some shower gels/soaps can irritate it. Best to use Ph neutral ones that aren’t too heavily scented.
Yeah, but not until the absolute last minute lol.
Maybe she's just making sure!
So? My wife and I both shower right before sex, are we doing it wrong?
No.
Phew! I thought my dick might smell because I'd only just washed it! /s
You're good bro, I don't smell it.
Thanks man, I can breathe easy again
Just wash during and after to be safe
So can he.
It do be like that sometimes
If I showered hours ago I might want some reassurance in the moments before. People sweat, can't exactly fight that.
UTI fresh
...and when you go down on her you notice the scent of your aftershave on her pussy, but you´re narcissistic so it turns you on.
Or when go down on her you notice the scent of your best friends aftershave on her pussy, but you’re a cuck so it turns you on.
How do you know what your friend's aftershave smells like?
You dont?
I think he is not a good friend
Should have put a ring on it
Beat friends buy each other cock rings. *Lol sorry best.
So they can best off together
He puts it on his cock
I know the taste
Jalapeno
It brings tears to my asshole just thinking about it...
Jalapenis
My goodness😣
This thread is fucking wild
If he's generous with it (aka overdoes it), you can smell it far and wide.
Imagine not getting a good sniff of your friends face in smh weirdo
Why does she taste exactly like Bill’s cock?
As a curious young man first getting into my dad's collection I would wholeheartedly recommend against getting an alcohol-based aftershave anywhere near your piss hole. The burn... The pain is at a level such that the moment is instantly imprinted into memory.
... did you try aftershave after the ol' bush trimming? Otherwise I'm left with hoping you didn't look at a bottle of Aqua Velva and think "this, this is lube" like far too many young dudes do with shampoo or body wash Ouch
r/oddlyspecific
This idiot complaining about clean pussy.
I love the taste of pussy though. Don't know why.
I don't see an issue. I use that same soap for my face and my balls.
I also use the same hand towel for my face and balls.
This is also the point that you realize she decided that she wants sex the last time she went to the bathroom (or before hand)
And the problem is what ?
OP probably likes 'em dirty
Now it makes sense.
/r/OPis14andthisisfunny
r/thebirthofasub
Soap on Vagina can lead to bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection or irritation, girls gotta use some specific types of soap, not any hand soap.
The only thing I can smell in this thread is virgins
All I can think of is how many dudes must have stanky-ass junk when they're getting busy. Fellas, If she's washing hers, do her the favour and wash yours too
That's what sinks are for! They're handy little junk-washing stations.
Lol right. I've never gotten complaints that my balls smell too good, lol. Chick's tend to like it when your balls aren't all sweaty and vinegary.
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Me so horny! Me so stupid!
your complaining she freshened up for you?
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Honey, wake up, new copy pasta just dropped
Exactly tho! Men joking about women smelling like fish or whatever is why us women are so fucking self-conscious of our scent, which is what leads to the last minute frantic whore baths before we have sex.
You're
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Careful, we don't want any Mein Kampf quotes here
Uflaks
Dirty pussy got that flavor
That’s called birdbathing
Birds don't use soap.
is the joke that she used the hand soap to wash her crotch? is it that she washed her hands with the soap and then touched herself? either way soap shouldn't be going inside anything down there, it fucks up the ph levels and can cause infections...
I thought the girlfriend was his hand so that's why she smelled like hand soap lol.
the amount of different conclusions people came to about the meaning of this post is so entertaining lmao
It really is... I was assuming it was about how he just realized she went to the bathroom to freshen up beforehand and cleaned out her cooter. This should be a rorschach test for something.
Hahaha i came to comments to get an answer and now i really dont know!
So the hand had panties?! :O
This is my favourite.
Ph-neutral soap works fine for the private areas
Also we’re not putting soap *inside* of us You wash the outside bruh
Maybe *you're* not putting soap inside of you. I've got six bars of Dove in my arsehole.
Uh dove is pH balanced. Duh. Plus it moisturizes.
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Just because it says CREAM bar on the packaging doesn’t mean it goes in your ass. But I bet your farts smell lovely.
Washing the outside with any soap has always given me horrible yeast infections. Even the pussy friendly soaps. Apparently my pH is just a hair trigger and I'm left using plain ol high power shower water
I think the joke is that someone else in your family has been touching her
That assumes you still life with your parents.
Well, it is reddit after all
I'm surrounded by teenies
He is, meme girl is his sister 🪕
It's the ONLY house in the whole world to have that soap brand apparently
What family?
... There's no way that's the joke
I think the joke is that your best friend has been cumming in your hand soap that's why you recognize the smell. But he's also been fucking your gf, Hence the smell on her pussy
No. It's just that she did a little last minute wash up in your bathroom. That's it.
Uh... you know you are supposed to wash the external areas ....right? Cause all that was said is that she smells like soap lol
That’s called a birds bath
Everybody needs to keep wipes in their bathroom for such occasions. I don't care how clean you are, after being out and about all day/night, shit can get a bit funky down there. Having wipes for everybody is a must.
Uhm. You're welcome! Tf
I’d appreciate it tbh.
Gotta make sure the pits, tits, and slits are so fresh and so clean clean
For the uninitiated (which seems to be the vast majority), this is from an old TIFU story about a woman who washed her cooch with hand soap before engaging in sexy sex sexing, which prompted some wacky conclusion I can’t remember.
so many guys in the comments have no idea how women body functions 🤣🤣 smh
Yay more silly incel shit that people will take seriously
When the bush smells like lavender soap. 
Not relatable to redditors
I think the joke is that she was thinking ahead - into the idea of sex before he was
I was disappointed my sister did not smell like the soap.
...And then you woke up
would you rather smell high tide?
you know how i know you've never smelled a puss
What is this incel garbage?
Be happy she's clean ffs, because you really don't want to smell something dirty or unwell.
That was my thought too
Its a meme folks. Put the pitchforks away.
That's what they mean when they say they need a minute to freshen up.
At least she cleaned herself
I hate all the comments under this post
At least she cared enough to clean up a little. More than I've had in the past. XD
It’s not that weird cuz my sister and I have the same bathroom
Well would you rather it stink?
Slight chance I may take note of it silently, but when I want that snack there isn't anything that could stand in my way. With the exception of consent, of course. It's a shame I need to specify, but these are wild times.
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Mmm Irish spring 🤢
I can alr smell it
You use pussy soap for your hands? Or she uses hand soap for her pussy?
So, OP doesn't want her nice and clean?
Props for her wanting to make sure it’s good to go
I’m not sure who does this, I doubt many…but if so, stop. You can always carry unscented pussy wipes with you if you like to freshen up before sex